Year: 2004

  • Blanche Caldwell Barrow

    Bonnie and Clyde didn’t act alone—actually, their crime spree became the ultimate double date when Clyde’s brother Buck and his wife Blanche joined in the reindeer games. Of the four, Blanche is the only one who lived to tell the whole sordid tale, which she put down on paper while serving time in the thirties. The tale of her 107 days on the lam—one of the only “inside” accounts of life with the Barrow Gang—is substantially fleshed out with commentary, notes, and biographical information from editor John Neal Phillips, one of the foremost Bonnie-and-Clyde researchers.

  • Michael Dregni

    At last, a biography of the man whom many call the greatest guitarist ever. Django Reinhardt was born in Belgium in 1910 to gypsy parents, and began playing music when he was twelve. At eighteen, he was almost killed in a fire that left him the use of only two fingers on his left hand. He went on to become Europe’s most dazzling jazz player with his Quintette du Hot Club de France (one of the best band names ever), and a musical legend in his own right, composing and playing complex, joyous songs with the dance built right in. Michael Dregni offers at least hints as to how this was accomplished when he reads from Django: The Life and Music of a Gypsy Legend. 3225 W. 69th St., Edina; 952-920-0633

  • Dagoberto Gilb

    In a world without Paul Wellstone, Gilb is that much more of a treasure. Having written two acclaimed story collections and a novel, he is back with a potent series of thirty-six essays, Gritos. A quote from one, a brief tribute titled Steinbeck, tells you where he’s coming from: “The literary world is a powerful suit-and-tie business, and the well-dressed stories that editors look for are too much by writers whose game is played as professionally as Harvard MBAs, whose marketing goals are not meant to cause a reader to step outside the privileged cubicle to see who’s sweeping the floor in the hours after they’ve gone home.” Forceful, often funny, and always one hundred percent BS-free, Gilb is a construction worker-turned-university professor who stands up for the millions among us who know “hard work” all too well, but who (unlike our commander in chief) do not whine about it. He reads as part of the Chicano & Latino Writers Festival.
    Dayton’s Bluff Branch/Metropolitan State University Library, Ecolab Room, 645 E. 7th St., St. Paul; 651-222-3242; http://www.thefriends.org/calendar.htm

  • Lan Samantha Chang

    Chang acquired quite an illustrious reputation with Hunger, her first collection of stories. Now she’s exceeded the expectations generated by that book with her first novel, Inheritance, a multi-generational saga that follows the Wang family through the twentieth century, from imperial China to modern America. At one point, Chanyi, “old” at thirty-four and part of the last generation whose women had bound feet, takes her daughters Junan and Yinan to a fortune teller to find out if she might still bear her husband a son. Chang’s style is spare, her prose unassuming but deceptively powerful. In just a few pages she constructs the kind of psychological atmosphere that allows the reader to feel deeply, in an almost eery way, this woman’s quiet devastation. AI Johnson Great Room, McNamara Alumni Center, 200 Oak St. SE, UM East Bank; Minneapolis; 612-625-6366

  • Artists’ Books: No Reading Required

    Our good friend Webster defines the book primarily as “a set of written sheets of skin or paper, bound together in a volume” or “a long written or printed literary composition.” Its secondary (and, we feel, more progressive) definition is “something that yields knowledge or understanding.” The selections from Walker Art Center’s library on display at the Minnesota Center for Book Arts illustrate this broader definition—and how. You’ll find a variety of Bubba-Gump proportions—there are scrapbooks, pop-up books, boxed books, checkbooks, books-on-tape—as well as featured books of art and books as art from Marcel Duchamp, Dieter Roth, Edward Ruscha, and John Lennon and Yoko Ono. 1011 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-215-2520; mcba@mnbookarts.org

  • FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBITION—Franklin Art Works

    Hard to believe it’s been five years since Franklin Art Works, the little art gallery that could, added a new chapter to the life of a vaudeville theater-turned-porn multiplex. Now, of course, it’s a sleek yet simple space exhibiting work from both local and national artists, many of whom probably wouldn’t otherwise be shown in these parts. FAW celebrates this anniversary with an innovative take on a ‘best of’ show, featuring exquisite corpse drawings made by artists—including David Rathman and Mary Esch—whose work the art center has exhibited in previous years. Also on view will be Pictures of What Happens on Each Page of Thomas Pynchon’s Novel Gravity’s Rainbow, drawings by Zak Smith whose title indicates the extensive and sprawling nature of the series (pictured at left). A Yale MFA who strikes a punk pose, Smith is a fan of freneticism, psychedelia, and excess, and was one of the standouts at last spring’s Whitney Biennial. Rounding out the exhibit is a video by conceptual artist Jan Estep. 1021 Franklin Ave. E., Minneapolis; 612-872-7494; www.franklinartworks.org

