Year: 2005

  • 318

    Have you packed up your cool city life to move the fam to the suburbs? Does it still sting a little? One way to keep both your giant foyer and your urban cred is to patronize 318. This one-time Excelsior coffee shop has morphed into a cozy live-music cafe under the ownership of two veteran Minneapolis music heads. The food–pear and chevre pizza, a hot roasted El Camino sandwich with veggies and Gruyre–is fresh and simple. Better still, you can order up a nicely priced bottle of wine and settle in for an intimate performance by the kind of singers and musicians who play bigger venues inside the 494 loop–all while sticking close to home. 318 Water St., Excelsior; 952-401-7902

  • Havana, Cuba

    Debra Heisick of St. Paul recruited some friendly policemen for a photo in front of the historic Capitol building in Havana, Cuba. She was there as part of a delegation of law professors and lawyers meeting with lawyers, judges, and assembly members, as well as members of the Committee for the Defense of the Revolution. She plans to return in February 2006.

    Debra Heisick

  • The Rolling Stones

    Some Girls was the last good Stones record. It was 1979, Mick and Keith were still under forty, Charlie hadn’t had cancer yet, and they didn’t let Ron Wood play out loud so he couldn’t remind everyone what was lost when Mick Taylor quit the band. Maybe it was us, maybe it was them, but all that banty rooster stuff just didn’t play well as the band passed into genuine middle age. So, twenty-six years later, what do they do? Put out a kick-ass rock and blues CD. At their St. Paul show last month, they seemed supremely at ease with themselves–even Mick struts with a sense that things are somehow different now. On A Bigger Bang, that quality plays out in flat-out rockers like “Rough Justice” and ‘Oh No Not You Again,” and also blues gems like “Let Me Down Slow” and “It WonÕt Take Long.” Is this the same band that sang “Under My Thumb” so long ago? Yes, but it seems the women are on top now–and we’re all okay with that.

  • Dar Williams

    It took us a long time to warm up to Dar Williams. She seemed like a better groomed, more temperate Ani DiFranco, or a Nanci Griffith without the twang–a little boring, a little forgettable. However, her new album, My Better Self, is a revelation. These catchy urban folk songs display a wry sense of humor and a gift for narrative songwriting. The highlight, “Teen for God,” is a funny, frightening, and dead-on character study. Two covers, Neil Young’s “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere,” with guest Marshall Crenshaw, and Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb,” a duet with Ms. DiFranco, highlight a thread of political commentary; on the whole, this collection comes up first as fun to listen to, and second, as unexpectedly thought-provoking.

  • Fiona Apple

    The stranger the artist, the more faithful the fans; isn’t that the standard equation when it comes to music? Case in point: Fiona Apple’s followers waited six long years for this album, and when it reportedly was scrapped by its label for lack of “an obvious single,” outraged fans mailed thousands of real and faux apples to Sony CEO Andrew Lack in protest. (Just imagine the fruit flies in his office.) Then someone leaked eleven of the album’s twelve songs on the Internet. Remember, “fan” is just the root of “fanatic.” But on hearing some of those songs, we remembered, too, that what Apple lacks in fat cells, she makes up for with a sexy, rhythmic, and uncommercial sort of genius. This recording shows she’s grown up, but not out of that.

  • Second Annual Minnesota sur Seine Music Festival

    Count on music folks to ignore all that flapdoodle over “freedom fries” and the pouring of French vintages down the commode. Here in the Twin Cities, a musical partnership has been growing since 2000, when French reed player Michel Portal and record producer Jean Rochard visited and recorded Minneapolis with the help of several local musicians. Since then, a talent exchange has bloomed between the two countries, culminating in this festival, which brings together French and Minnesotan artists for jazz, rock, folk, Celtic, and hip-hop performances. Highlights include “gypsy jazz” guitarist Dorado Schmitt, British saxophonist Evan Parker, and Ursus Minor (pictured here), a collective that includes American jazz players and French rappers.www.surseine.com

  • Peer Gynt

    Here’s your chance to hobnob with royalty. Norway’s Crown Prince Haaken Magnus will be in the audience on opening night of this performance of Peer Gynt, featuring the Norwegian National Opera and VocalEssence. Henrik Ibsen’s classic tale of an adventuring scoundrel destined to a fate worse than hell is both disturbing and highly amusing, partly because it’s only after the anti-hero has “disgraced” scores of ladies around the world, including a troll’s daughter, that he learns his deeds have won him an unhappy afterlife. The full 120-piece VocalEssence Chorus and orchestra, conducted by Philip Brunelle, sings Edvard Grieg’s haunting opera score; the inclusion of dancers, soloists, and a hardanger fiddle promises to make this performance entertainment fit for a king. 651-224-4222; www.ordway.org

  • Mauna Kea, Hawaii

    David Knight, of Fridley, and Lori Gerdts recently summited the tallest mountain in the world—Mauna Kea on the Big Island of Hawaii, which measured from its base stands at 33,476 feet. They even took time to read The Rake at the top. Most people think Everest is the tallest, but at 29,035 feet (above sea level) it is only the highest. Mauna Kea is 13,796 feet above sea level. In the background are the two Keck telescopes (the world’s largest optical and infrared telescopes) and Haleakala (10,023 feet above sea level).

