Month: May 2002

  • Goo Goo Dolls

    No matter how desperately loyal you might be to Minneapolis music, there’s no use begrudging the Goo Goo Dolls for taking the Replacements’ sound farther than the Replacements themselves ever could. As an enlightening exercise, erase the sales figures from your memory, spin the Goos’ new Gutterflower and Paul Westerberg’s new Stereo/Mono back-to-back, and ask yourself which act sounds more vital. That said, we still don’t change the station when one of Johnny Rzeznik’s endlessly soundtrack-friendly rock confections comes creeping through the speakers. From the pre-breakthrough anthem “We Are the Normal” (co-penned by Paul) to the critically undervalued Dizzy Up the Girl to the new stuff, there’s plenty to like about this trio that began as a drunken cover band in Buffalo, New York. And if you wanna boil it down to hooky singles from soundtracks to drippy romance movies, we’re uncomfortably split on the question of “Iris” versus “Dyslexic Heart.” While the rudiments of their writing may have moved toward the center, word is that the Goos still exploit the energy of live performance with bar-band enthusiasm. Northrop may not be 7th Street Entry, but it’s not Target Center, either. Northrop Auditorium, (612) 624-2345

  • Lucinda Williams

    With Car Wheels on a Gravel Road in 1998, Lucinda Williams finally got the attention she so richly deserved. The Texan singer and songwriter had been toiling away to the beat of her own strummer for years, more content to drop out of the music biz than to compromise her own deceptively simple wheat-field lullabies and sultry midtempo come-ons. We weren’t entirely sold on her polished folkie approach to hillbilly country until we saw her give a speech down in Austin, Texas, a couple years ago. That speech consisted of a three-minute screed on the music industry, followed by 45 minutes of unaccompanied crooning and strumming that had us literally wiping the tears away. Last year’s follow-up to Wheels, Essence, really twisted the knife. Williams seemed to realize that her best material—the essential dope, it seems to us—is the slowest, sweetest, most melancholy, and this is a double dose of it. Catch her live and let the scales fall from your eyes, too. And don’t be surprised if you hear a couple cover tunes penned by her secret soul-brother, local hero Greg Brown. First Avenue, (612) 338-8388

  • Pete Townshend, Scooped

    It has become a bit of a cliché: Aging rocker rummages through decades of demos, acoustic tracks, original recordings, bootlegs, tablescraps, and cancelled checks to put on a sort of garage sale of wares for (with any luck) mass consumption. Most likely it’s only the die-hards and completists who take notice, but then that’s the point, isn’t it? Fans of the Who and Pete Townshend’s solo career have a delicious new two-disc set to add to their collection. Scooped features hand-picked recordings, showcasing oddities and outtakes from his phenomenal career, including solo versions of such classics as “Pinball Wizard,” “Substitute,” and “Behind Blue Eyes.” The discs span Townshend’s entire career and include insightful commentary from the man himself. Keep an eye out for yet another Who reunion tour this summer. Until then, hop in your magic bus and prime the engine with this rocket fuel.

  • Wyclef Jean, Masquerade

    “What, you thought this was another Pepsi commercial?” asks Wyclef Jean on his new single, “PJs”—not an ode to Mickey Mouse onesies, but rather a proud rally cry for anyone who grew up in public housing. Say what you will about this famously cocksure rapper-singer-guitarist-producer, but you can’t accuse him of selling out his own domineering sense of self. As uneven as his stylistically scattershot track record may be, Haitian-born ’Clef continually aspires to the heights he first brushed against when the Fugees conquered America back in 1996. His strummy Bob Marley impression tends to wear thin, but he’s still eminently preferable to Shaggy as an ambassador of reggae-derived crossover pop. If he has yet to make nice with ex-partner Lauryn Hill (whose own new solo outing is worlds away from ’Clef’s heedless eclecticism), at least he’s found a fine backup singer in City High’s Claudette Ortiz, who guests on the tasty troubled-lover ballad “Two Wrongs Don’t Make It Right.” Such island-inflected R&B nuggets may not hit as hard as the grittier jams, but even the clay-mation homies from the PJs are plagued by the occasional heartache.