  • The Art of Democracy

    Artists of all stripes have turned the MIA’s gallery devoted to Minnesota artists into a ground zero for political propaganda. Sweeping, populist, and endearingly shaggy, the exhibit has more in common with the bulletin boards on college campuses or at community centers than with the remote atmosphere of your average art gallery. Through an ongoing open call, artists are continually submitting election-themed posters, T-shirts, flyers, pins, and commercials. As expected, the walls were quickly covered. Curators have begun stapling pieces atop one another, creating a layered account of our political moods leading up to the election—and, since the exhibit runs all month, its aftermath. 612-870-3131; www.artsmia.org

  • Chris Mars: Severed Stream

    Mars’s newest paintings address the demons of mental illness, yet they dig through the ugliness to find something beautiful within. That is, they achieve the feat of being simultaneously repellent and alluring: His depictions of monsters are horrific on the surface, but rendered in such rich detail and glowing colors that their humanity cannot be denied. Each painting is tied intimately to Mars’s relationship with his brother, who struggles with schizophrenia, and the artist’s words about his intentions are as eloquent as the paintings themselves, which have titles like A Pledge of Empathy Before Judgment. “There is free will and there is circumstance,” he writes. “I exercise the former so that we consider the latter, and thus may come to know both beauty and mercy.” 400 First Ave. N., Minneapolis; 612-339-1094; www.theissgallery.com

  • To the Editor

    THE CASE AGAINST BIRTH CONTROL
    It’s 5:30 a.m. Husband snoring away. Dog in my lap. Nice quiet time for reading The Rake. I howled at your column [Sex & the Married Man, October]. At fifty-plus years old, I identified with every word. This liberally raised, nontraditional Catholic encourages couples who do not want children, not to do so. Have sex, though. Children do bring significant change to a marriage. For those ready and willing to accept the responsibility, it is fabulous. We enjoyed every stage of our children’s lives. They are wonderful beings—raised with solid values and an excitement to test life, take risks, and maintain solid ethics. My eldest son teaches special ed in the Bronx. While in college at Carleton, his favorite T-shirt read: “You are not required to reproduce.” My younger son, a literary student at a high school devoted to the arts, was manhandled by a Republican patrol guard at the Bush rally (recently held in St. Cloud, for obvious reasons) for wearing a “Kerry for President” button. They have great spirit for living, are engaged in what’s happening around them, are fierce protectors of human rights and social justice, and the result of “oops, we’re pregnant” happenings early in their parents’ sex-filled marriage. You will be great parents. Thanks for the laugh. I must go make coffee now…I hear the other side rising. It’s garbage day and coffee helps him get the mess to the curb.

    Sue Mackert
    St. Cloud

    TO HAVE KIDS OR NOT?
    Why do you feel that couples who elect not to have children in the near future or even at all are “self-centered and looking out for number one”? Sure people have their reasons for having or not having kids, but to call them self-centered? I just don’t understand. Is staying single being self-centered? Do the friends of a single man say, “Gee, Bill, you’re an attractive, virile young man with a great job. Why don’t you get married?” Can a single man enjoy thesingle life of dating, or the simple pleasures of returning home from a hard day’s work just to veg out on the couch and read a book or go out to a coffee house or movie? Regarding the friend “Steve” who complains about his higher healthcare premiums subsidizing coworkers with family coverage: That’s really no different than a nonsmoker complaining about the same situation with smokers running up premiums. They’re both something that we’ll probably never be able to change, and, true, it is a fact of life. But to call Steve or others like him self-centered because of those two reasons is rather ignorant. You should know; you were once “not expecting.”
    Brian Jonas
    Minneapolis

    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
    Regarding “Foot in Mouth” [Good Intentions, October]: Americans not only don’t win major American marathons, much less foreign, but we frequently don’t place in the top ten or even top twenty. While not as pronounced, we are not particularly competitive at anything longer than four hundred meters. The long-term decline in American fitness and grotesque increase in obesity is tragic and must be reversed. The Olympic marathon in Athens provides a glimmer of hope with “Americans” Mebrahtom Keflezighi and Deena Kastor finishing second and third, respectively. Marathon competitions, of course, recognize differences based upon gender, age, and being confined to a wheelchair, and they categorize results for more equitable competition. It would be sad indeed if we felt the need to segregate “Americans” as well.
    John Newman
    Minneapolis

