Month: September 2006

  • Tasty Gossip

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    Two Things I Love

    1. The nasty, grungy, dank, gossipy side of the restaurant industry. (Remember, while the rest of the world plays, we work. Then, while the rest of the world sleeps, we drink a lot and smoke a lot and dish.)

    2. A crack in the facade of a food icon.

  • So funny I forgot to relax…

    It’s all laughs all the time this weekend, or at least it should be that way until Sunday. And I’ll need it after last night’s trip to The Guthrie, where I saw The Real Thing. Now, don’t get me wrong; it’s a good play and all… and a very talky play with a certain amount of hollering going on at that. But it’s all, or mostly, about infidelity, you know, and so I found myself biting my nails and pulling apart my cuticles until there was a mangled mess–nervous habits. Infidelity frightens me.

    In any case, tonight: The Left, The Right, and The Ugly (wherein The Brave New Workshop makes fun of my–and their–beloved lefties.)

    Saturday: Funny Business: A Standup Musical with a Punch Line. (Saving comment… I’ll report back on this one.)

    Sunday matinee: Foxfire at Theatre In The Round (think Blue Ridge Mountains and a hectoring fellow named Hector–actually a ghost… Good way to cap the weekend?)

  • Hollywood Will Devour Its Children

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    Hollywoodland, 2006. Directed by Allen Coulter, written by Paul Bernbaum. Starring Adrien Brody, Diane Lane, Ben Affleck, Bob Hoskins, Robin Tunney, Jeffrey DeMunn, Joe Spano, Molly Parker, Dash Mihok (what a name!), and Lois Smith.

    Now showing in select theaters around town.

    There is a point in the near-great Hollywoodland where Ben Affleck, playing the tragic George Reeves, is gently chided by his agent, Arthur (the underused Jeffrey DeMunn), to stop smoking in public. Superman doesn’t smoke, Arthur laughs, it sets a bad example. George finishes his puff, and his betrays only the slightest hint of panic. A group of crazy boy scouts is pounding on the glass of the restaurant they’re eating in, in order to get Superman’s attention. George knows deep down that with every episode as the caped crusader, he’s burying himself deeper and deeper. He is not the man in the red cape. But he is also not possessed of any discernable talent outside of being the Man of Steel. Hollywood, like a boa constrictor, is slowly devouring George Reeves’ soul.

    Did Ben Affleck stare deep down into himself and think, I’ve got to play it straight for once in my life? As he ages, Affleck has got to know that his time as a star is as limited as George Reeves’–only Affleck hasn’t got a syndicated television show to fall back on. His performance in Hollywoodland is a rarity, a moving and subtle portrayal of a man coming to the end of his rope. Avoiding histrionics, and never losing his sense of humor, Affleck wanders through this film like the dreamers who flock to Southern California’s sunshine in the hopes they’ll live forever, only to discover the when the movie’s over, the lights go out, and the darkness comes crashing down.

    Hollywoodland is a strange film, a movie that veers between perfection and mind-boggling inanity. At times it seems like Sunset Blvd. meets Mulholland Dr. meets Altman’s Long Goodbye, with a touch of Chinatown thrown in for good measure. If that seems like quite a brew, it’s to the film’s considerable credit that it manages to hold all these influences together and be thoroughly original, falling apart only when the screenplay veers from these rich sources. It is a film with two stories: that of George Reeves and his suicide/murder. And that of gumshoe Louis Simo (Adrien Brody), investigating this death. The first is a masterpiece; the other (mostly) a misstep.

    The facts: One evening, while entertaining a few friends, actor George Reeves bids his guests good night, shuffles upstairs to his bedroom, undresses and then shoots himself in the head. The LAPD rules it an ‘indicated suicide’, and pretty much closes the case. Enter Louis Simo. He’s a private dick with so few clients and resources he’s running his shop out of a dingy, backwater L.A. hotel. One day, he runs into an associate at a detective firm he used to work with, who hands him this tidbit: Reeves’ mother doesn’t believe her son would kill himself, and wants someone to dig up clues that point to murder. Simo ingratiates himself with the bitchy old woman (Lois Smith, who doesn’t seem capable of any other type of performance), and tries to get to the bottom of this mystery.

