Year: 2007

  • The Best Car You Can't Buy

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    The once again iconic Fiat 500

    I usually hate these articles in car magazines. However, there is a little car (accent on small) that is currently taking Italy by storm and threatens to topple the Mini, Peugeot, and everything else in its path once it is exported.

    With this kind of success and with the resurgence of Fiat (now run by Luca Cordero di Montezemolo, the best CEO on the planet–from Ferrari), it may only be a matter of time before you see it here.*

    The car is the much beloved Topolino/CinqueCento, now called the Nuova 500. This little thing makes women melt and men wish they had its mojo. It is so hot in Italy right now that they cannot even export it, so I hear. It is designed by Frank Stephenson (almost as cool as Luca), who previously penned the first generation Mini for BMW.

    * You can’t buy this car, yet, but you can probably buy Fiat as an ADR on the NYSE. I did this with Toyota eighteen months ago and it has treated me well. So I recommend you buy the ADR, wait two years, and then allow your stock appreciation to pay for the car. Worth visiting the “Street” Rake, eh?

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    Mr. Montezemolo: a small picture of the biggest man in cars.

  • Old Style, New Standards

    IMG_7236V2.gifIf you haven’t already, check the photo shoot we did with members of the New Standards for our September issue. Not only does it provide a rare glimpse of the musicians’ doll-faced (and successful!) wives. But it’s also a hosanna, of sorts–our tribute to the gentlemen of yesteryear who, you know, wore fedoras and went through all that trouble of polishing their shoes.

  • Hoops Chatter

    Catching up on a few things while my Kevin Garnett appreciation piece lingers on another few weeks…

    * The KG magnet is working well in Boston. Of the Celtics signings to fill out their roster since the big trade, Scot Pollard is no great shakes but Eddie House is a nice little microwave to have from outside coming off the bench to spell Rondo and Ray Allen, and, the real coup, glue guy James Posey has agreed to come to Boston to firm up its suspect defense. Like House, Posey is also a threat from three-point territory. The real winner in all this is Kendrick Perkins, who will be wide open on the weakside low block every time the C’s set up with KG on one block, Pierce and Allen on the wings, and gunners including Allen and House outside the arc.

    * The flipside is the traded-KG magnetic force propelling Juwan Howard away from the Wolves. Howard’s stated desire to be traded just weeks after he himself was acquired was eminently predictable following Garnett’s departure, but the Wolves should resist compliance for at least a year. Anyone scanning Minnesota’s roster will notice a void of veteran leadership, at a time when the post-KG wake promises to wash up all kinds of pecking order disputes, even as Randy Wittman implements the hard-ass discipline that has been the most frequent justification made for his rehiring. Bottom line, the Wolves need Howard’s level head and mitigating demeanor, especially with clubhouse balm Mark Madsen waylaid by a watercraft incident. Too bad for Juwon, who isn’t getting any younger and wants a shot at a ring– or at least a chance to believe his role as lead babysitter will lead to tangible rewards before he retires.

    * As if often the case, the best free-agent signings are teams retaining their keystone players (Gerald Wallace in Charlotte, Chauncey Billups in Detroit, Mo Williams in Milwaukee). Otherwise, there are a lot of gambles out there thus far. The Celts getting Posey is an exception–he’s a perfect fit–and I’d add to that a quartet of point-guard signings. The diciest of the four is Chucky Atkins going from nothing-to-lose Memphis to the impending pressure-cooker of a Nuggets squad that can’t afford to squander the Melo-AI-Camby combo one more year. Still, I think Atkins will be an upgrade over Steve Blake, who bears the scars of not stepping up in last year’s playoffs versus the Spurs. Blake’s return to Portland is a good idea for both sides, however, as he is the right guy to mentor Jarrett Jack and help along Greg Oden and company as the Blazers quicken into feared contenders for the next decade or so. Brevin Knight will give the Clips a nice little bridge between the fast-fading Sam Cassell and the recently drafted rookie. And Derek Fisher going back to the Lakers is a no-brainer all the way around.

    In contrast, the big-man signings are fraught with risk. Did Jamaal Magloire permanently fall off the table that fast due to age and injuries, or will the chance to play with Kidd, Carter and Jefferson resurrect his low-post tenacity? Is Darko Milicic a tease or a burgeoning star? And how is he not redundant with Pau Gasol in Memphis? Mikki Moore was a wonderful story last year, and I’m glad he’s getting paid, but he’ll soon discover that playing with Bibby and Kelvin Martin is a tad different than Kidd and Jeff. Joe Smith is no upgrade over PJ Brown in Chicago (but perhaps a better fit with Ben Wallace, if not Joakim Noah).

    Like the Sports Guy and many others, I believe Orlando grossly overpaid for Rashad Lewis, who does a lot of the big things and precious few of the little ones that turn a star into a superstar. But getting Adonal Foyle off the scrap heap to help Dwight Howard was a nice move. In signings that have more pronounced playoff implications, Grant Hill is a decent gamble for Phoenix, who is totally mortgaging its future (how many of their draft picks has Portland owner Paul Allen bought by now?) in order to win now. And Eddie Jones brings 10-12 minutes of quality defense and hustle to an already-stocked Dallas team whose biggest hurdle will be psychological in 2007-08.

