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  • Boston Writer Shuts Down Pitching Machine

    My name is Ken Gordon, and I’m a Boston-based freelancer. I’ve written for Boston Magazine, The Forward, Salon, Tikkun, and a whole slew of other pubs, and I have no ideas–not a single freakin’ one–for The Rake.

    So why am I writing? Well, I had to. Between your witty editorial guidelines, Steve Perry’s column on Lisa Beamer, and Nathan Rabin walking out of the David Copperfield show, I think you guys are onto something. So much so that I spent a good 10 minutes thinking, “What the hell do I know about Minnesota? Um, Garrison Keillor? Prince? Ice fishing?” In the end, all my “ideas” sounded pretty damned unpublishable. And unless you want, say, “A Northeasterner’s Media-Fed Perception of Minnesota,” I thought it would be best for me to toss my pitches in a different direction.

    Guess I just wanted to say that I admire you for launching a new publication in our Godzilla-eats-dog economy. I hope The Rake rakes it in–and that, a year from now, you won’t be writing to editors: “My name is Tom Bartel, and I’m a Minnesota-based freelancer.”

    Best of luck.

    Ken Gordon

  • Hungry for More Restaurants

    Dear Rakemagfolks,
    Athens Cafe (it’s actually more Lebanese style) in Robbinsdale has the BEST falafel in the Twin Cities, not to mention killer kofta and kebob. If you don’t mind the strip mall atmosphere, you will certainly not be disappointed. The restaurant is located at 4080 W Broadway (41st & Hwy 81). I eat here at least once a week and have yet to grow tired of it. I recommend that it be added to your list.

    You may also wish to consider adding the Red Dragon in Mpls to your list, based solely upon the virtue of their behemoth Polynesian cocktails. Keep up the fresh media and I’ll keep reading.

    Jason Clauson
    iridescentends@yahoo.com

  • Pickle Juice for the Soul

    Reader Feedback on: The Hat-Stretching Hangover

    Pickle juice!!! A primary metabolite of alcohol is acetaldehyde and the cooked vinegar found in pickles helps “push” this unfriendly acetaldehyde molecule into the next stage of metabolism. Recent research also indicates that PJ helps improve atheletic performance, probably by helping your muscles rid themselves of lactic acid in a similar fashion…

    PS – Please don’t publish my email address, spam me, etc. Thanks for the great Dylan article, btw.

  • Cut the NPR Crap

    Stories? Stories are boring. They’re also bourgeoisie — just one more opiate known to give a brother brain damage. And brain damage on the mic don’t manage. My dear old pappy used to while away long car trips analyzing passages from Lacan as they related to the popular culture of the day. We might be journeying into the farmlands to ironically appreciate cows or maybe we’d be going to here a guest lecture from Stephen Greenblatt at the local public university. He’d smile smugly, lower the volume on the Pussy Galore cassette in the car stereo, and address me: “Post-gendered subject. Have you ever considered the mirror stage image as it relates to Kip Winger?” Yeah maybe the ol’ man was a little aloof, but beneath that gruff Midwestern exterior was a need to engage me in the political and social culture I was immersed in. This is something you don’t really get from the wan pabulum of narrative. It is also, by the way, the role of an alternative magazine in a deadeningly overcommodified momosociety. So cut the NPR crap and let Steve Perry drop some poli-science.

    Jon Dolan

  • A Parking Lot Runs Through It

    I was a young kid from St. Paul’s East Side when I first stepped into The Scholar one night. This was about in 1965. I remember vividly the rich scent of incense and herbal tea. And I also recall, as it was in the evening, the dim lighting with reddish hues. The eclectic, young, beatnik folk scene made an indelible impression on me—to this day I look to that very spot where The Scholar once stood on the West Bank longing for a glimpse into its past.

    Bob Arcturo
    St. Paul

  • Keep On: Nellie Stone Johnson, 1905-2002

    This morning I sat around watching it rain outside and trying to cull some signal moment from the many hours I spent with my friend Nellie Stone Johnson, the labor/civil rights legend who died April 2 at the age of 96—some little story that might sum her up for purposes of a remembrance like this. But there isn’t any. She was too thoroughly a force of nature for that. According to the terms of an old Jewish parable, the student travels from afar not to hear the great rabbi interpret the Talmud but to watch him tie his shoes. So it was with Nellie. She wore who she was and where she had been in her every aspect: the sharp, graceful lines of her face, the easy dignity with which she carried herself, the burning clarity and urgency in her voice. If you had any sense, you simply drank it in whenever the chance presented itself.

    I first met Nellie in 1990. She phoned me at City Pages one day out of the blue to say that she liked the things I had been writing and we ought to meet. The truth is I’d never heard of Nellie Stone Johnson. I had no idea this woman had made more history than anyone else still alive and kicking round here. Nonetheless, something in her manner precluded my saying no. We met for lunch, and after talking for an hour or so she gave me my second directive: “I think you might want to interview me for a story in your paper.” I did as I was told.

    During those years at City Pages, she became a mentor to several of us on staff—Monika Bauerlein, Jennifer Vogel, me. And in having her way with us she could be as dogged and as demanding as she ever was in confronting foes. Many was the time the phone rang at 2:00 on Tuesday afternoon, a couple of hours from press deadline, to disgorge Nellie from the other end, primed for her one of her pack-a-lunch lectures on some piece of skullduggery she was trying to bring to light. It didn’t matter that you had heard this one before and had more pressing things to do; you listened, and it was always worth as much time as it required.