    Interspersed within this story is the downfall of Reeves. We see him trying to claw his way up Hollywood’s golden ladder, shining with confidence. We first notice him hanging out in Ciro’s, elbowing his way close to Rita Hayworth just to get his picture in the papers. Any publicity is good publicity, he reasons, with his broad grin. In the process he meets Toni Mannix (Diane Lane), who turns out to be the wife of MGM Studio head Eddie Mannix (Bob Hoskins). They have an affair in broad daylight–the married couple has an agreement, whereby each gets their own lover on the side, without complaint, going so far as to dine together as a foursome. Toni loves Reeves because he makes her feel young in her waning years; he truly cares for her, enjoys the lavish presents (including a house), and hopes that she’ll get him some meaty roles at MGM. Instead, he’s cast as Superman, a role that will weigh him down for the rest of his life.

    The director, Allen Coulter, manages to create a world that is a sepia-toned, sun-drenched wasteland of ruined lawns and big, empty mansions, too much space and far too much despair. Even better, he has a steady hand and an unobtrusive camera that drinks in some of the finest performances by small, relatively unknown actors who are magnificent without exception. You’ve got to hand something to a director that has elicited one of the finest performances of the year from Ben Affleck, but that he’s matched scene-for-scene by Diane Lane, by Bob Hoskins, by Robin Tunney as his shrewish fiance and Jeffrey DeMunn makes it all the more impressive.

    There are a number of scenes that have lingered on since seeing this film: of DeMunn reminiscing about Reeves career to Adrien Brody; of Hoskins comforting Lane after Reeves’ death, their relationship twisted but charged with respect; Tunney admitting she’s lonely to Brody over the phone–every character igiven their due thanks to Coulter’s loving camera, which doesn’t force sentiment with blaring music or intrusive shots. And he get’s the mood just right, the sets a playground for these performances: Brody’s dingy hotel is a nod to Altman’s Long Goodbye, with its dirty pool and tanned old man, eternally lifting weights to stave off his inevitable death. The old have no place in Hollywood.

    Unfortunately, these great scenes only make the other quarter of this film an exercise in deep frustration. Coulter and screenwriter Paul Bernbaum haven’t learned Lesson Number One from Chinatown and any other hard-boiled film: rid yourself of back-story. There’s a reason Gittes and Marlowe and the Continental Op are single fellows, without families. The reason is that no one cares. The mystery they’re after is all that matters, and that’s only the device that puts its characters under duress. But in Hollywoodland, Brody, who at times makes a very effective simpleton, a hack shamus who can’t see past his prodigious nose, is bogged down with scenes about his family and his girlfriend. When we’re caught up in Reeves’ life, in Brody’s trying to uncover something, anything, to keep this story in the papers, the last thing you want is to leave this world of ruined dreams for the domestic squabbles between ex-husband and ex-wife. The film grinds to a halt in these moments. Then there’s a silly subplot involving one of Brody’s other cases, which only serves to show us he’s clueless–which the main plot does quite well, thank you.

    A great movie might still exist in Hollywoodland–you could hack out these scenes and leave a short and devastating film behind, a 90 minute noir classic about the evils of this wicked industry. Brody’s detective will never get to the bottom of things, he’s just an insect skimming the surface of a stagnant pond. The rest are just waiting to die, failures all, except for the studio head who has sold his soul ages ago.

    You begin to realize that Reeves suffered from three of Hollywood’s great cancers: of the disease of the studio system and its sinister bosses; the sickness of those hangers-on who only want the stars to get money or near fame; and that quiet menace that haunts every actor’s dreams, that you’re not good enough and never will be. All three could have killed Reeves and in Hollywoodland, we never to get to the bottom of the mystery. In the end, does it really matter?

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  • Tortured Logic

    “You mean the Post tortured that guy before we did? That must be how they get their info ahead of the CIA.”

    As the New Republic points out today, Bush’s speech yesterday justifying torture was another in a long series of lies.

    According to Bush, “[After being tortured] Zubaydah identified one of KSM’s accomplices in the 9/11 attacks–a terrorist named Ramzi bin al Shibh.”

