Year: 2006

  • And Gold, More Hurtful Still Than Iron

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    Last of all arose the age of hard iron: immediately, in this period which took its name from a baser ore, all manner of crime broke out; modesty, truth, and loyalty fled. Treachery and trickery took their place, deceit and violence and criminal greed…The land, which had previously been common to all, like the sunlight and the breezes, was now divided up far and wide by boundaries, set by cautious surveyors. Nor was it only corn and their due nourishment that men demanded of the rich earth: they explored its very bowels, and dug out the wealth which it had hidden away, close to the Stygian shades, and this wealth was a further incitement to wickedness. By this time iron had been discovered, to the hurt of mankind, and gold, more hurtful still than iron. War made its appearance, using both these metals in its conflict, and shaking clashing weapons in bloodstained hands…All proper affection lay vanquished and, last of the mortals, the maiden Justice left the blood-soaked earth.

    –Ovid, Metamorphoses, Book One, “The Crimes of Men and Giants”

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  • His so-called life

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    Remember me?

    Note to every girl born between the years of 1971 and, say, 1978 who ever rushed home after band practice to watch My So-Called Life (this being the hit TV drama on which Claire Danes got her start, if you’ll recall): Jared Leto (a.k.a., Jordan Catalano!) is in Minneapolis tonight to play First Avenue with his band, 30 Seconds To Mars. The occasion should be of interest to each and every woman who blossomed, during the mid-90s, out of an artsy, emotionally tormented teen. You and me, we’ve spent the better part of our adult lives in unsuccessful relationships with the likes of Jordan Catalano, or else we’ve been vying for the attention for these characters–you know, the sort of guys who are hunky but not-so-smart, case in point: they are apathetic to our charms. I persist to be excited about this, even though some recent shots of Leto indicate that he is either deeply entrenched in playing a fatty or else–eek!–has let himself go. If my ten-year reunion was any indication, this is the poetic justice that dogs all high school hotties. wha-Ha!

    And to the music-heads who might accuse me of being shallow here: a thirty-second visit to the 30 Seconds website indicates that this will be typical of the cerebral emo genre. Try-if-you-like Elliot Smith and Jeff Buckley, I guess.

  • Another Day, E…T…C…

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    Her, she could make an angel out of any ghost.

    He didn’t have that gift, unfortunately.

    He wished to somehow praise the light, but his night vision was so much keener, the details and sharp fragments of truth emerging from the darkness with perfect clarity.

    The smallest breathing thing will take but an instant to understand captivity from every angle. This he understood. Even so, he felt like he was trying to run up an escalator while balancing a tray full of drinks, his mind one of those sloshing glasses. Acceptance would make a bed in him, but wouldn’t stay in it, and would be up and down all night long, wandering from room to room, asking questions.

    You might be surprised; people do get up in the middle of the night and call their banks.

    In the morning he would walk the streets of the city, looking for anyone with some approximation of his blood running like bulls through their heart. And still, and always, he was left with his one true and hopeless ambition: to discover an entirely new country.

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  • The Divine Cocktail Show and Supper Club

    I do not know much about The Divine Cocktail Lounge Show and Supper Club, but I do know that it’s emceed by an all-around great guy named Henry Allen, a writer/musician/performer who did duty with Theatre de la Jeune Lune back in the days when I worked there. In any case, tonight’s episode of this recurring lounge show promises to be a collection of performance, visual art, and indie pop. And besides, any show that’s embedded with the term “supper club” deserves our patronage, right? The shebang’s free, in any case. Check the MySpace page for details.

  • Out Of The Dust And Into The Fire, Into The Stars

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    I had plenty of occasion, believe me, to wonder what the hell I was doing with my life. How was is that I found myself living in a garbage scow of an apartment building (crammed with shitheels) that had the nerve to call itself Christ Is Risen Estates? How had I acquired so much confusion?

