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  • Reefer Madness

    I was patiently standing in the ticket line at the Fringe Festival. Then the middle aged man right in front of me abruptly took off his pants. When he began to twist and turn and fidget with his belt, I nervously stepped back. Personally, I didn’t think that when I signed up to cover the Fringe Fest it meant I would be within tickling distance of another man’s ball sack. The throng of theatre goers at the Bryant Lake Bowl hardly even noticed the disrobing right in front of them. I guess this was just normal Fringey behavior. I took a long hearty gulp off my beer. Then I realized that the man was only taking the lower half of his pants off. He was wearing those camping pants that can convert into shorts with a quick flick of a zipper.

    "Oh, that’s much better," the man said, refreshed. He folded the calf parts of his pants and tucked them into a large backpack that was slung over his shoulder. The man was a theater nomad. He purchased an Ultimate Pass Ticket and was travelling across the Twin Cities attending as many shows as possible.

    "I’ve been to forty shows this week," he boasted to me. "I’ve attended three today!" I took another pull of my beer because I had nothing to say to the guy about the Fringe Festival. The brain trust at The Rake chose me to review some shows during the city-wide acting festival. I think they like me because I’m a bit rough around the edges. I’m the kind of guy who enjoys hockey fights. It’s not exactly Shakespeare.

    As we waited in line, the man lectured me extensively on the nuances of the different venues in the Festival. He gushed about this Fringe superstar named Alexis and how she has once again taken the Festival by storm. Then the man killed our pleasant conversation by asking me what my interests were in the highly regarded performing arts festival.

    "Ugh, I chose the Bryant Lake Bowl Theater because it sold beer," I said rather bluntly. "The BBQ pork sandwiches are awesome, too."

    His face turned bitter. He ruffled his limbs like a pissed off peacock. When theater patrons talk about their appreciation for stage acting, pork sandwiches usually aren’t a factor. By the time we got to the box office, the show had sold out. Without a single hesitation, the Fringe Fest Freak whipped out a map and a showtime schedule. He moved quickly through the bustling restaurant/bar/bowling alley/theatre and was out the door towards the next gig. I had no idea what to do. So in the sake of good journalism, I put down my pen and notebook and went bowling.

    The next night, I attended Reefer Madness: The Musical. The pretentious theatre crowd from the night before was gone. The bar was now filled with an alternative class of theater folks: stoners, rockers, and dipshits. Needless to say, I fit right in.

    As I waited at the bar for my sister Becky, this Genghis Khan looking mofo thumbed through a well worn novel next to me. Then a dude with a spiky pink mohawk and a "Punisher" T-shirt saddled up next to him. They fist bumped, got their tickets, and went into the theatre. In a nutshell, that was the true beauty of the Fringe Festival. It was an awesome collection of local and national talent that had been brought down to the street level for everyone to enjoy.

    When a rolly polly man with a giant white beard waltzed in to the Bryant Lake Bowl, I knew it would be a good night. With his rosy red cheeks and Hawaiian shirt, he looked like Santa on vacation. He heartily back slapped several patrons and they all moved into the theater. My sister and I took our seats in the back.

    The musical remake of the infamous anti-marijuana movie was being put on by a local Twin Cities youth acting company. There was a funky house band kicking out jams on the wing of the stage. Although the play was about the evils of smoking weed, the majority of the patrons were thoroughly stoned. Everywhere I looked people was munching on heaping plates of nachos. Midway through the play, people started letting out cat calls. They playfully hooted and hollered at all the righteous anti-drug rhetoric in the script. When an actor sang the line, "We will bring down jazz musicians and immigrants!" the place bristled with good humored outrage.

    The play ended with classic Fringe flair: President Roosevelt performed a death row pardon on a young dope fiend and girls danced in bikinis.We left the quaint theater and headed back to the bar. A long line had formed for the next dramatic performance. Obscure hip hop music bumped out of the Bryant Lake Bowl sound system and washed over the patrons anxiously waiting for the box office to open. My sister and I had no idea what was showing next, but that didn’t matter at all. We ordered two more beers and got right back in line. Who knew theater could be so much fun?

  • You're No Fun

    After a flamboyantly successful run at the Bedlam Theatre earlier this spring, You’re No Fun has been whittled down for a Fringe staging. The play centers around a present-day hobo who comes back to town, and finds that his ex-girlfriend has written a musical about his life. It is a tale of star-crossed lovers that, like any worthwhile addition to the tragic genre, features dancing dinosaurs. The Rake caught up with Samantha Johns – director of both versions- and Savannah Reich -the original writer – to talk a bit about the incarnation and reincarnation of the show.