  • “Robert Altman’s America” series

    If you’re like us, you couldn’t help but wince at Gosford Park director Robert Altman’s loss to Richie Cunningham at this year’s Academy Awards, if only because Altman must have an all-time classic Oscar acceptance speech in him that’s just dying to get out. With any luck, he’ll get another shot before the decade is out, and not just in the guise of some lifetime-achievement retirement trinket. Thanks to the Independent Film Channel and waning suggested-retail-prices on digital cameras, there’s no shortage of convention-bucking filmmakers out there, and despite the fairweather mainstream accolades, Altman remains a worthy hero for any commercially challenged artisan. In the process of giving some of Hollywood’s finest actors (Warren Beatty, Tim Robbins, Sissy Spacek) the most distinctive showcases of their careers (McCabe & Mrs. Miller, The Player, 3 Women), he’s developed the kind of uncompromising yet wholly malleable aesthetic that can turn any movie genre into a gently experimental playground. Critics like to swipe at his overlapping narratives and restless pans and zooms, and there have been more than a few stinkers on his C.V. over the years. But jeeze, even Opie Howard had a couple of Gung Hos and Far and Aways en route to A Beautiful Mind. Oak Street Cinema’s month-long Altman salute sticks to the good stuff, from M*A*S*H to Nashville to Short Cuts, including several newly restored prints. Oak Street Cinema, (612) 331-3134

  • Windtalkers

    The last time John Woo directed Nicolas Cage, it was in Face/Off, a hammy sci-fi shoot-em-up sandwiched between Cage’s throwaway turns in the clumsy flicks Con Air and City of Angels. Now the Hong Kong action specialist re-teams with his most vexing leading man for (of all things) a World War II flick—not the most immediately promising prospect after the flame-out of Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor and the muted viewer response to Tom Hanks’ Band of Brothers miniseries. Embellishing on a few factual elements of the war in the Pacific, Windtalkers concerns the strained camaraderie between Native American soldiers and their white comrades, complicated by the use of the Navajo language to encode classified U.S. military secrets and an unsavory protocol for dealing with fluent speakers who are on the verge of Japanese capture. No matter how deeply Woo delves into the racial and emotional complexities of the (kinda true) story, we’ll assume that MGM hired him mostly for his expertise in the field of eye-popping movie combat. While it seems incongruous to imagine the slick melees of Mission: Impossible 2 transposed to suit the low-tech grunts of WWII, maybe less authentic battlefield action is just what multiplex regulars need, faced as they are with plenty of present-tense military realism by way of their daily papers and 24-hour newscasts.

  • Madadayo

    It’s too bad that Akira Kurosawa’s last film isn’t one of his best; it feels slow and contrived and a bit too steeped in self-congratulation in the same way the later works of his hero John Ford did. But this story of a retired teacher and his devoted students is a fitting testament in other ways. Besides the touching homage it pays to Ford in all the scenes depicting rituals of male society, it is also a tender and sometimes funny paean to Kurosawa’s own experience—that helpless will to live just a little longer, do just a little more, which tugged at him to the end.

  • My First Mister

    Those among us who spend too much time combing the shelves at video stores are all looking for the same score—the little movie we neglected to check out, or never heard of, that turns out to be a revelation. This one registered first as a curiosity: What, an Albert Brooks movie released straight to video? Not quite. There’s only so much you can say about the plot without saying too much, but let’s stipulate that it’s conventional enough to outward appearances. A lonely and cautious middle-aged businessman hires an equally lonely and disaffected 17-year-old goth chick to work in his clothing store, and they become friends. You can see where the story goes, right? Maybe you can, but the telling is filled with so many unexpected touches of grace and feeling that the ride seems anything but familiar. Brooks plays the same neurotic mensch as ever, though to more measured effect, and Leelee Sobieski takes utter command of every scene she’s in. If it weren’t for the movie’s inexplicable failure to show up on Hollywood radar, she could have been up for the “little picture” Oscar as easily as Sissy Spacek or Halle Berry. And Sobieski isn’t the biggest surprise. My First Mister was directed by the longtime yeoman actress Christine Lahti, who apparently has been spending her time on the wrong side of the camera.

  • Mr. Show: The Complete First & Second Seasons

    While HBO continues to congratulate itself (deservedly so, we’ll admit) over the steamrolling successes of Sex and the City, The Sopranos, and Six Feet Under, it has neglected one of the most gifted and talented kids in the family. Showcasing the wonderfully reckless comedy of Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, the network’s Mr. Show series married the satirical edge of the best Saturday Night Live with the kooky, free-associating abandon of The Kids in the Hall. Unabashedly acerbic, stridently goofy, and somehow self-effacing at the same time, the duo’s freewheeling sketches are amusing on multiple levels and mysteriously dovetail into something like a cohesive “story” by each episode’s end. Like the best comedy, you just gotta see it, which is why it’s a pleasure to see the first and second seasons of Mr. Show given the same DVD treatment as the aforementioned HBO superhits. In addition to compiling all of the series installments, the set includes in-character audio commentary tracks and a must-see bonus segment featuring Ronnie Dobbs, Cross’ drunken-white-trash-fugitive alter-ego (whose feature-length tribute Run Ronnie Run is reportedly being held in limbo by the confused suits at New Line). With Will Ferrell no longer appearing live from New York every week, this set may come in awfully handy.

