Month: August 2007

  • Hairspray: A Strange Little Ray of Hope

    by Ann Bauer

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    There are hundreds of movies that have informed, moved, touched, piqued, or entertained me, but only a handful that have filled me with unmitigated joy: Bringing Up Baby, an off-the-wall 1938 Katharine Hepburn/Cary Grant comedy; Bagdad Cafe, a film from 1988 that got mixed reviews but has one of the most haunting soundtracks I’ve ever heard; and strangely, last year’s biopic about Leonard Cohen, I’m Your Man, which caused me to leave the theater weeping and grateful for reasons I couldn’t even name.

    Add to these the current release of Hairspray.

    I’ll admit, I haven’t seen the original John Waters version. (I know, I know, this is an egregious omission in my own personal film education.) But I’ve been told that it’s “campy.” Come to think of it, that’s the only adjective I’ve heard applied to it. And the truth is that I’m not a big fan of camp. In my experience, life is odd and dissonant and colorful and wonderfully inconsistent all on its own; you don’t need to heighten these elements in order to make a point.

    The 2007 release of Hairspray, still in theaters today, is not particularly campy. It’s remarkably sweet — so sweet, in fact, that I was leery at first. When the film opened with a robust, stiff-haired teenager bounding out of bed and dashing into the streets of Kennedy-era Baltimore to sing, I steeled myself for treacle. Somehow, though, despite scads of bouffy-haired young people crooning ballads, the film managed to avoid this. And halfway through, I realized it had become a tract on everything that is wholesome, righteous, moral, and good, while raising real issues about human dignity and cultural standards of beauty.

    I’m not saying Hairspray is realistic — it isn’t. But that’s what’s so great about it. Sit down to watch this movie and you get to enter a world where black and white DO become equal, where the fat girl dances to wild applause, and where family means everything.

    Also, there’s Queen Latifah, without a doubt that most fabulous female icon since Mae West, walking with golden hair and a flickering candle, singing in that scorching voice. And the tenderest, most romantic scene of the last decade played out between Christopher Walken and John Travolta — proving, at least to this mostly jaded viewer, that a great movie can open up and show you something new and unexpected. What a joy that is.

  • Music — Seen and Unseen

    MUSIC & FILM
    See the Unseen, Listen to the Sound

    398731216_m.jpgIt’s not much of a secret by now, but the Sound Unseen Festival opens this evening. The 8th annual film and music festival brings together live music with music documentaries, rare concert footage, and music videos. Explore Minnesota’s rich music history. Tonight’s opening event includes a screening of 7 Nights in the Entry — a 1981 concert film with performances by The Replacements, Husker Du, Fine Arts, The Dads, Things Fall Down, Hypstrz, The Neglectors, Rusty Jones & The Generals, The Situation, Wilma & The Wilburs, Stagger Lee, and Peer Group — and the 2nd Annual Artist of Distinction Awards — honoring Trinidadian music master Tony Paul, rapper and poet Dessa (of Doomtree), and ConRad Sverkerson of First Avenue — with live music and tributes.

    FILM: 7 p.m., Riverview Theater, 3800 42nd Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-729-7369; $7. LIVE PERFORMANCES: 9:30 p.m., 7th Street Entry, 701 First Ave. N., Minneapolis; 612-332-1775; $5.

    MUSIC
    Mexican Jazz

    sacbebg.jpgWhen we think of Mexican music, we tend to think of mariachis, rancheras, and norteño. Truth be told, like most other Latin American countries, Mexico also had a solid jazz core — however hidden. And this evening, you have a rare opportunity to explore and enjoy it. Mexico City’s seminal jazz group Sacbé, featuring Twin Cities bassist Enrique Toussaint and brothers Eugenio and Fernando, will be performing with guest artists for a triple celebration: the 30th anniversary of Sacbé, the release of Enrique’s latest CD Communidad, and Fernando’s 50th birthday. And if I know my Latino brothers at all, this will be quite a celebration! Special guests will include original Sacbé reed man Jon Crosse, percussionist Marc Anderson, Liz Kuivinen Toussaint, singer Stokley Williams, pianist Peter Schimke, Shai Hayo, Kathleen Johnson, guitarist Billy McLaughlin, Dirk Freymouth, Erick Toussaint, Chuck Smith, David Iwataki, and Kirk Johnson.