    The Rake: Are there any differences between the Fringe version of the show and its original Bedlam staging?

    Samantha: Yes, we had to cut about 20 minutes off it to make it fit the Fringe standard. We cut a beautiful (and complex) barbershop quartet, a few hunks of dialogue are missing, and then I just lit a fire under the actors’ asses and got them moving and talking faster.

    Savannah: I haven’t been involved in the Fringe staging process – although I was pretty involved the first time around (until Sam kicked me out of rehearsal for continually trying to do rewrites).

    The Rake: You’ve stated that this is a show that asks, ‘Why do we do theater?’ Would you riff on that a bit?

    Sam: I honestly couldn’t tell you, and I don’t think there is one single reason; I couldn’t imagine a life without it.

    Sav: I tend to struggle with justifying to myself the idea of doing theatre- especially the kind of theatre I like to do, which is the totally ridiculous kind. That is the hope, anyways. Last fall I was going back to school to finish my degree in theatre arts at the U of M, and I was having this whole internal crisis about what I was doing with my life. I had all these friends who were going on houseboats down the Missisippi, or hopping trains, or moving to India, and it all sounded so much more exciting than staying at home and writing a three to five page paper about Brechtian technique or whatever I was doing. I just wasn’t convinced that art school was the best way to be an artist. I always wondered if I was the only one who still thought it was funny the way everyone is able to take themselves so seriously while wearing yoga pants and practicing different ways of falling down the stairs. On the other hand, I had all my other friends who were going to punk shows and traveling and working in collectives, just as much in their own little bubble as the theatre folks were in theirs. I ended up thinking a lot about how much these two worlds were alike, or at least presented the same problem to me, which is, "Am I wrong to want to spend my adult life in a very serious pursuit of fun?"

    I remember coming home from school one day, where I had practiced trapeze and juggling and then painted plywood to look like pink marble, and talking to this traveling guy that was hanging out on my porch playing harmonica. I lived in a big punk house at the time and we always had some random guy sitting on the porch and playing harmonica. So I was chatting with this guy about how I was worried that I was wasting my life in art school, and he gave me this big lecture about how I should drop out of school and go hop trains. And I said, "Well, I never said I didn’t think you were wasting your life, too."

    The Rake: How did the idea for the show germinate?

    Sav: So the play is about a relationship between this intense experimental theatre type and this anti-civilization hobo guy, and they both take themselves really seriously and each one sort of looks down on the other. They are both trying really hard to find meaning in their lives and their relationship, and meanwhile they are in this really goofy, ridiculous play, with all these corny musical numbers and dumb jokes and dinosaur costumes. So that’s my take on life on earth, apparently.

    The Rake: Given that there are dancing dinosaurs involved, it seems your notion of theater, no matter how serious it may be, is at least to have a little bit of fun, too, no?

    Sam: If we’re not having fun, there is no point. If it becomes painful, and is not helping the show, we stop, take a break, and come back at it a different way.

    Sav: We all have an invisible kickline of dinosaurs behind us and we might as well just stop trying to look cool.

    The Rake: Does it change from performance to performance?

    Sam: Yes, it’s live. Things wobble here and there, but in general, the feel of it always the same. The actors know what they have to hit and where, but in between, there is always room for movement. Beautiful things can happen in those moments, you have to allow the actors to play.

    The Rake: Have Fringe festivals in the past helped you with your larger theater life in Minnesota at all?

    Sam: This is my first Fringe, and before this year I would maybe see one or two Fringe shows a year, so I’m not sure. Seeing any piece of theatre is always helpful in the big scheme of things.

     

    See the Minnesota Fringe Festival website for remaining showtimes.

    To read John Ervin’s Inside the Fringe: Instamment One, click here.

    To read Jill Yablonski’s Inside the Fringe: Instamment Two, click here.

    To read Andrew Newman’s Inside the Fringe: Instamment Three, click here.

    To read Brandon Root’s Inside the Fringe: Instamment Four, click here.

    To read Max Ross’ Inside the Fringe: Instamment Five, click here.

  • A Chat with the Four Humors

    With their previous entries into the Minnesota Fringe all selling out by the end of their respective festivals, the Four Humors troupe has become something of an August favorite in Minnesota theater. This will be their fourth year participating in the Fringe, and the group is affiliated with three shows that will be playing around town through August 10th.

