Year: 2007

  • Unsung Heroes of Beer

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    Yesterday, I spent a few delicious hours as a judge for the Town Hall Brewery’s Chili Cook-Off. There were definitely interesting ingredients used in some of the dishes: zucchini, venison, curry, cocoa. Challenging the very definition of chili was one dish with a cream base and another that consisted solely of beef cubes and sauce, no beans, nothing else. Sadly, there were no entries that could be called blow-up-my-membranes hot, as I was gleefully expecting. I know we’re Minnesotans, but come on people! Can you really find any other folks more deserving of fiery foods than those willing to venture out on a briskly -4 degree day?

    I think of myself as a chili traditionalist, but I have to reward the innovators. I gave the dish that used cocoa powder high marks because, What A Pleasing Surprise!

    The bigger surpise was the Town Hall Brewery itself. Even though it is located in the Seven Corners area, it’s not your average slimy-floored college bar. It’s smart and comfortable and above all, a kick-ass brewery.

    While I was waiting for the tasting to begin, I was introduced to a seasonal beer named Retreating Darkness (points for that). Brewed with Peace Coffee (more points), this American black ale has the darkness of a stout with all the rich aromas and java overtones, without being a full meal. I could never have had a Guiness while sampling 18 chilis, but the two pints of Retreating Darkness served me well. Maybe that’s why I liked the cocoa laced chili so much, it complemented my beer perfectly.

    More points for Town Hall:

    1. They do this chili thing (on a smaller scale) every Sunday night. For a measly $6, you get a pint of beer and all the chili you can eat. Sounds like a perfect Sunday Night Blues beater to me.

    2. Humble and diligent (admirable qualities in a brew-pub), the brew boys are serious about crafting the best beers around. Don’t just take my word for it, take the word of the judges from the Great American Beer Festival.

    3. Although you can’t buy bottles from your local liquor store, you can buy a big jug of beer, known as a growler, directly from the bar. And it’s cheaper when you bring it back for a refill.

    I don’t know, maybe a growler full of Retreating Darkenss and a scorching bowl of chili could be the ultimate Valentine’s Day dinner set-up.

  • Roe Family Singers

    I’ve been meaning to mention this: If ever you’re lookin’ for a pleasant Monday night outing, consider a trip to the 331 to catch the weekly concert put on by The Roe Family Singers. Quillan Roe is the frontman of this new-ish, husband and wife band. Some of you might remember him from his days leading the excellent country group Accident Clearinghouse–their heyday was in mid to late 90s, and perhaps encapsulated by the catchy tune “I Wasn’t Ready.” Accident Clearinghouse is still considered a band, probably. But the Roe Family sound strikes me as being a lil’ bit softer, a lil’ bit more palatable to this thrity-something listener. Quillan’s voice, as always, is just delicious. Check ’em out, hey!

  • Morning Drive Radio Ratings

    A few people have asked about ratings for Twin Cities radio’s morning drive shows, usually the biggest revenue producer of the day for most stations. Here they are, with exclamations of bewilderment at the bottom.

    Share of Twin Cities adults 25-54 listening from 6 am to 10 am, Oct-Dec. ’06.

    1. KQRS-FM 19.1
    2. KTIS-FM 6.7
    3. 93X -FM 5.7
    4. K102-FM 5.5
    5. KS95-FM 5.2
    (tie)KNOW-FM 5.2
    7. WCCO-AM 4.5
    8. WLTE-FM 4.2
    9. KDWB-FM 4.1
    10. JACK-FM 3.7
    11. Cities 97 3.7
    12. KFAN-AM 3.5
    13. KOOL 108 3.1
    14. B96-FM 2.5
    15. Air America 1.9
    16. The Current 1.9
    17. AM 1500 1.8
    18. KMOJ-FM 1.7
    19. FM 107 1.6
    20. KSJN-FM 1.6
    21. KTLK 0.9
    22. The Patriot 0.8

    A few things that should jump out at you here:

    Head-banging 93X pulling a bigger ADULT audience than K102, KS95 and a couple other middle-age venues? WTF? I thought the younger crowd was dialing OUT radio for MP3, iTunes, etc?

    KQ92 still dominates — hell, CRUSHES — the competition. Proving the eternal appeal of bowel and feces humor.

    JACK FM is tied with Cities97. Is one on to something while the other is slipping? Is Cities’ crowd the real personal music crowd, and therefore weaning itself off radio?

    KNOW, significantly ahead of WCCO, (through an election season), is now, without question, the area’s principal source for actual news, as opposed to feel-good infotainment or partisan bullshit. ‘CCO might ask itself how to go about grabbing back some of MPR’s well-heeled, well-educated demographic?

