We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident…Or Maybe Not

A walk is as good as a hit.

Never make the first or third out at third.

A bloop single looks just like a line-drive in the box score.

You can’t steal first.

Homerun hitters drive Cadillacs.

Respect the game.

Bust your tail and have some fun.

Good pitching beats good hitting.

Pitching is ninety percent of the game.

Chicks dig the long ball.

Throw strikes.

Get it over.

Let the guys behind you make the plays.

Keep your head in the game.

Hit it where they ain’t.

Swing hard and hope you hit something.

If the double-play is a pitcher’s best friend, then the three-run homer is a groomsman.

You better check your ego at the door.

It’s a team game.

There’s no I in Team. There is a U in Us.

Take it one game at a time.

That’s why they play the games.

A buck-eighty will get you a cup of coffee and a slap on the back on your way out the door.

Baseball is a funny game.

It ain’t cheating if you don’t get caught.

This game will humble you in a hurry.

The game will eat you alive.

Mistakes will kill you.

Don’t try to do too much.

Keep it in front of you.

Stay within yourself.

Youneverknow.

It ain’t over until it’s over.

Leave it at the ballpark.

The totals on the board are correct.