Author: Brian Lambert

  • New Rules for Real Journalists

    Dan Froomkin of the Washington Post made my “Best of” list for his superb blogging on press performance and accountability issues. (No doubt he has the clipping framed over his computer.)

    Here’s a piece up today on the Nieman web-site. Its basically a refresher course for tough-mindedness, something in short supply when a politician’s popularity polls turn publishers, news directors, editors and reporters anxious and fretful about appearing too “adversarial”.

  • Morning Drive Radio Ratings

    A few people have asked about ratings for Twin Cities radio’s morning drive shows, usually the biggest revenue producer of the day for most stations. Here they are, with exclamations of bewilderment at the bottom.

    Share of Twin Cities adults 25-54 listening from 6 am to 10 am, Oct-Dec. ’06.

    1. KQRS-FM 19.1
    2. KTIS-FM 6.7
    3. 93X -FM 5.7
    4. K102-FM 5.5
    5. KS95-FM 5.2
    (tie)KNOW-FM 5.2
    7. WCCO-AM 4.5
    8. WLTE-FM 4.2
    9. KDWB-FM 4.1
    10. JACK-FM 3.7
    11. Cities 97 3.7
    12. KFAN-AM 3.5
    13. KOOL 108 3.1
    14. B96-FM 2.5
    15. Air America 1.9
    16. The Current 1.9
    17. AM 1500 1.8
    18. KMOJ-FM 1.7
    19. FM 107 1.6
    20. KSJN-FM 1.6
    21. KTLK 0.9
    22. The Patriot 0.8

    A few things that should jump out at you here:

    Head-banging 93X pulling a bigger ADULT audience than K102, KS95 and a couple other middle-age venues? WTF? I thought the younger crowd was dialing OUT radio for MP3, iTunes, etc?

    KQ92 still dominates — hell, CRUSHES — the competition. Proving the eternal appeal of bowel and feces humor.

    JACK FM is tied with Cities97. Is one on to something while the other is slipping? Is Cities’ crowd the real personal music crowd, and therefore weaning itself off radio?

    KNOW, significantly ahead of WCCO, (through an election season), is now, without question, the area’s principal source for actual news, as opposed to feel-good infotainment or partisan bullshit. ‘CCO might ask itself how to go about grabbing back some of MPR’s well-heeled, well-educated demographic?

    Air America — the woefully produced, low-powered, miserably underfunded “lefty-liberal” AM station is not only marginally ahead of AM 1500’s stale, formulaic morning acts, but is DOUBLING the audience of lavishly-promoted 100,000 watt, Fox News-based FM KTLK, (where I briefly worked). Two words: “Holy shit.” OK, three words: “Holy f**king shit.”

    Oh, wait. It gets worse. KMOJ-FM, with a signal that barely exceeds a 10-block radius and is now operating out of a broom closet, has as big an audience of adults as KTLK and the hyper right-wing Patriot … COMBINED.

  • Russert V. Edwards

    When I’m in the market for Sunday morning Beltway bloviation, I generally prefer Stephanopoulos to Russert. A: I like ABC’s roundtable, especially when Fareed Zakaria and George Will lock up. B: Cokie Roberts perfectly personifies D.C. group-think. There is no better example of limp. Georgetown cocktail punditry this side of David Broder. And I like that. Roberts provides a valuable service. I think its important to maintain contact with so reliable a barometer for craven pandering to shifting political fortune. And C: For as connected and savvy as Russert is about horse race politics, I’m constantly dismayed at the way he maneuvers for the “gotcha” question and resulting simplistic headlines.

    With the ’08 election only two light years away I remain a fan of former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards. In stark contrast to the confederacy of cynical dunces who have driven the truck of state so deep into the ditch, Edwards has always impressed me as being both serious and smart. Very smart. Smart enough to know there’s no way to explain his vote authorizing force in Iraq other than to say it was a mistake and hope that the public is finally in a mood to appreciate a politician willing to say he, (or SHE), was wrong and has recalculated accordingly.

