Month: April 2006

  • And How Quickly A New War Began…

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    Images from Me and Mr. Marshall (top) and The Bridge (bottom).

    “Selling Democracy: Films of the Marshall Plan” at the Walker Art Center, April 5 – 8.

    Tonight, Part One, Out of the Ruins. Featuring: Hunger, It’s Up to You, Between East and West, The Bridge, Me and Mr. Marshall, Life and Death of a Cave City, and Houen Zo. Post-screening discussion by Sandra Schulberg, project director; and Dr. Eric D. Weitz, professor of history and director of the Center for German & European Studies; and Dr. Lisa Disch, professor of political science at the U.

    For the next four nights, the Walker Art Center will be showing a collection of some of the most interesting and thought-provoking little movies you could hope to see. Selling Democracy: Films of the Marshall Plan are pretty much as the title suggests–these are propaganda shorts, shown at theaters in Germany and throughout Europe (and especially Germany) after WWII to help win the minds of the populace to the Marshall Plan.

    Now, one might assume that propaganda films outside their context and without a discussion with prominent historians (which we get at the Walker) would be frightfully dull, that this is really no more than a series of movies leading to a lecture on history. This is far from the case, however: with the exception of Life and Death of a Cave City, the movies are fascinating. Hunger, with its Bernard Herrmann-like score, drives home the difficulty of post-war life, with horrific shots of children and the elderly scraping together enough food to keep from dying (or chewing on bark to hold hunger at arm’s length). This one did not sit well with the Germans who, according to a provocative City Pages review, shouted out that they were well fed under the Nazis. That’s winning the minds!

    It’s Up to You asks the German people straight-up: are you going to walk back into the dark past or strut forward into a bright, democratic future? That is, are you going to go back to being Nazis or toe the line? “This,” the narrator bellows, “or that?” We see shots of happy children crossing the street in “this” and children being rushed screaming into basements to avoid bombs in “that”.

    The Bridge was my personal favorite, corny though it is. Dually narrated by a soft-voiced German and then a tough guy Yank pilot, the film documents the Berlin airlift, which was no small feat. The German, who sounds like an American with a silly accent, tells us how the airlift feeds and powers Berlin and how grateful he is, while the Yank is learning more and more about those friendly Germans and no good Commies. There are some odd moments in this one, such as the exchange of a musical teddy-bear, culminating in two American pilots waltzing on the tarmac to the bear’s music.

    Me and Mr. Marshall is narrated by another German, this one a “Marshall Man” or “Marshallite”, I can’t remember–suffice it to say he’s committed fully to the Marshall Plan. We see him digging coal out of the ground for Germany’s future, and, as with The Bridge, dissing the Communists.

    Life and Death of a Cave City, the only color film, is as dull as those old Disney nature shows. But there are some shots, notably a man carrying a spray of multi-colored balloons against the blinding white buildings, that please the eye.

    Houen Zo is the most beautiful of the movies, a “symphony of sounds” accompanying film of Rotterdamites (?) rebuilding their town. It’s like David Lynch without the madness–the noise of machinery, of broken buildings being put back together, men pulling in nets with a handful of fish, man wrestling with giant ropes and spinning mops, all in beautiful black and white cinematography. Gorgeous and hypnotizing.

    Mostly, though, the films of the Marshall Plan are a night of self-reflection. I came away amazed at the level of forgiveness in these movies–after all, the friendly Germans in The Bridge and Me and Mr. Marshall were evil Nazis just a few years earlier. (Though this also begs the question as to whether or not we would ever have the same scenes with the Japanese; I have not-so-distant relatives back in Michigan who still refuse to buy Japanese cars but won’t hesitate to own German vehicles). And with It’s Up to You, we could ask ourselves some of the same questions: “This” or “That”? Although if you ever watch movies about the rise of Nazi Germany you really see that, no matter what we Bush-haters may believe, we are quite a ways from that here.

    More intriguing to me is how quickly we were ready to fight in the years following the second World War. These films are not just about trying to convince a former enemy of the victor’s goodwill, but really, they are about creating a new Nazi, a new oppressor, in the Soviets. And how many wars have we fought since then? And how many peoples have we had to convince of our goodwill?

    For the next few days, you could spend your time at home, watching whatever’s on the tube, or at the movies, with the newest Ice Age. Or you could go to the Walker and watch films that will never see the light of television, never find their way into a DVD, films with such beauty and meaning they’ll follow you for days.