    Turns out, Zubaydah could have avoided the thumb screws if Bush could just be persuaded to read the newspaper. The Washington Post, between 9/11 and the time Zubaydah was captured, had mentioned Ramzi bin al Shibh 26 times.

    The other howler, of course, in Bush’s statement was this one: “The Department of Justice reviewed the authorized methods extensively and determined them to be lawful.” For those keeping score, that’s the same Justice Deparment currently being run by Alberto Gonzales. You may remember him as the guy who wrote the legal justification for torture when he was White House counsel. He’s also the guy who thinks its ok to spy on Americans without a warrant.

    All I can say is, when I get in trouble, I want Gonzo for my lawyer, because I won’t have to worry about whether or not I did the crime. He’ll just declare whatever I did not to be a crime.

  • Soapy Flicks on an Autumn Night

    Briefly: tonight marks the inauguration of Take-Up Productions and The Soap Factory’s “You Were Never Here” film series. How cool is this: grab a lawn chair, some grub and gulp, and sit outside by the Stone Arch bridge and watch movies. You can even buy popcorn and beer from the concession stand (although it’s sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon–Frank’s favorite beer, but there are better choices in this world).

    Tonight, Being John Malkovich at 8:30 in the pm (but get there early). While not my favorite film (first half–brilliant; second half–not so much) I’d see this for the scene where Malkovich enters his own head, and the fact that I’m sitting outside by the mighty Mississip on a sweet autumn evening.

  • Schadenfreude

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    Gramercy Tavern is the site of one of my favorite New York moments. It has everything to do with crisp, professional service and celery root soup. I am sad to see that owner Danny Meyer and chef Tom Colicchio have parted ways on the venerable establishment. Mr. Colicchio has decided to focus his efforts on his own burgeoinging empire, Craft, Craftsteak, ‘Wichcraft, blah, blah, blah. It’s hard, I don’t really begrudge him, at least he’s keeping his eye on the ball and trying to focus on quality. Still, it’s like the divorce of some friends you used to hang out with but don’t see much anymore. All I can do is hope that Meyer uses this opportunity to punch some freshness into the Tavern and we see her resplendent, once more garnering the looks she deserves.

    And HAPPINESS! New Season of Top Chef in October and NO Katie-bot!

  • Jason's Fly Space

    Regular Horticulturists might’ve noticed a lot of music around here as of late, even though in, in real life, much time is being spent at the theater–this being the opening of the big, fall theater season ‘n all. Although I’ll be at The Guthrie tonight watching Tom Stoppard’s The Real Thing, a piece of my heart will be lingering over at First Ave., cuz that’s where The Gossip is playing.

    (And let’s be clear, going to hear The Gossip is the exact opposite of spending an evening at The Guthrie–even though it is not, I should note, the exact opposite of seeing this particular Stoppard play, which happens to be very dark. There will be less screaming at The Guthrie, in any case. I don’t expect to hear Beth Ditto’s ghostly vox haunting the fly space.)

    Why do I like The Gossip? This is a band that indulges my riot grrl nostalgias–ah the days of yore when I could crank my Bikini Bill to my heart’s desire and dream all day of heading west to, say, Portland or, huh, Olympia (“where everyone’s the same”). But I also like Stoppard for his ability to explore life–contemporary life!–in a sophisticated and, yes, even “deep” way… and without any of that ghastly finger-wagging or over-explaining. And, these days anyway, I prefer sitting in a comfy theater seat to standing all night on the hard floor of First Ave. I suspect I’ll be quite content to forgo that trip down memory lane.

  • Discovered: A Legitimate B-Movie Gem

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    Dead Man’s Shoes, 2004. Directed by Shane Meadows, written by Meadows, Paddy Considine and Paul Fraser. Starring Considine, Gary Stretch, Toby Kebbell, Jo Hartley, Seamus O’Neill, Stuart Wolfenden, Paul Sadot, Paul Hurstfield, Emily Aston, George Newton, and Neil Bell.

    Available pretty much everywhere on DVD.

