Month: October 2007

  • What About Muffuletta?

    My esteemed colleague Ann Bauer is one tough critic. Last month, she claimed that there were only two restaurants in Saint Paul where you can get a decent upscale meal – I Nonni and Heartland, and in her most recent blog posting (see below) – she added Zander Cafe to the list.

    My list is a little longer – I’d rate Muffuletta as one of the best restaurants on either side of the river. Chef J.D. Fratzke’s ever-changing menu combines local ingredients and global influences in dishes such as Moroccan spice-rubbed beef short ribs with preserved lemon relish, or pan-seared Arctic char with braised leeks, wild mushrooms, prosciutto and lobster-citrus sauce.

    And what about Jay’s Cafe? The decor may be too modest, and the prices too reasonable, to qualify as “upscale,” but I have thoroughly enjoyed chef-owner Jay Randolph’s’ Midwestern cuisine. I’ve also had some pretty decent meals at Cafe Biaggio, Pazzaluna, and the Downtowner Woodfire Grill, though I haven’t dined at any of them very recently.

    I do share Ann’s preference for contemporary creative cuisine, but when I am in the mood for classic Americana, The Lexington serves up a perfectly decent dining experience.

  • Bangle Butts, Benzes and Bonding

    Been gone for awhile attending to biz. That being said, I have a few immediate automotive observations to share.

    1) The New Accord shows Japan at its shameless best, again. I coulda’ swore I saw a BMW pull up beside me the other day, but NO, its a direct Bangle-butted four door rice burner called the new Accord: flame surfacing, jutted headlights, the works.

    The funny thing about Chris Bangle’s influence on cars is that other designers seem to have one upped him in refinement.* The new Accord is well resolved and looks far more emotional than a Camry, still.

    2) On the personal front, I acquired a new M550 a few months back in a very quick deal. The 550 is the first E class with the new S-class V8 and its quite the restrained muscle car. Specifically this car is what they call a “fat car” in Germany that is designed to drive well in excess of 100 MPH on the autobahn.

    Because of this, I cannot say I have fully bonded with this car. In fact, because I am a ski racing fanatic and transport ski racers all over the Midwest during the Winter (and French School girls in the summer) I have been wondering WHY I gave up the finest SUV I have ever known for this car–The Toyota Land Cruiser.

    The Benz is comfortable but not large. It is tractable but not terrifying–yet. I bought this car primarily to make my long ski trips more interesting while the family sleeps. That has not happened yet but hope still springs eternal. And, alas, the French girls have all gone back to France.

    * THIS OBSERVATION IS SHARED BY A READER–FROM A PREVIOUS POST: “How true! BMW’s are finally coming out of the Bangle mess (I’m sure you will know what I am talking about here) and the 3-series still isn’t very good looking.”

  • Mea Culpa: I Forgot Zander

    When A Rebours closed earlier this fall, I — and just about every other food writer in the Twin Cities — bemoaned the dearth of fine dining in St. Paul.

    “I don’t know what’s happened,” I wrote on September 20. “There’s practically nowhere left in St. Paul to get a decent upscale meal. The only exceptions are Heartland and I Nonni.”

    But how could I have forgotten Zander Cafe, which has been serving terrific, reasonably-priced and very fine food and wine in Cathedral Hill for nearly ten years? I just don’t know. Perhaps it’s because this modest little brick building on Selby Avenue has a polka-dot sign in kitchen appliance blue that reminds me of the early 1970’s and my mother in stirrup pants doing exercises in front of the TV with Jack La Lanne. Or it could be because Zander closed for three months this summer for a renovation that was completed in the long, slow days of late July.

    In any case, consider the omission corrected.

    I went to Zander for drinks on Friday, ended up staying for a bite to eat, and was utterly charmed. First, there was the wine list — note, this is where wine mogul Sam Haislet of Sam’s Wine Shop got his start as a server and ad hoc sommelier — which included a Domaine de Piaugier Rhone wine by the glass. It was smooth, full of cranberry and raisin, with a nice, hot finish, for only $8.25. And the full wine list offered some incredible values, such as a Foris Pinot Noir for $25 (I pay about $17 retail) and an entire section devoted to Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

    I shared an order of Pappardelle Monte Cristo, a mosaic of noodles, fresh basil, pan-fried eggplant, goat cheese, and roasted red pepper tapenade, which was chewy and crisp, earthy with herbs and cheese, smoky and thick and warm. But best? I talked to Alexander Dixon, the eponymous chef “Zander” who — if you don’t mind my saying (Who else will, after all? Jeremy?) — is one of the cutest, most unassuming chef/owners in town.

