Year: 2007

  • And you thought your night at Orchestra Hall would be tame.

    A couple weeks back at a Minnesota Orchestra concert, when the band was playing 1812 Overture, some Brahms, and a Cello Concerto by Antal Dorai, word has it that a completely sloshed woman showed up and eventually had to be hauled out–and right in the middle of that Dorati concerto! According to an anonymous source inside the orchestra: “Most of us assumed she was sick and had collapsed or something, but according to our backstage crew, she had a good-sized bottle of booze in her purse which she was slugging from during the show, and had fallen asleep during the pause between pieces. She woke up with the applause that welcomed the [Dorati] soloist, and began laughing hysterically, even after the rest of the hall went silent. We started the piece, but she kept popping in with more laughter every few seconds, and eventually, ushers had to forcibly escort her out (she didn’t want to leave.) Osmo, with his back to the scene, knew something was up, but couldn’t turn to look. The soloist, Raphael Wallfisch, appeared to be watching the whole scene intently as he played.”

    Now that’s an example of poor concert hall etiquette! This is not to be interpreted as my invitation to the booze hounds of the world to go see the orchestra. I mean, I guess that’d be all right if you were the quiet, sleepy sort of drunk and all. But the line’s drawn where others’ concert experiences start to fizzle. Tsk-tsk. This has all been a roundabout way to plug the orchestra’s big concert this weekend, a Mozart and Schubert bill.

  • Ms. Moses' Mail …

    A generally reliable voice from within the Star Tribune’s reporting ranks defends Ms. Moses in the previously-posted back and forth e-mail spat with City Pages’ Steve Perry. Reliable Voice defends her on the grounds that she may actually be making a defensible argument. Voice argues that Moses probably saw that she was the only one among the Strib’s current managers willing to defend the tattered ship, but that she feared corporate repercussions because she does not have authority to speak for her peers and superiors.

    “The real problem here,” said Reliable Voice, “is that there’s no one running the place. What she said is probably true, as far as we know. But she’s not in the position of being able to say so publicly.”

    The tiff left me bemused, because of years of listening to newspaper managers parrot the high-minded virtues of transparency … as in “we are a public institution”, “let the public see how we function” and “FOR PUBLICATION”. If Moses, by all accounts a McClatchy corporate climber,is confident enough in her argument and as passionate about the Star Tribune as she says she is, she ought to do the virtuous thing and say what she believes is right and proper and corrective in a transparent, public way, McClatchy bureaucracy be damned. If she can’t summon the courage to go public, well then, maybe she ought to just CALL Perry … or put a sock in it.

    But the idea that you have this snippy back-and-forth and CC a bunch of reporters — OK, five not a dozen, sheesh — and think somehow no one will disclose anything to anyone beyond the perimeter is, uh, naive. McClatchy has pretty much torched the “loyalty” card in Minneapolis, and Moses ought to be smart enough to realize that.

    Any professional newspaper manager who thinks the wretches are unconditionally sympathetic to the McClatchy corporate predicament might want to buy a few rounds of drinks and see what they’re really thinking.

  • Free concerts and associations

    A couple good-lookin’ rock concerts to consider: 331‘s (free) Jackson’s Juke Joint show with Tom Hunter, chubby-cheeked Ron Sexsmith at the Varsity, the New Congress at Babalu, and the best new bands of 2006 showcase at First Ave. If you don’t care for a full-fledged concert but still got that hankering to hear great music, you might drop by Jake Rudh’s weekly Transmission dance party, a who’s-who event that, yes, is still going strong after so long. All in all, it’s looking to be a decent evening out.

  • You Gotta Love This … Strib v. City Pages

    Just one question here. You’re a big city newspaper manager. Why declare a letter to a rival editor “Not for Publication” and then copy a dozen reporters, several if not all of whom have little reason to be sympathetic to your argument? Have you perhaps not heard of the internets? You know, the thing with all those tubes?

    For your edification. An e-mail exchange between Monica Moses of the Star Tribune and Steve Perry of City Pages.

    Here is the City Pages package on the Strib sale.

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    From: Monica Moses [mailto:mmoses@startribune.com]
    Sent: Friday, January 12, 2007 3:35 PM
    To: Letters
    Cc: Anders Gyllenhaal; Doug Grow; Derek Simmons; Mike Meyers; Pamela Miller; Rochelle A. (News) Olson; Steve Brandt; Scott Gillespie
    Subject: letter to editor, NOT FOR PUBLICATION

    To the editor (NOT FOR PUBLICATION):

    It’s tiresome to have to correct some of the biggest leaps of logic in City Pages’ recent coverage of the Star Tribune sale. But here goes.

    It’s true that Star Tribune daily circulation declined 4.7% between 2001 and 2006. But guess what? That’s the third best record among Top 20 local U.S. newspapers, behind only The New York Post and The New York Daily News. Compare our five-year decline with that of the Boston Globe (down 17.3%), the Detroit Free Press (down 18.4%), the Los Angeles Times (down 20.3%), the San Francisco Chronicle (down 22.5%) or Newsday (down 25.7%).

