Year: 2006

  • Wanly yours,

    The big news this weekend is the Guthrie opening, of course. And I’ll be there. I won’t elaborate too much on how I feel about that (uh, excited), considering that there are many other things going on this weekend, and in some instances they won’t involve such logjam traffic.

    There’s Twin Cities Pride, for example. Might I recommend that daylight dance party on Bar Lurcat’s patio (I look forward to this, being that the afternoon is the only time I really have energy to kick it) or the uptown pride block party outside of Bryant Lake Bowl? The later event has music performances by Venus and Tina Schlieske for a trip down memory lane.

    And speaking of music, I like the little shows. For example, Beatifics will sprinkle their sugar-sweet brand of pop around the Hexagon Bar tonight. High On Stress will be among the lineup at Spring Street Tarvern.

    Theater: My top pick is London After Midnight: Victorian Tales of Crime and the Supernatural, Hardcover Theater‘s late-night production of vampire and grave robber stories, which is scheduled for a 3 p.m. matinee this Sunday. My other top pick is I Am My Own Wife at the Jungle, starring Bradley Greenwald. I haven’t seen it yet; it’s just that I loved Greenwald’s work in Torch Song Trilogy a few years back. From what I am hearing we can expect a repeat of that bold performance.

    Finally, while walking although the Mill Ruins Park last weekend, mostly to scope various views of the new Guthrie, I vowed to participate in the community dig in that area, an archaeological project to excavate the old Cataract Mill Complex. Some of it has already been exposed, and it’s a breathtaking display.

  • A Chocolate Fig

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    I sometimes miss my chance to support the local-food-movement, mainly because many Saturday mornings come at the expense of Friday night revelry and not even the promise of a breakfast brat could lure me to the market.

    With the opening of Golden Fig & River Chocolate Company Fine Foods on Grand Ave. in St. Paul, I can feel good about hitting the snooze on the weekends and supporting the community on Tuesdays. The shop is the brainchild of two giants in the local food producers movement: Laurie Crowell of Golden Fig and Dierdre Davis of River Chocolate.

    The idea is to feature fine foods and gifts made by small producers from the Midwest. Beyond their own lines, you’ll find goodies like Daddy Sam’s BBQ Sauce, Laura’s Candy hand-crafted marshmallows (hello double dark chocolate!)and Native Harvest maple butter.

    But even better than the goods are the stories behind them, and Laurie and Dierdre know them all. They’ve worked hard to find the items they’re selling and have really learned about the people behind them: there’s the spice lady in a small Minnesota town who has traveled the world in search of spices or the people behind Native Harvest who are sharing Native American traditions to fund the White Earth Recovery Project.

    Inspired by the sell-out of their Rustica Bakery orders, they’re waiting on a delivery for a deli cooler. The pair promises to stock it with the best local cheeses and meats, as well as a special sandwich of the day.

    Of course you can still visit Laurie and Dierdre at their market booths on the weekends, but take the time to stop in the store during the week and make them tell you a story.

    Golden Fig & River Chocolate Company Fine Foods
    790 Grand Ave.
    St. Paul, MN 55105
    651.602.0144

  • Timmy on Taxes

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    Ready. Aim…

    A big whoop engendered yesterday by the Growth and Justice gang’s ad in the Strib yesterday indicating the willingness of 200 upper income Minnesotans to pay more tax to fund education, transportation and health care got the expected response from Tim “I answer only to David Strom” Pawlenty: “If those people want to send their checks to the state, I’ll pose with them for a photo.”

    I can’t figure why I’d want a picture of me with Pawlenty, other than for target practice. (I once used a picture of the actress Lily Taylor that I picked up at a Walker screening for a target at the range, so why not? It’s just paper.)

    I should disclose that I was one of the signers of the ad, although I’ve long since stopped being a higher income Minnesotan. I did it not because I want my taxes raised, but because, since taxes have been lowered here, things have begun to go to hell. We need only look at the idiotic attempt to get contractors to bid on the remake of the Crosstown Highway-35W interchange–and finance it themselves–to see where Pawlenty’s tax cuts have left us.