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  • Why "I'm going to the library" is getting to be a less believable cover

    Minneapolis Public Libraries keep just terrible hours! You’ve noticed this, I’m sure.

    Me, I live in and about the uptown area, and it seems the Walker Branch is just about never open. I had much more luck with the library back when I was a freelancer: Central hadn’t yet shutdown and I often found myself free during daylight hours when I could actually catch the Walker during operating hours to peruse its slim-pickings. These days I try to make it there on Monday or Wednesday evenings, when the branch is open late, but only 8 p.m. late–which is not very late at all if you ask me. Saturdays are more convenient: 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. But there are two used bookstores just a stone’s throw away. If I’ve got a hankering for a certain book, or any random one for that matter, you’ll often find me chatting up the booksellers at Booksmart (nice guys, all–except that new one!) or scouring the stacks at Magers & Quinn (better selection). I find the urge to pick up a new book is greatest during the wee hours. And I can generally scrounge together–what–five or six bucks to blow on some used paperback. Damsel though I might be, I’ll brave the dark, mugger-ridden streets of uptown whenever there’s a hankering for a new book.

    But I miss going to the library and look forward to Central’s re-opening.

    Indulge me now in this parenthetic thought: I recently got to tour Central Library-in-progress. I’d heard a lot of people criticizing the edifice, generally hurling such predictable insults as “Too much sunlight! Bad for books!” or “It looks just like the old library.” The detractors might have a point on this last one–because the new library’s golden exterior certainly resembles that of the old. But the inside bears almost no resemblance. I found it to be quite the airy, anodyne space. The best part is definitely the foyer, that huge hall living just beneath the spear-headed cantilever. There’s something here that’s reminiscent of Centre Georges Pompidou–perhaps it’s the out-lying escalator. It reminds me of a futuristic, self-contained city, or maybe just a posh modern hotel. Something straight outta Jacques Tati’s Playtime–only better constructed. (However, on the topic of great phallic structures: I noticed the cantilever was dripping some ominously long and dagger-like icicles after that snow storm a few weeks back.)

    Back on-track: Friends of the Minneapolis Public Library is hosting a series of discussions about restoring hours and lost services to both neighborhood and Central libraries. (Central is set to be closed on Sundays for example.) Tonight’s meeting is at the Northeast Branch from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m.. Check out www.friendsofmpl.org for more info.

  • Pistol Opera

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    I happen to be of the mind that there’s nothing very interesting happening tonight… And you know what that means: movie night!

    Cinema des Artistes is the fittingly pretentious name for a recurring event sponsored by Cinema Revolution, that foreign and indie DVD shop that’s located just above one of the three-dozen new Dunn Bros. in south Minneapolis. (I don’t mind.) Tonight’s feature being Japanese director Seijun Suzuki’s very artsy and very colorful action flick, Pisutoru Opera.

    If that fails, that interesting-seeming Thank You For Smoking plays the Uptown. I just saw the preview for that one last week, and I want to see it very badly. But the boyfriend is promising to make catfish and has just rented Good Night and Good Luck, so I’ll be watching that instead.

  • Driving Above .300

    Hitting a baseball is one of the most difficult feats in athletics. Engineering a car that is well-engineered at the right price is equally tricky. A lot of things have to come together at the right time and price. That is why getting a car that’s one-third right rarely happens.

    While rare, the Americans have finally built a mid-sized sedan that gets it at least half right and then some. That car is the Chrysler SRT-8.

    From a chassis, engine and design perspective, this car exemplifies a near-perfect raid on the Daimler Chrysler parts and chassis bin. It drives like a Mercedes because it is a Mercedes–from the chassis up. It’s fantastic 425 HP Hemi engine can burn rubber in third gear. The styling is sensational and is just too chunky to be transient.

    Both cars are worth what you pay for. My advice, with a few caveats, would be to wait until it comes off two-year leases then buy it.

    The first caveat is that both cars seem to have inherited the good and the bad traits of modern Mercedes–the first being abysmal quality. A 300 that I recently rented had a stuck parking brake and needed a valve job at 3000 miles.

