Month: June 2007

  • Last Chance for Monday's BYOB at La Belle Vie

    La Belle Vie is hosting its first Bring Your Own Bottle dinner next Monday night, June 25, and it’s almost completely sold out: just one table for two is still available. Chef Tim McKee is creating a special $95 five-course menu for the event, and the restaurant will waive its usual $30 corkage fee. To grab that last spot, call the restaurant at 612-874-6440; to be notified of future BYOB dinners, send an email to lbvreserves@labellevie.us.

  • Juicy bit on American Apparel

    Lohan.jpgThe latest from AA, another marketing coup: drunk celeb caught passed out and possibly slobbering all over our hoodies!

    Yes, I will cease to fixate on AA shortly …

  • Round One in St. Paul

    With all the attention on various executive fiascos and staff reductions at the Star Tribune, the situation at the Pioneer Press has received relatively little coverage lately. My apologies there. But last night saw a brief (one-hour) and reasonably cordial opening round of contract negotiations between the Newspaper Guild and new owner, MediaNews, headed by Denver tycoon, Dean Singleton.

    In visits to St. Paul since buying the paper from McClatchy last year Singleton — when he wasn’t fielding questions about what Par Ridder did or didn’t steal as he jumped over to the Star Tribune — made no secret that he was going seriously impact if not wages, his employees’ benefit packages, starting with a freeze on pensions.

    The Guild has a post up on its website laying out the specific issues to be fought over this summer. The post it includes an eloquent opening statement from Jim Ragsdale, a former reporter, for a long time at the capitol, and now the sole inhabitant of the Pioneer Press editorial department.

    In the statement Ragsdale says this:

    “The people before you, and the people we represent, are hardy survivors of these dramatic changes. We’ve been through waves of cutbacks. Decades of experience have been lost. A large part of our corporate personality is gone. We grieved those losses … and moved on. And we have chosen to stay and fight for a newspaper we believe in. Just like (MediaNews) is fighting for the newspaper we all believe in.

    “We have already paid a price for our company’s decision to make itself smaller.

    “Many of us are doing several jobs or have been moved to previously unfamiliar turf. That’s a challenge we’ve willingly taken on. I’m the lone editorial writer in an office that had five writers a few years ago. I’m doing the work of several people. I love my job and am proud of what we have done. I alone have helped the company save hundreds of thousands of dollars per year in salary and benefits. My salary and benefits have not improved.”

    Ragsdale is right, of course. But it is hard to see where the Guild has any leverage at all with Singleton. With the very murky, deep background entanglements MediaNews and (Star Tribune owner) Avista have over the Par Ridder law suit, Avista’s short-term interest in newspaper ownership in Minnesota and the increasing likelihood of a merger of the two papers, (where Singleton could just as easily gain overall ownership as anyone else), every indication is that the Guild will have to take even further hits to its compensation package.

    Caught on the way into work this morning and asked if the Guild was prepared to stand adamant on any specific issue, or if everything was up for negotiation, (I didn’t have the heart to use the word, “concession”), Ragsdale said, “Look, all we want is a fair and valid contract. We don’t pretend these are great times. And we see in some of their demands, [like removing a dozen or so “Team Leaders” from the Guild], things they’ve wanted to do for a long time. But at this point nobody has seen their finances. So its hard to say what their situation really is.”

    The next negotiating session will probably come after the 4th of July holiday.

    Oh, in case you haven’t got the time to click through to Ragsdale’s full statement. Here’s another choice bit, as Ragsdale began by commending MediaNews for its aggressive pursuit of young Ridder.

    “We’d like to begin with the Par Ridder case,” said Ragsdale, “which was an important event for us. We thank you for standing up for the Pioneer Press after Par’s defection and thefts and lies. This legal battle could turn out to be one of our newspaper’s finest moments.”

    To say Par Ridder left few friends and fewer admirers in St. Paul would be a significant understatement.

    I’m just not betting that Singleton and MediaNews will leave town — whenever they do — with any more than Ridder.

  • Top Dish 3

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    Hellloooo, did anyone hear the name of Brian’s winning dish on Top Chef last night?

    Not a coincidence, it was clearly a nod to Chino Latino of Uptown. When I was out there in March, while Brian was secretly “on leave” for “family reasons”, I snapped the above picture of one of the coolers in his kitchen. Once upon a time, when Oceanaire and Parasole were more closely linked, Brian actually spent a few days in the Chino kitchen during his training.

    Shiny moment aside, I thought his seafood sausage was brilliant. It’s creative while remaining humble, which is the soul of BBQ. It was one of those dishes that made me wonder why we aren’t all grilling up a batch. What a perfect creation for the gang at Sea Salt.