    I, who abhorred complication more than anything, had nonetheless allowed complication and chaos to overrun the quiet, orderly routines that I’d always believed would keep me sane. I was being ruled almost entirely by irrationality, and I could no longer sort out what I wanted or trust my urges. One minute I would believe anything was possible, the next it would all seem utterly impossible.

    I more or less forgot how to feed myself, and would go days without eating. I routinely got lost in my own neighborhood, and any attempt to venture out into the city was an unpleasant and unpredictable adventure in disorientation. In the middle of the afternoon on a gorgeous summer day I would find myself looking at revolvers in a gun shop in someplace called Coon Rapids.

    I don’t know. My mind was always elsewhere. It always is. Don’t ask me where, specifically, or even generally, it is, but it’s decidedly elsewhere. I’d say I was having a breakdown –that I was, in fact, brokedown– if the whole thing didn’t strike me as such a fascinating adventure, if I wasn’t so keenly aware of the oddness of it all.

    Sometimes it almost struck me as magical, as if I’d slipped free of the material world. Some nights I would laugh myself hoarse at the absolute wonder of it all.

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  • Love's Hangover

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    I have a good buddy who we’ll call “Roy”. He’s a total foodiphile and routinely calls me from the market on weekend mornings to give the good report on what he’s finding. Before he owned his own business, he was a pro server at some of the best fine dining establishments in town. Roy is going through a rough divorce.

    His soon-to-be ex, who we’ll call “The Grinch”, has removed nearly everything from his house, down to the last can of Who-Hash. This is a man who cooks, and cooks well. But no man can cook when he’s left with only a turkey baster and a foosball table.

    I’m thinking of throwing him a Divorce Shower/Sake Binge once the thing finally goes through. If I had to restock from scratch, these would be my firsts and favorites:

    Bowls, of the stainless steel variety. Clean up in a flash and they’ll never break.

    Tongs, even if you have managed to culture asbestos fingers. Get the most basic, too much frippery only hampers the tool.

    Forget the regular oven mit, they don’t call this one The Dragon for nothin’, baby. With the 100% Kevlar protection up to 1000 degrees, feel free to reach in the oven and just manhandle that turkey!

    Rubber Spatulas need to be heat proof, yes. But more importantly, they shouldn’t break off into your batter.

    Half-Sheet Pan, sometimes known as Jelly Roll Pan. Use it as a tray to set up prep items, throw down some parchment paper to bake cookies, roast a chicken, whatever.

    Speaking of which, check out this deal on parchment paper. Set for life!

    Pans, you have to go All-Clad. Except for one favorite.

    Maybe one more gift to help embrace bachelorhood (that is, if The Grinch didn’t make off with the frigidaire).

    Help me out: What are the kitchen things you couldn’t live without?

  • Some sort of panorama

    Short-n-sweet: the University of Minnesota has invited local puppet and object theater master Michael Sommers onboard its showboat to perform Old Four Eyes: A Mississippi Panorama, a new play by Kevin Kling. I highly recommend Sommers’ work for reasons that I can’t push through this morning’s fog of coffee- and sleep-deprivation. The first performance is today but the show goes on through August 23.

  • Far Away, And Soon

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    I don’t suppose you’ll get this letter before I shove off, Phil, but I wanted to leave you with a few words all the same.

    You’ve probably known me longer than just about anyone, and you know that I’ve always been a dreamer. You probably recall that I used to dream about being an astronaut. I had that plastic helmet, the shiny silver spacesuit, and the bright green moon boots –the whole nine yards– and I think I spent one entire summer going around the neighborhood in that get-up.

    My old man sent me that outfit from Florida, where he was living with his new wife. I kept the card he sent along with the spacesuit for a long time, but somewhere it got lost in the shuffle. I’d long since memorized the words he wrote on that postcard of a spaceship, though: “They’re shooting rockets at the moon. Soon you’ll be free to go.”

    Those words puzzled and thrilled me for many years, and I suppose many of my frustrations and disappointments in life have been directly related to that card and its message. I never wanted anything so bad as I wanted to be free to go, and that fierce desire made it awful difficult for me to live any kind of normal life.

