Month: May 2007

  • Panic on the Streets of London

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    28 Weeks Later, 2007. Directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, written by Fresnadillo, Rowan Joffe and Jesus Olmo. Starring Robert Carlyle, Mackintosh Muggleton (a J. K. Rowling creation?), Imogen Poots, Amanda Walker, Rose Byrne, Catherine McCormack, Jeremy Renner, Idris Elba, Emily Beecham, and Harold Perrineau.

    Now showing in theaters around town.

    Writing about the movies can be more edifying than, say, writing about baseball or maybe automobiles (I’ve written of the first, not the second), for every now and then film critics get to address serious moral issues. Like the Iraq war or a possibly stolen election. And not just when we take in a searing documentary that tackles such heavy subjects head-on, but in regular feature films like 28 Weeks Later, the new ‘zombie’ film, a sequel of sorts to 28 Days Later. It helps, I think, in a critic’s life to have some political gravity to chew on, such as the themes of 28 Weeks Later… after all, how much can one say about Spider-Man and Shrek?

    The problem occurs when you go into 28 Weeks Later armed with a pencil and a sense of righteous indignation against this president’s disastrous war, and you expect to be able to write both review and polemic, but what unfolds onscreen is not just a failure, but a relatively boring, poorly acted film that is fraught with gaping plot holes, irregularities and contradictions. So now, suddenly, instead of writing a pointed review of a movie and an indictment of the Bush Administration, not to mention doing our part to get the masses out to see something that will challenge them (though what this will do for society at-large eludes me), we are now faced with simply another review of a mediocre film.

    For 28 Weeks Later is a mediocre film. In many ways, however, it is very much like its predecessor, the equally praised 28 Days Later, a movie I’ve always considered over-rated, yet viscerally thrilling. Both flicks, however, begin brilliantly, though in opposite locales. Days began in an empty London, and moved into the countryside; Weeks starts in the country and, much more quickly, finds itself in the heart of London. Both were better where they began, each director oddly enough showing themselves masters of the original locale. Director Danny Boyle–the more talented of the two–had a brilliant grasp of this empty London, of the menace lurking in the tunnels, in the streets, down the alleys and in shrubbery that blankets the suburbs. Once he ended up in the mansion in the country 28 Days Later quickly grew claustrophobic. The countryside of Weeks is sunny and frightening, the Rage-infected loonies eventually racing after a terrified Robert Carlyle is one of the great openings I’ve seen since, well, since Zack Snyder’s undervalued Dawn of the Dead.

    28 Weeks Later begins in a country cottage that is utterly dark. Trying to fashion a dinner of canned chick peas and pasta, found wine, and candle light, Alice and Don (Catherine McCormack and Carlyle) are a husband and wife team whose children are out of the country and ostensibly safe. They are joined by an old couple, a woman who’s going batty, a young man and, suddenly pounding on the door, a young kid (the wonderfully named Beans El-Balawi). Alice, distraught over her children, allows this urchin into the home–he was being chased by the crazies in bright daylight (turns out the house is so fortified it’s pitch black). Of course, the home is invaded, and Don commits an act of cowardice: while Alice tries to save the child, he deserts them, racing out of the home and across the brightly-lit field to a boat in a stream. Turning, he sees Alice begging him to save her. But he doesn’t, he can’t, for the zombies are upon her.

    Cut to London, 28 weeks or so later. Under the care of the U. S. Military, the people of England are being returned, slowly, to the Isle of Dogs, a section of London. Andy (Mackintosh Muggleton, again, an awesome name) and his sister Tammy (Imogen Poots) have been brought in, reunited with their father Don, and are readying themselves to try and begin life anew. And all hell breaks loose.

    And does so in an alarmingly fast and slipshod fashion. Andy wants a photo of his mom (Alice, the one left behind by Don), and with Tammy scampers across a pipe, out of the safety zone and into a contaminated section of London. They do this with ease, despite snipers and helicopters. Oh, yes, a sniper sees them, but no one is able to apprehend our sneaks before they find… their mother, who happens to be the only human who can be infected but not go rage-crazy.

    What? The question is begged: how the living fuck did she survive? It’s not so much that’s she’s somehow immune, but my God, the woman was beset by literally dozens of raging lunatics who don’t just simply bite, they rip and tear and bite and gouge. Maybe she can get the virus and not be affected, but how does she fend off the zombies?

    Thus begins a series of ridiculous coincidences and goofy plot elements. For instance, Don gets infected (somehow, as a building caretaker, he has security clearance everywhere, including to his quarantined wife), and is the one who brings the zombie element back into London. The U.S. Army is implicated for being as cruel and inhuman and incapable of order in Iraq, and having individuals who rebel and pay the price. But it’s a wonder these guys can do anything right: once the outbreak occurs, they do all that is possible to screw up containment.

