Publisher Kristin Henning: Hang Up and Drive.
Chief Operating Officer Matt Bartel:
Editor Cristina Córdova: Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out.
Calendar Editor Jennifer Havrish: Baby Jesus cries every time you don’t use your turn signal.
Advertising Director A.J. Kiefer: In case of rapture… I have dibs on your TV
Ann Bauer: Don’t Make Me Get Out My Flying Monkeys.
Rich Goldsmith: There are two important things to remember about surrealism. Frogs,
power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial.
Jeremy Iggers: Practice Compassionate Impeachment.
Melinda Jacobs: My other car is a MULE
Britt Robson: JESUS SAVES… He Passes It To Gretzky… Gretzky Shoots… He Scores!
Max Ross: My other car is a car. It’s not this one. This is a different car than my other car, which is a car.
Todd J. Smith: "It Don’t Matter to Jesus" — from The Big Lebowski
Brad Zellar: Don’t Honk, I’m Pedaling As Fast As I Can!
Weatherman Jimmy "Dutch" Gaines: Boycott Jane Fonda Traitor Commie Bitch
Videogragher Tyler Jensen: ass gas or grass, no one rides for free!
Tom Bartel: If you can read this, I’m a Minnesotan blocking traffic in the left lane.
Joshua Fischer: How’s my driving? Call 911. (and) No, I’m not wasted, I’m just a bad driver.
Hannah Simpson: What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?