So, there’s going to be this big, Cirque du Soleil-style spectacle of a show put on by all the aerialists-in-training at Circus Juventas, the St. Paul-based circus school for youth. Pazzanni, as the show’s called (sounds mysterious, no?), opens this afternoon… But d’Oh! Word is this first show is sold out! And at just fifteen bucks a pop, you can be sure that trend to continue, despite the fact that these be kiddy aerialists. (But they are the best ones Circus Juventas has to offer, at that! Plus, the company has invited real-life master Venetian mask makers to help pull off a certain Venetian carnivale effect.) I mention this today just in case the thing goes gangbusters and the run sells out completely.
Year: 2006
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My Name is Tomato

Heirloom Tomato Names That I Fancy
Green Zebra
Hillbilly
Mortgage Lifter
Mr. Stripey
Cosmonaut Volkov
Isis Candy
Jaune Flamme
Ivory Egg
Stump of the World
Tappy’s Finest
Wapsipinicon Peach
Blondkopchen
Bloody Butcher
Dingwall Scotty
Hank
Purple Calabash
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A handful of wheel, and a day off…
Lookit: Barnes and Noble Galleria is hosting a reading by Robert Sullivan, author of the aptly-named CROSS COUNTRY: Fifteen Years and Ninety Thousand Miles on the Roads and Interstates of America with Lewis and Clark, a Lot of Bad Motels, a Moving Van, Emily Post, Jack Kerouac, My Wife, My Mother-in-Law, Two Kids, and Enough Coffee to Kill an Elephant. (Check the NYTimes review.) It’s worth noting that Sullivan is a contributing editor at Vogue… a magazine I can better tolerate now that I’ve read the “Age Issue.” (You, too, can be “Vogue at any age,” but first check the depressing essay about being sixty in the back of the book.)
In any case, the real reason I’m interested in Sullivan’s travels is that, Man, have I got a hankering to go on a road trip! I’m tired of sitting in my office–which, yes, is actually just a cubicle and, despite how many cheery photos I tack up, it persists to be as gray as the skies were this past Monday night. I want away from my computer. I want to sweat it out in the car for so long. And I’d very much like to have along my high school friend Mary. After all these years, she and I still share a taste in music and we’ve even memorized many of the same lyrics. This is what makes an ideal road trip companion–someone to groove with! We’d probably pass the time belting out Joni Mitchell songs, trying like hell to hit those high notes. Coincidentally, this is the same friend who passed me a copy of On The Road in and about eleventh grade.
Sullivan’s book contends that these road trips are something we Americans have in common with one another. Meet me there if you care later for a long, lingering drive up I-35 and then into Wisconsin on 70. We’ll hit every bar stop along the way.
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Suffer The Paranoiac