    David Knight

  • Son Volt

    As stage personalities go, Jay Farrar tends to be a bit of a mute, but his shows are still iAs stage personalities go, Jay Farrar tends to be a bit of a mute, but his shows are still inspired occasions, because his evocative, road-weary songs are that much more powerful when he’s actually on the road. Having reformed Son Volt after a seven-year hiatus, Farrar’s returning to a bigger rock sound on Okemah and the Melody of Riot. Its songs call on vast literary and American roots influences, and veer between introspective folk stylings and driving storms of guitar. It’s good to see Farrar collaborating again; he seems to enjoy his fellow musicians more than he enjoys his audiences. And that’s okay by us; Farrar’s shaken voice, which seems to revive Carter Family ghosts, has won us over more than any stage banter could. 612-332-1775; www.first-avenue.com

  • Happy to Oblige, Ma’am!

    I was at a garden center the other day, looking to score some indigenous weed for my front boulevard garden. That tall fall grass, you know. Zone Five hardy, tight buds, premium stuff. Anyhow, I was standing in the aisle, surveying the goods, when this completely irate woman charged at me.

    She was waving a section of newspaper, red faced, whisper screaming, and ramped up to warp speed. It was so shocking, all I could do was stare blankly at her. It took me a full thirty seconds to figure out what she was so enraged about—which was a misprinted price in a sale circular. Not only that, but she was going to make damn sure that I made right on it, and in her favor, too! No way was I going to bilk her out of two dollars! Huh?

    Then the warm sunshine of understanding permeated my fog of confusion, as I looked down at my weekend errand outfit of choice that day: khaki skirt, faded lilac polo shirt.

    As soon as I figured out that this public dressing-down was a simple case of mistaken identity, I tried to get a word in edgewise with the roasted nutjob. I tried to say: “I’m sorry! You have mistaken me for a purple-and-tan-garbed employee of this establishment!” When I couldn’t fit that in between her ragged breaths, I tried something shorter: “I don’t work here!”

    Alas, the Crazed Complainer had perceived my initial stunned silence for guilt at being caught in the act of flagrant gladioli bulb price gouging. By then, a small but excited crowd of eavesdroppers had gathered. They could smell the blood of the unfashionably smocked. Years of petty consumer grievances had whipped this bunch into a posse of persnickety purchasers. The crowd drew closer as the ranting continued, eager to witness the ultimate reward for the practiced grumbler, the apex of achievement for the professional complainer: that is, getting sumthin’ fer nuthin’.

    Now. In my life, I’ve done my share of taking complaints from the general public. Me and them. Mano à mano. At the tender age of sixteen, I handled angry phone calls to the Pioneer Press circulation department. I was powerless. All I could do was listen to their bullsnit and log their complaint into the computer. But a lot of the callers needed the drama of a heated exchange with a department head. I worked the night shift, and everybody who was important was gone by then. So I would say, “Just a minute, let me get my manager.” I’d put the phone down for a few seconds, clear my throat, then get back on the line with a different voice and a made-up name and talk them down. Quite a few times I promised to fire that smart-assed Colleen.

    So anyway, I had been standing there with the crazy lady amid the bloodthirsty spectators long enough for the “flight” response to drain away. In its wake came a delicious, stronger rush of adrenaline. My heels dug into the linoleum. George Thorogood power chords cranked in my cerebellum. I settled my face into the kind of patient, insincere smile passed down to me by the ancient shift managers who came before me, the smile that says both “How can I help you?” and “Tough toenail!”

    At this point, the woman had been blathering at me for four solid minutes. She saw me engage the Smile of Polite Indifference and raised the stakes with an immediate Call to a Higher Up. “I can see that I’m getting nowhere with you!” she snapped. “I think we should go have a talk with your manager! What’s your name?!”

    “Colleen, ma’am.” She smiled back at me, sickly sweet. She took the bait. “Okay, Colleen. Why don’t we go talk to your manager together?”

    “Sounds good!” I chirped.

    When we got to the help desk, she located a manager and started the rant all over again, jabbing her finger in my direction from time to time. The manager listened, employing his own version of The Smile.

    When the woman finished, he agreed to give her the price on the circular. The woman’s eyes blazed in triumph. In the heat of victory, she couldn’t resist a parting shot. She snatched the discount slip out of the manager’s hand and said, “You should train your employees in customer service! This woman was very rude to me!”

    She stood there, hoping for the manager to say something to me. It took a second, all of us, standing there looking at each other. Then the guy registered the colors of my outfit. And he started to laugh.