    Air America — the woefully produced, low-powered, miserably underfunded “lefty-liberal” AM station is not only marginally ahead of AM 1500’s stale, formulaic morning acts, but is DOUBLING the audience of lavishly-promoted 100,000 watt, Fox News-based FM KTLK, (where I briefly worked). Two words: “Holy shit.” OK, three words: “Holy f**king shit.”

    Oh, wait. It gets worse. KMOJ-FM, with a signal that barely exceeds a 10-block radius and is now operating out of a broom closet, has as big an audience of adults as KTLK and the hyper right-wing Patriot … COMBINED.

  • Russert V. Edwards

    When I’m in the market for Sunday morning Beltway bloviation, I generally prefer Stephanopoulos to Russert. A: I like ABC’s roundtable, especially when Fareed Zakaria and George Will lock up. B: Cokie Roberts perfectly personifies D.C. group-think. There is no better example of limp. Georgetown cocktail punditry this side of David Broder. And I like that. Roberts provides a valuable service. I think its important to maintain contact with so reliable a barometer for craven pandering to shifting political fortune. And C: For as connected and savvy as Russert is about horse race politics, I’m constantly dismayed at the way he maneuvers for the “gotcha” question and resulting simplistic headlines.

    With the ’08 election only two light years away I remain a fan of former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards. In stark contrast to the confederacy of cynical dunces who have driven the truck of state so deep into the ditch, Edwards has always impressed me as being both serious and smart. Very smart. Smart enough to know there’s no way to explain his vote authorizing force in Iraq other than to say it was a mistake and hope that the public is finally in a mood to appreciate a politician willing to say he, (or SHE), was wrong and has recalculated accordingly.

    Russert had Edwards on for the entire hour this morning, (which he says he will do for other major candidates … but I’ll be amazed if he does for the likes of Sam Brownback and Tom Vilsack). Russert played the usual tapes of Edwards supporting the war resolution in ’02 and tap-dancing around the question of pulling the plug in the last weeks of the ’04 campaign. Edwards didn’t flinch. He continued to concede his error and say that, like everyone else, he should be held accountable for what he says and does.

    All that was fine. Holding government accountable is a primary function of the press. But the example of Russert maneuvering for low-brow, “gotcha bounce”, where The Drudge Reports of the world can grab a headline pulled straight ” … from ‘Meet the Press’ “, is when like some B-list Buffalo radio jock … he asks Edwards, “Are you saying you’ll raise taxes … ” to pay for various improvements in health care coverage.

    Edwards’ response was a quick and honest, “Yes.” Which gets points for honesty. Anyone who says they’ll improve one thing about this country’s health care mess without taxing SOMEONE is swimming in bullshit. But obviously, everything about health care reform is eye-glazingly complicated, including how and who you tax to improve it. Edwards, well-prepared like a top-rate trial lawyer, had his ducks in line and ran through a sound-bite tested string of likely fixes, including pulling down Bush’s tax cuts for the upper 10% and perhaps adding taxation to the health care industry. (More taxes on, say, United Health!? The horror! The outrage! Can’t you just hear Limbaugh spinning that into new, onerous taxes on “working class Americans”?)

    Anyway, Russert nodded as Edward ran through his checklist of possible new funding sources and responded, not by asking for a specific on who in the health establishment might be in his gun-sights for new taxation — which would have been interesting and truly NEWS worthy. Instead, Horse Race Russert’s only reaction to Edwards’ quick list of revenue options was to repeat, for headline writers everywhere, “So you’d raise taxes?”

    You run a tightly scripted show, Timmer, but occasionally I’d like to see a heightened level of nuance in those follow-ups.

  • Cachet for less cash (but hurry)

    Not everyone can collect cars like Jay Leno. In fact, car collecting usually turns out to be a dark comedy for most virgins.

    Not if you read this blog, however.

    A few months back I encouraged all of you to purchase a Mercedes Benz 280 SL. last made in 1971. I recently spotted prices going up precipitously in Hemmings (35% increases over last year). If you act quickly, however, you can have the last laugh.

    To quote myself: (note the price increases from previous versions)

    A good example can be found for the mid-30s (max.) Does this car
    car have soul? Oh, yes-particularly from 40 mph to 100 mph. Is it a pure breed? You betcha, it is a beautiful roadster. Is it the purest example of the breed? No. That would have to be the 300 Sl, which can be had for a mere $200,000 more. But the average transportation appliance driver can hardly tell the difference, and most women go wild for both sets of wheels.