    The Spaceman Chronicles is something they’ve been carrying in their pockets since 2006; they developed Mortem Capiendum earlier this year, and have been touring it at various festivals throughout North America; and Shift was written in the two months leading up to this summer’s Minnesota Fringe. The assortment of plays represents a solid cross-section of what the troupe has been producing since joining together, showcasing the talent that has prompted critics to say they "offer up such wit and hilarity that audience members will be doubled over in their seats" (Star Tribune). The Rake had a chat with three of the four artistic directors – Nick Ryan, Jason Ballweber, and Brant Miller – to talk a bit about their recent work.

    The Rake: What was it like touring Mortem Capiendum?

    Brant: This is actually Four Humors’ first road show. It was kind of an experiment, just to see what it would be like. I don’t think any of us have ever done a tour before, in any capacity. So this is a first. What was it like touring? It’s a lot of work. In Minneapolis, people actually know us. We know we’re not huge, but in the community we’re known of. In every city you go to, though – Toronto, Winnipeg, Cincinnati – You’ve got to introduce yourself, and get people to come see your show, give you a try. It’s kind of like starting over. It would be like starting in Minneapolis all over again.

    Jason: Except for without the friends and family.

    The Rake: Did you use those festivals as sort of previews to hone the show?

    Jason: Yes. We used Cincinnati very heavily as a preview. We had minimal rehearsal time before we went there, so a lot of Cincinnati was spent working out, you know, the basics of the show. Like whose character’s doing what, and what’s the real big picture that we have going on here. So Cincinnati is what we call our workshop city, and we still had a lot of fun, and had a lot of fun with the show that we put up. And I think that the audiences liked it, but we really used that as a learning experience for what the show was going to become.

    The Rake: Will it change at all from performance to performance?

    Jason: Yes. A lot. It’s a much more open show than what we usually do. We usually include the audience a whole lot, but this one of the first productions where we are directly asking the audience questions, and treating them as if they are an audience that’s sitting before us. The conceit is that it’s a medicine show, and so [the characters] are trying to sell something to the audience. So when we ask questions – we expect an answer back, if we don’t get one that’s fine – but if they do answer, we’re able to talk back. We’ve had a few performances that have really been shaped by how the audience was taking it and what they were giving us. And it’s just the three of us on stage the whole time, and we’re three people who are very comfortable with each other on stage, and we’re able to play a whole lot together. I couldn’t say that any two performances of this show are similar, even.

    Brant: Also, I think we’re going to have done thirty-one performances over the summer? Which is the most we’ve ever done of any show of ours. And we like to keep it fresh for ourselves. It keeps us having fun, and stops it from getting stale.

    The Rake: Was it written collaboratively, and in general, what sort of process do you have for writing together?

    Nick: Well with Mortem Capiendum, it was written collaboratively, and it’s a bit of a change in direction from the shows that Four Humors has been doing. Up to this point, I’ve kind of written the script, and it’s been handed off to Jason, who would direct it, and that was kind of how we’ve done at least our Fringe shows for the last three years. With this one, though, we really wanted it to have been a collaboration between the four artistic directors of Four Humors, and just have us all discussing, and bringing ideas to the table from the beginning, and really have it shaped by the writing table atmosphere.

    Jason: To Nick’s credit, even when he does hand over a script, he’s been very open to our additions, and different actors adding things to what he’s written. So there’s already been a collaborative nature to how we work. This has just been the most unclear roles. We never sat down and said, "You are the writer. I’m the director. You guys are actors." It’s just been, "Let’s do a show."

    Nick: Everybody feels like they own the show in some manner. It wasn’t one person driving it to where it is.

    The Rake: Have there been any bad but preposterously funny reactions to the play as you toured?

    Nick: While Brant and Jason and Matt (Spring — the fourth artistic director) were in Winnipeg and Toronto, I was back here in Minneapolis, and I was checking online for any reviews of Mortem Capiendum. And there was one from the Winnipeg Free Press, and their basic premise was that our show was exactly like There Will Be Blood, in tone if not content, and that Daniel Day-Lewis shouldn’t lose any sleep over our performance. Basically, they were very upset that we weren’t as good as Daniel Day-Lewis.

    Brant: I’d also like to point out that I don’t think Daniel Day-Lewis loses sleep over any Fringe shows that are going on in the world.

    The Rake: Have been any good but preposterously wrong reactions?