    If you want further evidence, you could of course look at property tax increases of 10-12 percent per year in Minneapolis–a regressive tax if there ever was one–that comes about as a feeble attempt to make up for the state aid the city used to get.

    Since we got Timmy Taxcut, we’ve got fewer police, (and surprise! more crime.) We’ve got Minneapolis libraries that are only open 3 days per week, and we’ve got a transportation system that is costing us millions in lost productivity and fuel waste. But at least we can take the time we’re sitting dead on the freeways to count our tax savings.

    If everyone on that list of people who signed that ad would do as Timmy says and send in their check, the math tells us that would amount to $1.2 million. (200 earners of $300,000 each sending in 2 percent.) Indeed that entire amount is about 12 percent of what Minneapolis needs just to restore library service to what it was before the state cut off the funds.

    Of course, I’m willing to bet that group puts its money where its mouth is in other ways. I’m fairly familiar with the Minneapolis Library’s situation and there are a lot of those names on the big donor wall in the new library–among and right along side of the taxpayers of Minneapolis who voted to raise their own taxes to build the thing.

    My next contribution, though, is going to be to whoever can beat Pawlenty in November. We need a leader here, and he just doesn’t have anything deeper than the sound bite mentality of his childish response.

  • From Arbus to Zero for Conduct

    For those of you who cherish your brain cells, the moguls in Hollywood have chosen to cut us a break this weekend, leaving the big-budget extravaganzas alone, and giving us… well, virtually nothing. There’s a lot of movies around town, but I think your best bet’s at the Walker Art Center. If it were me, I’d take my honey out to my favorite restaurant, go for a stroll through the sculpture gardens (just to check out the approaching sunset and have some good conversation time), and then go for a major wig-out with the Diane Arbus exhibit. Arbus is perhaps my favorite photographer. Our own DeSmith had an intriguing observation about Arbus–I can’t wait to come up with my own.

    It’ll also be a trip down memory lane. When I was an impressionable youth, I used to pore over a book of Arbus’ photos that my Pop had. They freaked me out to no end, and gave a sad kid with freashly split folks a sense that maybe being f’d up kept you in good–if not interesting–company. In fact, I used to try to look like a so-called freak in the mirror, hoping that I would somehow appear just weird enough for an Arbus to photograph. A lack of sleep helped with the bags under the eyes and a woeful countenance. Nowadays I can achieve the effect with too much gin and an early morning.

    Anyway, after that, I’d probably haul my girl to see Zero For Conduct, playing every hour on the hour in the Walker’s Auditorium. Zero is the harrowing story of a rebellion in a boy’s school in France, directed by Jean Vigo. Vigo only lived long enough to make this and L’Atalante, one of my all time favorites. Like Arbus, Vigo had an eye for the beautiful and the grotesque–just look at Michel Simon and his barbarous sailor, and Dita Parlo is at turns ravishing and disturbing. I expect no less of Zero and all its angry children.

    Life has kept me from making my way in to see Zero, but I will this weekend, the last time before I head to the deserts of Saudi Arabia. If you’re desperate for my reviews (which would make me worried about your mental health), I’ll have a few coming while I’m gone, from Superduperman Reruns to A Scanner Darkly, the former god-awful, the latter pretty good. But go see Diane and go see Zero; you deserve to treat yourself to something truly amazing for a change.

  • A Power Hitter Needs A Proper Name

    Justin doesn’t cut it.

    Every high school football and soccer team in America has a half dozen Justins on its roster, and the name reeks of suburban privilege. It’s a boy-band name, and I’d love to see Justin Morneau go in a different direction.

    Granted, the big Canuck seems to be doing just fine right now, but he does have other options in the name department. He was, after all, born Justin Ernest George Morneau, and either of the lad’s two middle names would be preferable to his current handle.

    George Morneau is decent, certainly, if a bit flat-faced and bland. And Ernest Morneau would be a solid name for a Canadian novelist or outdoor columnist, but is perhaps a little too stolid for a modern day slugger.

    Ernie, though, Ernie Morneau; there’s a good baseball name. It has a nice throwback ring to it, and would be perfectly suitable for a heavyweight boxer, a barroom brawler, or a Major League masher.