    * It is hard not to conclude that scandalized ref Tim Donaghy didn’t blow whistles that shaved points to abet the alleged mob figures who allegedly had him by the short hairs due to gambling debts. And I understand and appreciate that the credibility of the entire NBA will take a hit for it. But as a constant watcher of NBA games, one of the things I selfishly fear is that the refs as a group will have suffered sufficient loss of face that the rules about players bitching over calls will effectively vanish. As one who tends to side with employees over management in most labor disputes, I was surprised at how much I welcomed the potential reduction in absurd bellyaching after every blown whistle. But after a month or so of enforcing the rule, the refs seemed to slowly but surely relax their intolerance–or worse, selectively enforce it–as the season went on. Amid all the calls for upgrading the refs and removing any taint of scandal from their ranks, I hope that a bone gets tossed to the quality refs who will have to endure a horrendous season in 07-08 in the wake of the Donaghy matter. Specifically, David Stern should reiterate that needless complaints–and I’m talking about melodramatic reactions and extended debates by players who clearly just hacked/charged/travelled/etc–will result in additional fouls. Let’s clean up the game all the way around. I’ll take that over dress codes any day.

    * Finally, while it is true that the United States has been unbeaten throughout its performances in FIBA Americas Championship Series over the decades, I do believe the current squad obliterating the South Americans this summer is the best all-around ballclub since the fabled Dream Teamers of the 1980s. When you can throw out three rugged floor generals like Kidd, Deron Williams and Billups at the point, have three-point specialists Michael Redd and Mike Miller as backcourt options, trump any opponents’ athletes with LeBron, Kobe, Melo and Tayshaun Prince as your swingmen, and finish off with Dwight Howard, Amare, and Tyson Chandler as your beef inside, you have got a team without discernable weakness.

  • Cheap thrills

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    Looking for a late afternoon glass of wine that costs less your morning latté? Try Gigi’s Cafe. Be forewarned: this is not a place to visit when you’re in a businesslike mood. It doesn’t have air conditioning, wireless Internet, or table service. And the staff tend to shuffle in circles, stirring up homemade salads, brewing iced tea, and arranging enormous muffins on a plate, totally oblivious to the waiting crowd. Then someone with dreadlocks anchored by a knit cap will glance in your direction and ask — utterly without irony — “Are you being helped?” If you say no, odds are good he’ll put down his spoon and amble over.

    But if you can get past all this, putting your type-A personality defects aside, you’ll find the food is amazing — wholesome and inexpensive. Gigi’s bakery produces giant cupcakes, fresh-baked fruit tarts, and bread pudding as warm and comforting as your favorite blanket. Plus, every weekday afternoon from 3-6 p.m., house wines are Happy Hour-priced at just $3 a glass. Yesterday’s pick, an unusually light, organic Malbec, was easily worth twice that. For all of these reasons, Gigi’s happens to be the hangout where Jeremy Iggers and I meet to confer about restaurant reviews and blog posts on old-fashioned seltzer makers (check this out: it’s “vintage” Iggers). Critics: we’re all about long slow afternoons and cheap wine.

  • Paradiso

    I can’t pass up anything related to The Divine Comedy. Read The New Yorker’s “Cloud Nine” to discover a new translation.

  • Pssst… Do Something

    Concerned about FOX News’ right-wing slant? See Fox Attacks!

  • Another Local Classic

    Check out The Book of Spam, and don’t forget to stop by the book blog.

  • Just a Bunch of Hicks — Beautiful Hicks

    FOOD
    Food and Fun at the Fair

    Don’t let a little rain (or job responsibilities) get in the way of your general well-being and nourishment. (Take a mental health day if you need to.) Join us at the Minnesota State Fair as Minnesota cooks and celebrity chefs create award-winning fare in Carousel Park. Though I don’t see her name on the schedule, I understand our very own Stephanie March will be participating. Come socialize and sample, and mingle amongst the local chefs and farmers. You’ll even get a free Minnesota Cooks calendar.

    10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Minnesota State Fairgrounds, 1561 Snelling Ave N., St. Paul; 651-642-2200; admission of State Fair: $11 (seniors $9, kids $8, children under five free).

    MUSIC
    The Road Goes on Forever… Indeed

    647519_356x237.jpgSure, Fergie is cool — especially if you’re privy to the more than occasional upskirt — and The Goo Goo Dolls will always have a small nook in that 80s heart of mine; but the most fitting and fabulous act to see this year at the Minnesota State Fair is tonight’s, featuring The Allman Brothers. “And when it’s time for leavin’, I hope you’ll understand, that I was born a ramblin’ man.” These men are beautiful. For almost four decades they’ve been concocting their own blend of blues, country, jazz, and even classical music with such an impact that they’ve come to define an entire genre of twanged blues rock today. This is the kind of band you want to see live — even in rain (maybe more so in rain). The greatest thing about The Allman Brothers is their genuine appreciation for music, and their flare for enjoying it, of course. These guys don’t go up on a stage to simply play their set. They go up and create, and they’re always creating. They jam. They pick a starting point, and they let it evolve, let it loose, let it happen — sometimes for even an hour. That’s what a rock show should be.