    Nick: There was one woman in Cincinnati, who was apparently a mainstay at their Fringe. She was there every single night. And she saw the show. Jason and Matt and Brant play out to the audience a lot, so you can get a very good sense of whether the audience is enjoying it or not. And it was pretty clear that this woman was not enjoying it at all. And she came over to us and spoke to us at the Fringe headquarters. And she kept saying it was too much like the "Three Stooges." And I kept wondering why that was a bad thing. "Three Stooges" are fantastic to me. So we had this conversation, where she was saying it was too much like the "Three Stooges," and I kept saying thank you, and she said, "No, it was too much like the ‘Three Stooges.’" And I kept saying, "Thank you!" So she was upset that we didn’t hold the "Three Stooges" in the low opinion that she did.

     

    The Rake: Would you talk a bit about how Shift got into the Festival?

    Nick: Because Mortem Capiendum was going to be opened in Cincinnati at the beginning of June, my work as co-writer and outside eye was done by then. So I had a two-month block before the Fringe where I had nothing going on. A friend of mine, Jonas Gaslow, had a Fringe slot, and I approached him about collaborating on a one-man show. For the last few years I’ve been writing fairly exclusively for Four Humors, and I kind of took this opportunity to write something that Four Humors wouldn’t do. To try a show of a slightly different style. And Jonas comes from a very different theater background than I do, and the idea germinated from a numb
    er of conversations that we had together. We just met and talked about what sort of show we wanted to do. It morphed out of a few snippets of writing that I’d done before that, but it really blossomed into the show that it is when the conversation between Jonah and me started.

    The Rake: And how about Spaceman Chronicles?

    Nick: Again, because I knew that Mortem Capiendum was going finished in May, and that I would have this time, before I approached Jonas about Shift I had another slot in the festival lottery, that didn’t get into the general lottery, and I ended up on a waiting list. And I was fairly far down on the list. It wasn’t likely I’d get in. But about a week and a half ago we got a call from the Fringe main office, and they said they had a slot for us, if we wanted. We’ve had this show Spaceman Chronicles for a couple years, and it’s a very fun show, and we just decided let’s do it, let’s put it up as fast as we can, and it’s gotten very good responses so far. All three actors from Mortem Capiendum are involved, as well as myself.

    Jason: And the main confusion there is that you can’t have two shows under one production company name at the Fringe.

    Nick: That’s why we didn’t put the Four Humors name on it.

    The Rake: Have the Minnesota Fringe Festivals helped you to establish yourselves around town?

    Nick: It has really helped get the Four Humors name out. We’ve built a very good audience at the Fringe Festival. Basically all of our write-ups from the major papers in this city are from our Fringe shows. Though right now we’ve found it a bit challenging to take that success that we’ve had in the Fringe, and bridge it over to producing shows outside the festival in the larger Minneapolis community. While the Fringe has been great, we’re still making that leap into selling as well as we do at the Fringe, when we’re not at the Fringe.

    The Rake: Your stuff often deals with sort of higher entities (gods, devils, afterlife, metaphysics) — do you see any continuity in the shows you write from scratch?

    Jason: As a theater company, we like to take older myths and rework them. We’re a bit, um, post-modernist? We have the belief that there’s nothing new, and that you can take an old story and just re-tell it. I think there are, what, twelve stories in the entire world, and it’s just about how you tell them. Also, there’s the old mainstays. Poets keep writing poems about love because no one’s ever been able to explain it. Same with death. We’re interested with grand emotions, as well as the every day. Even if your shoelace breaks, in theater you have to treat it like it’s the end of the world. On stage it’s too mundane if it’s presented any other way. I guess post-modernistic…melodramatic…

    Nick and Brant: Comedy!

    Jason: That would be our main throughway — our interest in the humor of all these grand emotions.

    The Rake: Is there a certain type of show Four Humors likes to put up?

    Brant: We’ve been saying lately that the kind of theater we like to put on is the kind of theater we like to watch. So, that really sums it up. Stuff that engages the audience, and really brings them along, instead of just a fourth wall, feeling disconnected.

    Nick: And we’ve been operating under our mission statement for the last six months or so — we make the beautiful foolish, and the foolish beautiful.

    Jason: Also a little tag on: what we say as artistic directors is, "never treat the audience like idiots."

    Brant: Amen.

    The Rake: What’s harder – putting on a play, or trying to get status as a legitimate Minnesotan business?