    Within a couple of days of her passing, both the Minneapolis and St. Paul papers published long, glowing tributes. I read them with faint distaste. It’s in the nature of obituaries to domesticate whatever they seek to memorialize; saint and scoundrel alike turn cuddly in death’s embrace. So let us say it one last time, with emphasis: Nellie Stone Johnson did not like to be called a lady or a liberal. Despite her extensive involvement in practical politics—she visited the Capitol more than some legislators—Nellie remained a radical, as the Pioneer Press correctly noted, a former member of the Young Communists League, the Young Socialists, the Socialist Workers Party, and several other hard-line labor groups. She was a fighter from first to last. But she was never content to be a marginal character. Nellie helped midwife the merger of the Democratic and Farmer-Labor parties in 1944. Much later, at an age when most people are retired, she served a stint on the Democratic National Committee. Her radicalism ensured that she always had far more enemies than friends; these included the establishment civil rights organizations, a sizable number of liberal middle class feminists, and anyone else from either party who would neglect or subvert the hard-won gains in labor and civil rights she had given her life to.

    After she died everyone took pains to say that even her enemies respected her, as if that meant a damn thing. I can tell you for the record that she had no use for their reverence; she saw it for the patronizing flip-off it was. All her life she was wise enough to stay clear of the clutches of anyone who might disarm her. That is why she passed up the countless political jobs and other bits of patronage that could have been hers across the years. She sacrificed enormously and without complaint, continuing to operate her seamstress shop on Nicollet Mall well past the age of 85, until finally she could not walk up the stairs anymore.

    But then again it hardly amounted to sacrifice in her eyes. She was exactly where she wanted to be. As Walter Mondale put it, with affection and perhaps a little discomfiture, she was a tough old bird. Unlike so many leaders of the civil rights movement, Nellie had no real use for the church. She respected its political contributions but harbored no affinity for musings about God. “I just figured it was real simple,” she told me once. “You do what you can for people and you don’t worry about God.” I doubt she’d have called herself an atheist; that would imply too much attention to the question. She was an Enlightenment rationalist to her core. Her whole ideology could be nailed down with two planks—the value of education and the dignity of a decent job.

    “She was so incredibly generous,” Jennifer Vogel wrote me a couple of days later, “but she wouldn’t have seen it that way. She fought because that was the only thing a decent, seeing person could do. I also liked how she gathered soldiers along the way. She saw the best in those who were trying to do good. She was forgiving of weakness, though I’m not sure she truly understood it. She looked past whatever your particular fears were and tried to nurture your strengths.”

    Nellie’s public life was everything to her, and that is where she sought and found her friends. She eventually abandoned any pretense to traditional domesticity after her second failed marriage and toiled on by herself for another 50 years, a life odyssey that surely befitted one so indefatigable and so fiercely unsentimental. If she were reading this I imagine she’d say about now, That’s all very well; you wrote some nice things. But if I was your teacher, then what is it I taught you? All right then. Call this the short list.

    Do the legwork.
    Know your history.
    Concern yourself with others, always.
    Stay busy and you will stay as close to selfless as possible.
    Keep your own counsel; be beholden to no one.
    Be proud of what you do.
    Let good faith be its own reward.
    Remember that regret wastes time.
    Keep on.

    Steve Perry is a contributing editor to The Rake. He can be reached at steve@rakemag.com.

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  • And Now a Word from a Bonafide Rock Star

    You may recall a sampler CD that I sent to you last week containing 8 songs from Weezer’s forthcoming album, Maladroit. Please ignore that CD for the time being as I wasn’t supposed to have sent it yet. I was overeager for you all to hear it and I jumped the gun. Unfortunately, there is still no release date to announce for the album. If you are a radio station, it would probably be best if you wait to play any of these songs until you have been officially serviced by the record company. Thanks, and sorry for the confusion.

    Rivers Cuomo, Weezer
    Los Angeles

    We’re not a radio station, but thanks, Mr. Cuomo. Don’t be sorry.

  • Xena: Who Gets the Blame?

    In your review of the Xena DVD [The Broken Clock, March], your writer suggests that the Xena series paved the way for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon type films. I am writing to remind you that wirework fight scenes involving women and men have been utilized in Hong Kong cinema far before Xena existed. And while Ang Lee’s Crouching Tiger may not be a direct product of the Hong Kong film industry, it and the other films like it (i.e. The Matrix) owe their influence more to the Hong Kong action genre than Xena. There has been relatively little attention to the fact that Xena’s creators ripped off Hong Kong action cinema.

    Bao Phi
    Minneapolis/St. Paul

  • Silly Old Bear

    To quote Maggie Smith in Gosford Park—“Yummy, yummy, yummy!!” What a splendid opening entre! Indie writers unite! Thanks especially for Billy Golfus’ memorial piece on Larry Kegan [“Last Song from the Big Chair,” March]. I didn’t know he’d left us and what a day to go! I’ll miss Larry around the planet. Looking forward to your next issue. And bless you!

    Carol Olyphant
    Minneapolis

  • There's That Word Again—Monopoly

    As a native provincial, until recent years I’d always maintained the private notion that our city was smart rather than nice or mean (or nice and mean). But without a free non-monopoly press it hasn’t been possible to hear the voices of real individuals like I had been used to. The current formula of the weeklies is to print only insultingly poor writing and then complacently publish the complaints sent in by readers who don’t know any better. We desperately need a paper like The Rake that could reflect some true indigenous intelligence again, if only for the entertainment value.

    Michael McKenzie
    Minneapolis