Tag: radio

  • Talk Radio for Women

    So what do you get when you take a huge risk on launching a female-oriented FM talk radio station back in June of 2002?

    You get blackjack!!!!!!

    When Todd Fisher first told me that Hubbard Broadcasting was going to launch a new talk-radio format…. I was elated! Finally, a well-respected family-owned business was going to put their money into a venture ridiculed by so many people in the world of broadcasting. Guess who’s laughing now… I hope the Hubbard Family!

    If this company went public I would invest in a heartbeat!!!!

    Well, it’s almost 2008, and I, for one, want to say "Congratulations" to anyone out there that followed a dream despite skepticism from advertisers and derision from program directors.

    Let’s start with Lori and Julia, who are not only sisters-in-law but also business partners in a company called Body Perks, whose nipple enhancers have been worn by Samantha on Sex in the City.

    To purchase Bodyperks go here. Do not go out and buy knock-offs of these little jewels, because Lori and Julia deserve to reap the financial rewards of THEIR invention!

    So, these two sisters-in-law pitch a show to Ginny Morris, and — with the help of Donny Michaels (who looks great working with a mostly female staff) — the LoJo Show has become a hit.

    Why? Well, although Lori and Julia are not trained radio personalities, they are two strong woman that are not afraid to share their opinions on everything from sex to politics. I have watched Julia transform from an overalls girl (she was wearing overalls the first day I met her) to a Hot Mama, and Lori, who was a successful corporate executive with Carlson Travels, became another Hot Mama that has been told she looks like Sharon Stone.

    Donny? Well, you would think he would have a few more wrinkles from working with these two crazy gals, but instead he has turned into a metro-sexual dad who looks great in Pink!!!!!

    So, why is FM 107.1 so successful? Here is my opinion, as someone who has spent years in radio:

    When you have a line up like this… how can you go wrong?!

    Ian and Margery — 5:00-9:00 A.M.
    This real-life married couple — who are actually married in real life — always have something fun to say about each other, as if they were newlyweds.

    The Kevyn Burger Show
    — 9:00-11:00 A.M.
    Kevyn is a self proclaimed cheapskate that has recently braved her Breast Cancer Diagnosis with humor and courage. Kevyn could have pulled the sheets over her head and battled this fight privately, but instead she dealt with it head on and has found a loving husband to support her through everything.

    The Colleen Kruse Show — 11:00 A.M.-1:00 P.M.
    Rake columnist Colleen Kruse started out working with the multi-talented Andrew Zimmern, but has gone on to prove that it’s not just her great taste in shoes bringing her success — it’s her mindful stories on being a super-hip Mom with moxie.

    The Stephanie Hansen Show — 1:00-3:00 P.M.
    I worked with Stephanie years ago, when I was on the KS95 morning show and Stephanie worked in sales. I always thought this woman was too opinionated and sarcastic to be in sales. She needed her own show, and by gosh she now has it!!!

    Lori and Julia — 3:00-6:00 P.M.
    I have no doubt the LoJo show will go into syndication, because Lori and Julia are not afraid to put themselves on the line, be self-deprecating, and most important, have the confidence and gift for gab that it takes to pull off a national radio show! Lori and Julia also have regularly name specific stores, items, and movies they like, and — much to the delight of the sales department — their recommendations have so much clout that it’s not unusual for a store to sell out of an item that has earned the LOJO stamp of approval.

    Now, I don’t have the time to spotlight all of the FM 107 shows, but I do want to highlight a few more radio personalities with whom I have been lucky to work:

    Colleen Lindstrom — who filled in for two weeks as a producer for Lino Rulli and I with a big smile and a bucket full of sunshine, even at 4:30 A.M. Colleen is now a part of the Get Real Girls Show, which airs from 8:00-10:00 AM on Saturday mornings.

    Joan Steffend and Liv Lane — who also contribute their opinions on everything from marriage and raising kids to decorating tips. Liv is also married to my producer, Brad Lane. My husband and I have purchased several pieces of furniture from Joan’s sales, therefore I am a bit prejudice. 🙂

    Alexis Walsko and Allison Kaplan — from Shop Girls, which airs from 10:00-noon on Saturdays. Both of these woman know the best places in town to shop, and I have to give a shout out to Alexis, who not only looks like a young Marilyn Monroe, but is a blast to party with.