    Brant: Well, for us – an assumed-name partnership is officially what we are, with a fiscal agent – just doing the paperwork was a big thing because we’re such artists that the business stuff isn’t right up our alley, we’re not as used to it as we are to creating a new piece of work.

    Jason: Which is not to say that putting up a show is easy.

    Brant: Not at all.

    Nick: We’ve just been honing that skill for a lot longer than we have keeping books and filling out paperwork and meeting deadlines.

    Jason: And just like any business, we’re going to have to consistently put out good shows for people to give us any money to continue putting on good shows. So one will lead into the other.

    See the Minnesota Fringe Festival website for complete listings of remaining showtimes for all the Four Humors’ works.

     

    To read John Erwin’s Inside the Fringe: Installment One, click here.

    To read Jill Yablonski’s Inside the Fringe: Installment Two, click here.

    To read Andrew Newman’s Inside the Fringe: Installment Three, click here.

    To read Brandon Root’s Inside the Fringe: Installment Four, click here.

  • An Interview with the Writer and Directors of "Orange"

    I was excited to be able to catch up with Rachel Teagle and Ben Egerman, two friends of mine and veterans of the Carleton College theater scene. As newcomers to the Fringe, they were kind enough to lend some of their perspective, caffeine induced hysteria, and details about their new show, Orange.

    The Rake: How was the play initially conceived? How do the two of you typically collaborate?

    RT: The play was partially inspired by a crazy Joe Orton farce we had both just read, and our desire to make the original cast do bizarre things – like kiss everyone or get eaten. Ben and I typically collaborate pretty well. It’s a bizarre, mystical process even we don’t dare to understand.

    BE: I think another thing that heavily inspired our writing this particular play was our common frustration with a lot of the mania you would see on television regarding various terror levels and threats. When we first wrote it, a few years ago, it seemed like that had reached a fever pitch.

    The Rake: Of all the plays the two of you have written, how did you narrow it down to this one for the Fringe Festival?

    RT: We thought Orange was the best play for the Fringe, because it was political and goofy and had enough substance to it to be more than just a skit. Also it had cannibalism, and that’s really big in the festival this year. Particularly homoerotic cannibalism.

    BE: Also it’s really funny, and we thought audiences would like it. But our decision was mostly due to the cannibalism.

    The Rake: How has the play changed since its first production?

    RT: Well, we’ve added a bunch. We’ve fleshed out Alex the office manager and Harriet the tech girl a bit, and we’ve done some other edits to accommodate the new cast. Also, I think it’s a much darker show now than it was, partially due to the realism of the props. It’s gotten a little gory.

    BE: I’d like to think we’ve matured it a bit. Which is to say, it’s now only mostly sophomoric. But in a good way.

    The Rake: This is your first foray into to the Fringe Festival as writer/directors. What is the experience like as newcomers? Is it what you expected?

    RT: Everyone in the Fringe has been so warm and welcoming. We felt immediately that we were part of a community. The Fringe staff in particular has just been awesome. It’s sort of a crazy week and a half, and it’s hard to evaluate now that we’re smack in the middle of it. It’s really exciting to make connections with local artists and other like-minded creative folk.

    BE: Fringe people are awesome. They’ve been wonderfully helpful and supportive of us as newcomers. A great example is Phillip Low, who’s doing a show called "All Rights Reserved: A Libertarian Rage." We wound up chatting with him after one of the Fringe-For-All preview shows, and he offered us the opportunity to preview our play at two shows he was involved in prior to the Fringe. It’s really amazing to me that just after moving here, and just after getting involved in all this stuff, I can head over to Fringe Central after shows are over and feel like I’m with old friends.

    The Rake: What kind of people do you expect to find in the audience?

    RT: Oh, we expect to find just about everyone in the audience, but the folks I think will most enjoy it are those that embrace absurdity, are looking for a very dark comedy, and anyone who wants to see Quentin Kennedy kiss everyone.

    BE: And anyone who appreciates a good Unabomber joke. After all, who doesn’t?

    Orange is playing at the Mixed Blood Theater on Aug. 6th at 7:00; Aug.8th at 10:00; and Aug. 9th at 5:30.

     

    To read John Irvin’s "Inside the Fringe: Installment One," click here.

    To read Jill Yablonski’s "Inside the Fringe: Installmant Two," click here.

    To read Andrew Newman’s "Inside the Fringe: Installment Three," click here.