    The second caveat is that the interiors of both cars belong in a Rubbermaid store at the outlet mall. While the basic design is there, the execution is as insulting as anything from GM. You are surrounded by grey rubber and cheap switchgear everywhere you look. While the 300’s rubberized plastic is softer to the touch than GM’s thin melted cotton-candy quality variety, it envelops you in cheapness. I am willing to trade a certain cheapness for performance; I just don’t need to shoved in my face.

    Yet, today the styling and driving dynamics of the 300 have been enough to make this car a bonafide hit. Until they fix a few things, however, its only batting around .500.

  • It's Time To Get Behind The Mule

    I guess this is really it, huh?

    My God, it doesn’t seem possible.

    One of my problems with baseball of late is that everything that could conceivably be said about the game in its past and present incarnations has already been said. I feel like I’ve said plenty myself, and the older I get the more I’m certain that I spend much of my time repeating myself.

    But what the hell, I guess I’m back to repeat myself some more.

    I think it was Tom Boswell –or maybe it was Tom Bosley, or possibly even James Boswell– who once said “Time begins on opening day.”

    That’s utter hogwash, of course. For anybody who’s really helplessly conscripted to baseball, time ends on opening day. From here on out, right up until winter starts tearing down the autumn foliage (which generally and cruelly coincides with the precise moment when the last out is made in the last World Series game), my days are pretty much shot to shit.

    I spent the winter trying my best not to even think about baseball (this was a first, at least since those lost adolescent years when I was too busy snorking into a bong to pay proper attention to hygiene, let alone professional sports). I was tired of steroids, whose presence in Major League clubhouses over the last decade was apparent to anyone with even compromised eyesight and half a brain. I was disgusted when the baseball establishment ignored this obvious reality as records were being obliterated and power numbers were going through the roof.

    We all knew what was going on, of course, and why Bud Selig and the baseball establishment was pretending nothing was going on. Nobody wanted to acknowledge the presence of steroids and the effect they were having on the game for the obvious reason that baseball needed all those fireworks and all the attention they brought.

    Because without Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds et al, Major League Baseball would have been in big, big trouble, and the Pooh-Bahs might have had to acknowledge the serious economic problems they were facing. Without all those home runs and all the money and attention they brought to the game, I’d have to imagine that an awful lot of those new stadiums –many of which will spend much of the coming season half empty– would never have gotten built.

    I’m still sick to death of steroids and inflated offensive statistics and the ever escalating economic absurdities of the sport, but I’ve realized in the last few months that I still love baseball. I can’t help myself. Kirby Puckett died and I was shattered, but I was also reminded of how much pleasure –personal and, more importantly, communal pleasure– and real joy baseball has given me over the years. The game is hard-wired in my brain, and the moment the snow started disappearing from the city parks and the baseball fields –the baseball diamonds— started to emerge, I realized I was getting antsy.

    One night a few weeks ago, without even quite realizing what I was doing, I found myself in the bookstore, standing in the checkout line with a pile of baseball annuals in my arms. I started picking up the newspaper again, and scanning the notes from the spring training camps.

    Yesterday, as I read through the baseball previews in the Star Tribune and the New York Times, I recognized that I was genuinely excited. My hiatus from the game, which stretched back to sometime around last year’s all-star break, was good for me, but it’s time for me to take baseball back, to bring it back into my life.

    I’m ready for another season to begin, ready for the old comfortable routines of box scores and evenings at the ballpark and Baseball Tonight, for road trips and radio broadcasts. And, as always, I’m fully prepared –well, perhaps not fully prepared– for the usual surprises and disappointments, and am holding out hope for more of the former than the latter.

    I will also say this, as prelude to a whole bunch of other crazy and contradictory stuff I’ll eventually get around to saying: I think the Twins are going to be a pretty damn good baseball team. That might be wishful thinking, but there haven’t been a whole lot of years where I’ve even been willing to indulge in that sort of wishful thinking on opening day.

    And from a purely personal standpoint, that’s as good a way as any to kick off another baseball season.

