I really don’t think there is a logical connection between Terminalia and, as you state, political boundary lines between Mr. Ellison and Mr. Fine [“The Rituals of Boundaries,” October]. You suggest that Mr. Ellison and Mr. Fine should come together and find some common ground on Louis Farrakhan and his teachings. Some lines need to be drawn, and this is one: There is no room for discussion and compromise with someone who wants to behead every Christian and Jew. (Oh, if we could just sit down with them, try to understand why they hate us, and show them that we mean no harm, they will love us and we can share a feast together.) Terminus, where are you when we need you?
Are you suggesting that Western civilization and the Nation of Islam “celebrate” their common interests? Mr. Bartel, there are no common interests: If so, you would believe that if the Nazis and Jews got together in 1938 to share their common interests, war would have been avoided in Europe.
You have obviously studied ancient history at some point in your education; you might want to study recent historical conflicts and events that are more relevant to today’s conflicts than Terminalia.
Month: November 2006
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Us Versus Them
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Seeing White
I was a little surprised by the political operatives you chose to highlight in the November issue [“Sculpting a Candidate”]. Not because of their skills and abilities—indeed, they are clearly some of the best left-leaning political minds in Minnesota—but rather because of the lack of diversity in the profiles. I find it hard to believe that the Hmong, Latino, or Black communities, for example, have not produced a single politico to match the skills of the individuals featured in the article.
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Who Are You Calling Two-Dimensional?
Tom Bartel’s characterization of Keith Ellison [“Capulets and Montagues,” November], like his understanding of perfect political storms, could benefit from a deep breath. The election of Jesse Ventura in 1998 did reflect voter aversion to the candidates of the established parties, but Ventura’s populist image, albeit more cultural than economic, had an even greater impact on his election. Populist moments come around infrequently, so to peg Ellison as “ … the two-dimensional cardboard caricature of a liberal … ” seems pretty absurd. Ellison’s frequent challenges to economic power (populism) and his record of standing up for the little guy as a lawyer, legislator, and activist have all but escaped coverage by reporters and pundits. There is a great deal to be sour about in this election cycle, but Ellison has kept his populist focus despite shallow media coverage and commentary.
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No Rove-Wannabes in Minnesota?
Interesting profiles on the six politicos in your “Sculpting a Candidate” article [November]. One is a good pal of mine. However, I can’t be the first to note that all six of the people profiled were employed by those on the liberal side of the ledger. Are we to believe there is not one hard-working, interesting person who’s toiled for a Minnesota Republican who might have been included in the article? The conventional wisdom is that The Rake is a reflexively left publication, whether intentional or not. But I have to ask about your editorial meetings where this article was discussed. The names of the politicians sprinkled in the article read like an ACLU mailing list: Skip Humphrey, Amy Klobuchar, R. T. Rybak, John Marty, Paul Wellstone, Tom Harkin … it goes on. And for the over-fifty crowd, we even got Bobby Kennedy and Michael Dukakis.
If by chance this tilt didn’t occur to somebody, it says something about your—dare I say it—bias, or rather naive editorial process. Even the insertion, at the beginning of the piece, of a lighthearted sentence acknowledging the DFL celebration about to follow would have helped. -
Hong Kong
John writes: Dear Rake–here’s a picture of my wife Shelley and I atop Victoria’s
Peak in Hong Kong. We brought The Rake to read on the (long) plane ride over and used it as a photo prop when the opportunity arose. Please make us famous!–John Steingraeber, St. Paul
The Rake writes: Hope this helps …
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Scandinavia
Dale writes: On a July trip to Scandinavia, I took my latest copy of The Rake along to catch up on my reading. Ad you can see in my photo, I even took it along to the top of Areskutan, a 4,200 meter ski mountain in Are, Sweden.
I enjoy your magazine and pick it up each month at The Urban Bean, a coffee shop one black from my son’s house. I especially enjoy the restaurant reviews. Even the ads are entertaining.
Thank you for some reading pleasure each month.
ps- Retired from ownership of a Chicago Title Insurance agency. Hobbies include travel, skiing, carpentry and fishing.
Dale E. Hanka
Carolyn writes: I took my latest copy of The Rake along when I traveled to Norway and Sweden.