    Russert had Edwards on for the entire hour this morning, (which he says he will do for other major candidates … but I’ll be amazed if he does for the likes of Sam Brownback and Tom Vilsack). Russert played the usual tapes of Edwards supporting the war resolution in ’02 and tap-dancing around the question of pulling the plug in the last weeks of the ’04 campaign. Edwards didn’t flinch. He continued to concede his error and say that, like everyone else, he should be held accountable for what he says and does.

    All that was fine. Holding government accountable is a primary function of the press. But the example of Russert maneuvering for low-brow, “gotcha bounce”, where The Drudge Reports of the world can grab a headline pulled straight ” … from ‘Meet the Press’ “, is when like some B-list Buffalo radio jock … he asks Edwards, “Are you saying you’ll raise taxes … ” to pay for various improvements in health care coverage.

    Edwards’ response was a quick and honest, “Yes.” Which gets points for honesty. Anyone who says they’ll improve one thing about this country’s health care mess without taxing SOMEONE is swimming in bullshit. But obviously, everything about health care reform is eye-glazingly complicated, including how and who you tax to improve it. Edwards, well-prepared like a top-rate trial lawyer, had his ducks in line and ran through a sound-bite tested string of likely fixes, including pulling down Bush’s tax cuts for the upper 10% and perhaps adding taxation to the health care industry. (More taxes on, say, United Health!? The horror! The outrage! Can’t you just hear Limbaugh spinning that into new, onerous taxes on “working class Americans”?)

    Anyway, Russert nodded as Edward ran through his checklist of possible new funding sources and responded, not by asking for a specific on who in the health establishment might be in his gun-sights for new taxation — which would have been interesting and truly NEWS worthy. Instead, Horse Race Russert’s only reaction to Edwards’ quick list of revenue options was to repeat, for headline writers everywhere, “So you’d raise taxes?”

    You run a tightly scripted show, Timmer, but occasionally I’d like to see a heightened level of nuance in those follow-ups.

  • Hail! Hail! Jimmy Walsh.

    I left Jim Walsh a message today, after learning that one of the first acts of new City Pages management was to can him and his column. I worked with Jim for a few years over at the St. Paul Pioneer Press, and always liked the guy. I thought of him as one of those souls blessed/cursed with the sense/express jones. He’s a guy who wants to tell people how he sees the world, how it feels to him, and how he is working his way through it. A blogger’s sensibility, you could say. But in his case, authentic and genuine, and driven by true artistic compulsion. He has a compulsive need to describe his responses.

    I had been at the Pioneer Press a few years before Jimmy arrived, and I remember thinking at the time that his hiring spoke well for the paper. The Pioneer Press, then led by Walker Lundy, still had a reputation as a “writer’s paper”. It could never compete with the Star Tribune in quantity, but it could still make a credible claim to something like literary quality. Lundy understood and appreciated what bringing Jim Walsh into the fold meant for the company brand. But modern newspapers are highly utilitarian vehicles, and management regimes change frequently. “News you can use”, was one of a dozen operative and quickly forgotten catch-mantras that flared and expired while Walsh and I were there.

    The Pioneer Press liked Walsh for his encyclopedic personal history with the Twin Cities’ music scene, which he mined reliably. But, burdened with an artistic sensibility, the sensibility of all good writers, Walsh wanted to push his time on the planet beyond reviews and formulaic features, the grail of stale newspapering. He wanted to talk about living in the Twin Cities as he sees, hears and feels it.

    Soon, Walker Lundy was gone. For all his corny, old school folksiness, Lundy thought of himself as a character and therefore responded well to the writer-characters on his staff. But he was replaced by a team of remarkably drab, talking point managers, with little if any background in the artful craft of writing, no end of training in decimal points and, I’m sorry to say, no detectable sense of joie de vive. These would be the Meatball Ladies, (see “Back Door Lovin’” below), a startlingly dour and joyless clutch of characters with no affinity at all for anything other than what had been specifically prescribed by the Knight-Ridder management training seminars that formed the bedrock of their journalistic heritage.

