Of these three absorbing mini-exhibits, we were most smitten with the 112 small works by Swiszcz, which were hung in grid form on two walls. The Minneapolitan selected these from the results of a painting-a-day spree that lasted for nine months. Some are abstract, but most are quirky studies of everyday life: a cat entreating its owner, complete with word balloons; fairgoers silhouetted against a glowing roasted-corn stand at the state fair; a friend telling what he’s learned from a book on Nikola Tesla. In the main gallery, Turczan, also from Minneapolis, presents new landscapes and portraits captured on the Crimean Peninsula in the aftermath of the Ukraine’s Orange Revolution. Large-format photos are all the rage these days, but Turczan’s have a gravity and lyricism that is exceptional. Finally, Oliver Michaels’ loopy video, shot atop the engine of a model train as it careens through various domestic settings, is a hoot. 1021 Franklin Ave. E., Minneapolis; 612-872-7494; www.franklinartworks.org
Month: June 2006
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Las Vegas
“Nothing says love and commitment like a wedding in Sin City. With nine witnesses,
one limo driver, and a registered minister, the vows of a lifetime were less than fifteen minutes. But not you, Rake—your literary contents last forever. We love you!” -
Finer Points of Lakeville
As a resident of Lakeville I’d like to make a couple of corrections to the article in your June issue on the last metro Ben Franklin [Rakish Angle]. We only have nine elementary schools and three middle schools—not twelve and four respectively. We also have an Area Learning Center, Community Education Building, and Family Learning Center.
The road from McStop doesn’t exactly wind either. It’s a straight shot with one long curve passing a couple of open fields soon to be taken over by yet more sprawling single-family home sites and townhomes.
Lakeville covers a huge area and still has vast, open, rolling hills. I like the fact we can drive a couple of miles and be surrounded by farmers’ fields—the occasional whiff of cow manure in spring confirms the ground is thawing in spring.
Lakeville’s downtown still has a tranquil small-town feel far away enough from the rushing traffic of Interstate 35.
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In Praise of Second Chances
IN PRAISE OF SECOND CHANCES
My husband is very good friends with Moek. I feel that it’s very unfair to not give a person a second chance. I wonder if there is anything that anyone can do to help a person in this situation. I understand he maybe should be put on tight probation, but at least this will give him a chance to prove them wrong—to prove that people can change, especially at Moek’s age.If I had some sources to go to or ideas on what I can do, because I’m a very outspoken person, I would fight this. The U.S. didn’t give him a second chance. When they took Moek away from his family, he had to leave behind a son and that’s heartbreaking. Moek was young and he made a huge mistake. They really should have given him a second chance, at least for the sake of his son.
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More of Same
He’s a convicted felon with many priors and not a U.S. citizen. He should be deported. We have enough criminals that are U.S. citizens and do not need to pay for non-citizens to go through the court/prison process. Convicted felon with priors—that says it all.
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Ozzie Guillen: Friend Of 'Those People,' Madonna Fan, Etc.
Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago.
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Sometimes Children Thrive in Darkness

Pinocchio, 1940. Directed by Hamilton Luske and Ben Sharpsteen, written by Aurelius Battaglia, William Cottrell, Otto Englander, Bill Peet, Erdman Penner, Joseph Sabo, Ted Sears and Webb Smith (all that for an 88 minute film!). Featuring the originally uncredited voices of Cliff Edwards, Dickie Jones, Christian Rub, Walter Catlett, Charles Judels, Evelyn Venable, Frankie Darro, and Mel Blanc.I’m a jerk: this title isn’t even available on DVD. You can rent it on video at any major chain or check it out at your public libraries.
What do we give children today to help them keep in touch with their melancholy nature? They can’t go to movies anymore, not with such sunny fare as Cars and Over the Hedge. They can’t read new books, as they’re now penned by the likes of Madonna, a woman trying desperately to recapture a childhood she likely never had. Maybe children go to the museums to ponder life and death, their own frustrations, to cringe at the intense sunlight and lonliness in a van Gogh, as a three-year-old friend of mine once did.
Fact is, I don’t have a clue–recently visiting children weren’t interested in reading E. B. White or Saint-Exupery, and mother warned that Pinocchio is too scary. Too scary? When I was young, the menace and the emotional reaction were just what I needed to help me grasp the perils of real life.