    If my memory serves me correctly, it used to be that Hollywood bestowed the gift of double-features on us lucky souls. You’d open with a newsreel, then proceed to a B-movie, and then the main attraction. When the habits of Americans changed, and we weren’t so eager to spend five hours in a darkened theater (choosing instead to waste our time glued to the TV or internet), the B-movie wandered over to the Drive-In. Now that’s gone, for the most part, and we’re left to think that The Descent, as decent as it may be, is a beautiful B. Forget it–that film is too well made, and has too much money behind it to have ever been in the hands of Edgar Ulmer or Ida Lupino.

    Dead Man’s Shoes is pure B. Made on the ultra-cheap, filmed not in sets but in run-down homes in the dreariest part of England, it looks as if the principals gathered what change they had in their pockets to finance the thing. It’s not the masterpiece some claim it is, but neither is it worthy of having been unceremoniously dumped in the new-release section of Hollywood Video. Years ago we would have peeked at Paddy Considine butchering his goons while making out in the back seat of a Dodge Dart.

    The plot is as thin as it gets: Considine plays Richard, newly returned from seven years in the British Army. “God will forgive them,” he says, as the film opens. “He’ll forgive them and allow them into heaven. I can’t allow that.” Richard is referring to the drug-dealing gang from this Midlands town, who had been using and abusing Richard’s feeble-minded brother Anthony. To such an extent, apparently, that Richard wants everyone involved dead as doornails.

    What makes Dead Man’s Shoes so effective is its performances. Like so many B-flicks, this one doesn’t skimp on intensity. The actors give the movie the most inexpensive professionalism to a flick–their acting. Considine is just right as man obsessed, terrifying from the get-go. The rest of the cast is spot-on as well, from Gary Stretch as the suave-looking but ultimately useless gang leader to the rest of the unfortunates who meet their end in grisly, but not gratuitous, ways.

    Oddly enough, Dead Man’s Shoes is understated, almost to the point of seeming indifferent. Director Shane Meadows appears to have emulated Richard Linklater in his portrayal of the small town’s hooligans, as many of the stoner scenes are hilarious, including a scene where one flips out at Richard in a gas-mask. “A monster! With massive eyes!” Problem is, you begin to emerge feeling more sympathy for the victims than the killer, who lays waste to six guys with ease, considering how blitzed they get. The film has its rough spots, including the scene where you learn the extent of Anthony’s abuse, to the self-serious choral music blaring suddenly (the film has a great soundtrack, full of interesting indie-folk music, including M. Ward).

    Paddy Considine scripted the thing, for the most part, and gives himself some choice scenes. His acting is the foundation of this movie and I’d love to see him in much more, hopefully something with a budget. But mostly I’d love to see Dead Man’s Shoes playing in small towns in America, and on the big screens and Drive-Ins everywhere. Hollywood doesn’t quite get it: Snakes on a Plane is calculated, uninteresting trash that’s called ‘B’, while Dead Man’s Shoes–tense and startling, goes unheeded.

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  • To the beat of a broken system

    Here’s a benefit event that’s been circling amidst my cyber-friends: CONRAD’S ALL-STAR REVUE, A BENEFIT FOR CONRAD SVERKERSON AND THE TWIN CITIES MUSIC COMMUNITY TRUST; translation: a fundraiser for all the low-income music industry-types who can’t afford health insurance–but are stricken with illnesses, such as treatable but expensive forms of cancer, and get themselves into car accidents no less.

    The event takes place at First Ave.

    Check the music lineup: The Mighty Mofos, Tim O’Reagan, John Munson, Dan Wilson, Matt Wilson, The Retribution Gospel Choir (with Alan Sparhawk of Low), Kraig Johnson (um, yum), Gary Louris, Jessy Greene, yada yada yada. I wonder how many of these artists are covered?

  • Tomorrow And Forever And Today

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    Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it.

    –Flannery O’Connor, Wise Blood

    ‘You must journey down another road,’ he answered, when he saw me lost in tears, ‘if ever you hope to leave this wilderness.’

    –Dante, Paradisio

    I simply cannot see where there is to get to.

    –Sylvia Plath, “The Moon and the Yew Tree”

    Never before had a mind come to a more majestic halt.

    –Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms