Month: August 2005

  • Klisch Sisters

    Kim Klisch sends us this pic—The Rake being read on a bike trail in Lanesboro, Minnesota, where the Klisch sisters gathered for a reunion from July 17 to July 22. Fifteen people attended the reunion, including the six Klisch sisters, two sisters-in-law, grandma, and half a dozen daughters. The women have been meeting in different places for the past five years. This is the first time The Rake has crossed their path, however.

  • Dirty Laundry, Clean House

    I was chatting on the phone the other day with an old buddy, someone I haven’t seen for at least eight years. Lives change, people drift apart, you know how it is. About an hour and a half into this gossip-a-thon, I remembered the reason why this friend and I drifted apart. All we ever did together was talk about other people. Frankly, it made me feel dirty. But I couldn’t get off the phone.

    This next part sounds terribly selfish, and it probably was. But hear me out. The other thing I remembered about this old friend is that I used to call her when I had housework to do. I am not what you’d call a natural housekeeper. I get the work done all right, but I need distractions while I do it. When I was fourteen and had to clean my room, a kick-ass Hall and Oates album would do the trick. (Don’t judge, only love.) As a young mother, it was Phil Donahue or early, pre-Optifast Oprah. (I never quite stooped to the level of Jerry Springer.)

    But back when this gal and I were running with the same crowd, I’d think nothing of bellying up to a full sink of dirty dishes with a 3M scrubby sponge in one hand, a casserole that looked like the underside of an off-road four-wheeler in the other, and the telephone receiver wedged under my chin. My friend would get the ball rolling by dishing about her co-workers, and we’d yammer on, all up in everybody’s business, as they say. Next thing I knew, it would be a couple of hours later. When I hung up the phone, I had a sparkling sink, folded laundry, a crick in my neck, and a nasty case of ring around the karma. Take it from somebody who knows, you can try scrubbing, you can try soaking, you can try spraying. But really, the only thing that’s going to clean your soul in those hard-to-reach problem areas is minding your own business.

    Still, during this recent conversation, I found myself wondering—while also listening raptly and shaking out the lint trap—“Is it technically considered gossip if I haven’t the slightest idea who she is talking about? I mean, come on. She’s living in a different state, with a whole new set of dysfunctional friends, colleagues, and neighbors. Anonymous accounts of workaday backstabbing, tenuous marital emotional underpinnings, and bedroom scandals galore, starring people I will never meet—this could be a golden opportunity. The residents of this faraway South Carolina suburb will unknowingly offer their daily lives to entertain and horrify, thrill, and enthrall me as my own personal soap opera.”

    I have to tell you, I was of two minds. They sounded like this: Ick! Yes. Ick! Yes. I was on the road to hell, paved with highly polished linoleum floors and salacious tittle-tattle. Ultimately, my prurience gave in to shame—but that doesn’t mean I sacrificed domestic sanitation. These days, it’s most often an audio book or some talk radio that gets me through my chores. Jim Dale’s seventeen-cassette unabridged performance of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was enough to empty a five-year accumulation of trash out my garage, organize my tool shed, and sweep approximately three quarts of mice poops out of my attic. At least I think they were mice poops. I don’t remember spilling any caraway seeds up there.

    That’s not to say my life is now gossip-free. The appetite for this kind of dirt is encoded in the human genome. These days, however, I prefer to focus on people who are well compensated for their humiliation. Soap-opera actresses, pop divas, celebutantes, Larry King. In June, a photojournalists’ exhibition in New York featured pictures of famous people’s garbage bins. “Found objects,” they call ’em in the art world. The CNN interviewer’s receptacle contained adult undergarments, and I’m not talking about suspenders worn beneath a suit coat. King’s people denied the Man-Huggies were his. Maybe it was a prank by one of his eleventy ex-wives. Whatever. The point is, no matter what mortifying things people say about Larry King, he’s still paid millions to yak on TV. In his world, a dash of notoriety is just the thing to jack up your ratings. When a tabloid ran a photo of Kirstie Alley bent over while putting groceries in her SUV’s trunk, and captioned it “Kirstie Loads Up Her Back End,” she parlayed the attention to land a TV series, a book contract, and a Jenny Craig endorsement deal. When we gossip about people like that, we’re doing them a favor. Guilt doesn’t even enter into it. Ask Katie Holmes.

  • Curtain Call

    Robert Altman didn’t see much of Minnesota. During his month-long stay in St. Paul this summer, he ventured beyond the Fitzgerald Theater and his hotel but once or twice. He came, though, and even if he didn’t see much, it seems as if he was out to conquer. He left for Hollywood with footage for a film in which, reportedly, the Fitzgerald Theater gets demolished, at least one character dies, and, most important, our beloved public radio program ceases to be. Who is this guy? And what does he want with A Prairie Home Companion?

    For Prairie Home is not just the pride of Minnesota, but a refuge from the anxieties of television and a return to the relaxing pace of radio. For me, the show was a Midwestern haven when I was living in the San Francisco area, where people can’t afford lawns and the leaves never change. After work on Saturdays, I would collapse on my bed and listen to Garrison Keillor’s monologue, which was as soothing as a hot bath and a cold beer. So when I first discovered that Robert Altman was going to direct a movie based on Prairie Home—well, at first I didn’t know what to think.

    “No one has ever made a good movie,” Altman has said. “Someday someone will make half a good one.” His own prolific career has certainly yielded some half-good films, such as McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Nashville, and Gosford Park, but I find myself disappointed by most of the others. However, even the worst ones—and Popeye is as awful as anything ever committed to celluloid—trouble me for a long time afterward … and I like to be troubled. Altman has stated repeatedly that he tries to give his audience something to argue about afterward and that he frankly doesn’t care to appease everybody, or even anybody. He also considers his films to be like paintings, which partly explains the distinctively weak plots that irritate many filmgoers, myself included. After producing a litter of small, strange movies—thirty-one in all since 1970’s M.A.S.H.—it’s not as if Altman is suddenly going to change course now. Prairie Home is going to be distinctively a Robert Altman picture, not a Garrison Keillor film (despite his having written the screenplay), and certainly not a Minnesota Public Radio movie.

    Curious fans of Keillor and the radio show can examine Altman’s plotless approach by starting with his last release, The Company (2003). The director threw together professional actors (Neve Campbell and Malcolm McDowell) and non-actors (dancers from Chicago’s Joffrey Ballet); filmed the dancing, the squabbling, the parties, the practices; and then draped all this over a story line that, after an hour, was still not entirely discernable. It had something to do with the stress of being in a dance troupe and Campbell finally becoming the star of the company. Fans of ballet loved it; considering its paltry box-office take, I doubt many others jumped on board. But there were moments in that film that lingered with me later on, like a pleasant aftertaste following a bite of bittersweet chocolate.

    Such as the sound of feet slapping against a stage. This is but one of myriad sound effects in a single scene of The Company, and it was totally surprising—just some brief, sharp thwacks punctuating the music and the dance. In that same scene, which took place during a performance in a Chicago park during a storm, you hear the zip of hands over fabric as a dancer is lifted; the company’s director whispering to a colleague; the rustle of butts shifting on seats; and, of course, the sounds of wind and rain and umbrellas opening. As is often the case in an Altman film, The Company is aurally confounding; the director places microphones on numerous actors at once, whereas the usual practice is to have a boom mike overhead, or to later dub in dialogue, especially if there’s excess noise. But Altman digs excess noise the way Neil Young hungers for feedback. He likes capturing the background hubbub, forcing us to listen hard and try to figure out who (or what) we’re supposed to be listening to.

    With that approach to sound, it’s easy to understand why Altman would be drawn to filming a popular radio show. PHC’s ensemble nature is another attraction. Altman adores the art of acting; he hovers over the shoulder of his performers by utilizing zoom lenses and multiple digital cameras to follow them into every nook and cranny on the set, even if he’s a dozen yards away. This forces actors to remain in character, and in this way Altman captures their spontaneous moments—the gaffes and frustrations and flashes of brilliance, whether accidental or deliberate. In 1992’s The Player, he takes us into a restaurant where Burt Reynolds (playing himself) and a friend chat in the foreground, while the “real” action takes place a good twenty feet behind, at a table with Tim Robbins (playing the fictional Griffin Mill). We can hear and see what’s going on in both places, not to mention the conversations elsewhere in the restaurant.