    What about these Londoners, the ones who are being led around by their noses? These are survivors of the original zombie attack, don’t you know, so why are they acting like fools, willing to be herded up into containment areas that will, of course, be invaded by the infected? It makes no sense whatsoever.

    The original 28 Days Later had a scene that haunts me to this day: one of the survivors speaks of being caught in a busy train station when the infected came in and began killing. It was insane, beyond belief, people clawing and climbing, dying, trying to get away, turning into the zombies, terrible. What makes that scene so intense is how the story was being told, and how it tapped into each viewer’s worst case scenario, as dictated by the dark corners of their imagination. We never actually witness this scene, but the telling is enough to send chills down the spine.

    Well, in 28 Weeks Later, we get that scene played out in front of us, and it’s a stunning disappointment. The director, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, has a jittery camera and no sense of where to point it–the chaos in many of his scenes builds no tension but only confuses the viewer. When the infected attack this crowded room, you can’t see anything, the sound effects are blurred by an overloud soundtrack (imagine what fun a sound effects guy would making his audience squirm at the gorging of zombies on this cattle-pen).

    Furthermore, Fresnadillo relies on the old horror trick of the evil killer who just won’t go away. Like Jason or Freddy or Mike Myers in Halloween, Don the Dad is everywhere in this movie. Once infected, he is not content, like all the other infected, to kill at random, no, he has to chase his kids all over London, to the point where I and a number of the audience were laughing outright. There are a dozen other marvelously funny parts, including a scene where everyone climbs into a car and closes the vents to save them from chemical weapons (what?), and a scene right out of Grindhouse’s Planet Terror, with a ‘copter using its blades to chop up the zombies. That’s fine for the ridiculous Planet Terror, but for 28 Weeks Later, supposedly realistic, one can’t imagine a soldier risking his life bringing his chopper blades so close to the ground, or flinging buckets of infected blood hither and yon.

    For a movie that bears the responsibility of criticizing the U.S. Military and making a serious zombie film, I was struck by the fact that the principals here are all white and good-looking. Apparently no blacks were allowed back into London, nor Pakistanis or Indians. The military doctor is the usual babe (give Boyle credit in Days for peopling his England with unattractive types), the army man a hunk, and the kids a pair of beauties.

    28 Weeks Later’s greatest failing is that it is simply a bore. There’s nothing wrong with critizing our involvement in Iraq–in fact, I welcome that. But it must be in service to the story, just as character quirks, sex scenes, etc. must. This is, after all, a summer’s entertainment, 28 Weeks Later and not Iraq in Fragments (though that film was much more compelling than this one). Fresnadillo drops the ball entirely, wasting his tense opening in a film that has little to carry you through to its predictable ending (and one that is borrowed, in mood, from the superior, though criticized for its lack of meaning, Dawn of the Dead).

    But it says volumes about our involvement in Iraq. For us liberals who argued against the war from the beginning, it’s nice to see our concern dribbling into the movies. But this is the best we can do? A simplistic and yawn-inducing horror film? Between 28 Weeks Later and the lauded Land of the Dead (yet another failure that was regaled for its criticisms of Bush and Co.) there’s a pair of bad movies elevated only by their loathing of this president. Perhaps that’s the secret to making a critically acclaimed sequel: join the zeitgeist and pad a weak script by critiquing current failed policy. This is hardly bold–by now it is de rigueur to say that we’re failing in Iraq. But if it makes critics and filmmakers feel better about themselves…

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  • Swimsuit models. The real ones.

    “Barkers.” This is an old-school term for the girls (and yes, they are girls of a kind) that pimp cars at the Auto Shows. Depending upon your neck of the woods in the automotive world these “car show girls” (I struggle with this lexicon) can be found in all stages of dress and undress.

    I was recently, for example, at an event in Florida where I had the chance to audition a number of lovely “Barkers” (look, I picked up a copy of Susan Faludi’s Backlash last night and I am writing in fear) for a client.

    Because I WAS in Florida, and because IT WAS hot and humid and because I kid you not, the keynote model for the show was currently under contract with a Bob Guccione publication (that’s Bob himself, not his son), I felt I had to audition some real talent.

    I know what you are thinking–what does this post have to do about cars? Or perhaps, “wait a minute, aren’t Auto Shows keynoted by guys named Wally instead of Wanda?”

    Well, I admit it. I did not attend a car show.