    And did you notice his penchant for talking to the guest? I’d put money on the fact that with any challenge which relies on guest input, Brian will sway away with the votes. He’s that guy, the one women want to giggle at and guys want to fist bump.

    As for the others: I now officially like Hung, because even though he’s a cocky little sucker, he hustles and his food backs it up … What the hell is Joey Buttafuco doing there? His first dish was safe and average and his second dish was average and boring. One of my NY friends is mortified that he’s representin’ … CJ is funny. And not just because he has a fake testicle … Howie’s got one more chance, he’s already tied to the chopping block … I loved Tre’s hubris after winning one challenge, he’s king of the heap!

    And so far, Micah is the only memorable woman, and that’s because she’s a sobber?! Come on ladies, let’s kick some ass!

  • Festivals Abound

    It’s going to be a weekend of festivals, and many of them are starting tonight, to warm up the crowds and peak your interest. There’s a lot to do, so pace yourself, but be sure to get out of the house. This is no time to be sitting in front of your computer.

    FILM by Eeva-Liisa Waaraniemi
    Hollywood Just Ain’t Hip Enough

    tn320_image617.jpgThe Solstice Film Festival begins today, which is (surprise, surprise!) the longest day of the year. Pick and choose from 20 Indie Films of all genres; a couple of the more hyped-up offerings include Believers, a suspense flick from the director of The Blair Witch Project (tonight), and America… from Freedom to Fascism, an expose of the IRS that might make you consider — for the very first time — what it would be like to have a computer chip implanted in your body by the government (Saturday). For the festival’s second year, Executive Director Devin Halden said, “I really wanted to create something that would bring the arts and revitalize the arts scene for downtown St. Paul directly.” Indeed, all films will be shown at St. Paul icon The Fitz. In case you never make it to Hollywood, show up for the Celebrity Red Carpet Event at 6 p.m. and pay homage to the Indie everybody.

    6 p.m., Fitzgerald Theater, 10 E Exchange St., St. Paul; 651-290-1221; all access pass is $20.00, or pay $8 per film on opening night.

    THEATER & PERFORMANCE
    You Can Always Improvise

    shows.jpgThe first-ever Twin Cities Improv Festival begins this evening. FREEZE. Now give me an action phrase, something someone can do. Watch monkeys? OK. Don’t miss the best and brightest in improvisation from across the country. The festival will host workshops for all skill levels from some of the best minds in business, after-events, parties, and entertainment. Tonight’s lineup included Date Night, Fiscally Responsible, 300 Comic Books, Stevie Ray’s Improv Company, Relish, and Drum Machine. With improv, you never know what you’re going to get. You win some; you lose some. But no matter what happens, it’ll be better than watching monkeys.

    7 p.m., Brave New Workshop, 2605 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-332-6620; $10.

    Celebrate Love, Any Love, Queer Love

    queertopia_logo.jpgBegin Pride weekend with Queertopia: A Celebration of Queer Love. This cabaret-style song and dance event, brought to you by the Outward Spiral Theatre Company, will feature Foxy Tann, Morgan Thorson and Karen Sherman, Lisa Ganser (on-site video), Andrea Jenkins, Tori Fixx, Jim Domenick, Dykes-Do-Drag, Mad King Thomas, Empowered Expressions, and video by Karyn and Sharyn

    8 p.m., Intermedia Arts, 2822 Lyndale Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-871-4444; $15 (student/seniors/Intermedia Arts members $12).

    DANCE
    TU Dance or Not TU Dance, That Is the Question

    tu_dance_now.jpgYou have two great dance performances to choose from tonight. Perhaps you can catch one tonight and another this weekend. That’s all you have left for either of them. The first, TU Dance, has been lauded high and low. Tonight, you can enjoy three moving works by Toni Pierce-Sands and Uri Sands, and what better place than the Southern Theater? You’re bound to get enveloped in their energy. Go rediscover the beauty of movement — we could all use a little wake up call after a long cold winter.

    8 p.m. (Thurs-Sat), The Southern Theater, 1420 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-1725; $28( students/seniors/low income & Sat. matinee $17).

    The other option is the Metropolitan Ballet’s performance of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Rodeo. Talk about an odd combination! A cowboy ballet and a neo-classical ballet? Weird.

    8 p.m., State Theatre, 805 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis; 612-373-5600; $25-$75.

    ART & MUSIC
    Bigger Space, More Art!

    gg_0805.gifJoin The Rake tonight for Gallery Grooves, our monthly art, jazz, and wine event. Socialize and discuss the latest jazz with Kevin Barnes from KBEM. Enjoy free libations compliments of The Wine Company. The Grand Hand is celebrating its recent move into a bigger and better space, with more room for art by over 100 local, regional and national artists. View contemporary fine American craft in a variety of media: clay, metal, wood, fiber, glass and jewelry. Several gallery artists will be in attendance. Hors d’oeuvres provided by Kafe 421. Featured jazz selections include Don Byron, The Boomerang; Jason Moran, Artist in Residence; and Paul Renz, Beyond Blues.