Pinocchio opens with Cliff Edwards’ rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star”, a jolly tune that is here pensive and not the upbeat crap you hear at Disney’s themeparks. We see Jiminy Cricket, a depression-era grasshopper, with holes in his gloves, his shoes coming apart, looking for a place to crash for the night. He ends up in Geppetto’s toy and clock shop, a dark place, where strange faces loom in the shadows, everything lit by the dying embers of a fire. It is at once warm and mysterious–it is the perfect hideaway for children.
We all know the story: poor old Geppetto and his silly cat, Figaro, and sexy fish, Cleo, live by themselves in the toy store. Geppetto makes a little wooden boy, a puppet he names Pinocchio. As he readies for bed, he wishes on a star that Pinocchio would become a real boy, and, of course, in the night the Blue Fairy descends and makes the wooden boy come alive. There’s a bonus: he can become a real boy if he proves himself Brave, Truthful and Unselfish. Thus begins Pinocchio’s adventures with Jiminy Cricket, who has been given a new suit of duds and has been designated his Conscience.
The film is episodic and really bizarre, with horrible climaxes building and building on one another. Pinocchio tries to go to school, but is intercepted By Honest John and Giddy, a fox and cat who are nothing more than petty criminals looking to score some quick dough. Singing “An Actor’s Life For Me!” the pair convinces Pinocchio, the innocent, to go with them, where they sell the boy for a pittance to a horrible, bellowing man named Stromboli.
This whole time, the sun seems barely to have broken through the clouds in Pinocchio’s world. His Conscience, Jiminy, is a man of vanity, yearning for a gold badge that states he’s the conscience, and a bug who ogles after the girl puppets in his charge’s show–a sexually charged scene that includes can-can girls, cute milkmaids, and svelte Russian ladies who wiggle their behinds and coo “I’d cut my strings for you!”
All this captured with probably the finest animation in history, backgrounds fraught with detail, the steps of buildings sweating in the humidity, faces everywhere, the grain and scratches on wood surfaces reflecting the dim light. And children have probably never been given a main character whose clumsiness is as touching as Pinocchio’s–you can see the boy discovering the limitations of his physical body, and his utter confusion in trying to figure out the path between right and wrong.
But what makes me believe that Pinocchio is the greatest film for children is its underlying message: that evil cannot be defeated, that it lurks everywhere, and that only through the love of friends and family can it be endured. The stakes only get higher and higher for our poor hero–from the goofballs Honest John and Giddy, to the bullying Stromboli, to the Coachman whose goal is to harvest children, hauling them off to Pleasure Island. With its giant pugilists and solemn-faced wooden indians hurling cigars at the kids, Pleasure Island is not just a playground for truant children, but a taste of the adult world as well–and I suppose you could argue that when the kids get turned into donkeys, for sale to the salt mines, it’s a metaphor for the life of toil that faces the uneducated.
The film culminates in a vision of biblical evil, with Pinocchio fighting a giant whale named Monstro, who has somehow swallowed Geppetto and his fishing boat. The underwater scenes are mind-boggling, but even more, they’re scary–the film is relentless in what it puts its young audience through. Eventually, Pinocchio saves his father, but not before we’re treated to an image of the boy face down in a tidepool, dead.
I will grant you that Pinocchio has its odd moments, its weak parts–as usual, Disney doesn’t trust women, giving us only the virginal Blue Fairy and the whorish puppets who are stand ins for actresses in general. Mothers are never present in old Walt’s films, for whatever reason, but then again, Geppetto is a strong case for the power of single parentage.
But Pinocchio has always haunted me, through my formative years and even into adulthood, this cartoon of shadows. It scared me when I was a kid, and it scared me a bit last night when I watched it again. I think about it when I’m worried about the world; I think of it when I’m worried about children. And I think of it when I see adults who act like children, who seem to want to retreat to Disneyworld and forget that there’s a world out there–perhaps that’s their own little Pleasure Island.

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How's it growing?