    While I won’t reveal the show I attended, I DID use old-fashioned automotive parlance to let my client know the type of talent I was looking for. I simply said I was, “looking for a “Barker” of the type found at car shows” instead of “um, I am thinking about hiring the hottest Brazilian swimwear models in South Florida.”

    And from automotive realism an adolescent fantasy was fulfilled.

  • Mom

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    There’s nothing culinary about cold, smeared toast and rubbery scrambled eggs thrust towards my sleeping head. But that kind of meal isn’t for filling the stomach, it’s for filling the heart.

    On Mother’s Day, I think less about what I deserve to get and more about what I still hope to give. There’s so much more to show, so much more to taste and discuss and cry about and laugh with…

    Will my beautiful and ungraceful daughter be adventurous enough to find and appreciate an off-the-path cafe during her first trip to Spain? Will she ever embrace fish? Will she understand the power of a woman who grabs the list and confidently orders the wine? Coming home from work, smelling like pizza, she’s beginning to love the industry she ignored for so long …

    Will my logical and mathematical son ever learn to ignore the recipe and work from his gut? Will he move beyond the simple rolls in his sushi journey? Can he learn to stop fearing every bit of mold on a piece of cheese? Paradoxically, this one will always try something unfamiliar from the menu…

    Will the awkward athlete finally understand that I am not trying to poison him with whole grains? Will he ever grasp the idea that what you eat can either build you up or tear you down? In his future life, will he rebel against me and go kookoo for Cocoa Puffs or subconciously balance his meals with a zucchini here and there? My biggest mission is to open his eyes to see that all cheese is not alike….

    What will my fat and sassy young one remember? Will he remember the days we had to ourselves, the others trapped in school, and our lunch dates? Will he remember his four-year-old Fridays as fries-day, the day we always seek out the best spuds our towns can offer? Will he remember it like I remember Coney Island Thursdays at our local A&W with my own Mom? Sitting in the car, with our huge frosty mugs of root beer on the tray perched precariously on the window of her light blue VW Bug, I would scrape most of the onions off before I excitedly bit into my hot dog. I looked forward to that day all week, that special day when I got my Mom all to myself … a day when sharing a hot dog meant so much more than just lunch.

  • Life, life, life!

    NATURE AND GARDENING
    Get Your Hands Dirty and Your Air Clean

    2983076593.jpgQuick, go plant a tree this morning! Celebrate Arbor Day and bring new life to Powderhorn Park. The Home Depot and the National Arbor Day Foundation are heading up a 1,000 trees in 10 cities campaign to increase awareness of the importance of trees in our cities and to create healthier communities in urban areas. As part of this campaign, they’ll be hosting a tree-planting event today at 10 a.m. at Powderhorn.

    Friday at 10 a.m., Powderhorn Park, 3400 15th Ave. S., Minneapolis.

    MUSIC AND NEW MEDIA

    As we get more and more visually-centric with this current gush of new media, artists are being pushed to find creative forms of collaboration. It’s not enough anymore to just have audio; it must be accompanied with visuals — video, performance, anything to keep the eyes engaged. Minneapolis is a great place to be this weekend when it comes to blurring lines and bringing together media forms in innovative ways.

    What Came First — the Song or the Image?

    Bob copy.jpgIt doesn’t get much more innovative than this. Bob Wiseman is a Canadian singer/songwriter and filmmmaker. Remember the Canadian roots rock band Blue Rodeo? No? That’s OK. I might have been one of three people in this country to buy their album. In all fairness, they were quite good — and they’re still around — but Wiseman hasn’t played with them since 1992. Since then, he has been busy making folk and rock jazz music about explicitly political themes. But the kicker came in 2000 when Wiseman began making super 8 films and videos to accompany his music. This is a seriously multimedia event, folks. Don’t miss it. Wiseman has performed with a number of well-known acts, including The Wallflowers, Wilco, and Edie Brickell. He is currently touring with Jason Trachtenburg of the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players and Magali Meagher of The Phonemes — both unique, innovative, and beautiful in their own way.

    Another multimedia act, the Slideshow Players are best described as an indie-vaudeville-conceptual-art-rock-slideshow band. The father-mother-daughter combo set vintage slide collections to music, turning anonymous lives into pop-rock musical exposés. While it’s just dad in Minneapolis with Wiseman and Meagher, the show promises to be quite interesting.

    Saturday at 9 p.m., 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Avenue S., Minneapolis; 612-332-2903; $8.

    Remember, this show is about more than just listening. But if you want to get a strictly listening sample, click the links below.
    Listen to Bob Wiseman.
    Listen to the Slideshow Players
    Listen to the Phonemes.