    I’m guessing Ernie Morneau would hit ten to fifteen more homeruns a year than Justin Morneau.

    Easily.

  • Pink in the face

    Since I don’t often plug charity events, and am starting to feel as though I’ve got a hardened, black heart, I thought I’d pass along this info about an event happening tonight at the grandest she-palace in all the Twin Cities, Alfred’s Grand Petit Magasin.

    Before I get into the event: This magnificent store, in Edina, is sort of fashioned after Barney’s or Fred Segal, although it’s infused with a little more Parisian flare. I guess you could say it’s the last ridiculously high-end outpost on the prairie, catering to the sorts of local ladies who might travel to the coast, or even abroad, to form fall wardrobes or decorate their homes for the season. The place is decked out with a cafe, a stationery section, housewares, furniture, jewelry, a clothing section (my fave-or-ite!, except that it looks to be a little heavy on the over-embellished as of late, and I’m trying to stay away from that stuff), and even a basement filled with vintage goodies.

    If you haven’t already guessed, Alfred’s is not the sort of place to bring your thoroughly masculine friends.

    In any case, the event, called Pink Party, is a fundraiser for Hope Chest for Breast Cancer and, let’s see, it’s in the shape of a champagne and dessert party. Do not be fooled if your boyfriend or husband has a sweet tooth or likes swilling bubbly. This ain’t for him.

  • Glad And Sorry

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    When he came up through the tunnel, the darkness had not yet lifted and the cicada were still in full damp rattle.

    The heat had broken in the night, and the coolness was stirring up an apparational moving fog, heavy, moist. The street lights were dropping fuzzed cones of grainy and ineffectual light straight down into the fog.

    Across the street he could see the smeared neon in the windows of the slaughterhouse bars and diners. A laugh broke like a whip and set off a dog somewhere out in the neighborhood beyond. From the stockyards he could hear the sleepy and pleasant idling of freight trains, readying to move out across the plains and into the mountains.

    At the mouth of the tunnel there were two children huddled in rain slickers, shaking little UNICEF cans. There was nothing in his pockets but blood. His pants and socks and boots felt sodden.

    He couldn’t stand to change and shower in that filthy locker room with all those bellowing and exhausted men. Every morning he liked to be the first one up the tunnel, the first one home in bed next to his wife as daylight made its appearance at the windows.

    He would be drifting off to sleep as his wife dressed quietly for mass and kissed him goodbye.

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  • Market Frenzy

    Like many food tourists, I’m driven to seek out local markets—public, farmers, indoor, outdoor—everywhere I travel. Invariably, I end up wandering the aisles awash with both wonder and jealousy. In Vancouver, the booths and stands crowded into the Granville Island Public Market nearly bring me to tears with their spectacular selection of fresh fish and cheeses. The San Francisco Ferry Building Marketplace is so chock-full of local food artisans and champions of the sustainable food movement that leaving that place is like breaking up with a soul mate. Pike’s Place in Seattle, La Boqueria in Barcelona, and Chatuchak in Bangkok have all left me coveting a great market here at home.

    This year my wishes have been granted. The past couple of months have already seen a flurry of activity on the Twin Cities market scene. The opening of the Midtown Global Market in June was a Twin Cities milestone: Finally we have an indoor public market—home to produce, interesting dry goods, and prepared foods, restaurants, and arts and crafts from around the world. The St. Paul Farmers Market finally began construction on Market Hall, which will provide year-round indoor accommodations right next door to its outdoor market in Lowertown. Back in Minneapolis, nestled between the Mill City Museum and the new Guthrie Theater, the Mill City Farmers Market is supplied by local organic growers and geared in part to local chefs (its driving force is Brenda Langton, the chef and owner of Café

    Brenda). Add to this the success of neighborhood markets—the Midtown Public Market (not to be confused with the Midtown Global Market), an outdoor seasonal market just off the light rail transit line on Lake Street, or the suburban Maple Grove Market that jams a community center parking lot—and it seems that markets in Minnesota are far more than a fad. Certainly this market frenzy is exciting, but I still wonder if, given the history of struggling markets here, we can make it all work.