    7:30 p.m., The Cedar, 416 Cedar Ave. South, Minneapolis; 612-338-2674; $12.

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    Puppets, Music, Spoken Word

    99_SAINT POST FRONT2.jpgStill falling under the umbrella of today’s major music theme, is tonight’s opening of The Saint Plays. Written by Erik Ehn, and adapted and directed by Alison Heimstead, The Saint Plays uses puppets, masks, live music, and spoken word to explore the lives of five saints through vignettes that begin as modern human stories and burst out into ecstatic truths inspired by the saints’ rebellious and transcendent acts.

    7:30 p.m., Open Eye Figure Theater, 506 E. 24th St., Minneapolis; tonight only — pay what you can.

  • Sweet Dreams, Always, Dog Of My Soul

     

     

    You were born thirteen years and seven months ago, in the middle of a January night so cold the defroster in my old pickup truck wouldn’t work on the drive to the emergency clinic. You were the last pup born, the runt of the litter, and I watched in exhausted wonder as you were delivered and held aloft like one more beautiful wish that had been granted, a dream made flesh, at a time when so many beautiful wishes were being granted and dreams being made flesh that I thought my life was charmed beyond measure.

    It was. And in a way that no one who has not shared their life with a dog can ever understand you were inextricably tangled up with every one of my dreams and blessings. You spent your first days in a box in my little attic apartment on Pleasant Avenue. You were the first of the litter to figure out how to scale the sides of the box and make your way to my bed, and that was when I knew you were mine.

    Throughout our life together, you went everywhere I went. You traveled, swam, ran, hiked, and rambled with me all over the country and up into Canada. You were always nothing but at home, whether in the backseat of a car or at a five-star hotel.

    You spent a lot of time in the backseat of cars.

    When you weren’t in the backseat of a car, you were right by my side, or moving with your calm curiosity somewhere in front of me, connected either by the tether of your leash or simply by your unflagging connection to me, and to us.

    You were our guide dog. You took us places we otherwise would never have gone, compelled us to pull aside in out-of-the-way towns to investigate and allow you to nose around. You forced us to seek lodging in places interesting enough to welcome you as a guest. You were our ambassador, our introduction to all manner of oddballs and genuinely wonderful people.

    At home you would settle into your green chair while I sat on the floor beneath you, rummaging through books and listening to music and trying to tell stories. We kept that vigil together, night after night, too often into the early hours of the morning, and eventually you, too, learned to live on Hong Kong time. You learned to sit patiently through some of the thorniest, most bracing music ever committed to tape, and in time I honestly believe you grew to enjoy Roscoe Mitchell and Albert Ayler and Sun Ra and Cecil Taylor. They, and countless others like them, were the soundtrack to our long nights together in that room crowded with records and books.

    You had a lot of names: Willis. The Cheetah. Cheetah Boy. Buddy Klunk. Buddha. The Boy. Good Boy.

     

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    You had seven original Sweet Dreamers who slept by your side: Hairy Man, Snowman, Bumble, Pork Chop, Monkey, Alf, and Creature. Dozens more piled up next to your bed over the years, and each one was assigned a name. You remembered each of those names and could keep them straight, which was one of your many peculiar gifts.

    You had many peculiar gifts. You had many gifts, period.

    You could run like no dog I’d ever seen, and had an extra gear which could be exhausting. But you knew when gentle was called for, and would instinctively attach yourself to the most vulnerable person in a room.

    Time after time you demonstrated conclusively that you were a dog who was most at home in the country, where you could ramble freely, but you never raised a fuss. You never strayed. You couldn’t stand a mess, and couldn’t bring yourself to destroy even things that were made for dogs to destroy. Or eat. You would carry a rawhide pretzel around, but you would never get around to untangling it.