    Electric Eyes: New Music and Media Festival by Christy DeSmith

    200705_electric_eyes_electro.jpgBy commissioning five pieces of original music, each of which is to be accompanied by some form of electronic media, the Southern Theater is hitting upon a big trend in the contemporary composition business. As of late, composers of all stripes have sought collaborations with video and performance artists, thus adding an element of spectacle that blurs the lines between concert, play, and even film. On the docket for the first-ever a Electric Eyes festival: Acoustic playing by New York composer and violinist Todd Reynolds is filtered through a multi-channel manipulative device.

    The reverberating sounds of the improvisational Minneapolis band Electropolis get video and aerialist accompaniment. VJ Neverwas, a well-known Electropolis collaborator, combines his handpicked video clips with live, electronically mixed music. And an emerging composer named J. Anthony Allen combines his own electronic sound installations with metronomic images.

    Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., Sunday at 7 p.m., Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-1725; $15/show ($27 for 2, $35 for all).

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    Theatre Unbound and The 365 National Festival

    Parks copy.jpgSeveral years ago, Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Suzan-Lori Parks got an idea to write a play a day for a year. The resulting play cycle, 365 Days/365 Plays, is a daily meditation on an artistic life. Some plays are very short, less than a page. Others last forever. This weekend, Minneapolis is participating in The 365 International Film Festival, a grassroots premiere of the play cycle with over 700 theaters from around the country. Enjoy a progressive-dinner-style romp through the Parks’s wild world of art. Each room holds something completely new and wonderful, and a new play starts every 10 minutes. See one or two, or stay for them all.

    Saturday at 7 p.m., The College of St. Catherine, Coeur de Catherine Classrooms, 2004 Randolph Avenue, St. Paul; 612-721-1186; free. (Free parking in O’Shaughnessy event parking lot)

    Also opening tonight is The Red Nose at Bedlam Theater.

    ART
    Witness the Birth of Art

    labor_room2.jpgWhat better way to celebrate Mothers’ Day than in The Labor Room? No, silly, not a labor and delivery room; just a labor room, an artistic labor room. Twenty visual artists will come together in a common studio to transform inspiration into art in a variety of media. Think you have the muse in you? The weekend-long event is open to the public in an effort to expose and share the creative process. Stop on by to watch and learn, inspire or be inspired. Witness the creation from start to finish –oil and acrylic painting, drawing, sculpture, ceramic barrel firing, screen- printing, and photography. Plus, join the Artist Reception on Friday from 7 – 9 p.m.

    Friday and Saturday from 4-9 p.m., Sunday from 1-6 p.m., Center for Independent Artists, 4137 Bloomington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-724-8392.

    More art? Check out The Dutch Opera, painting by Jil Evans, at Form + Content Gallery.

    BOOKS & AUTHORS
    The Woman Cometh

    mayaweb.jpgLooking for a great Mothers’ Day gift for mom? Take her to see Dr. Maya Angelou this Saturday or Sunday. Whatever this woman has to say will be well worth it. Clearly a poet at the core of her being, Angelou has earned success as a playwright, a best-selling author, a professor, a historian, a civil-rights activist, an actress, a producer, and a director. This woman is without a doubt one of the great voices of contemporary literature. Go partake of her essence.

    Saturday at 3 p.m., The O’Shaughnessy, College of St. Catherine Campus, 2004 Randolph Avenue, St. Paul; 651-690-6700; $36.

    For more things to do this weekend check out our Events Listing. And don’t forget the Jewish Film Festival wraps up this weekend, and The 2007 Twin Cities Tibetan Film Festival kicks off at the Riverview Theater.

  • Why We Need Newspapers

    The most emailed story of yesterday’s New York Times was a story about how doctors, particularly psychiatrists, were receiving payment from manufacturers of various drugs used to treat various psychiatric conditions. It detailed, in particular, how children were being prescribed powerful drugs, for non-indicated uses, and how the receipt of honoraria by the doctors was oddly coincidental with their propensity to prescribe said drugs.

    It appeared on the front page of The Times, and jumped inside. It occupied about 60 column inches, not including three large photos. The same story appeared on the front page of yesterday’s Strib, too. Well, it was sort of the same story. It was plucked from the Times and edited down to about 33 column inches. (It’s probably also worth a mention that the Strib’s editing included taking out all the names of the Minnesota doctors, save one. One would think the doctors who were taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from drug companies might be the crux of the story. And it probably would be if you weren’t a Strib editor trying to make room for the much bigger story of Moorhead State banning cigarette smoking that occupied the main position on the front page. Oh yeah, there were the school kids who were collecting $58 for Darfur. That’s front page news, too.)