    He’s a hirsute and rather rumpled fellow, with owlish eyes behind heavy horn-rimmed specs. And he slinks through the restaurant like some random guy who was sent to check the heating ducts. In fact, Dixon stopped by, even before introductions were made, to talk about the strange, aching gospel-ish music (Nina Simone) that was playing in the bar.

    And about his renovation — a clean bit of sprucing with terra cotta walls in butter and moss, tatami carpet, and desert photos in frames — Dixon said, simply, “It was time.” The man who created what he called a “crude, urban bistro” in 1998 was ready to dress things up.

    His customers, apparently, are not. There were diners in jeans and terry cloth sweatsuits, scruffy in that unmistakable St. Paul style, supping on Three-Soup Mosaic, Salmon en Papillote, and Moroccan Lamb Kabob. Afterward, dressed down as they were, these same patrons might have stepped into Zander’s piano bar — Ferdinand’s, according to the retro sign outside — to listen to a group called the Tributary Jazz Ensemble.

    The Dakota this is not. There were no sleek suited men or women carrying lizard bags or people taking money at the door. The piano had worn keys and the menus were paper, not leather-bound. But I’d put Dixon’s cuisine up against any in town. And there are few places I’d rather hang out than at his little 7-seat bar. Drinking Rhone wine and listening to the throaty grace of Nina Simone.

    In St. Paul. Now, isn’t that a wonder?

  • Stock Your Cellar

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    Today is the last day of Surdyk’s Annual Fall Wine Sale, with 20-35% off bottles throughout the store. So if you’re into the old-style guys-in-ties-and-striped-aprons ambiance of the place — or in the mood for some extraordinary cave-aged Cheddar cheese, also on sale in The Cheese Shop next door — you have until 10 p.m. to make it there.

    Should you be out of town, however, touring the north country and looking at leaves on this exquisite autumn day, try Haskell’s — any one of their 8 Twin Cities stores — where Mr. Farrell and the boys are running their own Fall Wine Sale, ’til Saturday the 27th, with discounts of 30-70%. One of the largest wine purveyors in the country, Haskell’s carries bottles ranging from $6 to $160 right on the floor. You’ll have to ask if you want a Chateau Lafite-Rothschild, however; they keep it in back.

  • Ok, Maybe not Sabathia for Santana


    How’d you like to see this coming at you?

    If last night was any indication, either I’ve severely overestimated C.C. Sabathia or Eric Wedge way overused him during the season. Over 240 innings in a year is a lot these days. (Santana pitched 219 this year.)

    Last night (and in game one of the Boston series) he just wasn’t sharp at all. Zellar opined that it was because he was just tired…and he’s not in very good shape to start with. Over 290 pounds is a lot of weight to move around. About 90 pounds more than Johan has to heft with each pitch.

    Sabathia did go 4-1 against the Twins this year, though, while Santana was 0-5 against the Indians.

    I’d still take Grady Sizemore for Mauer in a heartbeat though.

     

  • The Faces of Minnesota Fashion

    Joy Teiken, the brains behind the local label Joynoelle, opened her new studio and storefront yesterday eve. You’ll find it at 312 W. 42nd St. in South Minneapolis. Here she is, looking as carefree and chic as ever while taking a short break from basking in the glory of it all:
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    And here’s Teiken’s friend, Penny Larsen. You might remember her from our September fashion feature with The New Standards; she’s married to bassist John Munson. But she’s also a jewelry maker – and a damn talented one, I might add. I spent much of last evening admiring a crystal necklace and stunning hairpin, both of her design. She and Teiken are planning to host a "Design Your Own Gift" party for sometime in November, whereat partygoers will be able to make their own handbags, jewelry, and other gifty itmes. Check back for the 4-1-1 on that happening.
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    I also encountered Kimberly Jurek, of Kjurek Couture (her clothes are available locally at Cliche), who looked around the Joynoelle work/retail space and remarked, "This is my dream."
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    Anna Lee of MNfashion and Ruby3 wore a sporty cap (it was not, however, of her own design) and knowing smirk. Already, she’s busy readying for the spring ’08 Voltage Fashion Show – applications are due TODAY, if you’ll believe it! As of late last night, she had already received applications from sixteen designers. Note that the show only has room for twelve.
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    Russell Bourrienne was there, too, also with a smile on his face. He’s been swamped ever since MNfashion Weekend, he said. His open studio event, which was part of MNfashion Weekend’s offerings, yielded several commissions. Another boon to the business: Just last week, it was announced that he was runner-up for the Macy’s Distinction in Design Award. Bravo, Bourrienne!
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    Meet Nic Marshall, fashion photog extrordinaire. He was, roughly, my "date" last night – the boyfriend I left back home to cook me some din-din. Marshall is a favorite photographer of The Rake, as well as plenty of other local publications. Just announced: He’s also going to be the sole photographer for Voltage 2008.
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    Here we have Katherine Gerdes and her "little brother," Nate. These two were en route to a dinner engagement and stopped in for a quick hello. I took the opportunity to badger Gerdes yet again about availability of the beautiful jersey/satin dresses she showed at Eclecticoiffeur‘s MNfashion Weekend runway event. (Read more about them here.) She says I can order one direct, if I so desire.
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  • Mill City Farmers Market: Free Beer Tomorrow!