    Since 2004, the Star Tribune has deliberately reduced circulation sponsored by a third party by 20%, which accounts for a significant piece of the decline.

    It’s hardly the case that the 2005 redesign caused some kind of notable circulation drop. Furthermore, circulation is not a terribly reliable indicator of how a newspaper is doing with its readers. Circulation is still the prevailing metric among U.S. newspapers, in large part because the big advertisers on the Audit Board of Circulation like it that way. Circulation declines mean cheaper ad rates.

    Newspapers in Canada moved from circulation to readership some years ago, and the most respected researchers in the United States think readership is a more meaningful indicator of a newspaper’s value among its readers. Circulation measures how many newspapers have been somehow pressed into the hands of readers. Readership measures how deeply and frequently readers actually engage with your content –how many people are actually reading.

    And that’s where you’ll find the real story of the Star Tribune following the redesign. Readership increased 2.3 percentage points, or 6%, in the six months following the redesign, according to Scarborough Research. That’s the first increase since 2002 and the biggest jump since 1996.

    Monica Moses
    Star Tribune
    NOT FOR PUBLICATION

    >>> >>> “Steve Perry” 1/12/2007 4:02:31 PM >>>

    *Why* not for publication, Monica? Because it’s not exactly immune to rebuttal?
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    ________________________________

    From: Monica Moses [mailto:mmoses@startribune.com]
    Sent: Fri 1/12/2007 4:16 PM
    To: Letters; Steve Perry
    Cc: Anders Gyllenhaal; Doug Grow; Derek Simmons; Mike Meyers; Pamela Miller; Rochelle A. (News) Olson; Steve Brandt; Scott Gillespie
    Subject: RE: letter to editor, NOT FOR PUBLICATION

    Ha. I have absolute faith in my argument.
    The letter is not for publication because I am not the newspaper’s spokesperson. Moreover, your publication has not proven itself to be honorable in accepting criticism and looking at facts that don’t fit a preconceived, predictable, cynical, narrow portrait of the Star Tribune. Your motives are not pure. You can’t be trusted to do the right thing with the information.

    Monica Moses
    Star Tribune

    ______________________

    From: Steve Perry
    Sent: Fri 1/12/2007 4:36 PM
    To: Monica Moses; Letters
    Cc: Anders Gyllenhaal; Doug Grow; Derek Simmons; Mike Meyers; Pamela Miller; Rochelle A. (News) Olson; Steve Brandt; Scott Gillespie
    Subject: RE: letter to editor, NOT FOR PUBLICATION

    I’ve always heard that you were a first-rate suck-up.

    Ha yourself.

    ________________________________

  • Comedy and Tragedy

    This is how Peter Schilling and Brad Zellar really feel about today’s arts and entertainment happenings:

    On the film Notes on a Scandal, which Schilling deemed “damn good”:

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    On the Lyle Lovett-John Hiatt-Joe Ely-Guy Clark show:

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  • That Notorious Clear Channel Story …

    Here’s an interesting look from Slate’s Jack Shafer into the notorious incident up in Minot, North Dakota a few years ago when a train derailment threatened the city with a poisonous vapor cloud, but authorities couldn’t alert the population because all the Clear Channel-owned stations were on robot control …

