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First Avenue Nightclub, Minneapolis: The Bootlegs: Celebrating 35 Years, Volume I
You have to appreciate how the rock ‘n’ roll landmark at Seventh and First has witnessed a total transformation of its surroundings–Target Center, cheesy nightclubs, Block E, the freaking Hard Rock Cafe–while keeping the wrecking ball off its own hallowed but scummy walls. For a few weeks last year, it even looked as if First Avenue had hosted its final show. But it wasn’t going to go down so easily. Now the club is celebrating its thirty-fifth year of business with its first compilation CD of live cuts. So many indelible moments in music history have occurred at First Avenue that this collection barely scratches the surface, but the range of tracks by local heroes (the Suburbs, Husker Du, Trip Shakespeare, the Jayhawks, the Replacements) and visiting dignitaries (Jay Farrar, Ween, Patti Smith, Richard Thompson) remind us how lucky we are to live in such a great rock city.
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Mark Mothersbaugh
It seems like there are a number of rock icons these days who, if they haven’t burned out, haven’t really faded away, either. Take Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh. For one thing, the most influential of new wave bands never actually broke up; Devo toured again just this year. And Mothersbaugh is constantly working on new music, for film soundtracks (The Rugrats Movie, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou), videos, and for his own amusement. When we talked with him, he was working on some music he didn’t expect anyone else would ever hear, and having a great time. But we didn’t call to chat him up about music; we wanted to hear about his upcoming Postcard Diaries show at the Ox-Op Gallery, which comprises diminutive artworks that he has produced daily for more than thirty years. We also imagine they’d pack quite nicely into a shirt pocket, should ever Mothersbaugh find himself en route to a desert isle. Here’s what else he’d tote along:
1. Blank paper, cardstock, 3 1/2″ x 5 1/4″ watercolor paper, and Japanese sumi fountain pens made by Pilot. I would definitely spend a lot of time on my art. It’s a response to everything that goes on around me. Although I’d be on that island, so things might be kind of quiet. One of my favorite art shows was by [Hawaii Five-O star] Jack Lord. Devo was playing in Hawaii and I walked into a hotel lobby that had three hundred of his paintings, and every single one of them was the exact same sunset and three palm trees. Each one was a little different, but they were the same landscape.
2. An iPod loaded with every Steve Reich album. I’d like to bring something that I didn’t write, and something that is three dimensional and allows me to walk in and out of my head.
3. Every Dick Tracy comic ever written. Chester Gould is the unparalleled master of black and white in Western art.
4. A collection of spare eyeglasses. The first time I went to the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, when I was a little kid, I ran out into the water and lost my glasses–both times. I had to read my comic books about three inches from my face for the rest of the trip. Losing my glasses has been a lifelong fear.
5. One red Devo hat. You can use it for so many things: a cooking pot, a mold for bricks, a flotation device, a weapon, a boomerang, a container to protect small animals. In Devo, we used them to trap the orgone energy that normally humans lose out of the top of their heads. We used the hats to radiate it back down. It would trickle down upon us and make us stronger. We took those hats seriously and wore them seriously.Mark Mothersbaugh’s Postcard Diaries opens at Ox-Op Gallery on December 3. 1111 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-259-0085; www.ox-op.com
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Be Here to Love Me: A Film About Townes Van Zandt
Although singer/songwriter Townes Van Zandt is claimed by Texas, he spent two years in Minnesota at the Shattuck Military Academy in Faribault, where he is remembered as the kid who dropped cherry bombs down the dormitory toilets. Elsewhere, he is noted as the dazzling guitar player who wrote the Willie Nelson hit “Pancho & Lefty,” who inspired Bob Dylan plus a generation of his fellow Texans to become songwriters, and who died without achieving the fame many believe he deserves. Here’s a documentary that attempts to put things right. It follows Van Zandt through both inspiration and self-destruction, blending concert footage with interviews with Steve Earle, Emmylou Harris, Willie Nelson, and others who say without Van Zandt, they simply would not sound like they do. 10 Church St. S.E., Minneapolis; 612-627-4430; www.mnfilmarts.org/bell
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Canadian Pacific Railway Holiday Train
Is this another sign that we’re on the verge of a new Depression, or is it simply a really imaginative charity event? The Holiday Train is a string of thirteen cars outfitted with lights and decorations and a boxcar that converts to a stage. Willy Porter, Twin Citizen and Red House recording artist John Gorka, Tracey Brown, the Ennis Sisters, and other folk and folk-ish musicians will perform at free concerts across the Midwest, while also gathering contributions for local food shelves. The train’s first stop in Minnesota is Winona, and from there you can catch shows in thirteen other cities, including Red Wing, Cottage Grove, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Buffalo, Annandale, Brooten, Eagle Lake, and Thief River Falls. Not since the days when guys with harmonicas rode the rails has free music rolled into town on a train, and the sheer sparkly festiveness of this spectacle makes it well worth a few canned goods. Hell, bring a few bags’ worth’a full-scale Depression might not be imminent, but that doesn’t mean plenty of people around here aren’t going hungry. For the full Holiday Train itinerary, visit http://www8.cpr.ca/cms/English/General+Public/Holiday+Train/Schedules/US+Midwest+schedule.htm?wbc_purpose=basicEvents
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Fraters knee RT right in his dignity