  • Notes on 'The Natural Look'

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    Did any of ya’all see the done-up harlot modeling the “natural” look on the back page of the Signature section in yesterday’s Star Tribune? Hmpf! Here I’d been thinking I was rocking the natural all along–for some ten years now, ever since I gave up on foundation, back in college, when I figured how poorly it stood up against my bike commute. Of course, I was wearing drug store varieties–cheap Cover Girl and Maybelline stuff. In any case, it’s disappointing to know that achieving the natural look will require hauling back out the powder, and then smearing on rose-colored blush and lipstick. Oh, and I see that natural girls don’t get to wear eyeliner. But gobs of black mascara is okay. Does the natural look require freckles? And will Sephora be carrying freckle appliques this fresh, new season? (And do they carry those nibble appliques? That’s a sort of natural look too, right?) The natural look: isn’t that what casper-white Keira Knightly and Scarlett Johansson were doing on the cover of Vanity Fair last month, while that uber-icky Tom Ford whiffed ’em over? Ew!

  • Conversations Real & Imagined: Brushes With Fame!

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    Detail from “Brushes With Fame!” by Steve Willis (scroll down link for bio).

    I once dated the guy who held Schwarzenegger’s cigar on that awful Christmas movie, I forget what it’s called. Man was he proud. Bo that is… I don’t think Arnold cared one way or the other…

    Yeh, I worked at this deli in Chi-town where Bob Balaban used to come, nearly every day, I swear. The guy could eat. Pickles. Loved his pickles, had to have two or three with every sammich. And he could eat the biggest one’s we got, lotsa meat, lotsa sauce, that seemed to be his motto. Sammich-wise.

    You ever touch Tom Cruise? Sister’s girlfriend used to do his nails, on the set of one of those Mission Impossible movies, and I guess the guy was cold. Dead o’ summer, this guy’s paw’s as cold as ice, man…

    In the late 70s, I flipped off Madonna. That was back in Bay City, Michigan. It was her, too, Madonna. Cut me off on Euclid Avenue.

    If there’s anyone I’ve ever met with a warm handshake, it’s Philip Seymour Hoffman.

    My wife and I decided we were going to go have brunch in Stillwater, because everyone keeps telling us we should. Oh, it’s so pretty, downtown is pretty, the bridge to Wisconsin’s pretty, the leaves, the rocks, all that. Well, we walk around, impressed I’ll admit, and we get to this little cafe. Looks good, think we’ll have some breakfast. So we go inside, and there’s Jessica Lange sitting there with Sam Whatsisname, the cowboy she’s married to. I elbow Sue and nod and she’s impressed, and we go to order our breakfast–it’s one of those places where you have to place an order, a cafe, not so much a restaurant.

    Anyway, the barista flips. I mean he flips. “Don’t you look at Jessica Lange!” he says, none too quietly, I might add. We both give him a look like he’s the nut that he is, and he repeats, almost yelling. “Do not look at Jessica Lange or Sam Shepard. They are members of this community and not here for you to gawk at!”

    So I told him we weren’t staring and he starts to bray some more and finally Jessica and Sam stand up and walk out, looking pretty pissed. Now the guy really goes off. “Look what you did! You drove out Jessica!” So Sue and I take off, not before I curse him out.

    As we walk out, Jessica Lange’s pulling her coat on and my wife bugs her eyes out at Lange and says “How’s that for staring!” Jessica, I have to admit, looked pretty bummed. Pff… you can keep Stillwater for all I care…

    It was weird. For as much a fan as I am, I never met Walter. Even when he was in town for the Grumpy series. I always just missed him. I’d go into my favorite cafe, and the waitress would nod at an empty coffee cup and say, “That was Walter’s”. Damn. Then I’d go to the convenience store, right in downtown on St. Peter, and there’s be an empty can of cream soda. “Walter’s?” I’d ask. Sure enough. Or in the park, a pal would say, “See that guy?” “What guy?” “That one, with the… hell you missed it! Walter Matthau!” This kept going on and on and on and on, and finally, I just sat down one day in Rice Park and decided to wait until he walked by. Well, I only did that for about an hour or two, ’cause I realized it was pretty stupid.

    But you know, it’s like I sense his presence. I look at objects in town and wonder, did Walter touch that?

    I think my sister sold Girl Scout cookies to the Coens. She’s got all her old receipts, I should ask her to look it up.

  • Long Ago And Far Away, As Some People Would Say

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    Out there in the country where I grew up there was once a pond that was said to be full of wonders.

    People always referred to the pond as “brackish.” I don’t have a dictionary at hand –I am a refugee now, and am reclining in the backseat of my car at a fogbound rest area somewhere along the Mississippi in the American south– so I’ll have to take their word for it that the pond was brackish.