    Now, in itself, the NY Times story on the front page of the Strib isn’t noteworthy because, hell, a large portion of the Strib every day is cadged from other papers.

    What is worth noticing however, is that this scandalous story was about doctors in Minnesota. Yup, the NY Times has the reporters to come in here and get an important story right under the very noses of the hometown team.

    Of course, the hometown team here is looking a lot like Sid Hartman’s fabled “Little Sisters of the Poor” being tossed on the field against the New York Yankees.

    How does this happen? I prefer to look at it from the positive side. The Times is owned by a family that cares about their role in society, and the role of a great newspaper in helping keep our country great. They accept lower profits in order to accomplish their role.

    But, while papers like the Strib self destruct in their never ending quest for increasing quarterly profits, The Times, The Washington Post, and The Wall Street Journal, which are all still family controlled, are going to end up looking a lot like Toyota looks now to Ford and General Motors.

    It’s the long term view. It’s the mind set that the quality of the product is paramount for the long term success of the business. It’s rare in American business, and even rarer in the American newspaper business. And when a private equity firm owner is looking for the quick flip, it’s so rare as to be nonexistent.

    p.s. Here’s another story from The Times today. It didn’t require the same sort of investigation as the above mentioned story, but it sure put an exclamation point on what drug companies are up to. Even wonder how these drug pushers get to pay a fine that amounts to a small portion of their profits, but selling a dime at Seventh and Hennepin will get you jail time?

  • Broken Record: Breathing Life Into The White Sox, And The Catch

    What?

    What?

    What the hell do you want me to say? Everybody and their crazy uncle is out there saying something, saying all manner of ridiculous somethings, and you expect me to shed some fresh light on this baseball team?

    Forget it.

    I’ll say this, I guess, even though I’m sure it’s already been said plenty of times already: Torii Hunter’s catch last night was the best catch I’ve ever seen him make. It was, in fact, the best catch I’ve ever seen anyone make. I was there, and the instant that ball was hit there wasn’t any way Hunter was going to catch it. He never even managed to get turned around, never even managed to turn his head, yet somehow he not only found the ball but caught it.

    It was a marvelous thing to see.

    The rest? Not so marvelous.

    Not so marvelous at all.

  • The Neal Justin Fun Factor

    I see a string of legitimate questions piling up in the “comments” area, about the latest Strib carnage and other topics, and I vow to generate a post dedicated entirely to answering them in the very near future.

    But among recent comments was this one:
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    “As one who’s felt the sting of “dynamic change,” I fully empathize with the Strib staffers now on the receiving end of the same corporate lock-step speak. I’m especially sad to hear about the treatment of colleague Neal Justin. Newspaper potentates are idiots when it comes to understanding the value of a TV critic in the marketplace.
    Anyway, I’ve had my own web site, unclebarky.com, since two days after leaving The Dallas Morning News on Sept. 15. It’s a totally homegrown site that allows me to write about local and national television in the way that the gods of independent journalism intended.

    I wish everybody the best at the Strib. But as one who’s been there, it won’t be the end of your worlds.”

    Ed Bark
    former TV critic of 26 years standing at The Dallas Morning News
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    I’m not over-gilding the lily here when I say that Ed Bark was (and is) something like the dean of the nation’s TV critics. Deeply sourced, respected by the whole vertical structure of today’s television culture, from the heads of network news and entertainment divisions to anchors to fledgling sitcom divas, the self-effacing Bark is a bona fide wise man, precisely the kind of professional journalist whose word, in person or print, is well-considered, fair and often quite entertaining. The guy is a walking encyclopedia of television lore with a sly Texas lawyer’s way with a provocative question. Ed is every bit the equivalent of Pat Reusse, a trusted expert on his beat with a voice as unique and familiar as your favorite uncle.

    And the owners of the Dallas Morning News squeezed HIM out. (Ed has written about it.)

    Though it may not seem possible to believe at this moment here in Minnesota, but the Morning News’ owners, the Belo Corporation, are actually more thoughtless vulgarians than the Par Ridder/Avista Capital Partners crowd.

    Ed’s e-mail was followed not long after by this one:.
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    “The broadband revolution has brought into focus that there are indeed two types of newspaper readers, (there are actually more, but let these two stand for now).

    One is a group of people who are interested in issues, national and world politics, and events, and who bemoan the parochiality of a newspaper that covers zoning boards.

    The other is a group of people who pick up the paper to find out: Did they rezone that piece of property? Why are they putting all this silly stuff about Sarkozy and Putin in the paper?