The Conversation, 1974. Written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola. Starring Gene Hackman, Harrison Ford, Robert Duvall, Cindy Williams, Michael Higgins, and some of the finest character actors of the 70s: John Cazale, Frederick Forrest, Teri Garr, and Allen Garfield.
Shows Wednesday night, July 26, at 9:00pm and Sunday, August 6 at 5:00pm on Turner Classic Movies.
I was all of six years old when Richard Milhouse Nixon resigned. Too young to understand the full implications, too young not to keep pestering my mother and grandparents as they gaped at the television set, too young to do anything but make fun of the sweaty, pasty-faced fellow on the tv screen. This was Los Angeles in 1974, to me a world of Disneyland and Dodger Stadium; to my mom, no doubt it was a place where the sun was burning hot on a world that seemed to come unraveled.
So, too, was I unable to appreciate the wealth of great films that year: 1974 was a feast of paranoid filmmaking, from Chinatown to The Godfather, Part II to The Parallax View to Francis Ford Coppola’s underrated The Conversation. Granted, the innocuous Sting made more than the lot put together, but it was a great year to exercise your frustrations onscreen.
Sometimes it’s hard to for me to imagine how pervasive the Watergate scandal was back then. Nixon resigned, you may or may not recall because he was certain to be impeached, and that impeachment would likely result in a verdict of removal. Today, when we go into the details of Watergate to those who are too young to have experienced or remembered, there is often a look of bafflement: that is what got Nixon kicked out? Knowingly supporting the Watergate break-in? Add to this his secret bombings of Cambodia, the enemies list, and etc., and the youth of today probably think of the 70s as a simpler time.
Which, in a way, they were. Somewhere it is written, by David Thomson (I think–I’m not going to look it up, either), that the films of the 1970s are so deeply cynical because the nation as a whole, the movie-going audience, was at its heart optimistic. Seeing a film like The Conversation was meant to anger and inspire, to make us understand that we didn’t necessarily have to have crooks in the White House. Today, I think, we’re pretty much resigned to having crooks in the White House, men who are more than willing to lie and plunder at will. And the crimes have become so abundant that you could not make The Conversation without its seeming deeply partisan at best, or, the stuff of crackpots at worst.
But The Conversation still stirs your conscience, and it’s a sly and subtle masterpiece by a filmmaker who was in-between making two of the most highly regarded films in history. It still boggles my mind that Francis Ford Coppola followed up The Godfather with this nearly-forgotten film about a professional eavesdropper.
The facts: Harry Caul (Gene Hackman, never better) is a professional surveillance man who is hired by the Director (Robert Duvall) of a giant conglomerate to listen in on the conversation between his wife and her suitor. Harry is the consummate professional with a crack staff and eavesdropping equipment that his competitors would give their eyeteeth to possess. With a great deal of finagling, Harry is able to piece together the details of this couple’s discussion. But now, Harry is concerned: in the past, his efforts to capture a secret meeting of a union official resulted in the brutal murder of a family. A shy, retiring, and paranoid man, who never indulges his secrets to anyone, Harry slowly begins to think that his recent work might result in this pair being killed as well.
Like the aforementioned films, especially Parallax View and Chinatown, our hero ends up the victim, powerless against the forces of capitalism, Big Brother, and just plain evil. Like Jake Gittes in Chinatown (also nominated for Best Picture that year–it could have been the strongest Oscar year in history were it not for Towering Inferno), Harry slowly becomes obsessed with protecting this couple, but, like Gittes, is utterly incapable of protecting even himself. Unlike Gittes, however, Harry is a loner, who refuses to trust even his assistant, his girlfriend, and a man whose occupation is subject to spying even by his competitors. Cloaked in a gauzy trenchcoat or seen through shower curtains and glass blocks, (like the caul of his last name) Harry tries to remain at a distance, usually muttering that he’s “not responsible” for the results of his surveillance, but knowing full well that’s a lie. Eventually, in an interesting nod to Psycho, there is a brutal murder, and not the least what he expected. In the now-famous denouement, he realizes that, in spite of his extreme efforts, he, too, is under surveillance and rips his apartment to shreds looking for a bug.
Whenever I watch The Conversation, I get quite uneasy. The plot is not necessarily brilliant, and, in fact, repeated viewings show off a few of its rusty spots. But Coppola and Hackman work in tandem to give us the plight of an everyman slowly drowning in the realization that his actions, whether intended or not, have ramifications that are unpleasant to say the least, and that the world is no longer an innocent place. This, from a movie that is over thirty years old. In the day, did my mother and grandparents still think the government was capable of the high standards that seem to exist only in myth today? In a time when the government admits to bugging millions of its people, and does so with impunity, Harry’s travails seem slight. After all, the film is about murder and corporations, not terrorism and the government, about which we are supremely concerned.
So now do we look at The Conversation as nostalgia, a time when one man would still sacrifice his life and career, when his defeat was a rallying cry, when we still cared that people were bugged and destroyed by a reckless government. Or is it as earnest and silly as John Wayne’s World War II films? A relic from lost time, a lost attitude?
I still hope that, like Harry, we cannot deny responsibility forever.

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Gatz n' whatnot
Tuesday isn’t normally thought to be a good night for catching live theater, but if it’s The Gatsby you’re wanting, then it’s the Gatsby you’re getting (and besides, there’s really not much else going on tonight, so you might as well give yourselves the excuse to enjoy the new building you helped pay for). And I’d venture to guess that this night of the week offers your best chance to score the cheap rush tickets. Also, the acclaimed I Am My Own Wife show, at the Jungle, has just extended its Tuesday-through-Sunday evening run through August 6–which means it’ll intersect with the Fringe, soon to open on August 3. I thought that was a no-no for the small- to mid-sized theater types, but maybe not if you’ve got a hit on your hands.
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Fresh