    HU’S ON FIRST?
    I exchanged several emails with Sari Gordon over a period of a few weeks while she was putting together this article [“Hu Are You?,” October]. I was therefore quite surprised when I read the article and saw so many glaring inaccuracies. She wrote that “the basic teachings of Eckankar are virtually identical to Hinduism.” This and the whole paragraph that follows is almost entirely wrong. She included a lot of information from a few apostates who have been shown to be wildly biased, and she included nothing of the answers I or other members gave her. She also included none of the actual teachings of Eckankar. I thought that a bit strange. I guess it’s really just more about her, under the guise of being about Eckankar. Suffice to say that having an opinion is one thing, but getting so many facts incorrect is beyond the pale of decent journalism.
    Rich Smith
    Honolulu, HI

    GOT RAW MILK?
    Eliot Coleman is prescient when he notes, “I buy milk from a very successful local raw-milk dairy where the cows eat grass outdoors (as they were designed to do) and produce milk that studies have shown is far richer in many important nutrients due to the grass diet alone” [“Can Organics Save the Family Farm?,” September]. Grass-fed milk from cows and goats has higher levels of CLA, butterfat, Vitamin D, and a host of other nutrients. Unprocessed (unpasteurized) milk has a whole host of beneficial bacteria, such as acidophilus and lactobacillus, as well as antibacterial agents, or pathogenic inhibitors, including Nisin, Lactoferrin, and Lactoperoxidase. Pasteurization destroys those benefits and actually makes the milk more susceptible to pathogenic bacteria. The reason the large dairy industry constantly promotes pasteurized milk is because it covers their tracks when using sick cows in confinement settings. For a detailed look, see Dr. Ron Schmid’s book, The Untold Story of Milk, at www.drrons.com/untoldstoryofmilk.html. I applaud the way you open the door to fresh insights and would appreciate the opportunity to educate your readers further on ways to acquire healthy, nutrient-dense foods.
    John Langlois
    Foggy Bottom Farms
    Estillfork, AL

    POLICE BUSINESS
    I just wanted to express my thanks for “Cover Letters I’d Like to Send” [And Now This, October 2004], notably the section about the Minneapolis police and their “lack of compliance” with basic traffic laws. It also drives me nuts that some people can get pulled over for being, say, in the wrong kind of car or some other driving infraction, but the police can misuse their privileges (not to mention being bad role models to the young people of the city). The part about endorsing a guitar would be great, too.
    Christopher Audette
    St. Paul

  • Notorious G.K.C.

    Far be it from me to question the wisdom of Mother Angelica, but why does her Eternal Word Television Network exile its hottest property to the small-screen Aleutians of Saturday afternoon? With a roster of repeats and retreads trying to fill up a twenty-four-hour cable schedule, EWTN leaves only disoccupied weekenders to savor G.K. Chesterton: The Apostle of Common Sense, the best literary television show nobody’s ever seen and an undiscovered gem of the Twin Cities.

    If it’s been awhile since you thought about Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936), the English essayist, novelist, playwright, hagiographer, Catholic apologist, and journalist, then the Bloomington-based American Chesterton Society is here to set you straight. Chesterton, says ACS president and Apostle host Dale Ahlquist, was the greatest writer of the twentieth century. “He said something about everything,” Ahlquist asserts. “And he said it better than anybody else.”

    Or, at least, he said it more paradoxically than anybody else. In one hundred nonfiction books, five novels, five plays, more than four thousand newspaper columns, and, most famous, his popular “Father Brown” mysteries, Chesterton was the Prince of Paradox, a master of phrases and imagery that turn arguments inside out and ideas upside down. Some examples:

    The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.

    A citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax
    and a fine, except that the fine is generally
    much lighter.

    The weakness of all Utopias is this, that they take the greatest difficulty of man and assume it to be overcome, and then give an elaborate account of the overcoming of the smaller ones. They first assume that no man will want more than his share, and then are very ingenious in explaining whether his share will be delivered by motor-car or balloon.
    There is nothing that fails like success.

    The one genuinely dangerous and immoral way of drinking wine is to drink it as a medicine.