    The groups, alas, exist in mutual incomprehensibility.”
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    The two intersected in my alleged mind at the point of trying to understand the financial value in the de-flavorized, de-voiced and dessicated journalism model now inflicted on BOTH Twin Cities newspapers, thanks in no small part to Par Ridder, (although he is clearly just the callow front man for other, far more influential forces).

    There are a lot of examples at the Strib of this counter-effective process of excising beats and voices that provide the PLEASURE and ENJOYMENT of reading a newspaper and replacing/reassigning them to the cheapskate “localism” of suburban city council meetings, high school sports and re-phrasing police blotters. Architecture critic Linda Mack comes to mind. But I don’t know Linda.

    As his former competitor though, I do know Justin. (I don’t think “full disclosure” requires me to go into a lot of detail about those night caps at the Liquid Kitty in West L.A.)

    Our running joke was that I was the TV critic who never watched TV, and who could just barely tell Geena Davis from Wayne Knight, while he was the guy who, any day, was going to bust the searing, no-holds-barred expose of the Minnesota connection to the LA porn industry. (A few more months of research and he’d have it, by God. Then it was just a matter of getting it past the copy desk.)

    More realistically, our debate was over what kind of TV coverage readers most wanted to read?

    Since I took the elitist view that adding local coverage to the latest “hot” show, the “Joe Millionare” of the moment, was both redundant, given the bales of copy available on the wires as well as professionally embarrassing, (since the implicit expectation from editors was that I was to avoid my usual acerbic take on the genre in favor of reflecting the giddy excitement of the show’s lovelorn teenage fans), I would tell Justin there was fun to be had in playing with local TV and radio characters. Over-sized egos. Craven capitulation to corporate dictums. Each and every one, God’s gift to journalism. The whole package. Day after day.

    The key, I always said, was whether the paper allowed you to apply the same voice to the beat as say a sports columnist has to his.

    Justin, who is a very entertaining character, would slam his glass on the bar top and say, mostly facetiously, “Yeah. But nobody wants to read that shit.” This was his way of reminding me that he had a much stronger stomach than I did for prime-time programming.

    And he may have been right. In telling Justin that their interest is in “straight reporting” on TV, as opposed to any kind of sports-like amalgamation of reporting/opinion and analysis, Strib management is asserting the same drab standard Ridder brought to the Pioneer Press.

    But my immediate point is that Neal, like Linda Mack and others getting shuffled away from any semblance of learned analysis, personal voice and writerly prose, delivered
    copy that was pleasurable to read and, since it doesn’t get much more local than a box blaring in your own living room, his TV stories had metro-wide relevance far beyond 10″ on a housefire in Inver Grove Heights.

    The truest description about what’s going on here in the Twin Cities, first to the Pioneer Press and now to the Star Tribune, (with worse to come as each paper enters into negotiations for new contracts, starting this month in St. Paul and next year in Minneapolis), is that
    none of this is about “saving” the newspaper, and all of it is about “selling” the newspaper.

    I’ll spare you my screed on how the recently-fired “sweet old ladies” at the Star Tribune switchboard are a prime example of the berserk redistribution of wealth going on in this country, as their meager salaries are yanked away and redirected into the already plump portfolios of Avista Capital Partners. But I will tell you I don’t understand how anybody, even a bunch of hedge fund-style sharks like Ridder and Avista, (whoever they really are), would see more bottom-line value in the monotonous, rote reporting of suburban minutiae than a “product” dusted with at least an occasional glimmer of wit, analysis based on long-term exposure to a topic or industry, and style.

    Who looks at the “broadband revolution” and says, “The secret to making money in this environment is to get duller and more homogenized, fast”?

  • A Litle Bit of This, A Little Bit of That

    MUSIC
    Sisterly Love

    dd_nubians.jpgThey’re gorgeous. They’re brilliant. They’re talented. They’re French. They’re African. They’re multicultural. They’re well-traveled and well-versed. And they draw from everything they know. Les Nubian — a singing sisters duo — bring together music from a wide range of culture, genres, and generations: reggae, Afro-beat, electronica, pop, Afro-jazz, British breakbeat, Cameroonian hip hop, and their own unique French style. Nothing crosses borders more beautifully than music. And this Afropean hip hop/R&B duo use their love of music to connect with people across the globe. In addition to working on their own material, Les Nubians have collaborated with a variety of other artists, spanning the globe and crossing genres — from Towa Tei, Black Eyed Peas, and Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek to the acclaimed Red Hot series on Red, Hot & Riot and Red, Hot & Indigo.