    They treated Walsh badly. Hell, foully. And now, with this City Pages action, I understand completely why he doesn’t return calls and tells the Star Tribune’s Deborah Rybak in an e-mail that he’s, “sick of talking about myself and the media”.

    From the way Jim did talk the last time we spoke, I could tell both he and ex-editor, Steve Perry, (see below), knew their days were numbered. But that doesn’t make new management’s decision any smarter.

    Playing Objective Participant here, the rap on Jim’s Pioneer Press stuff was that it was “too personal”, “too emotional” and “too weird”. The Meatball Ladies always seemed to know exactly what, “our readers” wanted to read. What struck me was how what “our readers” wanted pretty much always mirrored exactly whatever they were reading, watching or listening to at that moment, and how all of it was consumer driven. Needless to say, none of them got out much. Not much clubbing. Not much new music, unless you count maybe catching the latest Indigo Girls concert. Not much hanging out at bars chatting up odd characters just for the hell of it. And never … ever … discussing love and sex, like an adult, like Walsh did.

    My counter argument in support of Walsh — not that anyone cared or ever asked — was that considering all the inane crap that ran every day in the paper; redundant listings, celebrity gossip, 24-hour old “breaking news” and trainloads of fashionista-wannabe trend-watching, an impressionistic, Jim Walsh getting-the-feel-of-a-St.Paul-neighborhood-bar piece, or whatever, even once a week, was more than justified. Cultivate it a little bit and it would build an audience, much like the restaurant listings.

    But The Meatball Ladies were running the place by then, and the simple fact was they wanted him gone, never mind that when they made their move on him he had just returned from a prestigious Knight Fellowship (for creative writing) at Stanford. That’s “Knight”, as in “Knight Ridder”, the Pioneer Press’s owner at the time. No matter. In a classic line, laden with irony if you knew the particularly desiccated, misanthropic editor in question, Walsh was told, “You must think you’re special.”

    God forbid! What newspaper could possibly survive with columnists who think themselves, “special”? Echoing Roman Hruska, the gargoyle-like Nebraska Senator who once suggested that mediocre people deserved mediocre Supreme Court judges, the post-Lundy Meatball Ladies of the Pioneer Press committed themselves to the mission of exorcizing idiosyncrasy. Walsh was gone.

    But what is City Pages excuse? Last time I checked it was an “alternative” weekly, allegedly a place where, unlike mainstream dailies, readers should be able to find distinctive, off-beat, idiosyncratic writing that, who knows, might leave them with the afterglow of a specific person’s passion? The sort of stuff that, yes, might occasionally make them feel uncomfortable with its’ perspective, subject matter and approach. But the sort of writing and sensibility that might also make them ask a question other than, “Where can I buy a ticket?”

    Jim Walsh will survive just fine. In fact, tonight, like every Friday night, Walsh will host and play with a rotating crew of local musicians in the basement of Java Jack’s coffee house, 46th and Bryant, south Minneapolis. Its his Mad Ripple Friday Night Hootenanny. A crowd of about 75-100 soaks it all in from 6:30-8:30.

    Drop in. Its free.

  • Back Door Lovin'

    Among those of us who experienced what might be called a “difficult” relationship with mainstream newspapering, one of the jokes about newspapers’ numbing institutional voice was that that voice must never, ever risk offending the kind of fine and decent ladies you find serving meatballs and lefse at a Lutheran church dinner. Such ladies were the acid test for hyper-cautious, risk-averse newspapering, for what flew and what didn’t. If you could imagine the meatball ladies being shocked, the story or phrasing got the “delete” button.

    Well, here’s a dark secret. The average second and third tier daily newspaper newsroom was/is full of incipient Lutheran meatball ladies (and men), people who have assigned themselves the task of rigorously assessing the naughtiness quotient of topics and wording. If you’re a reporter, good luck getting every day, garden variety, workplace-tested sexual vernacular past that crowd.

    So imagine my amazement, (and sophomoric amusement), when I leafed through the latest edition of Vita.Mn, the Star Tribune’s latest weekly vehicle for, like, rollin’ with the dudes. There was “Alexis on the Sexes”, the freebie’s sex columnist, dispensing sage counsel and I dare say, encouragement to couples interested in exploring the exotic delights of anal sex.