    So in all, the SL delivers a certain cache for a lot less cash. Best of all, while many were made, the good ones are getting scarcer, the prices are going up-like the stock of most things designed in the cool modernistic style of the late 60s.

    The 280 SL is a groovy set of wheels.

  • Corporate Journalism Wins One, For Now…

    There’s a story on CNN/Fortune today that perfectly illustrates one of the main problems with American journalism.

    A little background: the New York Times Company has two classes of stock. One is owned by whoever wants to buy one; the other is owned by the Ochs-Sulzberger family. Only the Ochs-Sulzberger shares have an effective vote.

    The upshot of this, of course, is that the family can run the Times any damn way they please, which means they don’t have to kow tow to shareholders and Wall Street, which distinguishes them from McClatchy and Knight Ridder, the once family controlled companies who now no longer own our local dailies.

    The CNN/Fortune story is about the Ochs-Sulzberger family’s reaction to a Morgan Stanley fund manager who is trying to force them to run the Times in a fashion that will be more pleasing to shareholders (read himself.) The family responded by pulling all their holdings out of Morgan Stanley.

    Last I looked, nobody was hiding the fact that NY Times public shares were non voting and nobody was holding a gun to anyone’s head forcing you to buy them. Anyone with half a brain and who had done a tiny bit of research into the Times would know that the public shares were probably a lousy investment…in everything except good journalism.

    In other news, another name writer has left a New Times paper on less-than-friendly terms. Rebecca Schoenkopf, who wrote the Commie Girl column for the Orange County (CA) weekly, was shown the door immediately after offering her two-week notice. Schoenkopf was last year’s winner for best political column from the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies.

  • It's cold. Give me a discount.

    I stopped in at Sebastian Joe’s last night and was happy to find that they have a special tied to the temerature in January and February. Depending on what the low temperature is on a given day you can get anywhere from 5 to 25 percent off ice cream. This weekend we should be looking at a 20 percent discount with low temps in the negative teens.

    I know Great Waters used to tie their Thursday happy hours to the temperature in Honolulu, but they’ve gone to 99 cent beers.

    Are there any other temperature tied dicounts out there we can take advantage of in this cold snap?

    For me, I plan to load up on ice cream.

  • Lay in down

    My real-life weekend agenda, as I fight the urge to hole-up with my slippers and a few dozen Irish Coffees: Tonight, I’m filling in for my friend Dominic Papatola and going over to the Jungle Theater to see The Swan. It features one of my favorite local actors, the sprightly Nathan Keepers. And then tomorrow, my new coworker Jon Lurie is taking me over to the Circus Juventas big top to see the kids’ reprised, Winter Carnival production of Pazzanni. On Sunday, believe it or not, I’m attending a Super Bowl party at my friend Tim’s house, since he has a hot tub to keep me distracted from all the bits in-between Prince’s halftime show.

  • Hail! Hail! Jimmy Walsh.

    I left Jim Walsh a message today, after learning that one of the first acts of new City Pages management was to can him and his column. I worked with Jim for a few years over at the St. Paul Pioneer Press, and always liked the guy. I thought of him as one of those souls blessed/cursed with the sense/express jones. He’s a guy who wants to tell people how he sees the world, how it feels to him, and how he is working his way through it. A blogger’s sensibility, you could say. But in his case, authentic and genuine, and driven by true artistic compulsion. He has a compulsive need to describe his responses.

    I had been at the Pioneer Press a few years before Jimmy arrived, and I remember thinking at the time that his hiring spoke well for the paper. The Pioneer Press, then led by Walker Lundy, still had a reputation as a “writer’s paper”. It could never compete with the Star Tribune in quantity, but it could still make a credible claim to something like literary quality. Lundy understood and appreciated what bringing Jim Walsh into the fold meant for the company brand. But modern newspapers are highly utilitarian vehicles, and management regimes change frequently. “News you can use”, was one of a dozen operative and quickly forgotten catch-mantras that flared and expired while Walsh and I were there.

    The Pioneer Press liked Walsh for his encyclopedic personal history with the Twin Cities’ music scene, which he mined reliably. But, burdened with an artistic sensibility, the sensibility of all good writers, Walsh wanted to push his time on the planet beyond reviews and formulaic features, the grail of stale newspapering. He wanted to talk about living in the Twin Cities as he sees, hears and feels it.

    Soon, Walker Lundy was gone. For all his corny, old school folksiness, Lundy thought of himself as a character and therefore responded well to the writer-characters on his staff. But he was replaced by a team of remarkably drab, talking point managers, with little if any background in the artful craft of writing, no end of training in decimal points and, I’m sorry to say, no detectable sense of joie de vive. These would be the Meatball Ladies, (see “Back Door Lovin’” below), a startlingly dour and joyless clutch of characters with no affinity at all for anything other than what had been specifically prescribed by the Knight-Ridder management training seminars that formed the bedrock of their journalistic heritage.