    It was a brackish pond, then, and the country around it was rough country, made difficult by stones, boulders, and prickly scrub brush. There was a lot of what I think you’d call rubble as well, or perhaps detritus. There was also a lot of junk left over from the lives of the people who used to live out there and had long since fled.

    Here and there you’d still encounter a weathered hut on stilts, and there were a bunch of ragged sheep wandering around in the rubble, most of them gone feral. I can tell you that a feral sheep is something to be avoided.

    There wasn’t much else to recommend the community, such as it was, and it was a brutal place to be a child. There were only a handful of kids in those days, every one of us an accident born to people who were old enough to be our grandparents.

    The men who remained had once been fishermen, before their lake evaporated from all the poisons pumped in there by the old munitions factory. The lake was long gone by the time I was a child, and the old fishermen would occasionally emerge from their homes and wobble along the lousy roads on bicycles. Most of the old men had long, flowing white beards.

    I do still remember the pond, though, and as I said, this pond had once allegedly been full of wonderous things; teeming with wonders, was what we were always told: mermaids –a whole extended family or tribe of mermaids– and some sort of mutant creation that was said to be a cross between a dragon and a sea serpent. Pond dragons, these creatures were called by the locals.

    The fishermen, bored by the loss of their livelihood, jigged every last one of those pond dragons out of the brackish pond and hauled them along the roads to be gutted and strung from clotheslines and rusty flag poles.

    I never saw any of the pond dragons alive, but I do still have a vague memory of the mermaids. Old women used to go to the pond to throw stale bread and popcorn to the mermaids, which would flop up onto the ragged shore and fight among themselves for the offerings. Most of them I recall –or perhaps recall hearing– were horribly obese.

    The idle fishermen, having exhausted the pond’s supply of dragons, and grown desperate and lonely from their spartan and solitary existence, turned their attention to capturing the mermaids, and began to trap, net, and wrestle them from the pond. I believe, if I’m not mistaken, that these randy old bachelors made bathtub pets of most of the remaining mermaids.

    The pond, like the lake before it, eventually dried up completely, and the government sent in soldiers and heavy equipment one morning to enforce the long-ago-ordered evacuation of the land. Those of us who remained were loaded into trucks with our belongings and carted away to a relocation camp in the desert of Nevada.

    I escaped from that camp some years ago, but not before hearing the rumor that one of the original mermaids from that old brackish pond of my youth is now on display in a traveling carnival somewhere down south.

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  • I Am What I Am, But I Ain't What I Used To Be

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    I remember a darkness, real, yet stirred with a thousand fireflies, perhaps my earliest recollected encounter with true wonder.

    The mosquito trucks crawled through at dusk and left behind a moving cloud embroidered with the bright fragments of skreeing children.

    Even then two people armed with nothing but sticks could have a good time, could make music, could poke out each other’s eyes, could destroy a hundred lives, could start either a fire or a war that would last a lifetime.

    We didn’t exactly understand that, of course. There was no way we could know that there would come a day when one of us would find himself wandering the halls of a detox ward in hospital pajamas, shivering, his face a blister, a seemingly permanent grimace. Or that another of our old, happy neighborhood tribe, so afraid he would end up just like all the other people on the planet, would allow himself to become so different that he could no longer look even his closest friends in the eye.

    Couldn’t we all try to remember how magical we once thought our time in this world was going to be? How magical it once was?

    Do me a big favor: Take a good look around and tell me what the hell you think you’re doing?

    I’ll sit right here and wait for the fog to burn off, for the music to work its way back in, and for the words to once again start moving in me like a dance, like a dance that doesn’t even know it’s dancing.

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  • Hollywood for a Day

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    Fresh from the wire:

    Mark your calendars for Wednesday, May 3 and make a date with a curbside in St. Paul, MN: A Prairie Home Companion, the film version of our beloved (or not-so-beloved, depending on your tastes) public radio programme, will be making its “Minnesota Premiere” at the Fitzgerald Theater. What does that mean for you, ladies and gents? Why nothing more than the finest in stargazing. According to the friendly press agent:

    In addition to Garrison Keillor and Robert Altman, the following actors are expected to attend: Kevin Kline, Lindsay Lohan, Virginia Madsen, John C. Reilly, Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin. Others may join the event.

    You are, of course, not invited. But who says we can’t crush against security, ogle and wave and even scream with joy at the sight of Lindsay Lohan?