    You were patient. You were calm. You laughed and sang. You would sprawl with your head in my lap for hours at a time, and the smell behind your ears became one of my favorite smells in the world. You gave me birthday cards and Christmas presents, and every day during the month of December you would go and sit beneath the advent calendar in the kitchen to see what wonders waited behind that day’s window.

    Honest to God, you did. I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it every year.

    We had a secret place –Dog World: like all the best places not quite imaginary, not quite real– that we explored together.

    I routinely wrote things on my hand that I wanted to tell you, places that I wanted to take you. One such note is written there now.

    I often told you that I was together as long as you breathed.

    I often told you that evolution could mean nothing to me when I looked into your blue eyes.

    There were times –many, many, many times– when you were my only lamp in the darkness. At the bottom of every day we prayed together to the God of the Seven Sweet Dreamers, and every time at the conclusion of our prayer you gave me two kisses. Always two kisses. Even tonight, as I held you in my arms in the wet grass and you prepared, with your characteristic patience and dignity, to die.

    Even tonight, when I had finished with my prayer to the God of the Seven Sweet Dreamers, you raised your head one last time and gave me my two kisses.

    And then you left another hole in my world.

    I know how weak and hungry you were at the end, so I put food and water out for you when I got home tonight, just in case.

    And now I’m not sure I know how to go about the world without a dog at the end of my arm.

    I wish you peace, my boy. I wish you nothing but sweet dreams. I desperately want to believe that you will live forever.

    I don’t much care if there’s an afterlife for humans, but this morning, just as every other morning, I will throw my head back, show my teeth to the God of All Sweet Dreamers, and pray that there’s a heaven for dogs, and that you are running there now, and remembering us.

     

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  • No Dylan

    Bob Dylan and Elvis Costello join forces for their tours, but Costello will come alone to Minneapolis.

  • Eddie Griffin runs SUV into a train, dead at 25

    As the blues tune laments, some folks are born under a bad sign, and Eddie Griffin was one. Despite all the stupid, wrong-headed things Griffin did to sabotage his basketball career, not to mention his life, over and over again, I never heard one of his teammates or basketball bosses speak of him in anger, only sadness and concern, or, when he was really going well a couple years back, guarded optimism and a sense of quiet but fierce protection. In the locker room, Griffin spoke in a shy monotone, almost never smiled nor grimaced, even when KG was singing his praises from the adjoining locker.

    And yet the demons obviously ran deep. On the court, regardless of the advice given him, you could see that Griffin lived to block shots and shoot three-pointers, dedicating himself to those tasks–he was masterful at one, miserable at the other–with an almost autistic focus. He did inexplicable things, like fail to get eye surgery that could have–or at least should have–dramatically improved his game. He was an inscrutable dude. Off the court, the mystery darkened. Griffin’s rap sheet was tragicomically long and sordid. After getting himself booted off his college team as a freshman and bounced off his first, and then second, NBA squad, for various incidents related to drug use, violence and depression, Griffin landed with the Timberwolves. And for a few blissful months it seemed like a mutually beneficial relationship.

    But Griffin justifiably endured his share of bad jokes after the incident last off-season, when he was allegedly masturbating at the time of his car accident and, confronted with the damage, offered to replace the damaged car with anything but a Bentley. It is amazing to think that little more than a year later, having pissed away at least three distinct second-chances, Griffin would ignore a railroad intersection warning and crash through the barrier into a moving train at 1:30 in the morning last Friday, creating a conflagration that required dental records to identify the body. The blessing is that he apparently took no one with him on the final ride down.

  • Eat with Your Hands

    BOOZE AND EATS
    Celebrate the Cold One

    a_c6731b1862e63b684e331147f2691ade.jpgNot every night is made for elegance. This just might be a Juicy Lucy night, a brat night, or mmmm, a beer and wings night. Normally, I wouldn’t expect a lot of partying on a Tuesday, but tonight is the second Groveland Tap Summit Summer Celebration. What does the mean exactly? Well, cheap beer, for one — $1 pints of Summit, music from 8 to 10 p.m., a raffle and prizes, and of course, cheap food — $2 brats and $ .25 wings.