    7 to 9 p.m., The Grand Hand Gallery, 619 Grand Ave., St. Paul; 651-312-1122; free.

  • Potbellies

    I remember, several years back, hearing that potbellies were in. And I heard it on an early incarnation of reality TV. I can’t remember the exact title, but I think it was on MTV and certainly featured a London flat filled with models. Anyhoo, this episode (the only one I ever caught) featured a model’s remark about the ‘potbelly trend’ being encouraging because, you know, that meant there would be fewer and fewer Anas, or so the twisted logic tends to go. Needless to say, it was all news to me. I remember that I looked down at my potbelly, felt a pang of self-hatred, and then got back to the business of eating Fritos, my preferred after-school snack. This has all been a roundabout way of arriving to my point: Do those American Apparel pics ever get a little too realistic for your tastes? I mean, potbellies are one thing. But rough butt is an entirely other.

  • All Bloomington, Part of the Time

    In a memorable quote to City Pages’ Paul Demko, Star Tribune editor Nancy Barnes tried to explain the rationale behind mobilizing troops toward the suburbs, Bloomington in particular.

    Demko wrote: “Editor Barnes concedes that ‘it’s been a difficult week,’ but says her mission remains the same: more online, more in-depth coverage like the paper’s 3M investigation, and more feet on the ground in communities outside Minneapolis. ‘Bloomington is the fifth-largest city in the state…we don’t cover Bloomington,’ Barnes says. ‘People who live outside of Minneapolis have to see coverage of their communities.’

    On the face of it it’s hard to disagree. There are something like 85,000 people in Bloomington. There’s got to be a story or two worth telling. And obviously if you’re going to stand your diminished newsroom on its head conscripting reporters from all manner of other beats to send them to the leafy ‘burbs, the assumption is that you’re going to do it right and really provide constant, thorough coverage of … Minnesota’s fifth biggest city.

    The one mistake you’re for sure not going to make is just talking the talk without walking the walk. I mean, since this is critical, we know there is going to be a battalion of reporters combing the streets and courts and offices of The Fifth Biggest City, showing those punk-ass Sun papers (and their small business advertisers) how the game is played in the big leagues.

    Right?

    Right?

    Cut to: A short phone conversation with Star Tribune reporter, Mary Jane Smetanka, best known for the last 11 years she’s spent covering higher education.

    Me: Mary Jane, Brian Lambert over at The Rake. I’ve been following the goings on over at your place.

    Smetanka: I know.

    Me: Yeah, and you know how it goes, one thing leads to another. I just want check something out.

    Smetanka: OK.

    Me: Is it true that you are the new Bloomington reporter?

    Smtanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: Is it also true that you are the new Edina reporter?

    Smetanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: Is it true that you are also the “Aging” reporter?

    Smetanka: Yes, it is.

    Me: And are you the only reporter so far assigned to Bloomington and Edina?

    Smetanka: Yes, I am.

    As with all these Strib items, I have sent Strib editors Nancy Barnes and Scott Gillespie e-mails asking for their response to the question of the moment.

    Here is my e-mail on this one:

    “Nancy, Scott:

    “Today … I’m told that one reporter has been assigned to cover Bloomington, Edina and Aging. Is that accurate? Will more reporters be added soon, as in the next couple months? If not, doesn’t strike you as ironic considering your stated mission to better cover the larger suburbs?

    “Also, will there be any change in CJ’s job description? Is the cast of columnists set? Will Coleman, Kersten and CJ continue doing what they have been doing?”

    As always, if either Barnes or Gillespie chooses to respond, I’ll attach their comments here.

    But until then we are left with the irony of one reporter — admittedly a veteran — assigned to not one, not two, but THREE beats of some significance. Smetanka is a 23-year Strib pro and will no doubt produce quality copy. But, come on, if you’re serious about people outside Minneapolis, (even a block outside Minneapolis), seeing coverage of their communities, are we really supposed to believe that one reporter can provide anything close to thorough coverage of two large first-ring suburbs with a combined population of 135,000 AND cover “Aging”, too?

    In the interests of community journalism, I hereby promise to toss Smetanka every scoop I come across while prowling the dark, dangerous and scandal-ridden streets of Edina. Why just yesterday, while sipping a latte and reading the new film schedule in the window of the Edina Theater, I saw a vandal in a late model Saab enter the city from Minneapolis at speeds in excess of the posted limit and flick a cigarette on the pavement.

