Month: February 2007

  • Cachet for less cash (but hurry)

    Not everyone can collect cars like Jay Leno. In fact, car collecting usually turns out to be a dark comedy for most virgins.

    Not if you read this blog, however.

    A few months back I encouraged all of you to purchase a Mercedes Benz 280 SL. last made in 1971. I recently spotted prices going up precipitously in Hemmings (35% increases over last year). If you act quickly, however, you can have the last laugh.

    To quote myself: (note the price increases from previous versions)

    A good example can be found for the mid-30s (max.) Does this car
    car have soul? Oh, yes-particularly from 40 mph to 100 mph. Is it a pure breed? You betcha, it is a beautiful roadster. Is it the purest example of the breed? No. That would have to be the 300 Sl, which can be had for a mere $200,000 more. But the average transportation appliance driver can hardly tell the difference, and most women go wild for both sets of wheels.

    So in all, the SL delivers a certain cache for a lot less cash. Best of all, while many were made, the good ones are getting scarcer, the prices are going up-like the stock of most things designed in the cool modernistic style of the late 60s.

    The 280 SL is a groovy set of wheels.

  • Corporate Journalism Wins One, For Now…

    There’s a story on CNN/Fortune today that perfectly illustrates one of the main problems with American journalism.

    A little background: the New York Times Company has two classes of stock. One is owned by whoever wants to buy one; the other is owned by the Ochs-Sulzberger family. Only the Ochs-Sulzberger shares have an effective vote.

    The upshot of this, of course, is that the family can run the Times any damn way they please, which means they don’t have to kow tow to shareholders and Wall Street, which distinguishes them from McClatchy and Knight Ridder, the once family controlled companies who now no longer own our local dailies.

    The CNN/Fortune story is about the Ochs-Sulzberger family’s reaction to a Morgan Stanley fund manager who is trying to force them to run the Times in a fashion that will be more pleasing to shareholders (read himself.) The family responded by pulling all their holdings out of Morgan Stanley.

    Last I looked, nobody was hiding the fact that NY Times public shares were non voting and nobody was holding a gun to anyone’s head forcing you to buy them. Anyone with half a brain and who had done a tiny bit of research into the Times would know that the public shares were probably a lousy investment…in everything except good journalism.

    In other news, another name writer has left a New Times paper on less-than-friendly terms. Rebecca Schoenkopf, who wrote the Commie Girl column for the Orange County (CA) weekly, was shown the door immediately after offering her two-week notice. Schoenkopf was last year’s winner for best political column from the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies.

  • It's cold. Give me a discount.

    I stopped in at Sebastian Joe’s last night and was happy to find that they have a special tied to the temerature in January and February. Depending on what the low temperature is on a given day you can get anywhere from 5 to 25 percent off ice cream. This weekend we should be looking at a 20 percent discount with low temps in the negative teens.

    I know Great Waters used to tie their Thursday happy hours to the temperature in Honolulu, but they’ve gone to 99 cent beers.

    Are there any other temperature tied dicounts out there we can take advantage of in this cold snap?

    For me, I plan to load up on ice cream.

  • Lay in down

    My real-life weekend agenda, as I fight the urge to hole-up with my slippers and a few dozen Irish Coffees: Tonight, I’m filling in for my friend Dominic Papatola and going over to the Jungle Theater to see The Swan. It features one of my favorite local actors, the sprightly Nathan Keepers. And then tomorrow, my new coworker Jon Lurie is taking me over to the Circus Juventas big top to see the kids’ reprised, Winter Carnival production of Pazzanni. On Sunday, believe it or not, I’m attending a Super Bowl party at my friend Tim’s house, since he has a hot tub to keep me distracted from all the bits in-between Prince’s halftime show.

  • Hail! Hail! Jimmy Walsh.

    I left Jim Walsh a message today, after learning that one of the first acts of new City Pages management was to can him and his column. I worked with Jim for a few years over at the St. Paul Pioneer Press, and always liked the guy. I thought of him as one of those souls blessed/cursed with the sense/express jones. He’s a guy who wants to tell people how he sees the world, how it feels to him, and how he is working his way through it. A blogger’s sensibility, you could say. But in his case, authentic and genuine, and driven by true artistic compulsion. He has a compulsive need to describe his responses.

    I had been at the Pioneer Press a few years before Jimmy arrived, and I remember thinking at the time that his hiring spoke well for the paper. The Pioneer Press, then led by Walker Lundy, still had a reputation as a “writer’s paper”. It could never compete with the Star Tribune in quantity, but it could still make a credible claim to something like literary quality. Lundy understood and appreciated what bringing Jim Walsh into the fold meant for the company brand. But modern newspapers are highly utilitarian vehicles, and management regimes change frequently. “News you can use”, was one of a dozen operative and quickly forgotten catch-mantras that flared and expired while Walsh and I were there.

    The Pioneer Press liked Walsh for his encyclopedic personal history with the Twin Cities’ music scene, which he mined reliably. But, burdened with an artistic sensibility, the sensibility of all good writers, Walsh wanted to push his time on the planet beyond reviews and formulaic features, the grail of stale newspapering. He wanted to talk about living in the Twin Cities as he sees, hears and feels it.