    Imagine working at the Woolworth’s when you’ve had your heart set on outer space ever since you were a little boy.

    It was impossible, to be honest with you, but I muddled along the best I could.

    I finally decided it’s time, though, Phil. It just occurred to me the other morning that there’s really not a thing in this world stopping me.

    I’m free to go, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

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  • Stories from the Great War for Civilization

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    Road To Guantanamo, 2006. Directed by Michael Winterbottom and Mat Whitecross. Starring Riz Ahmed, Farhad Harun, Waqar Siddiqui, Afran Usman, Shahid Iqbal, and the actual Tipton Three, who give us their story in interviews: Ruhel Ahmed, Asif Iqbal, and Shafiq Rasul.

    Since June 29, my wife and I have been enjoying a visit with friends in Saudi Arabia. It is interesting to note that there are no movie theaters here in Saudi Arabia, ostensibly due to the fact that too much would have to be edited out from every picture: there can be no cleavage, no hugging, no drinking, no drugs, etc. But what is most concering to the Saudi government, according to most of the people I’ve spoken to, is any criticism of their government or the U.S. policy, which skip along hand in hand. Even if there were theaters in Saudi, you can bet that Road To Guantanamo would not be around to rile up a public whose collective anger is simmering at a low boil.

    Here in the Arabian Peninsula, cultures are in collision, from the Westerners working for the oil industry to the guest workers in for little pay to clean the houses of the wealthy, to the Saudis themselves, all of whom are too complex to try and shoehorn into a category. Here, you meet people like Fearful Sam, a resident of Aramco, the Saudi/American oil company. Sam is a man who, when asked if he likes it in Saudi, says that he loves it and proceeds to relate, for twenty nonstop minutes, how he never leaves the city-sized compound because ‘they’ hate people like him and want to cut his head off.

    We Americans all feel this way, I think, to a degree: the weeks and months prior to departure were filled with concerned friends, family and strangers–liberals and conservatives–expressing sober concern for my life and safety on this trip. I, too, had trepidations. But after barely a week in the Middle East, these concerns have become secondary. My utter ignorance of the world is what concerns me today.

    You won’t get a taste of the Middle East by watching a film. I saw Road to Guantanamo a few weeks ago and was outraged, went home, and by the end of the day it’s lessons were simply another bon-bon in the box of my intellectual chocolate sampler. I consider myself learned, read Harpers, visit the Guthrie, the museums, and don’t know squat about the Middle East. To this dilettante, this awful subject quickly gets boring, it never ends.

    But here, in Saudi, you get the world in your face every day, moment after moment: children play soccer and cricket while Saudi jets fly over; the war in Israel over the captured soldier is in every breath, nearly as prevalent and soul-sickening for the locals as 9/11 was for us; the attacks on the U.S., Spain and Britain were simply more devastation in a now half-century skirmish, The Great War for Civilization, as Robert Fisk calls it.

    The Road to Guantanamo is a harrowing film at times, a damning account of three innocents who were swallowed alive by the machinery of our “war” against terrorism. From a purely aesthetic perspective, Road is a good movie, but nonetheless a film with a trio of actors at its center playing the Tipton Three with very little emotional range. I don’t doubt director Michael Winterbottom’s intentions aren’t anything but noble, but all he’s done is take the story and recreate it onscreen with as much verisimilitude as he can. The result is an oddly distant movie, whose scenes of torture are strangely unaffecting at times, and, worse, confusing and at times veering out of context. The film has been criticized for not making any attempt at understanding some of the American guards at Guantanamo, but my chief complaint is that we really don’t come to understand the three poor kids whose lives were stolen for two long years.

    The facts: Just a week after September 11, 2001, young Asif, all of nineteen years old, travels from Tipton, England to Pakistan to meet with a girl his mother has deemed worthy of him to marry. Asif asks his friend Ruhel to come and be his best man. Ruhel agrees, and brings along some other pals, Shafiq and Monir. These are three typical teenage goofballs–eager to eat, to talk, and share their passionate ideas with one another. While praying at a mosque, an Imam there suggests that all good Muslims should go to Afghanistan to give aid to the people whose lives have been disrupted by the war there. Along with a cousin, Zahid, they travel to Afghanistan to help.