    Last but not least, Jason Mathison, from FOX 9, is now going to have a show on FM 107. Not only does Jason do the best impression of Jack from Will and Grace, he is a fantastic entertainment reporter, who… unlike most people who cover entertainment… is the real deal with a heart of diamonds and gold!!

    Now you have my take on why FM 107 has no where to go but up up and away, and I want to wish a sincere congratulations to the shows I have been able to hear and enjoy and the shows that I look forward to hearing and enjoying.

    For more information go to FM107.1 — Living Life Out Loud.

  • Spare the Rod, Spoil the Newspaper

    I made a mistake the other day and accidentally tuned in to KTLK and whatever right-wing boob they have on during the late morning. With a little checking after I got back to the office, I found his name is Dan Conry, and he has, like so many of his ilk, the IQ and eloquence of a doorknob…or of Katherine Kersten, whichever is higher.

    For he was haranguing about Kersten’s column of Monday, in which she asserted (surprise) that the government was out to take your kids and brainwash them.

    The impetus for these two nitwits with access to the media was the recent hearing before the state Supreme Court of the case of Gerard Fraser.

    Here’s the case in a nutshell: Gerard, 12 years old and 195 pounds (for some reason the Strib thought his weight was relevant) is the son of Shawn and Natalie Fraser, who are described as “devout Christians.” Gerard was (surprise) rebelling against his parents’ devout Christian discipline. Shawn and Natalie tried to communicate with Gerard grounding him and withholding privileges. They even went so far as to paste Bible quotes on the refrigerator. When this didn’t work, the devout Christians did what any devout Christians who are steeped in Deuteronomy would do, they paddled Gerard—36 blows with a wooden paddle.

    Subsequently, Gerard ran away. He was picked up by police as he was walking along the road. He told the police his parents were hitting him. Surprisingly, police (as they are required to do when there is an allegation of child abuse) turned it over to Hennepin County, who removed Shawn and his brother from his parents’ home while they investigated.

    Somehow, none of these details made it into Kersten’s column. Of course, if there had been any explanation of how Gerard came to the county’s attention, it might have undermined the impression Kersten was trying to leave–that Big Brother was watching and waiting for any excuse to swoop in and snatch your kids.

    Anyway, as Kersten then wrote, the Frasers sued the county to get the kids back, and were “finally vindicated” when the state Appeals Court (which is packed with Pawlenty appointees) returned Gerard to his devoutly Christian parents. Gerard, by the way, is now shipped off to a devoutly Christian boarding school in Utah. According to Kersten, the tuition at this school is $50,000, which is more than Harvard. The Frasers raised the money by refinancing their house.

    I can only hope the Frasers can’t make the payments when their full interest rate kicks in and they end up homeless, just like Jesus. I wouldn’t mind the same fate for the Strib editors who uncritically let Kersten inflame the rabble with this drivel, and don’t even demand that she include the very basic question of how this kid came to the attention of the authorities in the first place.

  • Radio Free Ely

    Dark evergreen silhouettes loom against a wash of indigo sky on both sides of Minnesota Highway 1. Driving southwest out of Ely, toward Tower, the early autumn moon is so bright, so close and full, that driving without headlights seems only appropriate. 

    After a news update from ABC Radio, the voice of late-night DJ Brett Ross takes over. Ross sounds surprisingly present: “From Alan Watts,” he intones, “‘When everyone recognizes beauty as beautiful, then there is ugliness. When everyone recognizes goodness as good, then there is evil.’” Ross’s conspiratorial baritone is the night’s perfect complement: ominous and comforting and mysterious; distant, yet intimate.

    An electronic beat—a tune called “Salted Fatback” from a DJ named Mocean Worker—begins pulsing in and around a sound collage of snippets from the First Amendment, Martin Luther King, Jr.—“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord!”—and other revolutionary sources. After the beat runs on its own for a minute or so, Ross is back: “End of the Road Radio W-E-L-Y,” he announces, “at 94.5 over the FM airwaves, streaming live at w-e-l-y.com, around the globe on the World Wide Web.