    7 p.m., Minnesota State Fairgrounds, 1561 Snelling Ave N., St. Paul; 651-642-2200; $35.

    ARTS & CRAFTS
    Don’t Let the Farmers Have All the Fun

    bride-scarecrow_9083.jpgThis isn’t about the State Fair, but if you’ve been there before, you might remember the fabulous scarecrows they always have on display — everything from the traditional hobo-type to a goth Madonna. Does this get your synapses snapping? Does it spark any great ideas? If not, this probably isn’t for you. But if you think you can create one hell of a scarecrow, then read on. The Minnesota Landscape Arboretum is hosting a Scarecrows on Parade contest and exhibition as part of its Autumn celebration. You have until Friday to register, and the actual scarecrow entries must be delivered to the Arboretum on September 7th and 8th. Register as a design professional, an organization, a family, or an individual. All entries will be on display at the Arboretum from September 15th through November 1st, and you can win prizes, of course.

    Register by Friday, Minnesota Landscape Arboretum, 3675 Arboretum Dr., Chaska; 952-443-1400.

    ON THE NET
    See It and Weep

    Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question. There’s nothing more to say. You have to see it for yourself.

  • It's Not Dark Yet, But It's Getting There: 8-3 Drubbing In Cleveland

    I’ve got Little Jimmy Scott crooning from the stereo and that’s never a particularly good sign, at least so far as mood barometers go.

    At this point I’m not fool enough to say that’s it, but I nonetheless can’t deny that I’m mighty tempted to say that’s it, even as I’ve been mighty tempted to say that’s it for several months now.

    Yet every time I’ve been mighty tempted to say that’s it, this weird, baffling, infuriating team has done something to make me regret, at least momentarily, my lack of faith.

    The truth, of course, is that this team really has done very little –at least as a team, and in any kind of a sustained way– to encourage any real investment of faith or hope.

    It kills me that the Twins have now lost four times this season to that goofy slop slinger Paul Byrd. It kills me that Carlos Silva reverted to his spring training form at the worst possible time. Nights like this, in fact, with summer waning and the crickets winding down, it all sort of kills me.

    That triple play, though, that did not kill me. I don’t care what the circumstances, or which team hits into or turns it, I love a triple play. And that one tonight –a picture-perfect 5-4-3, around-the-horn job– looked so easy that it really makes you wonder why you don’t see one of the damn things all the time. Yet somehow the triple play remains almost as rare as a player hitting for the cycle.

  • Make Your Own Seltzer, Save the Planet

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    If you drink a lot of pop or bottled water, then recent news reports have given you one more thing to feel guilty about. You have probably read about how producing all those plastic bottles requires millions of gallons of oil every year and that most of those plastic bottles wind up as landfill.

    And you probably already know that a lot of those best-selling brands of bottled water, like Aquafina and Dasani, are really just glorified tap water, and you also know that Minneapolis tap water has beaten the bottled waters in blind taste tests.

    So giving up plain old bottled water shouldn’t be too hard.
    But if you are hooked on sparkling water, like I am, it’s a little harder to give up that habit. In hot weather, I drag home a six-pack or two of Mendota Springs every week, held together by those plastic carrier thingies that kill turtles and sea birds.

    Or rather, I used to, until I discovered Soda Club, a seltzer and soda pop-making gadget. (Yes, folks, you read this far only to discover that this post is actually an unpaid, unsolicited info-mercial for sodaclubusa.com, which sells these gadgets.) I ordered the Fountain Jet Value Kit ($129 including free shipping) which includes a tabletop soda maker, two cannisters of compressed CO2 that screw into the soda maker, and four reusable one-liter plastic bottles, plus 18 different soda pop flavor bases, regular and diet. (It’s easy to make sparkling water or pop – watch the video on their website for details.)

    The CO2 cannisters each make about 110 liters of sparkling water, so, if you figure that a six-pack of Mendota Springs is equal to three liters, then each cannister is equal to about 36 sixpacks, which run about $2 a piece. So, by the time you use up both cannisters, the kit has more than paid for itself. (You exchange the empty cannisters for full ones for $20).

    I haven’t figured out yet how to make flavored seltzers, like Mendota Springs’ lemon and lime flavored varieties, but otherwise I am pretty satisfied. I don’t drink a lot of pop, but the homemade cola and root beer flavored pops I tried are actually pretty good, and I haven’t bought a six-pack of Mendota Springs since I got my my soda maker.

    I did have a momentary panic when I thought I remembered reading something about cows contributing to greenhouse gases by belching CO2 into the atmosphere. Is my sparkling water habit creating similar harm? I’m still not sure, but it turns out that the real bovine emissions problem is not carbon dioxide but methane. I’ll save the problem of human methane emissions for another column.