    Well … from my experience with daily newspapering, I can assure you that decent women and certainly no men in the newsroom would dare mention such a concept above a furtive whisper, the latter out of fear of a call from HR. (A bit of an exaggeration there. In certain “safe zones”, such topics were discussed, sometimes ad nauseam).

    Vita.Mn of course isn’t a mainstream daily, is it? But unlike the various free weeklies that have come and gone around town this one IS owned and operated and edited by the Star Tribune, where encouraging readers to try anal sex is about as remote a concept as suggesting some Hadassah lady set herself on fire on the Guthrie thrust stage.

    I called Tim Campbell, the droll fellow who edits Vita.Mn AND the Strib’s A&E section. I asked about the reaction to the column. “About what you’d expect,” he said. Not much from the public, really. The target audience of precocious teens, college kids, twenty-somethings and pervy geezers took it all in stride, and in fact, said Campbell, they respond far more to fashion stories than “Alexis on the Sexes”. (The presumption being, I guess, that all the aforementioned, with the exception of the pathetic pervy geezers, long ago included anal sex as a regular part of their sexual regimen and therefore are really far more concerned with accessory trends.)

    Campbell said the intra-newsroom chatter about the column was also fairly predictable, with the usual guardians of righteous propriety, (“a-choomeatball …”), expressing horror and declaring … again … the great and grand institution of the Star Tribune was poised, verily, on the precipice of a terrible slippery slope. If back door lovin’ was now appropriate conversation within their sacred, Big “J” journalistic halls, (and mine you, without a breath of moral condemnation!), why every facet of truth, fairness and accuracy, will soon be dragged into disrepute.

    As I say, attempts by mainstream newspapers to reach those much-coveted “younger readers” are often laughable. (I mean look at WHO is pretending to be hip!). Such attempts are doomed until Big “J” papers figure out a way to interact with that crowd on … the crowd’s terms … not the terms of the paper’s risk averse, (and often extraordinarily nerdy), meatball ladies/men-in-training. If that means a sex column, so be it. But don’t — and Campbell has not — then censor the sex columnist.

    Frankly, I suspect today’s kids have access to so much sexual information — and sexual bullshit — they hardly demand it from an actual paper newspaper. But, if you’re the big, lumbering corporate publisher trying to reach kids, talking sex comes with the territory, which means you’ve got to demonstrate a semblance of crede. As in tossing in a column on tips and tricks for back door lovin’ with an attitude of nonchalance.

    Somehow that led me to ask Campbell if Claude Peck and Rick Nelson’s
    very amusing, very gay Sunday “conversation” column, “Withering Glance”, might be a good fit for Vita.Mn? You know, maybe in an expanded, unfettered sort of form?

    Campbell thought a moment, conceded that when Peck and Nelson get into vivisecting fashion disasters Vita.Mn’s audience would probably connect, but then, on second thought, no. “I think they’re probably just too old.”

    Brutal. And just when you were thinking every gay guy was forever hip. Instead … Peck and Nelson consigned to a wing of the same musty floor as other geezers and meatball ladies, the hetero ones who woo-hooed and scowled at the mere mention of back door love.

  • Katherine Kersten: The One-Woman Solution

    When the tinny tinkle of “Joy to the World, the Lord is Come” begins playing on the cell phone, everyone in range in the Star Tribune newsroom knows who’s getting a call. It is Katherine Kersten, the paper’s unapologetically religious and fiercely conservative metro columnist.

    Since May 2005, the Star Tribune has been engaged in what its top editor freely describes as “an experiment.” The test has Katherine Kersten, a fifty-five-year-old former banker, lawyer, and think-tank denizen, now an opinion writer, playing the role of an alien element injected into a tradition-bound newspaper culture.