    From there, a series of horrific events meet them: they are stuck in a village, helping no one and getting deathly ill; being whisked supposedly back to Pakistan but instead right into the heart of Taliban territory; their group is split up, and Monir vanishes, forever.

    Worst of all, however, and the crux of the story: the three boys from England are captured by Northern Alliance troops, detained, beaten, questioned, and finally sent to Guantanamo Bay for two years.

    The Road to Guantanamo has no plot to speak of, really: as I said, it’s simply an often confusing exact reenactment of what the Tipton Three tell us. Like United 93, this is an outstanding account of events that we can only imagine–and, like that movie, I ask, to what end? Is it, like the Coney Island Hurrican Recreations, simply to ‘take us there!’? Well, that’s an impossibility. We’ll be squeamish for two hours, then go home and hope and pray for an end to the Bush Administration or send our checks to Amnesty International at most. Don’t ask me what I want instead, because I don’t know the answer. As far as the film is concerned, The Road To Guantanamo would have been more powerful with up close interviews with the them, and let my imagination roam–it is still more potent than Winterbottom’s recreations.

    You could do no wrong in bookending a depressing day with viewings of both United 93 and Road to Guantanamo–these stories tell us how different people are affected by our so-called war on terror. In the interviews with the Tipton Three, you see that their experience as they relate it do not reflect on their faces–in fact, there’s a certain peace to them, a resignation of fate, a sad acceptance that, in the words of one of the men, “the world’s not a nice place”. Ruhel Ahmed, Asif Iqbal, and Shafiq Rasul all stare straight at the camera, as if trying to see something in us that will help them to understand their ordeal, and it’s wrenching. Has their faith helped them heal? Has it helped them to forgive? Or will they carry an anger with them for the rest of their lives?

    It is striking to drive down the manic streets of Dammam and Khubar and suddenly hear the call to prayer resonate from a mosque, and then another, off by a few seconds, from another, and then more, until the skies are filled. Then the stores shuttering, the people praying. Spirited discussions erupt in the cafes and foule shops for any westerner eager to listen. There is anger here, no doubt, but there is also a sense of calm, of trying to get to the bottom of generations of conflict, of a hunger for peace, and not necessarily a peace through conquest as one might expect. The Tipton Three have been through a wringer so distant from our own experiences that nothing can compare. When I saw The Road to Guantanamo, I knew about this tragedy from a distance nearly equal to this planet and the dark side of Mars. Now that I’m in Saudi, trying to figure out my place in the politicial firmament, this is what amazes me: these three young men’s capacity for forgiveness, relief, resignation to their God’s will.

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  • Lovin' Summer

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    This is the first real weekend of summer.

    No holidays to plan for, kids are tied up with “other plans” that don’t include family or summer sporting events, friends have had enough of me over the Fourth and it’s going to be hot.

    FRIDAY
    I’m simply craving sushi, maybe to help cleanse my body of all the hot dogs I ate this week. Dinner at Yumi’s in Excelsior, a great summer town. Maybe we’ll catch a movie at the Dock then go to Biella for late night dessert at a patio table.

    SATURDAY
    Hit the Mill City Farmers Market with the three year old. Then we’re going New School with lunch at Level Five in the new Guthrie, followed by Old School with Oreo’s on top of the Foshay Tower. Hit the beach, read my book, take a nap. If I remember to stop at Coastal, we might just have mussels with crusty bread for dinner.

    SUNDAY
    Maybe we’ll check out dim sum at Jun Bo in Richfield, maybe we’ll make chocolate chip pancakes, who knows. There will definitely be World Cup action, whether I’m drinking French beer or Italian beer, I haven’t decided yet. There’s one thing of which I am sure: since it’s been at least a full week since I’ve had a decent cheeseburger, LT for dinner.