Month: October 2006

  • My Second Job

    I went to the Mall of America the other day with my girlfriend to buy some shoes. Of course we had to stop at Banana Republic and some other stores. When the stop got a little long I wandered over to Brookstone and partook in my one of my favorite pastimes: sitting in a massage…

  • Whoops!

    Sorry, folks: I didn’t get an opportunity to see a preview of a (good) movie this week (plus I thought Antoinette was opening today… duh). Of the three major films beginning this weekend (and no, I don’t count Saw III or Catch A Fire in that bunch): Running With Scissors (area theaters): Shallow mental-illness flick…

  • Fighting off the Freak

    Well, since the highly anticipated Soap Factory Haunted House has been cancelled… And a decent ticket to the Bob Dylan concert is hard to come by at this eleventh hour… Might I suggest these alternative, but no less indulgent, ways to celebrate the weekend before Halloween? For one, the Antiques Show and Sale, put on…

  • The Afterthought

    Whom the gods wish to destroy, they destroy. Euripedes was a nit-picker. The gods can destroy you on the installment plan, incrementally, step by fucking step. And, yes, madness is in their bag of tricks, but they have bigger, more wicked tricks up their sleeves than mere madness. Let’s say you’re me. But, no, let’s…

  • Road trip munchies

    Owing to the tremendous response I received to my previous post “Granola,” it seems a further disucssion of mobile foodstuffs is merited. In my previous post, I decried the propensity of talk radio hosts to demean various foodstuffs and I signled out granola. I must admit that in the intervening years between colllege and the…

  • A Taste of the Real Skid Row

    For those of you disappointed with Factotum and who seek to enjoy the real taste of cheap hooch and hard times (not to mention great beer with a movie), you need to check out the Phil Harder’s collection of vintage film footage of 1950s Minneapolis, its derelict set, and their haunts. A Night of Film…