Chug-a-glutton

So, I was cruising the fashion blog circuit earlier today
when I happened upon a local writer (she shall remain link-less) who somehow
seemed to sustain this incredibly luxurious, posh lifestyle. Day after day, the posts were about her sushi dinners, the diamond-encrusted electronics she had encountered, or a recent trip to the local furrier … Just another day in the
life of TKTK—of whom, yes, I am somewhat jealous. But still, I couldn’t help
but wonder: How long till so-and-so finds herself bankrupt, and with a BMI wa-aa-ay over 25. Not to hate on my fellow bloggers or anything.

Anyhow, here are some teasers for upcoming hooks: I’m
going to the Butterball on Saturday; this year, it’s in the theme of Truman Capote’s famous
black-and-white party. And then, later next week, I intend to roll out the Keynesian
economic model that, for me, will make Christmas possible this year.
Stay tuned!