    Tonight Les Nubians play with local reggae/hip-hop artists The New Primitives, one of the best bands in their genre. Yes, and we’re so lucky to have them in our backyard. The New Primitives have won a number of awards, including Best Reggae Band for the past four years at the Minnesota Music Awards. Like Les Nubians, they use music as a way to bring communities together under a common voice. And, hell, it’s not just political; it can be pure pleasure too.

    9 p.m., The Cabooze, 917 Cedar Ave., Minneapolis; 612-338-6425; $24.

    Guitar Chops and Apple Sauce

    nzbw.jpgLooking for something with an all-American feel? Check out Natalia Zukerman and Craig Cardiff at Gingko. Zukerman serves up some genuine folk, bottleneck country jazz with smoky come-hither vocals and some seriously mean guitar playing. Canadian singer/songwriter Craig Cardiff surprises you with his poetry in a combination of forms from spoken word, to heart-breaking songs, to some good old-fashioned folksy stories-telling.

    7:30 pm, Gingko Coffeehouse, 721 N. Snelling Ave., St. Paul; 651-645-2647; $12.

    Watch and listen to Natalia Zuckerman.
    Listen to Craig Cardiff.

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE by Christy DeSmith
    What the Butler Saw

    postcard_web.jpgThe Burning House Group was once the darling of the local theater scene, a collective of talented young performers forged in the crucibles of such dearly departed companies as Eye of the Storm and Margolis Brown. Today, the troupe is best remembered for its hit ’97 production Knock Knock, which was an uproarious farce with plenty of mistaken identities and slamming doors. Now, the company hopes to duplicate that success by returning to its physical-performance roots.

    What the Butler Saw is a ’60s-era sexual farce smartly written by Joe Orton, the playwright most famous for his black comedy Entertaining Mr. Sloane. This vicious send-up of sexual mores takes place in a psychiatrist’s office where the characters are caught, one by one, with their pants around their ankles.

    Minneapolis Theater Garage, 711 Franklin Ave. W., Minneapolis; 612-623-9396; $10 (tonight’s preview price).

    WINE AND PHILANTHROPY
    A Toast to East Side Neighborhood Services

    I never know when to mention a fundraiser of sorts. There are so many of them. And some of them can be quite pricey. I can’t help but to consistently call out the irony of how we stuff our guts for peace, drink against domestic violence, and debauch ourselves for AIDS support. Incredible! And yet, it’s all for a good cause… for many a good cause… and as ridiculous as it may seem, it’s no joke. Let’s face the facts. If this is really the most effective way that others have found to turn our money toward good, then let’s go eat and drink, my friends. Tonight is the Eleventh Annual East Side Wine Tasting. Enjoy 200 different wines, food, music, and a silent auction — all for the benefit of East Side Neighborhood Services.

    5 – 8 p.m., Nicollet Island Pavillion, 40 Power Street, Minneapolis; 612-781-6011; $50.

    SHOPPING by Christy DeSmith
    Estate Sale Opener

    Birkeland & Associates hosts some of the best estate sales in the Twin Cities. What’s even better yet, they offer a sneak-peek of their weekend sales every Wednesday night by posting pics on their website. In fact, their professionalism makes it so easy to plan your attack–will it be the south Minneapolis brownstone or the bungalow in New Brighton?–that you won’t think twice about the morbid business of estate sale-shopping. They accept credit cards, too.

    See estatesale1.com for details.

  • How About Some Radio Ratings?

    Here are the most general ratings. All listeners 12 and older. Comparing the fourth quarter of ’06 with the first quarter of ’07.

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    KQRS-FM – 7.2 – 8.0
    WCCO-AM – 8.2 – 7.4
    KEEY-FM – 6.9 – 6.2 – (K102)
    KNOW-FM – 4.5 – 5.8 – (MPR News)
    KDWB-FM – 4.6 – 4.6
    KXXR-FM – 4.1 – 4.6 – 93X
    WLTE-FM – 6.1 – 4.5
    KTCZ-FM – 3.9 – 4.4 – Cities 97
    KSTP-FM – 4.5 – 4.0
    KSJN-FM – 3.6 – 3.7 – MPR – Classical
    KSTP-AM – 3.2 – 3.7
    KQQL-FM – 4.5 – 3.5 – KOOL 108
    KTTB-FM – 3.1 – 3.3
    KZJK-FM – 3.2 – 3.3 – JACK FM
    KFAN-AM – 3.2 – 3.2
    KTLK-FM – 1.9 – 3.1
    KCMP-FM – 1.9 – 2.1 – MPR – 89.3 The Current
    WWTC-AM – 1.0 – 1.4
    KTNF-AM – 1.7 – 1.1 – Air America
    WFMP-FM – 1.3 – 1.1 – FM 107
    KLCI-FM – 1.0 – 1.0
    WDGY-AM – 0.8 – 0.9
    WGVX-FM – 0.8 – 0.8
    KLBB-AM – 0.5 – 0.6

    In the radio business nobody much cares about those numbers, because they are all primarily selling to specific demographic groups, men (talk radio), women (modern country, “Lite” rock, FM 107), teens (KDWB), etc.