    Soon, Walker Lundy was gone. For all his corny, old school folksiness, Lundy thought of himself as a character and therefore responded well to the writer-characters on his staff. But he was replaced by a team of remarkably drab, talking point managers, with little if any background in the artful craft of writing, no end of training in decimal points and, I’m sorry to say, no detectable sense of joie de vive. These would be the Meatball Ladies, (see “Back Door Lovin’” below), a startlingly dour and joyless clutch of characters with no affinity at all for anything other than what had been specifically prescribed by the Knight-Ridder management training seminars that formed the bedrock of their journalistic heritage.

    They treated Walsh badly. Hell, foully. And now, with this City Pages action, I understand completely why he doesn’t return calls and tells the Star Tribune’s Deborah Rybak in an e-mail that he’s, “sick of talking about myself and the media”.

    From the way Jim did talk the last time we spoke, I could tell both he and ex-editor, Steve Perry, (see below), knew their days were numbered. But that doesn’t make new management’s decision any smarter.

    Playing Objective Participant here, the rap on Jim’s Pioneer Press stuff was that it was “too personal”, “too emotional” and “too weird”. The Meatball Ladies always seemed to know exactly what, “our readers” wanted to read. What struck me was how what “our readers” wanted pretty much always mirrored exactly whatever they were reading, watching or listening to at that moment, and how all of it was consumer driven. Needless to say, none of them got out much. Not much clubbing. Not much new music, unless you count maybe catching the latest Indigo Girls concert. Not much hanging out at bars chatting up odd characters just for the hell of it. And never … ever … discussing love and sex, like an adult, like Walsh did.

    My counter argument in support of Walsh — not that anyone cared or ever asked — was that considering all the inane crap that ran every day in the paper; redundant listings, celebrity gossip, 24-hour old “breaking news” and trainloads of fashionista-wannabe trend-watching, an impressionistic, Jim Walsh getting-the-feel-of-a-St.Paul-neighborhood-bar piece, or whatever, even once a week, was more than justified. Cultivate it a little bit and it would build an audience, much like the restaurant listings.

    But The Meatball Ladies were running the place by then, and the simple fact was they wanted him gone, never mind that when they made their move on him he had just returned from a prestigious Knight Fellowship (for creative writing) at Stanford. That’s “Knight”, as in “Knight Ridder”, the Pioneer Press’s owner at the time. No matter. In a classic line, laden with irony if you knew the particularly desiccated, misanthropic editor in question, Walsh was told, “You must think you’re special.”

    God forbid! What newspaper could possibly survive with columnists who think themselves, “special”? Echoing Roman Hruska, the gargoyle-like Nebraska Senator who once suggested that mediocre people deserved mediocre Supreme Court judges, the post-Lundy Meatball Ladies of the Pioneer Press committed themselves to the mission of exorcizing idiosyncrasy. Walsh was gone.

    But what is City Pages excuse? Last time I checked it was an “alternative” weekly, allegedly a place where, unlike mainstream dailies, readers should be able to find distinctive, off-beat, idiosyncratic writing that, who knows, might leave them with the afterglow of a specific person’s passion? The sort of stuff that, yes, might occasionally make them feel uncomfortable with its’ perspective, subject matter and approach. But the sort of writing and sensibility that might also make them ask a question other than, “Where can I buy a ticket?”

    Jim Walsh will survive just fine. In fact, tonight, like every Friday night, Walsh will host and play with a rotating crew of local musicians in the basement of Java Jack’s coffee house, 46th and Bryant, south Minneapolis. Its his Mad Ripple Friday Night Hootenanny. A crowd of about 75-100 soaks it all in from 6:30-8:30.

    Drop in. Its free.

  • Top Chef Finale

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    So Ilan is Top Chef, Marcel is the fool.

    Meh.

    Each chef had to prepare their version of The Perfect Meal. The food looked tasty enough, most of it sounded yummy, and yet.

    Ilan touted his passion for food, his ability to cook from the heart but I just don’t believe him. He knows that is what he is supposed to say and he turns out his food like he’s reading cheat-sheets written up his arm. How do you walk between a cuisine’s traditions and innovations? I think I would have liked something that said ILAN. Although I can’t help but think of him as a sniggering Muttley in the corner as he plots his next frat-boy insult.

    Marcel has stupid hair. He wants to play in the big sandbox, but kids with stupid hair will always be The Kid With Stupid Hair. He admires and works toward emulating some of the most creative food minds in the world and yet isn’t humble enough to see beyond the recipe, the technique. And the fact that he blamed the missing Kampachi on his helpers, without taking any top-side ownership shows a deep level of fear and self-doubt. Not so inspiring in a kitchen.

    Of all the contestants, I admired Sam the most. For his maturity, his hunger for knowledge, his sense of taste, and his humility, he will be well sought in the coming years. Plus did you see Padma almost lose it when she had to cut him? I think she loves him.

    For a sharper take on the contestants, there’s no one like Tony.

  • Casting the first stone

    Get a jump on a weekend of great theater, as the winter season picks back up. (There’s TONS of great theater going on this month and on through April, far as I know.) Best bet for tonight? Opening night of Theatre Latte Da‘s production of Susannah, the famous American, Appalachian-inspired opera that’s based on the biblical story of Susannah and the mean, nasty Elders.