    The Mill City Farmers Market wraps up its 2007 season tomorrow (Saturday) from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Fall Harvest Festival. Highlights include a tasting of local wines and beer; a cooking demonstration by local chefs making fall stews, appearances by market mascot Roostini, and a mother hen and her chicks, music by the Light of the Moon band, and a pumpkin puppet-making class taught by puppeteers from Heart of the Beast Puppet and Mask Theater. The market is located between the new Guthrie Theater and the Mill City Museum on the Mississippi riverfront in downtown Minneapolis.
    For details, visit the Mill City Farmers Market website.

  • Semen Sent Same-Day Mail

    Winner of the best opening line of the day: On Labor Day weekend, a midwife’s favorite holiday, Louise Sloan, a 41-year-old lesbian, had semen Fed Exed to her mother’s summer place in Kennebunkport, Maine. Read the rest of the article here.

  • Windy City Eats

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    big shoulders and good hot dogs

    I’m feeling old. I’m headed down to Chicago with some of my brood for a college visit/tour. My daughter is looking at Loyola and University of Chicago and I have to go along and ask all the right questions: how recently was the dining hall renovated? can she access ice cream and Froot Loops 24/7? how close is the nearest pizza place? what’s the average distance from dorm to coffee shop?

    Post-tour, it’s up to me to figure out where to eat. Do we go to my favorite Mia Francesca’s and fight for a table just to eat the world’s best beef carpaccio? Or do we hit the slightly more kid-friendly and vogue Hot Doug’s for a serious dog?

    At the very least we should drive by the Green City Market, so she knows there’s a reason to cook in the city. And locating the best cheese shop will be essential to survival.

    Though the city is famous for its deep dish pizza, my girl happens to be a Punch employee, and thusly a thin-crust snob. We might check out Spacca Napoli just to see their massive oven.

    I can’t say how I feel about the schools, but I am rooting for the city.

  • Everybody's Got Something to Say

    ART & ACTIVISM
    Solutions Volume 2 Showcases Innovative Design, Art, Activism

    0710solutions.jpgBack in May, I recommended the first Solutions showcase as a great way to channel your creative energy and transform gripes into proposals. Now, it’s time for Solutions Volume 2, where leading edge designers, architects, artists, and activists — “solutionists” all — will present their work, 6-minutes and 40-seconds at a time. What will they cover is so short a time, with 20 rapid-fire slides apiece? — “do it yourself bio-diesel vehicles, urban camouflage street art, sustainable architecture and humanitarian design, Minnesotans rebuilding the Gulf Coast, transformative homeless theater, artistic street culture for urban youth, and sustainable sexuality.” Whew! Problems we’ve been facing for many lifetimes solved in under seven minutes. Gotta love it!

    Friday at 7 p.m., Studio 1414, 1414 Marshall St. N.E., Minneapolis; 612-638-1888; $8.

    DANCE
    Ugly

    0710arenadance.jpgContemporary dance seems an unlikely vehicle for exploring our culture’s obsession with physical perfection, what with all the buff beauties prancing about. But that didn’t stop local choreographer Matthew Janczewski from assembling an impressive cast of collaborators to help realize his heartfelt, movement-based rebuke of superficiality — in fact, it’s his most ambitious project to date. The evening is set to the dissonant sounds of pioneering electronic music composer Morton Subotnick. Direction is by Peter Rothstein, founder of Theatre Latte Da and director of the Guthrie’s recent production of Noël Coward’s Private Lives. The result is a dance in three acts. The first is a baroque, very formal piece about keeping up appearances. The second, a dystopian vision called “Disco Technology,” deals in the false identities created for romantic pursuits (playwright Kira Obolensky lends a bogus online dating profile). And in the deconstructionist third act, the façade comes tumbling down. –Christy DeSmith

    Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., Walker Art Center, 1750 Hennepin, Minneapolis; 612-375-7600; $25 (members $21).