    Long battered by conservative critics as the “Red Star” for its alleged knee-jerk liberalism—particularly over the past decade, as conservatives were rallied by the echo chambers of talk radio and right-wing blogs—the Star Tribune decided it had to answer. So, for the last twenty months, Kersten has been a one-woman solution, applying a decidedly different, and perhaps revolutionary, face to the role of big-city reporter and metro columnist.
    Directed by editor Anders Gyllenhaal, a man with only two years of Minnesota experience under his belt at the time, the paper consciously sought an unequivocal political and social conservative—not a classic Minnesota moderate Republican, but rather, someone whose voice and point of view could have been lifted off the pages of the Weekly Standard (for which Kersten has written), or the Sean Hannity Show. Moreover, Gyllenhaal declined to put her column on the editorial pages, where Kersten used to write when she worked for The Center of the American Experiment, and where no one would have blinked had she appeared again. Instead, he put her on the metro pages, where consistently overt, unvarying partisan ideology has historically been discouraged.
    Kersten seized the opportunity and has delivered a steady drumbeat of unvarnished socially conservative thinking, railing steadily against gay marriage—and the slippery slope from there to polygamy, public schools, the legitimacy of Keith Ellison’s congressional candidacy, the cynical stagecraft of the so-called “Flying Imams,” and, in a near-camp classic, the Rolling Stones’ lack of family values.
    The primary response has been a chorus of infuriated liberals. But the unvarying perspective and tone of her writing has also called into question several long-accepted tenets of traditional newspapering, among them the unwritten code that says columnists should avoid easy labeling and present an image of editorial independence, an image that at no time suggests they are in league with unknown forces.
    A year and a half later, Gyllenhaal’s ‘experiment’ is neither the ‘tremendous success’ he and local conservatives describe it as, nor the ‘sick joke’ outraged liberals and a small minority of Kersten’s Star Tribune colleagues have called it. Both Gyllenhaal (who is leaving the Star Tribune this month to take over editorship of the Miami Herald) and Kersten claim to be buoyed by a steady flow of correspondence praising her work. Nevertheless, her harshest critics continue to see her as a painfully unpolished reporter serving mainly as obvious sop to barking-dog conservatives, a crowd that wouldn’t respect the Star Tribune if it ran neo-con valentines on the front page.
    At the same time, several of the paper’s more prominent writers wonder if Gyllenhaal’s choice of a bona fide member of the intellectual elite is really serving the optimal conservative constituency. In other words, is she effectively solving the paper’s “conservative problem”? There is also a concern with Kersten’s near-lockstep choice of topics and point of view with influential conservative bloggers—chief among them Scott Johnson, one of the three primary authors at Powerlineblog.com and her friend of twenty years.
    In person, Kersten comes off as a classic Edina working mother of four, albeit one with a monochromatic wardrobe favoring shades of black. (On a personal level, her Strib colleagues seem to like her; some say they’ve even encouraged her to “soften” her look in her column mug shots—it has changed four times, by one count.) Her vocal inflection is earnest and precise, her thoughts organized. She doesn’t fumble for words. Without question, she is well read, open, self-effacing, and even eager for a civil clash of opinions. She shows no hint of defensiveness or the knuckleheaded combativeness of talk radio. Nor does she stoop to the kind of contrived venom and cynical mangling of facts made famous by Ann Coulter.
    In fact, unlike so many commercially successful bloviators, Kersten gives the impression that truth actually matters to her. Her conversation, which does have a tendency to drift into think-tank policy-speak, is peppered with references to “ideas,” “issues,” and “vision.” Yet during a conversation, you can’t help but be puzzled by the contradictions she doesn’t see, and wonder if she isn’t another example of a person whose facile intellect and desire to differentiate herself have impelled her to a rarefied stratum of thought.
    Over coffee at an Edina Starbucks, Kersten describes her family in Fort Dodge, Iowa, as “Republican, but not terribly political,” and recalls, with amused irony, marching in anti-Vietnam War protests as a Carleton College freshman in 1969-70.
    “You can imagine what Carleton was like at that time,” she says. “It was certainly a political hotbed. There was a moratorium, as you might remember, which was observed across the country when the Kent State and Cambodia-related issues kind of came to the fore in the spring semester. There was a great length of period when there were no classes at all. Classes were just suspended, and people met to talk politics on [the Carleton commons].