You guys were supposed to catch meTheir Latin sucks, but I have to hand it to Fraters Libertas for at least having a sense of humor to go with their conservative outlook.
It seems RT hurt himself jumping from a Gay Pride float in last summer’s parade and the Fraters (or Fratres, if you actually know Latin) couldn’t resist the obvious joke.
Today’s post, It’s Raining Men, is pretty funny, in an RT-phobic sort of way.
Anyway, you have to admit R.T. left himself wide open for it…so to speak.
si valetis, ego valeo, fratres.
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This is not technically about Kersten

“Todd is the youngest and most impressionable member of the happy Flanders clan”I swore off writing about Kersten yesterday. I just got around to remembering the old proverb that goes something like “The only person more foolish than a fool is someone who argues with a fool.” So, this column is not about Kersten, it’s about her defenders, (although I’m not sure that exempts me from the “more foolish” category.)
Today (hell, every day) the Strib editors scramble to find a way to justify their publishing of her drivel. Today they publish a letter from a high school student–a high school student, for God’s sake–in defense of their idiotic decision to continue to publish nonsense.
The argument this student puts forth is that “liberals” scream louder than conservatives. Yeah, and we have more rhythm, too.
But that’s not the worst. The worst was the “Letter of the Day” from Todd Flanders. First, having letters from Simpsons’ characters is bad enough, but letting him get away with equating conservative think tanks with legitimate universities is inexcusable. The unchallenged assertion that such think tank “scholars” work there because they can’t get jobs at liberal dominated universities is unsupported by anything other than conservative assertion, which I guess doesn’t differentiate it much from what the think tanks themselves turn out.
Anyone who does a modicum of research can easily find out that “think tanks” funded by conservative groups are bald faced attempts to pass off junk science as the underpinnings of conservative economic and social dogma. There’s no peer review of their findings, no checks to what they’re shoveling. They just take the money and publish what’s expected. They count on the public, and the editors of the Strib, evidently, to not know the difference. And so far they’re getting away with it.
That’s how we get Intelligent Design, Supply Side Economics, The Bell Curve, Social Security Reform, Gays as Destroyers of the Social Fabric, and the impending end of Public Education. And that’s how we get Katherine Kersten and a major metropolitan newspaper full of uncritical tripe published in the name of balance.
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Mommy, those bloggers called me a Catholic

If you’ll believe this stuff is edible, I’ve got a columnist I want you to read.
It would be tough to pick the most idiotic version of a Katherine Kersten column, but today’s certainly has to be in the running. KK’s unhappy that people are attacking her for extolling the religious types who hate gays.You can read it for yourself, if you have a strong stomach. If you really have a strong stomach, you can read Kate Parry’s defense of her from yesterday.
Well, I’ve got news for KK, Parry, and Gyllenhall: what pisses people off about Kersten is not what she says. Hell, I read the Wall Street Journal’s editorial page, and if I can take that, conservative speech must not be what sets me off. What rankles about Kersten is SHE’S INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST.
She makes assertions she can’t back up, answers criticism with ad hominem defenses, and rouses rabble just to instill fear in the morons who eat what she shovels. (BTW, here’s a good analysis of some of her shortcomings.)
Those who provide her with that shovel should be ashamed. Kate and Anders, the reason for your job is to provide truth, not so called “balance”. Having Kersten balance out people like Nick Coleman, who can actually think, is a continuing insult to your readers. Besides, I never realized the paper was supposed to be a teeter-totter.
Besides, if you got rid of her, think of those extra column inches you could devote to scintillating send ups of lutefisk–now that’s journalism.
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Signs of intelligent life
In another of the many victories for the good guys on Tuesday, all eight members of the Dover, Pennsylvania School Board who had voted to mandate the teaching of “Intelligent Design” in the district’s schools were defeated.
As one voter put it, “Now you have to take our city off the laughing stock list.” And, we can also put them back on the list to get the flu vaccine, should we ever make any.
As some of you many remember, I once suggested that anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution shouldn’t be eligible to get flu vaccine, which after all, is built on the scientific fact of the evolution of viruses.
So here’s to your health, Dover.
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Power Outage

Gopher Bush supporters have decided they’ll only come out in disguiseDon’t ask me why, but I made a stop today at Power Line, the blog that supposedly brought down Dan Rather.
I was looking for their explanation of the St. Paul mayoral election. But despite extensive searching, I couldn’t find one.
I was talking to another political big shot this morning and she remarked that we hadn’t heard much lately from Mark Kennedy, the Bush/Rove designated Senate candidate who was famous in the last election for comparing Patty Wetterling to Osama bin Laden.
Could there be a movement, even from the Right, to run away from Bush? Are his candidates keeping a very low profile these days?
There was a Kelly-stomping stampede in St. Paul last night. I guess Powerline must have thought it was just the sound of random thunder and ignored it. Or maybe they don’t want to stick their heads up on that topic either?