    Almost all of Altman’s movies baffle with this kind of technical innovation. His painting metaphor—the film as picture—is apt: Watching his films, the feeling is not that this is documentary, or a typical Hollywood dynamic in which good guys and bad struggle toward the inevitable climax, but rather a moment in life, captured in sound and light in the way that a painting can capture a moment in oil and light. When we go to a restaurant or a ballet, we are inundated with sights and sounds, and naturally take away more than just the singular experience of food or dance. The moments Altman captures are often as ugly as they are beautiful, with performers opening up like a flower, singing or dancing before moving backstage and flipping someone off. His gallery is made up of these moments, as portrayed in the old West (McCabe), in seventies Nashville (Nashville), in a thirties jazz club (Kansas City), and, coming up, a contemporary weekly radio show.

    Spatially, Altman’s films eschew large, open settings, retreating instead to the confines of dressing rooms, recording studios, domestic interiors. There are no expansive valleys in McCabe, but rather everything takes place in the cramped saloons, tents, and whorehouses in the town of Presbyterian Church, which is itself wedged into a high mountain gorge. Prairie will be no different, with its cozy set ensconced within the Fitzgerald Theater, both on and off stage.

    In all, the nature and circumstances surrounding Prairie Home seem perfectly suited to Altman’s oeuvre. According to the film’s producer Joshua Astrachan, about three years ago Altman and Keillor met through a mutual lawyer friend, hit it off, and began to discuss the possibility of working together. Altman’s wife Kathryn was a fan of Prairie Home, and after he met the man behind it, the thought of filming this little subculture began to intrigue him. One can see why: As the last of the great radio shows, Prairie Home is a relic and a haven for dreamers, whether they’re performers or listeners. But its dark side suits Altman as well. Though I haven’t read Keillor’s novels (it’s been said that his listeners and his readers are two quite separate audiences), friends have been surprised by the edginess of their prose and the not-so-subtle desire of their author to shake things up in Lake Wobegon. The characters are looking back on wasted lives, dull marriages, probable affairs.

    At first, Keillor was working on a screenplay about Lake Wobegon, but it was Altman who persuaded him to shift the focus from the fictional hamlet to the machinations behind the curtains at the radio show, thus drawing the story into the enclosed setting and focusing on the performers. And perhaps in Keillor’s case, this change—offering a glimpse of fictional characters playing fictional characters, mingling with the actual show’s regulars—allowed him to reveal to his fans the darker side of the show we love.

    Robert Altman is eighty years old, a Midwesterner, and a World War II veteran who would probably cringe at being called one of the Greatest Generation. After a number of minor projects (a James Dean documentary, a sci-fi flick, a twelve-year stint directing TV shows, and a couple features that flopped), he was chosen—and this would be the last time he would ever be chosen—to direct M.A.S.H. The swinging sixties, the anti-war sentiment, and a hunger for things new made M.A.S.H. his most commercially successful film. It gave him the power and the confidence to demand complete control over the content of his work in ways that few other directors can.

    Altman has since become known as one of the last of the Hollywood mavericks. At various times, he has talked openly about his penchants for booze, pot, and gambling; he can be cantankerous with screenwriters and anyone else involved in a film—except for actors, whom he indulges shamelessly; and he seems delighted when his esoteric, utterly personal films alienate audiences and studio heads alike. Actors flock to Altman because he is famous for giving them free rein to interpret their characters, while he watches with few comments or suggestions. This can be heaven for performers used to being treated as meat, but a pain to the viewer who has to watch Lily Tomlin’s brilliance mingle with Keith Carradine’s overcooked ham (in Nashville), Stephen Fry’s juvenile slapstick amongst a well-oiled ensemble machine (in Gosford Park); or Harry Belafonte’s jazzy screed to a vacuous Dermot Mulroney (in Kansas City).

    Keillor, on the other hand, has never tasted such freedom. Usually he is, in his own words, handcuffed by “the restrictions of good taste.” Giving himself over to Altman, Keillor suddenly becomes both a limitless performer and a screenwriter who expects—working with this director—that spontaneity is the rule, damn the written word. Now that the film’s in the can, rumors abound that Keillor might soon draw the curtains permanently on his radio show; it is thirty years old, and the film concerns the last broadcast of a radio show after the same. Considering Keillor’s growing pessimism, as interviews and his own fiction can attest, this could be an ideal occasion. What better swan song than a collaboration with one of the greatest directors in American cinema?

  • Talking Out Loud and Saying Nothing

    Whaazzzaahhp?! It erupted from my niece with as much guttural bass as a five-year-old could muster, accompanied by a grin and a vigorous shake of the head. When asked if she heard that at school, she began hopping around the living room. “Everyone’s saying it!” she said. “The big kids are saying it, the little kids are saying it—everyone!”