    6 p.m., Groveland Tap, 1834 St Clair Ave, St Paul; 651-699-5058.

    BOOKS, ART & EATS
    Schmooze with a Burger and a Beer

    Join the book arts community for some scintillating backyard B.S. — take it however you like, bullshit or book social; it’s your call. (Let’s face it; it’s probably a little bit of both.) Socialize, hob-nob, and engage in your own show-and-tell on the back patio at Grumpy’s, just down the street from the Minnesota Center for Book Arts.

    7 p.m., Grumpy’s Bar & Grill, 1111 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-9738, (MN Center for Book Arts) 612-215-2520.

    MUSIC
    You’re Due for a Simple Rock Show

    962461599_m.jpgA night made for burgers and beer should be rounded out with a rock show — nothing out of the ordinary, just some solid rock-n-roll. And the 400 Bar has just the thing, a lineup of several different bands — my fellow Brooklyn-ites, Pela; The New Constitution; The Sexy Bang; and local punksters Small Kitchen Appliances (whom who can catch tomorrow night at the Varsity as well).

    8 p.m., 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis, 612-332-2903; $8.

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day

    sandwich_y.jpg“It’s 7 a.m. You wake up with a nasty wad of gum in your hair. Trip on your skateboard. Drop your sweater in a sinkful of water. And your brothers express interest in trading you for some roller blades. And now it’s only 7:15 a.m.! As bad days go, it’s tough to top Alexander’s. He’s the funniest fed-up kid ever, and this is one of the coolest musicals ever.” What more does one have to say? It’s about the best kids book ever — maybe even the best book ever — and it’s being performed by our fabulous Children’s Theater Company. It opens today and runs through October. Don’t miss it.

    7 p.m., The Children’s Theater Company, 2400 3rd Ave. S., Minneapolis; $15.

  • Genius-on-a-Stick

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    It’s that time of year when finding cutting edge eats means turning your back on the hoi-polloi and shaking hands with the common man. Forget your foams and chuck your sous vide, it’s all about the stick.

    The pioneers of fry-technology and stuffing-science are in high demand as we ponder what’s in store for 2007. How do they get that hotdish to stay on the stick? Is there anyone mad enough to attempt to engineer a Sloppy Joe for Stick Gastronomy? Hell yeah. Last year’s innovators succeeded and seem willing to push the envelope one more time in a that risky courtship of fanny-packers and the stroller mafia.

    New Food for 2007
    Axel’s: Sloppy Joes OAS (on-a-stick)
    Blue Moon Dine-In Theater: Peanut-butter hot dog
    Bridgeman’s: kickin’ it old-school with old fashioned ice cream sodas
    Coasters: Deep fried crumb coated apple fries
    Famous Fave’s: Pork knuckle sandwich and Kool-Aid pickles (I’m glad they changed from last year’s pickles which tasted like greasy relish)
    French Meadow Bakery: Rocky road scones OAS
    Fried Fruit: a newbie stand, offering batter dipped fried fruit
    Mike’s Hamburgers: Deep fried hot dog wrap OAS (yawn)
    O’Garas: Deep fried corned beef and cabbage OAS (pass me a Harp)
    Old English Fish and Chips: calamari (doused with malt vinegar, brilliant!)
    Potato Skins: Buffalo chips and cheese
    Rajun Cajun: Breakfast bread bowls and jambalaya
    Sausage Sister and Me: Introducing the Uffda Brat…Norske sausage wrapped in lefse (yah sure, you betcha)
    Scotch Eggs: Butterscotch cake OAS
    SPAM Burgers: SPAM burgers and fried SPAM curds (this one will garner all the buzz from the media foodiphiles)
    Tejas: BLP (bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo) quesadilla
    Ultimate Confections: S’mores OAS
    West Indies Soul Cafe: Fried plantains