The problem with blazing through life with eyes strictly forward, is that often I forget to reconnect to people with whom I’ve shared good days. Life takes work, and sometimes there doesn’t seem to be enough time or energy to reboil old friendships. And then there’s the fear that the connection leads only to a past-life that doesn’t really jibe with the person in my new apron.
And yet.
This weekend we had a dinner party with some friends, one of whom was an old chum from high school that I had run into at Target. She was the one person I knew back then who was as cynical about our suburban surroundings as I was. Odd that we should both find ourselves in the same area again.
We started out the night with a fresh sake-cucumber cocktail, seemingly innocent and light, a quencher with a kick for a hot day. We snacked on tuna tataki while we chatted, the room splitting itself into male and female groups. Dinner was pan-seared halibut, bamboo rice, and market vegetables. I’d picked up purple beans at the market, thinking they would add a fun splash of color to the plate. They turned green when we cooked them. Huh.
Peeking out from under the halibut on each plate, was one sauteed squash blossom. The halibut was lovely anyway, but when a bite carried a soft, slightly sweet piece of the blossom, it was a new dish entirely. That there was only one blossom on your plate made it that much richer, grasping the flavor of each tiny bite more important.
As always, there was much wine and more laughter. The evening ended with a smart port and espresso crepes with ice cream (brought by the new guests.) My favorite thing about the evening was that there was no need to play out the shared memories of the past. The conversations flowed like the wine and the people we are became more important than the people we were.
Sake Cucumber Punch
1 large seedless cucumber
1/4 c sugar
2 c water
2 T freshly peeled and grated ginger
2 lemons
2 bottles (750 ml) of dry sakeCut cucumber in half, crosswise. Peel and chop one half, puree in blender. Slice other half into thin rounds, set aside. Add sugar, water, ginger to blender. Squeeze the juice from both lemons into blender, puree until smooth. Pour mix through sieve into pitcher, add one and a half bottles of sake. Stir and add sliced cucumbers. Cover and chill for at least an hour.
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Hot Hot Heat
Uff. Going out on school nights… Last night’s Golden Smog show made it especially difficult to get out of bed this morning. Was anyone else there? Want to send in your impromptu reviews? Am I the only one who thinks it wasn’t worth packing in with all those other sweaty, stinky bodies, with the occasional asshole hollering “Where’s Jeff?” I won’t even get into the fact that the guys quite obviously hadn’t rehearsed. By the time I got home, well past midnight, my mid thigh-length cotton dress was drenched and hanging down past my knees. And to make matters worse, I had been stupid enough to wear steel-toed cowboy boots (a decision based upon the experiences of all those peeps stepping on my toes at various other crammed concerts).
Whether or not you were at last night’s show, there’s another opportunity to live out what’s left of your rock-n-roll lifestyles tonight, when Beth Orton plays the same First Avenue main room. Now, I’ve seen her play live twice before. Both shows appeared/sounded boppy and, at the very least, rehearsed. This show’s gonna be hot!
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Go Sit By A Lake

The Lady Eve, 1941. Written and directed by lipstick-magnate Preston Sturges. Starring Barbara Stanwyck, Hank Fonda, Charles Coburn, Eugene Pallette and Sturges stalwarts William Demarest, Eric Blore and Robert Greig.Playing in Loring Park with Fat Kid Wednesdays; part of the Walker’s Summer Music and Movies.
Briefly: tonight, the Walker Art Center is bestowing us unworthies with oddball jazz and and an even more oddball movie in beautiful Loring Park at sunset. The Lady Eve, the story of Ale-brewing and snake-loving Hank Fonda’s run-in with con-lady Barb Stanwyck, is hilarious and quite sexy to boot. If you have anything else to do, you must be dead, at least from the neck up.
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Another Morality Lesson from Timmy

Some pills make you taller and some pills make you smallIf you didn’t get a big enough laugh out of Bush’s petty moralizing at his stem cell research funding veto ceremony, here’s one for you:
Tim (I’m Only Looking Out for You) Pawlenty thinks the frequent television ads for prescription drugs are too much.
Yup, Tim’s bravely willing to fight the power of the pharmaceutical industry’s massive lobbying and political contribution muscle to make sure you’re properly informed by your doctor about which sleep or erection inducing medicine you should take. (Don’t forget, too, that the ads won’t tell you in which order to take said medicine, depending on your wife’s mood.)
Tim thinks that too many people are just going into their doctor and saying, “Gimme some of the uppers for my johnson and downers for afterwards,” without the benefit of an actual consultation with the expert on the other end of the prescription pen.
Tim, if you’re want to start regulating advertising that’s injurious to our health, you really ought to start with Coca Cola and all the rest of the crap that’s full of high fructose corn syrup.
Maybe if all those men who have lifestyle-induced diabetes ever ate a vegetable or took a walk, they wouldn’t have the infrequent erections and frequent urination that are keeping them awake in the first place. That will solve a lot of the pill problems right there.
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Slice of LIfe

four and twenty blackbirds …Pie.
Apple pie, lemon pie, pumpkin pie, shoofly pie, humble pie, pot pie, mincemeat pie, sugar pie. Pies have been around since the ancient Egyptians. In older times, the crust was not eaten. Referred to as the “coffyn”, the crust was merely a means of holding the warm filling together. The meat pies in England often made use of a protruding leg as a handle. How very smart.
Warm or cold, sweet or savory, political projectile or genital symbol, everybody loves pie.
This Sunday, the Minneapolis chapter of the Slow Food organization is celebrating pie at an “It’s All About Pie” event at The Neighborhood House in St. Paul (179 Robie Street East).
Four expert pie makers will share their life of pie:
Anne Dimock, author of Humble Pie: Musing on What Lies Beneath the Crust.
John Michael Lerma, author of Garden Party.
Rose McGee, brilliant playwright, story teller, maker of incredible sweet potato pie and owner of Deep Roots Gourmet Desserts.
Valorie Arrowsmith, a pie maker from Braham, MN where they know a thing or two about pie.Stories, samples, demonstrations, and life lessons can be experience from 1-4pm. Contact chefron73@hotmail.com or call 612-362-9210 for more info.