    This was several years ago (that catchphrase from a beer ad, you might recall, peaked at the millennium), but while reading Leslie Savan’s new book — Slam Dunks and No-Brainers: Language in Your Life, the Media, Business, Politics, and, Like, Whatever — I realized that my niece had defined what Savan calls “pop language.” It wasn’t just that “everyone” was saying “Whaazzzaahhp?!”; it was also her exuberance at being part of a large phenomenon, one that involved “the big kids.” That transcendence is a major factor in making a word or phrase go pop, says Savan. Its usage has to spread like wildfire, crossing boundaries of age, class, race, and ethnicity, until even the naysayers are drawn, almost involuntarily, to say it (probably with a slightly contemptuous inflection).

    Having been exiled to the island of cast-off catch phrases, “Whaazzzaahhp?!” now dwells with the likes of “Show me the money!” and “Talk to the hand” (one hopes that “Don’t go there” is en route). But, of course, potential popisms are bubbling continuously into the collective consciousness, auditioning for their moment in the spotlight. They have varying life spans, just like celebrities. So, rather than creating a compendium of zeitgeist-y verbiage, one that would become dated faster than The Preppy Handbook, Savan aimed to give her book a longer shelf life (oops) by examining the whys and wherefores of pop language.

    The main characteristic that distinguishes pop language from mere slang or jargon is widespread popularity. The corollary: Pop is often slang or jargon that has jumped out of its niche. Savan devotes a sizable chapter to showing how, from “bogus” to “411,” slang that was coined or popularized by African-Americans is “all over mainstream pop talk like white on rice.” Once it ascends to pop status, a phrase can pass through several stages, according to Savan. The crest of its popularity is inevitably “followed by a period of soft ridicule for overuse.” Then there’s the irony stage—people will say it, but only knowingly. After that, if it’s still around, the phrase becomes “like a Raid-resistant roach—and it sheds the irony and begins to seem as indispensable as, say, Do the math or 24/7.” Not all pop language makes it that far, but if it does (consider “awesome”), then it has attained the status of “a thought—or more accurately, a stand-in for a thought.”

    Although that might sound like the definition of “cliché,” pop is also distinct from those linguistic shortcuts. The two can overlap, however; “fifteen minutes of fame” is both pop and cliché, Savan says, though as a “senior pop phrase” it has more “jolt” than its cliché siblings (“by the skin of his teeth”). That jolt is essential to pop language—maybe adults don’t hop around when they say “Fuhgedaboudit,” but it does provide a feeling of power, or at least iconoclasm, in the face of dehumanizing cubicle farms, telephone labyrinths, and big-box retailers. It shows that the speaker is in the know, up to speed, down with things.

    Not that you have to be down with the history of a given word, even if Savan’s tracing the evolution of various pop terms, including “Yesss!,” makes for some of the most interesting parts of Slam Dunks. In the real world, etymology is for losers. Like, who cares that “fifteen minutes of fame” comes from one of Andy Warhol’s prophecies, or that pearls come from grains of sand? What matters is their lustrous allure, and what they say about you. Except that pop language doesn’t have to say much of anything—which makes it, like pearls, suitable for just about any occasion.

    By way of a long but interesting digression into the structure, forms, and rhythms of sitcoms, Savan makes the point that, just as these shows are designed to flatter and excite audiences rather than challenge them, we translate those forms into pop language to flatter and excite each other. She describes pop phrases as “verbal viruses” with the “ability to flash-freeze thought and stun our imaginations with commercial confetti.”

  • Macbeth

    This season, the Guthrie’s WORLDStage Series has some especially meaty, contemporary takes on classic texts. This Macbeth, for instance, plucked from an ultra-hip niche of London’s theater scene by impresario James Morrison, is recast in a nameless but unmistakably modern African nation. It features an all-black cast with one exception: the character of Lady Macbeth, drawn from the real-life story of a white aid worker who married a Ugandan warlord. Even more interesting: The Three Witches are modeled after the notorious cross-dressing combatants in former Liberian president Charles Taylor’s militia. Their boas and frilly dresses summon mystical powers. 700 First St N.; www.guthrietheater.org

  • Serenity

    Never mind that this film shares a name with a brand of adult incontinence products. Legions of grad students and pizza delivery people have been joyously anticipating its opening day, perhaps, you might say, to a pants-wetting degree. That’s because Serenity takes up where the short-lived but beloved TV series Firefly, from Joss Whedon, left off. Fans of Whedon, who brought the world Buffy the Vampire Slayer, boast a zombie-like and academic devotion to this writer and director. While he has talked about making a Buffy movie, Serenity is the next best thing. Set in outer space, starring Nathan Fillion (from the TV series), and blessed with a movie-sized special effects budget, these two hours take the Firefly story several steps further. Dark comedy, clever dialogue, and winning characters make this film stand on its own–no TV exposure required.