  • Industrial Strength Consumer

    Over the course of my life I have belonged to several fringe groups: The Lutheran Church, the Actors Guild, and the Depot Bar’s Wednesday night dart league to name a few. Membership has its privileges, whether it’s 25 cents off tap beers between nine and 11, full coverage on tooth capping, or salvation with a pancake breakfast four times a year. But the main thing for me is belonging to a group. I like the feeling of being a part of something. Back in high school, I once tried out for the cheerleading squad because it looked easy and they wore matching jackets. But I didn’t have “spirit” and was rooted out immediately.

    Now I have joined a powerful confederation whose main objective is to change the way the world sees unit pricing. Like the Borg, I have assimilated. I scoff at your “convenience” stores. What are they but frou-frou luncheon meat boutiques? Shorter lines? How precious. Time is money and for my extra five minutes in line, I save an average of $75 a week. Bellyache all you want about suburban sprawl and the depersonalization of America, I freaking love Costco.

    Yes, part of the deal is bulk purchasing. I have 60 frozen waffles choking my freezer right now, but so what? I have at least three children running around my house at any given time. Twice that many on weekends for sleepovers. If the waffles aren’t gone by November, I’ll make wind chimes out of them and give them out as holiday gifts. (Though usually I prefer to work with “found” waffles.)

    As a parent, the colossal multi-paks make me feel safe and cozy all over. Looking at my 8,000-count industrial– sized jeroboam of Tylenol, I like knowing that my future grandchildren will never want for pain relief. I stopped short of buying the restaurant-style wagon wheel of toilet paper, but only just. If I could figure out how to jam it onto the tiny bathroom spool it would be mine.

    The appeal of being prepared in the case of a waffle crisis or Tylenol embargo brings out the survivalist in me. Chest freezers and back up generators can’t be far behind. In fact, they sell them at Costco, and for a handsome discount too. Now, all I need is a hooded sweatshirt, some mirrored sunglasses, and a manifesto.

    It’s not only the bargains that appeal to me, but the entire hoarding experience. It’s not shopping, it’s stockpiling. They have flatbed carts with all-terrain wheels — none of the quaint little Byerly’s “future customer” kiddie carts littering the aisles. This is serious business. If Junior can’t deadlift a 20-pound vacuum sack of Kalamata olives, he’s got to stay in the truck.

    And I love how they make you flash your membership card on the way in and out of the compound. It creates a kind of sexy military-police urgency, like you’d better damn well get that 5-gallon drum of chocolate sauce in case you wake up in Russia tomorrow. You might be able to trade it for vodka.

    But they have a liquor store at Costco too! Crates of it! Name brands! Piled to the 20-foot ceiling of a 3,000 square-foot warehouse room. The hooch annex is flanked by rolling salad bar-sized humidors that entomb several dozen brands of cigars. I poked around to see if there was a Costco whorehouse or firing range anywhere on the grounds, but maybe they saved those features for their Nevada location.

    Right by the customer service desk there are stacks of glossy pamphlets advertising the Costco vehicle buying program and corporate memberships. I am merely an individual member, though I am thinking of incorporating this year, if it will net me a discount on an M1 Abrams Tank in stylish Desert Sand. I can park it behind my poetry-writing shack. Also by the service desk are the Costco sunny vacation destination information sheets. I haven’t had a real vacation for years, but with all the moolah I’m saving on cigars and chocolate sauce, I might be able to swing a four-night stay in Mexico. If I really wanted to be thrifty, I could see if Costco has an organ harvesting division. I’ve got two kidneys. I could jettison one and pay for the whole trip. I only need one for drinking Margaritas and napping in the sun. And if the operation goes wrong, they can bury me in my chest freezer and invite my fellow members over to the memorial for waffles and an all night manifesto slam.

    Colleen Kruse is a Twin Cities actress and comedian. Send email to mscolleenkruse@hotmail.com