Hey, Toto, I bet we can fool those Kansas rubes with a story about scarecrows and wizards. Auntie Em will never suspect we were just out behind the barn smoking a fatty.
It seems the Kansas Board of Education voted today to make Intelligent Design part of the curriculum in Kansas biology classes. Thank God, most of you are saying, we’re not in Kansas.
I just have a couple of questions. If God really was the intelligent designer, why did he skip Kansas when it came to handing out the intelligence? And, figures made public this week show that American kids are falling even further behind our international competitors when it comes to math and science proficiency. Do you think there’s any reason for that?
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