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Clearly, the word has leaked out: I do not have a large penis. It’s true. But do I really need to be reminded every day by numerous emails? The initial sting aside, it’s quite touching (hands off, buddy!) to have countless strangers out there so terribly concerned about my sex life.
Every day I check my email at work only to be reminded of my apparent failure to fully exploit the fabulous art of sex — proving, once again, how rewarding work can truly be. It goes something like this:
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Great! One more thing to fear. Now I really won’t sleep (which means I’ll probably stay up and write more inane posts).
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Eager to spend this holiday season like never before?
Get ready for something particular on New Year!
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Reads rather like an E.E. Cummings poem, don’t you think? Ok. He would have done away with the exclamation points.
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I’d like a job with the marketing firm that chose that name. Please.
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Machine enlagement: It stretches. It pulls. It twists and turns. And at the end of the day your cock will be seriously swollen and your sex life will indeed change. And, yes, you will indeed be fucked. (Excuse the vulgarity, but what can you expect from a post like this?)
You Dont please with your male organ size.
Women joke at you.
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Well, at least they’re acknowledging that I’m a man.
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I had it eigth times last night thatnks to
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martha Washburn
The contemporary version of writing on the bathroom wall… You go, girl!
compliments criscordova
I had it five times last night thanks to /i/gra
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Compliments? Shit, Martha had it eight times; I must be losing my touch.
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Inching away? How deep can you go in reverse? (Guess we should leave that one to vita.mn’s sex columnist.)
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Hmmm… I always thought sex and acid didn’t quite mix, but I guess I was wrong.
oh yes, intercourse is alot better now
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Now this I can relate to, but what man would understand?
This is one of my favorites, of course:
Yes, it’s true: fake orgasms humilate. In fact, made up words often humilate, too.
Ok. Got to go. Got to check my email.