I enjoy your magazine and pick it up each month at The Urban Bean, a coffee shop one black from my son’s house. I especially enjoy the books reviews and short fiction. Thank you for your coverage of unique entertainment opportunities in central Minnesota.
ps- Retired from ownership of a Chicago Title Insurance agency. Hobbies include reading, travel, skiing, hiking and quilting.
Carolyn J. Hanka
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Bora Bora
Deborah of Minneapolis writes: Hello Rake – I was recently in Tahiti and Bora Bora for work (need I mention that I have a great job??) and I had these pictures taken of me at the Bora Bora Lagoon Resort where I was staying. Thank you, Deborah
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Thailand
During his three-month stint in Thailand earlier this year, Lee Temte of Minneapolis dined at the memorably named Cabbages & Condoms Restaurant, whose edible fare is “guaranteed not to cause pregnancy.” Established to help fund the work of the Population and Community
Development Association, the eatery serves food that “is traditional Thai,” Temte writes, “but the decor is pure condom.” Red, white, and blue prophylactics adorn the surface of the glass-top tables, and decorative figures on display are dressed in clothes made entirely of condoms. And in place of an after-dinner mint? You guessed it; each diner leaves with a condom.Send along your Rakish travel snaps by snail mail or to prodmail@rakemag.com, and if we publish yours, we’ll send you a nonthermal, nonextreme Rake T-shirt and a $25 gift certificate from West Photo (21 University Ave. N.E., Minneapolis). Want to see more? Visit us each month at www.rakemag.com for more Red-Handed photos and the stories behind them.
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Forget the Bugatti. This will be faster.
Read the Road Rake for the latest in cocktail party patter. Surely they know about this in the Hamptons. Evo Magazine has the full story.
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The Machines of Loving Grace

Fast Food Nation and For Your Consideration.
Fast Food Nation, 2006. Directed by Richard Linklater, written by Linklater and Eric Schlosser. Starring Catalina Sandino Moreno, Wilmer Valderrama, Ana Claudia Talancon, Greg Kinnear, Ashley Johnson, Bobby Cannavale, Paul Dano, Esai Morales, and, in small roles: Ethan Hawke, Patricia Arquette, Luis Guzman, Avril Lavigne, Lou Taylor Pucci, and Bruce Willis.
Now showing in theaters around town.
By now you’d have to be an utter fool not to know that fast food is a truly awful substance. For years we’ve heard the warnings, seen films like Super Size Me, watched 60 Minutes, read health reports and warnings that the burgers we consume are filled with toxins, deadly fats, and perhaps even traces of shit.
Filmgoers looking for a righteous tirade against the fast food industry are going to be sorely disappointed by Richard Linklater’s Fast Food Nation. Never has such a cynical, pessimistic film on such a charged subject been made with less urgency. Fast Food Nation has been compared (favorably) to Fahrenheit 9/11, which is absurd–where Michael Moore sought to condemn the Bush administration for every random sneeze (and attempt to create the image of himself as a hero of the masses), Linklater’s film simply and patiently reveals the inner workings of a machine that devours people and cattle with equal indifference. And in doing so he creates a picture of surprising strength and durability.
Fast Food Nation is splintered into three distinct stories: that of a fast food executive, sent to Texas to find out why the “fecal colorform is off the charts” in the burgers (shit in the meat), and in the process discovers his soul; of a young woman trying to put her way through school while working at the local burger joint; and, most poignantly, a group of Mexican immigrants trying to keep their heads above water while working at the meat processing plant.
Greg Kinnear plays the executive, a happy-go-lucky guy whose eyes are slowly opened to the horrors that surround him. He’s the kind of a fellow who gets a real thrill over having invented the Calypso Chicken Tenders, and who laughs with his wife that lesson one in the corporate world is “don’t kill your customer”. Ashley Johnson is the young woman whose job at Mickey’s (the stand in for McDonald’s) begins to weigh on her soul. Eventually she will abandon her job to join forces with a ragtag group of campus radicals, whose work borders on the futile. Finally, Wilmer Valderrama (of That 70s Show fame), Catalina Sandino Moreno (from Maria Full of Grace), and Ana Claudia Talancon (a star in Mexico) play a family that escapes the crushing poverty of their home country to work in the states. They are a resilient bunch, happy to have the modest dough from their jobs, giving them the possibility of the American dream–pizza for dinner, a new truck in the driveway. While their paths never cross, these characters’ struggles encapsulate our own desperate attempts to find meaning in our jobs, and in our attempts to make the world a better place.
