Overheard In An Elevator

Look, man, I’m not saying every McDonald’s manager is a 265-pound white woman, I’m just telling you that that pretty much describes every one I’ve ever worked for.

You really think Tina’s 265 pounds?

If she isn’t, she’s not much more than a couple Big Macs away. Shit, man, why don’t you ask her? That ought to get you the assistant manager’s job.