My sporty friends, there is now an entire company dedicated
to hawking athletic skorts. You’ll find ’em at www.skirtsports.com. The founder, so
says the press release, is Nicole DeBoom, an Ironman champion who just so
happens to be married to superstar triathlete Tim DeBoom. Anyhoo, wearing these
polypro skirts can be a sport in and of itself, if you ask me. They cause quite a stir at the gym, for instance. When stretching in downward dog or
climbing on the stationary bicycle, orbiting gym rats get to peek up your skirt,
which is really no shorter than an ordinary pair of running shorts-but is much
more effective in keeping ’em glued. What fun!
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