There is a real mystery in Fast Food Nation, and the real story isn’t simply that fast food is garbage and the people are crushed who work in its production. No, the real story is how do we exist in a world that crushes the soul, and whose systems–in this case, food-production (though it could be about the auto industry, banking, government) have grown to an unmanageable size. Fast Food Nation poses an existentialist dilemma that pundits like Moore and Spurlock would never touch: Linklater understands that there are no enemies in human form, just people stuck in situations beyond their control. As usual, Linklater allows his characters the freedom to express themselves through conversation: like Slacker, Waking Life, Before Sunrise, Fast Food Nation celebrates its people, giving even Bruce Willis’ corporate hack his due, and his dignity. In my interview with Linklater, he stated that his goal was honesty–if you make one man the personification of evil, you are, as Linklater said, “giving that one guy a lot of power he doesn’t really have.” This suggests that we’re all culpable, which is, in reality, more terrifying than the killing floor of the slaughterhouse.
The movie boasts some wonderful performances (as usual with Linklater, who deserves the title “actor’s director” more than Altman ever did), and it saves its gore for the end, and even then it’s subdued. My guess is that Fast Food Nation is bound to be unpopular, and will please few people. Those who want to ignore the fast food crisis would never see it, while those who have Eric Schlosser’s book highlighted in a hundred spots will feel the film has softened its considerable message. But Linklater has taken a page from the great paranoid classics of the 70s, films that assumed we had brains and sought to make our world a better place. Watching Fast Food Nation, the impetus is on us, not necessarily to topple the great machine, but rather, to live without the machine. Then, and only then, will its gears slow, stop, and finally release us from its grip.
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For Your Consideration, 2006. Directed by Christopher Guest, written by Guest and Eugene Levy. Starring Catherine O’Hara, Parker Posey, Harry Shearer, Christopher Moynihan, Christopher Guest, John Michael Higgins, Carrie Aizley, Ed Begley Jr., Whitney Taylor Brown, Michael McKean, the great Jane Lynch, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy, and Michael Hitchcock and Don Lake as a great Ebert/Siskel pair, and Office creator Ricky Gervais.
Now showing in theaters around town.
Who would have thought that when Spinal Tap hit our screens over twenty years ago, that it would spawn a whole new genre? In fact, the mockumentary may have reached its zenith, with The Office pulling in audiences, to Tap’s Nigel Tufnel rocking out for VW (usually during the show). Christopher Guest has made a series of these films, utilizing a tight-knit crew so professional they can improvise most of the dialogue and make it seem both hilarious and painfully real.
For Your Consideration breaks slightly with this trend. While it employs the verite camera style, it is not a mockumentary, eschewing for once the onscreen interviews. It is the story of the making of a straight-to-video clunker called Home For Purim, and what happens to its idiotic crew when rumors abound that it will garner some Oscar nominations. Home For Purim is unbelievably bad, its actors kind-hearted but daft, and the movie is filled with more achingly funny moments than we’ve seen in a Christopher Guest film in ages. Then again, Hollywood is an easy target, and while For Your Consideration certainly stands as one of the better comedies of the year (if not the most hilarious, but it’s been a weak year), it could use more vitriol–or it could be more sweet. When Catherine O’Hara’s character finally flips out, it’s more depressing than funny, for we’ve come to know her as a kind lady, not some hag who needs her face carved into by a plastic surgeon. And when Home For Purim really does garner a nod or two, one can’t help but recoil–no film this bad would ever get even a trickle of consideration. And there have been lots of horrible Oscar nominees.
Nonetheless, For Your Consideration is a welcome night at the movies, an evening of almost guaranteed belly laughs and repeated moments after the show. See it for its joy in celebrating comedians of all feathers, working with a decent script, playing off one another, for the sheer fun of it. Sometimes, that’s all we need.