    FILM
    My Kid Could Paint That

    0710mykid.jpgIn 2004, director Amir Bar-Lev first approached the parents of young
    Marla Olmstead with the idea of making a documentary of her extraordinary talent. Over the course of a year, this four-year-old girl from Binghamton, New York, sold nearly $300,000 worth of abstract paintings, was covered by news outlets from around the world, and then, on 60 Minutes, had her reputation sullied by accusations that her father was the real artist, or at least an over-imposing coach. Bar-Lev’s masterful My Kid Can Paint That leaves viewers questioning what they see, and pondering the nature of modern art, parenting, and the role and responsibility of the media. –Peter Schilling Jr.

    Lagoon Cinema, 1320 Lagoon Ave., Minneapolis; 612-825-6006.

    I, of course, will be heading out to see the long-awaited Wes Anderson flick, The Darjeeling Limited, at the Uptown Theatre — Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, and Jason Schwartzman bonding in the desert. Yay!

    Get a Sneak Peak of Pu-239

    0710pu239.jpgLet’s put it this way: when George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh decide to back a project, you know it must be worthy. As executive producers of Pu-239 (along with Peter Berg), the two put some serious faith into Scott. Z. Burns’s writing and direction. Why? Well, Burns has a few notches on his own belt. He wrote The Bourne Ultimatum screenplay and produced An Inconvenient Truth. Now, you can enjoy his dark thriller. Set in 1995 post-Soviet Russia, Pu-239 follows actor Paddy Considine on a wild ride to provide for his family when he finds out he’s dying from radiation exposure. Sure, you can always wait for the official HBO Films premiere on Saturday, November 17th (8 p.m.), but then you won’t get to meet Burns in person after the show.

    Friday at 7 p.m., The Historic Heights Theatre, 3951 Central Ave. N.E., Columbia Heights; free with reservations, call 651-644-1912.

    Of course, you can also meet him the following morning, see some film clips, and hear him talk about his latest endeavor.

    Saturday at 10 a.m., Minneapolis Community & Technical College, Rm. L3000, Whitney Hall, 1501 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 651-644-1912; $15 (members, students, and seniors $10).

    BIKES AND BEERS
    Homie Fall Fest

    0710bikes.jpgIf you’re one of those people who can actually booze it up on a bike, then you absolutely must get out those wheels this weekend. From the looks of it, it might even stop raining for a day: mostly sunny on Saturday with a high of 68. Perfect. Are you an early riser? Be at the CRC Coffee Bar at 9 a.m. to ride to Hell’s Kitchen for breakfast. If you’re not exactly a morning person, fuel up at home and join the crowd at Liquor Lyle’s for a noon departure. You don’t have to be a hardcore cyclist, and it won’t hurt to be a hardcore beer enthusiast. Here are some photos from last year.

    Saturday at 11 a.m., Liquor Lyle’s, 2021 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-870-8183.

    SPORTS
    Yes, It’s a Sport — It’s the Minnesota Roller Girls

    0710rollergirls.jpgThe time has come. Yes, sir. Saturday is the Minnesota Roller Girls home season opener, which means big time fun and festivities. Oh, yeah, and hot girls on skates! Watch the Dagger Dolls play against Nebraska’s No Coast Derby Girls, and the Garda Belts play the Cincinnati Rollergirls. The first 200 people to show up will get a free Roller Girls t-shirt. Or if you prefer, don your Halloween costume for a chance to win a special prize. There’s a pre-game happy hour at Station 4, with a free shuttle to the game. And the Roller Girls invite you to “get your party on” with them after the game at their O’Gara’s after party.

    Saturday at 7:30 p.m. (doors at 6:30), Roy Wilkins Auditorium, 175 W. Kellogg Blvd., St. Paul; 651-265-4800; $8-12.

    HOLIDAY EVENT
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Halloween – Eeeeeeeiii!

    0710hauntedhouse.jpgAs much as I like the “idea” of haunted houses, as much as I respect real haunted houses, let’s face it, the typical Halloween haunted house is cheesy as all get-out. I know it’s all about exploiting our fears and all, but can’t we do it in style? Apparently so. And where better to do it than in the Soap Factory’s soon-to-be-legendary creepy 100-year-old warehouse basement. This is no typical haunted house experience — unless you’ve experienced the real deal. This haunted house is artist-designed. With hand-held lanterns for light, and a mere three friends at your side, you can grope your way through the haunted basement, buried bodies, and other frightful designs of artist Chris Pennington.

    Saturday from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m., Soap Factory, 518 2nd St. S.E., Minneapolis; $10.