Just Another Day in America

"Man Opens Fire at Omaha Mall, Killing 8" — this is the way we express outrage now. No protests. No marches. No picket lines. No petitions. No vigils. No. Now we simply pull out the big guns.

"Gunman Kills 8 People, Then Himself at a Mall in Omaha" — this is the way we end it all now. No slit wrists. No bottles of pills. No cyanide. No smoking, of course. No. Now we take a few down with us.

It’s time to go.

But first let’s turn on that damning death box and have a good laugh over it at Comedy Central.