  • We Miss You Too

    I was so stoked to get The Rake in my mailbox today and I had to use severe discipline to not actually dive into it while I was supposed to be working. My indelible Minnesota work ethic accompanied me to California. So I waited until I finished my day and took my walk, cooked myself some dinner, poured myself a nice glass of chardonnay (I live in the Napa Valley after all) and sat down to enjoy my Rake in the midst of one of our rare hot summer evenings. I immediately dove right into The Rake masthead where I ever so eagerly await your personal answers to some really profound question like “how to beat the heat,” then I turned to the Rakish Angle. How can it be that everyone in Minnesota bitches about the heat all summer long? Now that I have moved away, I have two words for you (which I utter all the time when people ask “what brought you to California?”): Minnesota winters! Still, I love all Minnesota has to offer.

    Ronda Carlson
    Yountville, CA

  • Fine Art Photography

    I would like to correct a statement attributed to me in the round-table discussion of the Musicapolis photography exhibit [“Music City!” August].  In response to a question about whether we thought of ourselves as artists, I was quoted as saying that I didn’t think that a photographer doing commercial work was an artist and, while I can’t recall the exact words of the conversation where several people were talking, I have to say that nothing could be more opposite of my actual opinion. I absolutely think commercial work can be art, even great art. I look for inspiration from photographers like Irving Penn, Diane Arbus, Richard Avedon, and Anton Corbijn, all of whom have done incredible, important work while shooting commercially. As a working commercial photographer currently exhibiting work in a gallery, I fear I came across as both hypocritical and insulting to other photographers, some of whom are showing work in this same exhibit.

    Tony Nelson
    Minneapolis

  • But the Devil Is In the Details

    Your commentary on the Minnesota Department of Transportation’s planned “adjustment of Highway 1” [The Rakish Angle, August] brought to mind an oft-repeated and varyingly attributed proverb. To wit, God writes straight with curved lines.

    Stuart Klipper
    Minneapolis

  • Oddysseus of the Airwaves

    ODDYSSEUS OF THE AIRWAVES
    I can’t decide which grabbed me the most, Jennifer Vogel’s perceptive style or T.D. Mischke’s peripatetic journey—both the literal aimless search and his dedicated exploration of life’s nuances at the “cutting edge” [“Old-Fashioned Cutting-Edge Radio,” July]. The daunting journey of Vogel through the maze of Tommy’s cortex seemed at times bound not to find an exit—and yet she did. In the end we see a variation of the everyman/woman theme. It’s that combination of luck, serendipity, and the pervasive drive to find the right niche: a quiet place—a nest to explore and to emerge as the adult without losing that precious whimsy of the inner child. In that reservoir of curiosity and fantasy too often hidden from the world, Mischke invokes the “tapoceta tapoceta” of Walter Mitty, or perhaps he is more akin to Robin Williams’ Good Morning, Vietnam. Then for contrast we see the emergence of another facet of this performance artist: The Iconoclast. One can only congratulate this versatility. Add his refreshing honesty amid the current cacophony of phony snake-oil salesmen on the air and one finds a budding renaissance man. T.D.’s odyssey

    “on the rods” conveyed me to a distant place: the 1927 front-page story in my hometown Daily News relating my three-day sojourn at age twelve with the 101 Ranch and Wild West Show. It was only one of several later extended departures by freight train and hitchhiking in search of the golden dream of an acting career in Hollywood. I finally found my niche in a book on the shelf of a World War II troop ship. We were part of a convoy headed for the European front. The book was Where Do People Take Their Troubles, by Lee R. Steiner. It opened a window to the then-new field of clinical psychology. After the war and thirty very satisfying years in that profession, I am still intrigued and continue to explore the drive and motivation of the “fledgling’s” irrepressible inner forces. Mischke’s tale exemplifies the essence of the rite of passage shared by countless pilgrims. Unlike some less fortunate others, his tour landed him in a good place thanks to his unique, unfettered talent.
    Eugene Kline
    Minneapolis