    We feel it is epical when man with one wild arrow strikes a distant bird. Is it not also epical when man with one wild [train] engine strikes a distant station?

    Chestertonian paradoxes serve various purposes: to cut through received ideas, to render an opponent’s argument absurd, to follow reason to its logical end. But taken together, they place Chesterton among the revolutionaries of modern literature. His best novel, 1908’s The Man Who Was Thursday, a philosophical mystery about undercover policemen tracking anarchists, is a proto-surrealist work of non-sequitur images, shifting ideas, hints of divinity, and dream logic. In his nonfiction Chesterton was at once plain and absurd (“One elephant having a trunk was odd: all elephants having trunks looked like a plot”). The cliché of modern criminal fiction, that cop and crook are mirror images, owes something to Father Brown, whose central sleuthing device is a conviction that he is no better than the criminal he catches. Jorge Luis Borges claimed Chesterton as an influence. Franz Kafka was a fan. In leading their respective countries’ revolutions, Michael Collins and Mohandas Gandhi drew on lessons from The Napoleon of Notting Hill, Chesterton’s libertarian fantasia of a self-selected premodern community battling a total world government.

    So why isn’t G.K. Chesterton better known? To the folks at the American Chesterton Society, it’s a scandal, with possibly anti-religious overtones, that Chesterton (a staunch defender of Catholic authority and a late-life convert to the Roman church) is no longer taught in schools while his secular and atheist interlocutors George Bernard Shaw and H.G. Wells are held up as literary giants. “The world finds it much more convenient to ignore him rather than to engage with him in argument,” says Ahlquist, “because to argue with Chesterton is to lose.”

    To keep that argument alive, the Chesterton Society hits the public with Gilbert magazine, a schedule of symposia and lecture tours (Ahlquist promotes Chesterton as a full-time job), book sales, and the Apostle TV show.

    The Apostle of Common Sense is appealing in large part because of its not-ready-for-prime-time format and style. From a set at EWTN’s Alabama studios decorated as a gentleman’s study with first editions, comfy leather chairs, Chesterton memorabilia, and a fireplace, Ahlquist delivers the good news in a leisurely, anti-televisual manner; he has the quiet confidence of a man assured that error must ultimately yield to truth. Direct quotations from the author are delivered by Normandale College professor John “Chuck” Chalberg, dressed as Chesterton on a stage set done up as a foggy London street. In an episode devoted to the question “What’s the one Chesterton book I should read?,” Ahlquist commits the classic salesman’s gaffe of not knowing when to stop. He recommends four categories—the Elementary Chesterton, the Indispensable Chesterton, the Fundamental Chesterton, and the Necessary Chesterton—and each category contains four or more books! This is full Chesterton immersion, powered by the host’s infectious enthusiasm for his subject; you’d have to be a pretty jaded viewer not to feel some urge to hang with Dale Ahlquist in his study, exchanging Chestertonisms far into the evening.

    Is Chesterton really underappreciated? I’m not so sure. He’s never gone out of print. He’s received accolades from such leading lights as W.H. Auden, Ernest Hemingway, Gabriel Garcia Márquez, Kingsley Amis, and Anthony Burgess. San Francisco-based Ignatius Press is currently working on the thirty-sixth volume of a Complete Works. He’s the subject of two magazines. (Hardcore Chestertonians can supplement the populist Gilbert with Seton Hall University’s more scholarly Chesterton Review.) Chesterton himself showed up as a character in Neil Gaiman’s legendary Sandman comics in the early 1990s. The columnist George Will quotes him regularly. He has fifty-nine entries in The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. Then there’s The Apostle of Common Sense: Neither Shaw nor Wells is the subject of a weekly television series—even Bill Shakespeare doesn’t have one. In terms of literary reputation, Chesterton seems to occupy the catbird seat: He’s still read, still admired, still adored by a devoted fan base, but he’s not so prominent that his deficiencies as a writer and philosopher come up for regular review.

    Still, if you’re convinced your guy is the greatest writer of the last century, any neglect will seem like an insult. “I do really feel that part of it is a conspiracy,” Ahlquist says. “The leading thinkers in our colleges and universities don’t want the kind of thinking Chesterton represents.” One Chesterton Society member, a Lawrence University student named Christopher Chan, did his senior thesis in the form of a five hundred-page novel and lecture demonstrating Chesterton’s superiority to such modernist luminaries as Virginia Woolf, E.M. Forster, and James Joyce.