    Here are the overall ratings for adults 25-54. Comparing the first quarter of ’06 with the first quarter of ’07.

    Important note: MPR is not allowed to release its ratings for any category other than 12+. Historically though their stations rank at least as high among adults as the 12+ crowd, and often significantly higher. So factor that into what follows.

    KQRS – 12.3 – 10.7
    Cities 97 – 5.7 – 6.0
    K102 – 8.1 – 5.8
    93X – 4.6 – 5.0
    KS95 – 4.6 – 4.8
    JACK-FM – 4.2 – 4.8
    WLTE – 5.4 – 4.4
    KFAN – 4.8 – 4.4
    WCCO – 3.3 – 3.8
    KOOL 108 – 4.5 – 3.7
    AM 1500 – 3.2 – 3.1
    KDWB – 3.5 – 3.0
    KTLK – 1.7 – 3.0
    KTTB – 2.8 – 2.7
    WWTC – 1.4 – 1.2
    FM 107 – 1.7 – 1.2
    Air America – 1.0 – 0.7

    If you’re interested in morning drive, (6-10 am), every station’s most critical “daypart”. Check this out.

    KQRS – 23.7 – 21.2
    93X – 3.5 – 5.8
    WCCO – 4.1 – 4.8
    K102 – 6.7 – 4.8
    Cities97 – 3.9 – 4.4
    Jack FM – 3.0 – 4.2
    KS95 – 4.2 – 4.1
    WLTE – 4.2 – 3.9
    KFAN – 3.5 – 3.9
    KDWB – 3.5 – 3.0

    (Yeah, Tom Barnard STILL kills everything else in sight. Note to ‘CCO. K102 and the rest … work more fecal material into your act.)

    Afternoon drive? (3-7 pm). The second most critical?

    K102 – 7.6 – 6.7
    KS95 – 5.8 – 6.6
    KFAN – 6.5 – 6.2
    Cities 97 – 6.0 – 5.6
    KQRS – 6.6 – 5.5
    AM 1500 – 6.6 – 5.5
    Jack FM – 4.1 – 4.5
    93X – 3.7 – 4.5
    WLTE – 4.9 – 4.3
    KTLK – 1.4* – 3.9

    It was a tough quarter for “radio country” over at K102. Overall, I’d say 93X won the diary lottery this time around, and KTLK shows an up-tick in audience share, to maybe 40% of what they need to cover their nut. (So they can (*) thank God they cleared that lefty moonbat and his excessively blonde partner out of drivetime.)

    My permanent Arbitron disclaimer: The Arbitron ratings are, in my opinion, the most unscientific and utterly valueless of any ratings system I know. Who among us would bother to ACCURATELY record in a written diary every 15 minutes of radio they listened to day in and day out? Almost no one. The current Arbitron “survey” is primarily a study in habituation, not actual usage. It’s ridiculous.

    But now coming over the horizon … the radio industry will be stood on its head once the entire country begins “reporting” via the so-called People Meters, a small device which Arbitron volunteers wear and which automatically records a coded signal from whatever source they are REALLY listening to, every time they punch a car radio button or tap away to Kenny G at work.

    My prediction? Time spent listening to music stations will fall through the floorboards.

  • What's a Go go?

    Look_6.jpgAn update on the Target Go International project:

    But first, I should say that, in the past, these “flights of fashion” have had me on the edge of my seat. I was very excited, for example, about the Proenza Schouler line. Actually, to let ya’all in on a little secret: My local Salvation Army store often offers a sneak-peek of the Go wares–months in advance–because Target’s style lab donates its product samples to that store. In any case, early indication (a PS for Target spring coat with three-quarter sleeves) was good. But the line ended up being a disappointment. What a boxy bunch of cardboard-hard knockoffs those PS blouses and long shorts turned out to be!

    I have higher hopes for Go’s recent arrival from American designer Patrick Robinson, who seems to have hit upon the Ibiza resort look (see the lady in danger of nip slip above) when designing these discount duds.

    Just announced today: On the Go horizon for fall is London designer Alice Temperley, whose latest collection has a textured, and yet nomadic, feel. I can’t wait to see what she does on the cheap.