    That’s gotta be worth 10″ of copy. The Edina cops may have security cam video.

    Oh … that CJ stuff? I’m not sure. I’ve left a couple calls for the Twin Cities’ gossip maven, but oddly, our girl seems to be dodging me.

  • A Hellish Read

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    Maybe you love him. Maybe you hate him. Maybe you love to hate him, you cheeky poppet.

    As I’ve said before, I rather like Gordon Ramsay, more for his Brit shows (Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and The F Word) and Michelin stars (eight) than for Fox’s Hell’s Kitchen. Clearly staffed with inept kitchen squid, the show is meant to provoke Ramsay’s legendary temper.

    When I saw Roasting in Hell’s Kitchen on the shelf, I bit … and now I really like him. The book reads as if you’re at the pub and, over a pint, you asked him “Who the hell do you think you are?”

    Far from a tot who grew up tied to Gran’s apron strings, his childhood was a mess. He had to scratch and claw his way through life to get what he wanted, which turned out to be a life with food. His stories are colorful and riotous, they had me laughing late into the night. I have no doubt he’s cut from the same cloth as my friend Cliff, a Brit who carried a sutures set with him at all times.

    Most TV chefs put on a persona that everyday hard-scrabble kitchen guys see through: an icky-palatable-to-the-masses glimmer glow. Ramsay is old school, he’s the real deal, and while it’s clear he loves the limelight, you can be dead sure he won’t be hawking for Applebees.

  • Peace Meat

    Here’s hoping the Thursday evening Mill City Farmers Market picks up steam over the summer. It’s a great concept — limiting entrants to local growers and regional businesses — and I hear the Saturday sessions are packed. But last Thursday at 5 there were only a handful of stands operating, most of them selling pricey soaps and textiles. There was, however, an interesting vendor, Azariah Acres Farm, offering lamb, wool products, and ground yak. I’ve never tried yak, so I bought a pound for a little over $5. It’s a beautifully lean meat — that’s the upside — with virtually NO flavor. Like tofu, ground yak picks up whatever taste you add (cayenne, onion, etc.), and it leaves your grill nearly grease-free. . . .But I’m thinking there may be something mindful and zen about eating yak — the opposite of filling your body with, say, grizzly bear. Azariah Acres farmer Sue Peterson says yaks are supremely docile and very easy to raise. Plus, their ancestors hung out and grazed near the Dalai Lama.

  • The Basics, More Or Less

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    Source materials for the project at hand, whatever it is, and whatever it might yet be: Grimm’s Fairy Tales; Hans Christian Andersen; William Graham Sumner’s Folkways; Frazer’s The Golden Bough; Mythology (Graves, Bulfinch, Hamilton, etc.); the Icelandic Sagas and Norse myths; The Odyssey and The Iliad; The Aeneid; Ovid’s Metamorphoses; The Divine Comedy; James Brown; Little Nemo in Slumberland; Goethe’s Faust; Skip James; Shakespeare; the fables of La Fontaine; Tacitus; the stories of Chekhov; George Herriman’s Krazy Kat; The Koran; The Bible; Jay Robert Nash’s Bloodletters and Badmen; Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable; Hank Williams; Butler’s Lives of the Saints; Suetonius’ Twelve Caesars; August Sander’s People of the 20th Century; Cellarius’ Atlas of the Heavens; Jessie L. Weston, From Ritual to Romance; Dale Pendell’s Pharmako/Poeia; Louis Charbonneau-Lassay’s The Bestiary of Christ; Frans Masereel, Passionate Journey; Lempriere’s Classical Dictionary; Burton’s Anatomy of Melancholy; The Oxford Unabridged Dictionary; Aristotle; Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine; Alan Lomax’s The Folk Songs of North America; The Book of Fabulous Beasts; Mad magazine; The Thousand and One Nights; Flann O’Brien; Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds; The Hardy Boys Detective Handbook; Walter Benjamin’s Arcades Project; Harry Smith’s Anthology of American Folk Music; Christopher Alexander’s A Pattern Language; Plutarch’s Lives; Jay’s Journal of Anomalies; Robert Frank’s The Americans; Mabille’s Mirror of the Marvelous; Kafka’s Complete Stories and Parables; Paracelsus; Paradise Lost; William Blake; Alberto Manguel’s Dict
    ionary of Imaginary Places
    ; Eudora Welty; In the Night Kitchen; Tex Avery; Goodbye Babylon; The Elements of Style; William James’ The Varieties of Religious Experience; Aesop’s Fables; Sun Ra; Borges; Hesiod’s The Works and Days; St. Clair McKelney, True Tales from the Annals of Crime and Rascality; Carl Jung; King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table; E…T…C….

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