    The Twin Cities’ first public market opened in 1853 on the corner of Seventh and Wabasha in St. Paul. In 1876, Minneapolis established a fruit and vegetable market on First and Hennepin. During those times when little produce was being shipped in from other cities, the crops of local farmers were in such high demand from city dwellers that under-the-table deals often depleted the goods before the market even officially opened.

    By 1881, St. Paul had built a massive, block-long great hall for its public market; and by 1916, Minneapolis claimed to be one of the top three fruit distribution centers in the country. In order to handle the nearly five million dollars’ worth of produce that passed through the city each season, Minneapolis built a permanent market structure in the 1930s at Glenwood and Lyndale Avenues, which is still in use. These days some 240 vendors rotate among just 170 stalls, but at its height, it boasted more than four hundred vendors.

    What happened to these centers of food and commerce? For starters, after World War II Americans fell in love with convenience. Fleets of refrigerated trucks bringing avocados from California and oranges from Florida to smartly lit supermarkets indicated the beginning of the end for many farmers markets; as the number of local market buyers dwindled, farmers found outlets with giant distribution centers and brokers who did the selling for them. Then the 60s and 70s brought more and more women into the workforce; it became easier, faster, and more necessary to buy frozen peas from the grocery store instead of strolling through a distant market to pick through a fresh bushel. The more Americans consumed processed food, the less they cared how it was grown and who grew it. As a result, in 1981, the St. Paul market moved to Lowertown and downsized from 682 stalls to 168. Just when it seemed like our country was made of Cheez Whiz, a generation of chefs, restaurateurs, and growers began banding together to re-establish the connection between food and farm. People now crowd farmers markets, waiting in line to chat with the farmer behind the cabbage stand, seeking the historical origins of their heirloom tomatoes, and supporting the use of organic and sustainable farming methods. It seems that this desire to connect with both our food and our local communities has driven the renaissance of the public market, not just here but nationwide—thanks to 111 percent growth between 1994 and 2004, there are more than 3,700 markets across the country today.

    Yet a passion for fresh food is not enough to make a market successful. The Uptown neighborhood flirted briefly with a farmers market in the Calhoun Square parking lot, but they couldn’t attract enough vendors or customers. The chefs at Auriga tried to launch an organic market, much like Brenda Langton has done with the Mill City market, but couldn’t keep it going. A good market is more than just a bright idea from a neighborhood association—it requires the right location, the right mix of vendors, smart management, and, of course, local support.

    Then, of course, there’s the question of competition. If the local market in Excelsior is successful, will fewer shoppers drive to the big-city markets? Small producers must decide on the best place to spend the lucrative Saturday morning, or whether they can stretch their business to cover more than one market. And what of the struggling Midtown Public Market just down the block from the Midtown Global Market? Will they help or hurt each other? Add to all this competition from the sophisticated grocery industry, which is among the nation’s leaders in innovation. Shoppers today need not suffer the grungy Pick-n-Saves of the world; we have a strong network of co-ops that have been championing local and organic products for decades, not to mention the more-recent efforts of Kowalski’s and Byerly’s/Lunds. Then there’s Whole Foods, and the newest game in town, Trader Joe’s.

    Given such abundance, it’s easy to see how even health nuts might put on some pounds. What will it take to make this newest generation of public markets thrive? Good old Midwestern commitment—to the farmers markets, to small producers, to local artisans—is the best way to keep the local food culture growing.

  • Why Race?

    When we were all younger and firmer, my husband was a competitive runner and our daughters were Dad groupies. Upon returning from the crusades, battle scarred and sweaty, the girls would surround him, hopping around with Barbies in their fists and shrieking, “Did you win Dad, did you win?” The situation was such that sometimes he could truthfully say yes and a cheer went up, yeah, and all was happiness. But sometimes when he was being silly and honest, he said, “No, I was tenth.” Not only was he tenth, he was colder than yesterday’s starlet. The daughters were of the Linda Evangelista don’t-get-out-of-bed-for-less-than-ten-thousand-dollars school of thought. Why race if you weren’t going to win?