  • Fozzie Bear Giving it to Miss Piggy

    Local celebs in attendance tonight include Brenda Langton and some guy who’s supposed to be the funniest in the cities, whom I did see open at Acme for a genuinely funny (but non-local) guy. We three, and several others, were taking in the Fringe Festival Preview: Out-of-Towners’ Showcase at the West Bank’s Bedlam Theater. While I can’t speak for funny guy or Brenda, I offer up my synopsized reviews of the synopses we took in. Each troupe was allotted roughly five minutes to convince those in attendance they should cough up $10 to see their particular show in its entirety. Nineteen troupes in all, most from out-of-town, and a very Minnesota-nice welcome had by all.

    Reviews are short, in keeping with the spirit of abridgment in the air tonight.

    (1) "Systems: A Literal Interpretation of the Fourth Wall" –Billed as an ‘existential comedy,’ the two identically-clad Wisconsin actresses confirm this misnomer with the back-and-forth, "You’re tedious…No, you’re tedious." I’d have to say they tied.

    (2) "Karaoke Knights-A One Man Rock Opera"–This guy looks startlingly like House, MD with his same penchant (and talent) for soulful music.

    (3) "Red Tide"–Eh. Heralded as one of Miami New Times ‘Best of–,’ you know it’s sure to be alternative and original. A theater noir mystery that doesn’t leave me caring who’d committed the crime.

    (4) "Get it Off Your Chest"–Not a punny boob play, nor a women’s empowerment plea, rather the first great actress I’ve seen all night. Mary Helena plays a homeless Jamaican woman, possesses amazing stage presence, and implores the audience to share God’s love, all without sounding preachy. To the rich playground moms who clutch their children tightly as they pass by, Helena cries out, "Don’t pretend you no can see me! I’m too big; I’m too black fo’ you no to see me. I no goin’ ta eat you! I no goin’ ta eat yo’ babies!"

    (5) "How Does a Drug Deal Become a Decent 3rd Date?"–This one makes me laugh out loud, as they say in the industry. The actors are from Toronto, a city I quite like, so I admit this gives them an unfair advantage over the others from, say, Racine. The girl re-enacts a date with a sleazy blowhard who attributes his sleazy blowhardiness to not having a TV while growing up.

    (6) "Beowulf or Gilgamesh? You Decide!"–A ‘perennial Fringe favorite,’ this Charlie Bethel whom I guess I’m supposed to know, is welcomed by jolly boo’s and hisses. He eats it up, does his Gilgamesh thing, all the while reminding me a little of David Cross’ Arrested Development Tobias, though unintentionally I’m sure.

    (7) "Oens"–Holy (or wholly) creepy. The fellow’s face looks to be mime make-up that has been sweated off. He tells us of ships sailing with sturdy masts, aromatic incenses, and camphor. He wears a matador-type jacket, bike shorts, and white high tops. To be fair, his handout states the play ‘enacts the eternal wish for a better world.’ Nothing funny about that.

    (8) "Fool for a Client"–A stand-up act proclaimimg ‘Lewis Black meets Mark Twain.’ Mark Whitney works the audience, not a few times channeling Rodney Dangerfield. He tells a funny story of his privileged community and its attempt at implementing a Walking School Bus to combine fun with safety, a feat he claims "fucking impossible."

    (9) "The Attack of the Big Angry Booty" (if you click on any, click on this one)–The account of one Fringe actor’s ensuing diet rollercoaster following the tour. Delivered with the enthusiam of Jim Carrey’s Juice Man role. Upon a second look after the show, I found Juicer-Man to be quite small, in fact, lending even less validity to the lament over his Pizza Lucé addiction.

    (10) "The Cody Rivers Show: Stick to Glue"–Two talented singer/dancers performing a comedic animal number that will bring to mind summers spent at Vacation Bible School. There wasn’t actually any religious context, much like the animal songs you really did sing at VBS. These guys made you want to hold your laughs so you wouldn’t miss the next clever verse.

    (11) "The Pumpkin Pie Show"–The crowd loved this tale of a 5th-grade vagina lesson. I wish we could have seen more of the female lead (her acting, not flesh), because the resemblance to Tina Fey leads me to believe she’s darn funny.

    INTERMISSION: Audience called upon to drink more Summit (Fringe sponsor) and hob-knob with who’s who in the crowd. No more famous sightings, but several who fancy themselves so. One particularly doting mother, an honest-to-god Mel Brooks look-alike, wringing her hands in sheer joy listening to her beloved son go on and on about something surely unfunny. A lot of puffed-up chests. But what better place to try out your material? And what better audience than Mom?