    They treated Walsh badly. Hell, foully. And now, with this City Pages action, I understand completely why he doesn’t return calls and tells the Star Tribune’s Deborah Rybak in an e-mail that he’s, “sick of talking about myself and the media”.

    From the way Jim did talk the last time we spoke, I could tell both he and ex-editor, Steve Perry, (see below), knew their days were numbered. But that doesn’t make new management’s decision any smarter.

    Playing Objective Participant here, the rap on Jim’s Pioneer Press stuff was that it was “too personal”, “too emotional” and “too weird”. The Meatball Ladies always seemed to know exactly what, “our readers” wanted to read. What struck me was how what “our readers” wanted pretty much always mirrored exactly whatever they were reading, watching or listening to at that moment, and how all of it was consumer driven. Needless to say, none of them got out much. Not much clubbing. Not much new music, unless you count maybe catching the latest Indigo Girls concert. Not much hanging out at bars chatting up odd characters just for the hell of it. And never … ever … discussing love and sex, like an adult, like Walsh did.

    My counter argument in support of Walsh — not that anyone cared or ever asked — was that considering all the inane crap that ran every day in the paper; redundant listings, celebrity gossip, 24-hour old “breaking news” and trainloads of fashionista-wannabe trend-watching, an impressionistic, Jim Walsh getting-the-feel-of-a-St.Paul-neighborhood-bar piece, or whatever, even once a week, was more than justified. Cultivate it a little bit and it would build an audience, much like the restaurant listings.

    But The Meatball Ladies were running the place by then, and the simple fact was they wanted him gone, never mind that when they made their move on him he had just returned from a prestigious Knight Fellowship (for creative writing) at Stanford. That’s “Knight”, as in “Knight Ridder”, the Pioneer Press’s owner at the time. No matter. In a classic line, laden with irony if you knew the particularly desiccated, misanthropic editor in question, Walsh was told, “You must think you’re special.”

    God forbid! What newspaper could possibly survive with columnists who think themselves, “special”? Echoing Roman Hruska, the gargoyle-like Nebraska Senator who once suggested that mediocre people deserved mediocre Supreme Court judges, the post-Lundy Meatball Ladies of the Pioneer Press committed themselves to the mission of exorcizing idiosyncrasy. Walsh was gone.

    But what is City Pages excuse? Last time I checked it was an “alternative” weekly, allegedly a place where, unlike mainstream dailies, readers should be able to find distinctive, off-beat, idiosyncratic writing that, who knows, might leave them with the afterglow of a specific person’s passion? The sort of stuff that, yes, might occasionally make them feel uncomfortable with its’ perspective, subject matter and approach. But the sort of writing and sensibility that might also make them ask a question other than, “Where can I buy a ticket?”

    Jim Walsh will survive just fine. In fact, tonight, like every Friday night, Walsh will host and play with a rotating crew of local musicians in the basement of Java Jack’s coffee house, 46th and Bryant, south Minneapolis. Its his Mad Ripple Friday Night Hootenanny. A crowd of about 75-100 soaks it all in from 6:30-8:30.

    Drop in. Its free.

  • Top Chef Finale

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    So Ilan is Top Chef, Marcel is the fool.

    Meh.

    Each chef had to prepare their version of The Perfect Meal. The food looked tasty enough, most of it sounded yummy, and yet.

    Ilan touted his passion for food, his ability to cook from the heart but I just don’t believe him. He knows that is what he is supposed to say and he turns out his food like he’s reading cheat-sheets written up his arm. How do you walk between a cuisine’s traditions and innovations? I think I would have liked something that said ILAN. Although I can’t help but think of him as a sniggering Muttley in the corner as he plots his next frat-boy insult.

    Marcel has stupid hair. He wants to play in the big sandbox, but kids with stupid hair will always be The Kid With Stupid Hair. He admires and works toward emulating some of the most creative food minds in the world and yet isn’t humble enough to see beyond the recipe, the technique. And the fact that he blamed the missing Kampachi on his helpers, without taking any top-side ownership shows a deep level of fear and self-doubt. Not so inspiring in a kitchen.

    Of all the contestants, I admired Sam the most. For his maturity, his hunger for knowledge, his sense of taste, and his humility, he will be well sought in the coming years. Plus did you see Padma almost lose it when she had to cut him? I think she loves him.

    For a sharper take on the contestants, there’s no one like Tony.