    Of course that’s immature thinking. Judging from the streams of competitors transitioning from swim to bike to run in the Lifetime Fitness Triathlon later this month, not to mention the ten thousand runners who’ll be making their way down Summit Avenue in the Twin Cities Marathon in October, there must be lots of reasons to race that don’t include a prize worth $500,000. The Road Running Information Center reports that while numbers of participants in marathons have steadily climbed in each of the past ten years, median finishing times are significantly slower—from 3:54 to 4:23 for men and from 4:15 to 4:51 for women. This suggests the athletes swelling the ranks are definitely not racing to win.

    Missy Fee, thirty-eight, race director for the Heart of the Lakes Triathlon in Annandale, first became involved in the event as a competitor in the early 1990s. There were perhaps one hundred other racers that year, including her husband who signed up on race day. This year, the short course reached its five-hundred-entrant limit in just two days, four months prior to race day. Between short and long courses and relay teams, the Heart of the Lakes Triathlon drew one thousand entrants who each paid sixty dollars to participate. “It’s hard to say what’s motivating people to enter triathlons,” she said. “I can only speak for myself. I was a competitive athlete in high school and college, and I had run several marathons. This is a local event, and when I saw what the distances were, I thought, I can do that.”

    Suzannah Mork, a doctoral candidate in the school of kinesiology at the University of Minnesota, has interviewed twenty ironman-distance triathletes and discovered several characteristics unique to participants of this extreme event that comprises a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bike, and a 26.2-mile run. “In most events, racers compete against each other. Ironmans are so challenging that there is a strong sense of cooperation and camaraderie among racers, and every finisher really is a winner.” The triathletes she interviewed listed many reasons for racing, among them, curiosity, motivation to exercise, an enormous sense of accomplishment, and even social opportunities. “There’s a lot of time to talk on a fifty-mile bike ride. Triathletes appreciate the chance to meet and socialize with other like-minded people. They commented, ‘We used to meet for coffee. Now we meet for a run.’ ”

    Overwhelmingly, the reason proffered for racing is to challenge oneself, to discover something about oneself by finding limits and then pushing beyond, to see what’s on the other side. So says Jan Kahring, age fifty-three of Maple Grove, who, when interviewed, was in the thick of training for Grandma’s Marathon, her first. “I like to push myself but I need a race to motivate me to get out and do the training.” She recalled a cold, rainy weekend when she did an eighteen-mile run—something that would not have occurred had she not been training.

    Any intuition that training more often and more intensively increases one’s susceptibility to injury was debunked by Liz Schorn, a physical therapist in Minneapolis. “I think people who race are more attuned to proper training techniques, hydration, diet, and stretching and therefore are less likely to get injured,” she said. “Racers are also more likely to have invested in better-quality gear which helps prevent injury. The noncompetitive athlete may take a more casual view of these factors and, even though they are logging fewer miles, may be just as likely to sustain injury.” She notes that while participation in races has increased over the past ten years, the number and types of injuries she sees has remained steady.

    Of course, race participants don’t sign waivers of responsibility for nothing. Two entrants died during the 2006 Los Angeles Marathon, and a third was hospitalized. Race officials ran out of water during last year’s Life Time Fitness Triathlon, held in ninety-degree heat. At least three competitors ended up in Hennepin County Medical Center’s intensive care unit. This year both the Mad City Marathon in Madison, Wisconsin, and the Med City Marathon in Rochester took place over the unseasonably hot Memorial Day weekend; both events were called off after five and three hours, respectively. In Madison, some five hundred runners who were still on the course were encouraged to accept a ride to the finish area or to walk the remaining miles at their own risk.