I’ve been to the Mill City Farmers Market over the last two weekends. I’m very happy with the blue sheep’s cheese from Shepherd’s Way Farms and the great-for-ice-cream milk from Cedar Summit Farms. I was going to give it one more weekend and blog about my planned yak’s meat purchase, but now there’s Gertrude.
I bought an heirloom tomato plant, and because I can’t remember what kind it was I’ve dubbed her Gertrude. I know I’m late to the planting game. I can’t seem to get my act together this year, even for the ultimate reward of fresh tomatoes. But there she sits in a giant terra cotta pot on my patio, sunning herself far away from the greedy, evil bambies and bunnies. And now I worry.
Is she getting enough sun or too much? How many times a day should I be watering and if it rains what does that do to the watering schedule? Maybe it’s because I have this one and only plant that I’m obsessing. Maybe it’s because I feel that as a food person, I should be able to bring forth food from the earth with aplomb and grace.
In an effort to find out Gertrude’s lineage, I began scouring the websites of the vendors for the market. Maybe I’d recognize a name, a farm logo, something to jog my caffeine addled brain.
That’s how I found Gardens of Eagan and their farmer blogs. I’m riveted by Atina Diffley’s passionate race to save organic fields from the pipeline. But I’m nearly addicted to Laura Ferich’s telling of the second year on her Loon Organics farm. Her love of eating what she’s growing, the guarded excitement over the purchase of farm equipment, concern for bugs and all that needs to be done in a scant 18 hour day has me hooked.
Most people don’t know about the toil that goes into farming, even now that small farms and organics are becoming chic. It’s like the chef thing: the splashy media doesn’t really want to talk about time spent cleaning squid.
The more I read about all they do to make a life out of organic farming, the more I feel that Gertrude’s going to be just fine….
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Juked For Joy
Several months back, I managed to straddle the divide between the good and bad, young and old concert-going experience in just one evening. It’s no coincidence, of course, that I was still 29-years-old back then–well on my way to becoming the “Snack Wells and Cat Lady” I would be at the stroke of thirty. In any case, the evening started at the Nomad–not a bad place to hear music, mind you. I do have fond memories of catching ska concerts there back when it was called Five Corners.
I can’t recall which band was playing this night, but I do remember them being so loud as to cripple the conversation I was trying to have with a hot’un 25-year-old at the bar. (I first spotted him on MySpace and then worked the courage. Last time I’d ever try that one.)
The deafening decibels got old after so long, even while ogling the mop-haired cutie didn’t. I eventually went for a stroll, ending up at the The Viking Bar (1829 Riverside Ave.) a few blocks over, where a trio of gray hairs were plucking swing and bebop at reasonable, acoustic levels. As I’m sure you can imagine, the evening turned on its head just then and improved ten-fold, despite the fact that, by then, I was in the company of a pity-partying, forty-something divorcee. But I was able to ignore him, mostly, because the music was so good. And while I didn’t exactly get out of my seat and dance that night, I did bounce around quite a lot.
I bring this all up to plug The Viking Bar’s Wednesday night Jackson’s Juke Joint concerts–yet another series of grown-up music events. Tonight brings the First Annual Rock & Roll Polka Fest with Daddy Squeeze’s Polka Pals plus the Tin Star Sisters. It all starts at a very reasonable 7 p.m.
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So You Were Saying

This is mine.
This. This word. These words. They are mine. They belong to me.
Increasingly they may be the only things I can claim with any certainty. They come from me, from the mysteries of my blood, from the contents of my brain, welded together by the sparks traveling in my nerves and up and down my spine.
They are things that happen to me, and more and more now they move unbidden from my lips and fingers. I don’t know anymore what I’m thinking until I see what I say or write.
I need to breath to keep producing words, need to keep getting up and sitting up, need to keep taking a pen in my cramped fingers and confronting blank pages.
The words serve no real purpose other than to remind me that life is still happening in my head, that my brain is still seeing something that it accepts as the world, and that it is still wobbling through that world along the margins of consciousness.
It is helpless to do otherwise.
This, and only this, is all mine. That sliver of moon belongs to the thing my brain accepts as the world, as do those branches moving in the breeze and those planes dropping from the sky. And all of these other things with which I am surrounded –the books, records, photographs, and clothing– will someday belong to someone else.
But these words, they will always be mine. Only mine.