    (12) "Ophelia"–Everybody likes to cuddle, but nobody likes watching other people do it. I don’t want to say this was awful, but the thesaurus keeps telling me that’s what I’m trying to say.

    (13) "Roofies in the Mochaccino"–An entry from a poetry slam, but not the ANGRY kind. This particular poem tells the age-old classic of ‘The Night Fozzy Bear Got Jiggy with Miss Piggy.’ With lines like, "This fine ass swine is mine all mine," and "Nipples tasting like bacon and sweat," you won’t be disappointed by this dirty Muppet porn. A poem whose author claims earned him both the highest- and lowest-ever recorded marks at its slam debut.

    (14) "Homecoming"–Man, it’s like this thesaurus is broken or something. My only thoughts throughout, "I should work my back muscles more. Hers look nice."

    (15) "Gone, Gone, Gone"–Great dancers. Hands clasped and masking-taped together. Set to Barry Louis Polisar’s opening credit song in über-smash- sensation Juno.

    (16) "The Thinnest Woman Wins"–Sigh. More about being fat (see #9). This time, though, with baton twirling. And awkward tumbling on the floor. I wanted to think the awkwardness
    was part of the act, I really did. But then she lost her baton behind the curtain. And I told myself, "That was written in, too." But then she says something like, "Well, my time’s probably up. Come see my show if you even want to." Looks stage left for shepard’s hook.

    (17) "Leaving Normal"–Another Torontonian. Girl grabs two "random" folks from audience to help with her McFlurry order scene. A semi-funny account of a match that almost was (because they both, uncannily, enjoy Oreo flavor).

    (18) "Boom"–One of the same funny guys as was in #10. But for something even funnier with boom in the title, click here.

    (19) "Sex Love & Vomit"–Two female storytellers. The stage lights went out prematurely and they got kind of shafted, just when it seemed they were getting rolling. I think the two would prove to be funny ladies, given more stage time (and light).

    The 15th Anniversary Minnesota Fringe Festival runs July 31st through August 10th. Read the officially submitted synopses of all 156 plays here.

    Read "Inside the Fringe: Installment One" by John Ervin here.

  • Ten Ways to ______ Your Congresswoman

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    In the aftermath of the 2004 Presidential election, I determined to write and produce a political satire entitled "Ten Ways to ________ George W. Bush." I did not, in the end, pursue production on or even write this live musical comedy, in which various members of Bush’s cabinet hatch competing plots to do in the old man (full disclosure: I did not vote for George W. Bush). This was partly because friends and family warned that the title alone might earn me a one-way ticket to one of Dick Cheney’s waterboarding chambers. The other reason was that I figured, by the time this work saw the light of stage, it would be too stale for satire since many members of the Administration would be out of office due to scandal, litigation or sweet book deals like Scott McLellan’s. It turns out I was right about most of the main characters, except for Bush, Cheney, and Bush’s homicidal ex-lover, Condeleezza Rice.

    As luck would have it, during the 2006 mid-term election, I discovered a far more spoof-worthy public figure. Though not a member of the Administration, she is such a panting admirer of the Chief Executive that she surely must regret never having served with him. Or, as the most famous news clip of her and the President shows, under him. As people who’ve read my columns for The Rake know, I have been endlessly entertained by 6th District Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, ever since first learning about her during her run for U.S. House in ‘06. Though she is an attractive woman who looks far younger than her 52 years, this obsession is not sexual (I think Jason Lewis, KTLK ‘s pathetic answer to Rush Limbaugh, has the hog’s share of those feelings). It, instead, derives from how shamelessly Mrs. Bachmann embodies every stereotype of the culturally illiterate, socially paranoid, antigay Christian conservative – the type who has been the bane of this country’s existence since Ronald Reagan and Jerry Falwell joined hands to ________ America.

    Which leads to the political musical comedy that I will be launching after all these years. That production, "Catfight!", part of this year’s edition of the Minnesota Fringe Festival, does not, in the end, involve most of the story elements I had originally envisioned. In fact, it doesn’t even concern any actual figures from real political life, including the object of Jason Lewis’ darkest fantasies. However, one of the main characters happens to be an evangelical Republican who’s devoted her adult life to all the favorite hobbyhorses of the God squad: most importantly, the fictitious gay menace that threatens to destroy marriage and turn our children into leather-clad, pool-cue wielding Cruising extras.