    “I don’t really get it,” says Diane Wiese-Bjornstal, an associate professor of kinesiology at the University of Minnesota, speaking of the flood of people entering races these days. “Racing does motivate people to be active, and as a kinesiologist, this is important to me. But my cynical side has observed that races serve as a notch on the belt, an observable accomplishment that seems increasingly important in our society,” she said. Beyond health, Wiese-Bjornstal suspects that at least part of the motivation for neo-racers is our society’s obsession with the tangible evidence of success; acquiring a souvenir race T-shirt serves as a marker of success, much like driving a Hummer or buying a mini-mansion. Anyone can jog or go for a swim or a bike ride, Wiese-Bjornstal points out, but “racing has become increasingly attractive in part because it raises the status of the participant. The intrinsic value of physical activity has shifted to extrinsic—‘Look, I completed a triathlon’ rather than ‘I am a disciplined person’ or ‘I love being outside on my bike.’ ”

    Many of the registrants filling triathlons and marathons are young professionals trying to make their mark on the world. Wiese-Bjornstal observed that this generation was one of the first to have had a highly scheduled childhood, with organized sports starting as early as three years old. If a child enjoys whacking around a can with a stick, the inclination for many parents is to channel that activity into a peewee hockey program, where he quickly learns there is more glory in competing than there is in merely whacking around a can with a stick. It’s not surprising that children who grew up connecting physical activity with competition and external rewards would, as adults, choose to race, Wiese-Bjornstal explained.

    “That may be true,” said Charlie Peterson, a runner and triathlete from St. Paul. “I saw a lot of people wearing their T-shirts and finisher’s medals around after the Boston Marathon. The T-shirt is really important to some people.” Although a young professional himself, Peterson says his motivations for racing involve travel and socializing. “It’s a fun thing to do with friends and a great way to see another city.”

    The opportunities to socialize and belong to a community played an important role in Janet Robertz’s decision to race. The forty-four-year-old Bloomington resident had been running every day for seven years before she ever entered a race. Even though she was the first woman finisher in that event, she was sorry she’d entered. “It was a horrible experience—stressful, competitive, crowded, and I felt just terrible. This was the exact opposite of everything running had been for me. After that first race, I wanted no part of it.”

    But being both intrinsically motivated and talented as a runner, Robertz eventually transitioned from being vehemently noncompetitive to becoming one of the country’s top masters (age forty and older) runners. “I still love running by myself on trails through the woods, but racing has opened a whole world to me. I’ve gotten to travel and I’ve met the most wonderful people. It’s been fantastic. Back before I was racing, I knew nothing of the running community. I thought I was kind of weird. A few years ago, I was at the Avon marathon and my sister said, ‘Oh my gosh, all these people look just like you.’ It’s true. They’re my people.”

  • Lizz Winstead

    Jon Stewart’s smart satire makes watching The Daily Show one of our favorite things to do in bed. But it’s a little-known fact that the show owes much of its sassy vibe to Minnesota-born humorist Lizz Winstead, who, with Madeleine Smithberg, co-created the show. Winstead still works the comedy circuit, performing one-woman shows such as Don’t Get Me Started and Stream of Consciousness that get personal on touchy topics, and she’s also appeared on programs like Politically Incorrect and Air America’s Unfiltered. She’s at home anywhere she has an opportunity to lampoon and dissect the news of the day, which is why we permitted her to bring item #1 to The Rake’s deserted island; her powers of creativity are fueled by current events, and it just wouldn’t be fair to cut her off.

    1. I would have to bring a computer that would give me Internet access. I need to read Slate and listen to NPR every day. I’m a total news junkie, and I have to keep up with what’s going on in the world.

    2. Would a Scrabble board be a ridiculous thing to bring if I was by myself? But I love Scrabble. I play a lot of Scrabble, and I always have. I like the strategy of it. Even if you lose, you achieve your personal best just by being strategic and paying attention. I’m competing with myself, not with the other person. But hey, with my computer, I can play Scrabble on the Internet.

    3. My dog, Edie. She’s a rescued collie-shepherd mix. She would provide the most joy I could possibly have on the island. She and I could go swimming, and she’d tell me all her secrets. She’s named after Edie from the documentary Grey Gardens [about the deteriorating cousins of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy]. In the movie, there’s a little Edie and a big Edie; my dog is little Edie and I’m big Edie.

    4. A family photograph of my siblings—I’m the youngest of five—singing to my parents on their fiftieth anniversary.

    5. I like crappy coffee. It keeps me not broke. In New York I buy coffee from the men who have coffee carts on the streets for a dollar, and I think it’s delicious. Other people think it’s not so great. And I’d bring a bottle of Oban Scotch.