    “It’s The Feast. So very good of you to drop in for another course.”

    That’s WELY as in: owned by Charles Kuralt in the 1990s; saved from Minnesota Public Radio homogenization by a local buyer after Kuralt’s death; now owned by the Bois Forte Band of Chippewa; it’s a station that is inevitably compared to KBHR from the TV show Northern Exposure, primarily because they’re both eclectic community bastions in wilderness towns populated by plenty of delightfully eccentric and intellectual people.

    Introductions accomplished, Ross launches into an hour of music and words: “Rolling” by Soul Coughing; “Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)” and “Life During Wartime” by the Talking Heads; Pink Floyd’s “Fearless.” He reads Emily Dickinson’s “To fight aloud, is very brave” over the tune “Invocation” by an Italian ambient-electronica duo called the Dining Rooms, then spins Pearl Jam’s “Footsteps” and “W.M.A. (White Male American),” Sara Softich’s “Whiskey,” and “When the Ship Comes in” by Bob Dylan.

    Perhaps none of that would be remarkable anywhere, on its own or during daylight. But late at night, driving through a forest in northern Minnesota, it’s perfectly unique, unexpected, and thrilling.

    Since 2004, Ross—who’s 32—has broadcast The Feast on Wednesdays from nine o’clock ’til midnight, hunkered under the glow of a small reading lamp mounted on a well-organized console crammed with broadcasting gear, a couple of computers, and neat, thick stacks of CDs and books. A huge stuffed walleye hangs on the wall over his left shoulder.

    A late-’90s version of The Feast was mostly an excuse for playing full-length bootlegs from Phish and other bands in the hours after midnight, when the station was on the air but free from advertising obligations. After Ross returned from a four-year WELY hiatus—during which the Iraq war started—the show became both more focused and spontaneous. It provides what Ross calls his equivalent to church, psychotherapy, and other forms of artistic exorcism.

    “It’s expression of my personality,” he says. “It’s really selfish. I just explore my interests on the radio for three hours.” Hence those opening quotes, that snippet of Dickinson, excerpts from Transcendentalist Ralph Waldo Emerson’s “Nature” over a track by politically charged DJ duo Thievery Corporation, and other intriguing combinations of words and sounds.

    “Some nights I get my library loaded in here ten minutes before nine, and I have no idea what I’m going to do,” Ross says. “Those are often the times when I sit back after the show and say, ‘Wow. That went well.’”

    He consciously and effectively cultivates an Orwellian tone, infused with the creepy, defensive sense that subversion is dangerous in a society where the masses can choose to either acquiesce or suffer the consequences. One of his faux sponsors is 1984’s Victory Gin, “because,” as spoof ads during The Feast contend, “the machine won’t run without proper lubrication.”

    “I want every show to have a message, whether it’s obvious or not,” Ross says. He says he always tries to play material that offers insight, conveys some sense of spirituality, and challenges listeners.

    “I’ve made my bosses [at Bois Forte] nervous once in a while,” he says. “But that’s the nature of the show. If I’m not rattling someone’s cage, I’m not doing what I should be doing.”

    WELY is administered by the Bois Forte’s Development Corporation, whose CEO, Andy Datko, says he appreciates The Feast because “it’s never the same thing. Sometimes I listen and I think, ‘This is great.’ Other times I don’t care for it, but that’s always a matter of my personal taste. You could listen to it every night it’s on and always expect to be surprised.”

    The station’s programming is eclectic: five hours of Polka Pal Don on Saturday mornings; personal announcements multiple times a day that help people communicate with those outside telephone or computer range; surprisingly engaging audio classifieds every morning on the End of the Road Trading Post; shows devoted to blues, folk, and birding; and, twice on Sundays, The Lutheran Hour. Yet even within that odd and folksy mix, the Feast offers strange and almost subversive radio.

    “I’ve been surprised by the amount of positive feedback,” Ross says. “At first it was a lot of high school and community-college kids. Then people a couple generations older; they’d say, ‘Man, you play some weird shit, but it’s kinda cool.’”