    This woman, Mindy Bishop, played Vagina Monologues veteran Kristen Strissel, also happens to be making her first run for Congress in the same part of the Minnesota tundra Michele currently melts or freezes hearts in. In another nod to real life – though it would be that of another prominent Republican now thankfully put to pasture – she is followed at every campaign stop by a pair of documentary filmmakers who work for her very liberal opponent, Stephanie Leary. Hoping to catch her in the type of "macaca" moment that made George Allen history, these brave young souls still manage to post embarrassing clips of Mindy on Leary’s website.

    Which leads to the main reason I chose to make the conservative in my cat fight a fictional character. Mindy Bishop, unlike Michele Bachmann, actually allows the public and the media, friend and foe alike, to videotape her public appearances. Michele, as I found out from two of her goons at the 6th District nominating convention this spring, has somehow managed to prevent anyone – either freelance schlubs like myself or major media outlets like Minnesota Public Radio – to bring a camera into any public gathering where she plans to open her mouth. The reason for this is that the Congresswoman, like the fallen Virginia senator, has been the unwilling star of many classic YouTube clips – a particular favorite being one in which she gushes like a schoolgirl to the faithful at the Living Word Church that she is "hot for God!"

    As the red, or rather, blue, hot Stephanie Leary, Marmy Nelson brings good, left-wing outrage to the proceedings – even if Marmy, herself, is a Christian conservative and lifelong Republican (don’t ask me whether or not she supports Michele)! In another nod to casting against type, I will portray right-wing radio blowhard Bill "Kill" Sargent. Not only will this acting turn offer me a chance to plunder the bilious depths of these losers’ souls, but to also utilize the "voice of God" I have been blessed and cursed with all my life. I will hasten to add that the bloviater I portray more closely resembles Limbaugh than Jason Lewis – while Rush has some finesse with the English language, Lewis possesses the oratorical skill (not to mention physique) of a ballpark drunk.

    Similarly, "Catfight!" would not be complete without a representative of the televangelists and other stumpers for God who are an important part of the fundamentalist universe. A local influence on this character is the man who vies with Jason for Michele’s affections: Living Word Church Pastor Mac Hammond who, though he nearly lost his church’s tax exempt status – and his private jet – due to his endorsement of her during sermons, couldn’t vote for his star devotee because he didn’t live in her district!

    Big Mac’s doppelganger, Dr. Augustus Fairchild (Dan Fuller, who possesses his own Godlike voice that could shake church walls) is not only a pastor of the Gift of Devotion church but a licensed therapist, as well. In this latter calling, he shares much with the religious right’s biggest icon, Dr. James Dobson, as well as Michele’s own husband, Dr. Marcus Bachmann, a counselor whose chief practice is making gay men and women as straight as John Wayne (or, at least, Rock Hudson). Hardhearted atheist that I am, I do tip my hat to true believers in one respect, in that all of "Catfight!" is overseen by one of God’s most beloved, cherished and swinging angels, played by the eminently swinging Michael Cooperman.

    Unlike many of the characters who gave rise to my first production, most of the real-life folk who inspired "Catfight!" are still in office or otherwise on the radar screen. Unfortunately, one of them, former pastor Ted Haggard, has been conspicuously silent, ever since he pronounced himself "cured" of his addiction to hunky masseurs like his longtime male escort, Mike Jones. Luckily, one of Jones’ other clients, Idaho senator Larry Craig, is still sitting in Congress, if not in a certain rest room, and will soon be treating us to a book told from his side of the stall.

    So, if you want to know what makes people like Larry and Ted and Michele tick – and need a break from watching Barack become the 44th President of the United States – come on down and check out "Catf
    ight!" at the Ritz Theater (times and ticket info listed below). And if you think "Ten Ways to ________ George W. Bush" should, indeed, be displayed for the masses, I’m certainly open to any offers of financial backing. Just make sure you also have enough dough for legal protection against Dick Cheney’s waterboard.

    "Catfight" will be presented at:
    Ritz Theater
    345 13th Avenue, NE
    Minneapolis, MN 55413

    Performances:
    Friday, August 1 – 7:00 pm
    Monday, August 4 – 10:00 pm
    Wednesday, August 6 – 5:30 pm
    Thursday, August 7 – 7:00 pm
    Saturday, August 9 – 8:30 pm

    Tickets: $12.00 – Adult
    $10.00 – Students (with ID)
    $5.00 – Seniors (with ID)
    Tickets available only at Uptown Tix
    www.uptowntix.com
    651-209-6799