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Let’s Pity-Party!

Let’s Pity-Party!

Here’s a secret for dealing with friends in crisis.
by Colleen Kruse
Scratch That One Off

Scratch That One Off

My compulsion for lists has a therapeutic value—really!
by Colleen Kruse
Satan in the Litter Box

Satan in the Litter Box

There are reasons nobody writes love songs about cats.
by Colleen Kruse
Love That Latex!

Love That Latex!

The pitfalls and perks of romancing a doll
by Colleen Kruse
Code Orange

Code Orange

The bastard child of candyland: A polemic
by Colleen Kruse
Harvest Boon

Harvest Boon

These are a few of my favorite things—the seasonal mix.
by Colleen Kruse
Small Plates, Big Egos

Small Plates, Big Egos

Longing for the days of chowhounds and char houses
by Colleen Kruse
The Poop on Perky

The Poop on Perky

Watch as I pare back humor to its basic building blocks.
by Colleen Kruse
The Language of Lunge

The Language of Lunge

How a deranged cat taught me to understand my husband
by Colleen Kruse
The Problem with Positive Thinking

The Problem with Positive Thinking

My brain is like a Hokey vacuuming device.
by Colleen Kruse
The Least I Can Do

The Least I Can Do

The ultimate in streamlined existence
by Colleen Kruse
Putting My Ethics on Hold

Putting My Ethics on Hold

My Life as a Hustler on the Horn
by Colleen Kruse
Nice Folks and Nitwits

Nice Folks and Nitwits

People will tell me anything.
by Colleen Kruse
Babysitting the Monkey

Babysitting the Monkey

Rubies, sapphires, bikinis, and husbands
by Colleen Kruse
Parallel Parking Our Future

Parallel Parking Our Future

Who needs the HAL 9000 to kill us off?
by Colleen Kruse
The Magical Mystery Cure

The Magical Mystery Cure

But Dude—watch out for the side effects.
by Colleen Kruse
The Unseen Perils of Getting Fit

The Unseen Perils of Getting Fit

Harpooned by Ahab the Arachnid.
by Colleen Kruse
Hell in a Hamburglar Glass

Hell in a Hamburglar Glass

Why I don’t care for Certifiably Authentic Plastic Horses.
by Colleen Kruse
Looking, but Not Seeing

Looking, but Not Seeing

Turns out, Billy Ray Cyrus and I have something in common.
by Colleen Kruse
The Upside of Knocked Up

The Upside of Knocked Up

How teenage pregnancy contributed to my assets.
by Colleen Kruse
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