  • 60 Minutes

    I don’t know who looked less credible on last night’s edition of “60 Minutes”, George W. Bush or the president of Duke University, but the CBS News crew deserves a shout out for allowing both men to present their case regardless of how anemic each was.
    It is fashionable to avoid ever complimenting bigfooting mainstream media for doing a decent job on a truly influential public figure. Presidential interviews in particular are generally way too deferential. And God knows history is not being kind to network news orgs and major newspapers for the way they capitulated in the face of Bush’s sky-high approval ratings prior to the Iraq invasion. (A failure I fully expect them to commit again, the next time a popular politician scams the public as baldy.)
    Anyway, when you write about the MSM some unwritten law of cynicism says you’re supposed to niggle, I guess.
    But Scott Pelley I thought got as much out of Bush as I would ever expect from a network correspondent allowed the kind of access Karl Rove has been cooking up for certain key media outlets as he desperately seeks support for Bush’s escalation in Iraq. (Pelley even declined to use the word “surge” in his knee-to-knee interview with Bush at Camp David, hitting him instead with the far more precise, “escalation”.)
    Sure, Pelley could have wiped Bush’s face with a long list of outright lies and distortions the guy has engaged in — from Iraq to Intelligent Design to Kenny Boy Lay to Global Warming — but Pelley’s not Noam Chomsky and CBS isn’t TPM Muckraker.
    What struck me was how Bush brought nothing new to his rationale for continuing the fight with US troops, and his weirdly rigid gait and stance as Pelley and he did the strolling-interview shtick around Camp David. You’d think Rove or somebody would be working with Bush full time, especially in the aftermath of his stiff, discomforting demeanor in the actual primetime speech last week. If nothing else, at least fake an appearance of confidence.
    I’m sorry, I think Bush is losing it. (Pelley asked him as much.) The smirk never did anything for me, but I think Zoloft zombie when I watch him now.
    BTW, let me go on record here, or in any betting pool anyone wants to start, and say that I see the prospect of a bonafide constitutional crisis if Bush and Cheney try to gin up some kind of Gulf of Tonkin rationale for attacking Iran. If they try something like that the only people willing to support him will be the talk radio choir, a gang of cynical bullshit artists that would rally behind him if announced he was deporting everyone lacking a first generation northern European bloodline.
    But ask yourself, if Bush tries something militarily, based on his interpretation of “presidential authority”, how far would you be from accepting/consenting to a state sponsored coup d’etat?
    As for the Duke president … pitiful chump. His position in the first hours of the rape charges against the lacrosse players was not enviable. He had every good reason to trust the DA — the now wholly discredited Mr. Nifong — but clearly overreacted to the roar of black activists and handed down highly punitive judgment well before all the facts were known.
    The whole case is another example of the work left to be done in applying reason and perspective to race relations in this country. Fundamental to every individual and institution, particularly a toney institution like Duke, is the fear of being charged as racist. Like pedophilia, that sort of thing doesn’t wash off easily. As a consequence, you get frightened, ill-considered, media appearance-driven decision-making like we see at Duke.

  • Tax Season: Opening Night

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    My friend Adam and I were musing, while en route to this party, that our tax accountant is probably the only such one who can get rock stars and top artists to show up at his party. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that his new digs double as an art gallery. And just as we suspected, the event turned out to be a who’s who of the local music and art scenes. When finally Adam and I got face time with the man of the evening, he looked me over blankly (didn’t recognize me) and turning to Adam, enthusiastically asked, “So, are you traveling much these days?” The tax man had obviously mistaken Adam for another of his clients, for Adam is rarely able to indulge in travel. Slightest by the hippest tax accountant alive!

  • Bored

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    Bored bored bored? Bored of hunkering down in your house? Bored of all the movies on TBS?

    You could have been a Russian Czarina, sloshing in vodka and noshing on blini. They managed to be glamorous in Siberia, why can’t you?

    The “culinary outings” from the Outing Lodge in Stillwater are some of the most creative takes on the big dinner. This past weekend they rang in the Russian New Year with a re-enactment of the last dinner hosted by Czar Nikolas in his Winter Palace. Borscht, pheasant, caviar, vodka? Better than stale popcorn and pizza delivery.

    They’ve made a actual Babette’s Feast, hosted a traditional English Christmas dinner with roast goose, played croquet in a tribute to Monet’s luncheon on the grass and celebrated German food and engineering with a Mercedes chat and chew.

    Looking ahead they have Valentine’s and Mardi Gras events, a Tuscan spring menu and a meal and chat inspired by Paris in the 20’s and Papa Hem’s A Moveable Feast hosted by Lynne Rosetto Kaspar.

  • Whatever It Takes …

    A nagging techno-glitch has had the mighty Lambert mainframe down for a few days. Anyone out there who knows a sure-fire, never fail fix for preventing a router from crashing the cable internet connection, drop me a line.

    As on election night, I spent the post-Bush “surge” speech with MSNBC. Since Fox is … well, Fox … and useful only as a window into the White House spin room, and CNN wouldn’t say “feces” if it had a mouthful, the Chris Matthews-Keith Olbermann act is my idea of the going gold standard in cable chatter. Besides, damn me to hell, but I love so splendid a clash of titanic egos.

    Not to be a complete sexist swine, but watching Keith and Chris maneuver for higher ground is like watching a couple society divas duel for preeminence at a power lunch. See, the thrust of top end jewelry! Watch, the parry of the finest cosmetic surgery hedge fund money can buy!

    Olbermann has been where he has been since Bush Co. started taking this thing — this Iraq-muddled-with-terror thing — over the cliff five years ago. That said, his latest “Special Comment” was unusually angry/passionate, which is damned refreshing, even if it is garnering him ratings. But what was noteworthy was Matthews, who, in answering a simple question from Olbermann about the White House’s political strategy, delivered his own angry stemwinder, lacerating the neo-cons and snapping at the end that it isn’t so much what Bush knows that we don’t, but rather what we know that Bush doesn’t. (Olbermann gives that rhetoric another twist in his “Special Comment” by wondering if even Bush knows what Bush knows.)

    There may be some degree of theatrical shtick to this burst of passion, but I’m not one to complain. This isn’t Nancy Grace harping on some missing teenager, or homicidal husband, or Sean Hannity gasbagging Nancy Pelosi’s winery. Iraq is a monumental disaster and its encouraging to see someone in the MSM, say so … loudly.