    My own Chesterton fandom could be called “enthusiastic but qualified.” His fictional characters are as perfunctorily differentiated as chess pieces, and his dialogue tends to consist of a declaration followed by a rebuttal. He rarely uses one word where fifty will do, with the result that beautifully turned epigrams often mutate into page-gobbling digressions. Even if you have an appetite for verbal paradox, Chesterton can be wearying when he (frequently) paradoxes on autopilot. And his consistent distaste for any character of Semitic origin creeps out even broad-minded readers.

    A deeper question is whether Chesterton belongs more to theology or to secular literature—and even there, his output is too exhaustive for easy handling. “More perhaps than with any other writer,” says Neil Gaiman, a lifelong fan, “you have to read Chesterton critically; you have to find diamonds in the chaff. That’s part
    of what makes him wonderful; he was larger than life in every way. But one of the results is that he wrote too much.”

    In the process, he produced something to attract and repel everybody. Social conservatives who love his anti-progressive zingers have little time for his anti-imperialism and contempt for the wealthy. Libertarians attracted to his small-government, pub-based localism balk at “distributism,” Chesterton’s effort to overlay a feudal economy on a private-property society. Even science- fiction fans who grok works like Thursday and Notting Hill can’t abide his lofty (and, frankly, often ignorant) dismissals of science and technical progress. “The Man Who Was Thursday would make a great movie,” says Gaiman. “But again, he’s so big: Are you selling him to Pynchon fans? They might like him. To science-fiction fans, who also might be interested? To Christians, who might appreciate this idea that God is large enough to contain the devil within himself?”

    “Big” and “large” are favorite terms when Chesterton is discussed. He offers such heavy doses of charm and self-deprecation, such a generous helping of mental energy and comical phrasing, that it’s easy to see why the Society’s nearly three thousand members and subscribers love to spend time with his six-foot-four, three-hundred-pound ghost. And, ironically, the multi-volume syllabus Dale Ahlquist suggests is inviting because of its breadth, the serendipitous pleasure of dipping at random into the ocean of Chestertonia.

    The Apostle of Common Sense has just begun its third season, with a slightly expanded format and a troupe of actors performing scenes from the author’s work. “Chesterton himself said that every great writer will go into a period of eclipse after his death; and if he comes back it will be for the right reasons,” says Ahlquist. “Now people are rediscovering him, as a universal writer. The more I read Chesterton the more I’m confirmed that he’s one of the most complete thinkers who ever put pen to paper. I feel lucky to be the one trying to promote him.”

    I don’t think that promotion will lead to Chesterton’s displacing Shaw, Wells, or Joyce in whatever “the canon” is these days. Nor, for fear of enraging the ghosts of James Branch Cabell, Joseph Hergesheimer, and Jerome Weidman, do I claim that he is the twentieth century’s most forgotten popular writer. But I suspect the Chestertonians are right about something. What keeps me coming back to Chesterton is his tendency, even at his most witty or lighthearted or smugly pontifical, to court a sense of cosmic dread and despair. I suspect he writes so frequently about tradition and sanity because he has an oversize horror of their opposites. In the following passage from his great 1908 apologia, Orthodoxy, you get a forecast of the infinite-but-bounded universes Borge and Kafka would write about a few years later:

    The grandeur or infinity of the…cosmos added nothing to it. It was like telling a prisoner in Reading gaol that he would be glad to hear the gaol now covered half the country. The warden would have nothing to show the man except more and more long corridors of stone lit by ghastly lights and empty of all that is human. So these expanders of the universe had nothing to show us except more and more infinite corridors of space lit by ghastly suns and empty of all that is divine.

    Maybe Chesterton’s real reputational counterpart is another prolific, demotic, roughly contemporary writer with glaring weaknesses and superhuman strengths, one who was also deeply skeptical of the Enlightenment, and who also can be described as “wildly popular” and “sorely neglected” at the same time. If G.K. Chesterton was the twentieth century’s Gallant, H.P. Lovecraft was its Goofus. Chesterton imagined a God large enough to contain the devil; Lovecraft imagined a devil large enough to contain God. Read a sample of their works together—say, Chesterton’s story “The Angry Street” and Lovecraft’s similar “The Music of Erich Zann”—and you’ll see how the one’s witty rationality and the other’s howling madness go together like sweet and sour. You don’t have to believe in the God of Roman Catholicism to dig Chesterton any more than you need to believe in Cthulhu to appreciate Lovecraft. But when the two are working their magic, both ideas seem completely plausible.