    “Paul Wellstone was a relatively new faculty member. But he of course was very, very prominent in all this.”
    Being an eighteen-year-old at this point, she says, she wasn’t thinking of herself as deeply political, and certainly not as the free-market capitalist and purveyor of conservative social nostrums she would eventually become.
    “Oh no. In fact, I remember writing home from Carleton,” she says, “asking that my parents send up some of my hard-earned waitress dollars so I could put it into an account for people who might need to raise bail after civil-disobedience actions. And I remember marching by the governor’s mansion.
    “I actually wrote a letter to my hometown paper about the war, and my uncle wrote a counterpoint.”
    Hers was anti-war?
    “Yeah, anti-Vietnam policy, I guess you could say. But all along, I was pretty much aware my information was spotty, and that I didn’t have the big picture,” she says.
    As uncertain about her future as any eighteen-year-old, Kersten says, she tried to balance her love of great books with a major in chemistry, but very soon shucked all thought of Petri dishes and Bunsen burners.
    After one year she shucked Carleton, too, in favor of the then-all-female St. Mary’s, across the highway from the University of Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana. She entered “a general program of liberal studies” and “a great books program,” which, she declares, was “the best thing that ever happened to me.”
    After she finished her undergrad work, she went off to Yale University, intending to work toward a doctorate in philosophy, but her capitalist instincts quickly deflected her from that track. She signed up for a master’s program with an “organizational, management-type focus.” Two years later, she was headed for a job at Northern Trust Bank in Chicago.
    “I wanted to work with a big company that would essentially teach me what I needed to know,” she says. “And of course at that time banks were kind of the premier place to start.”
    Two years with the bank was enough for Kersten to decide the pin-striped life “was also not [her] passion.” But now—maybe, possibly—the academic life was. Seventy letters to various institutions of higher learning netted her a job with the University of Wisconsin as a liaison between the administration and the extension university.
    But the need to score a doctorate (a requirement if one is to stay viable in university administration) was, again, not something she felt passionate about. A business contact in North Carolina convinced her that a law degree was a much better real-world commodity than a Ph.D. She soon became the fourth lawyer in her family.
    Kersten met her husband Mark Johnson, who is now an attorney in a private practice, in law school. She then married and found herself, three years later, out of school, buying a house, and about to have her second child (she eventually had four in five years). She was also thinking, “I can’t do all of this.” So, “I quit my job [with the University of Wisconsin],” she says. “And really, that begat my first experience with writing.”
    After that, Kersten says, a grad school friend contacted her wondering if she’d be interested in taking over an assignment from the conservative Hoover Institution’s Policy Review journal to “write a kind of conservative feminist manifesto.”
    Though that idea conjures visions of braless Lynne Cheneys and Liddy Doles cracking heads in an eighty-fourth-floor executive suite, Kersten explains that the editors were curious as to whether she—a thirty-five-year-old, very-well-educated stay-at-home mom—detected any overlap between what, at first glance, appeared to be repellent poles of the cultural globe.
    At this point, though, she still had not sworn a blood oath to conservatism.
    “My real interest is ideas,” she insists, “not politics,” and goes on a bit about how she developed an appreciation for the positive influences of Western culture while studying at St. Mary’s. “The way [Western culture] has produced modernity; the way it has produced the scientific world view; the way it has produced the notion of individual liberties and individual rights.”
    Kersten was becoming enamored with this view at a time—1970—when many of her college peers and faculty members were expressing passionate dismay at the Vietnam War, seeing it as yet another catastrophic episode of Western hypocrisy, another tragic example of the Western ethos carpet-bombing not-quite-our-kind-of-“modern” individuals and individual liberties “back to the Stone Age” (to quote then-Air Force General Curtis LeMay).
    So did she feel she ever had a Saul-on-the-road-to-Damascus moment—an experience that shifted her lust for ideas permanently away from the conventionally liberal attitudes of most college campuses, and into the bosom of conservatism?
    “Well,” she says, grasping the question, “in terms of my interest in current events and how current events are shaped by these ideas, it really was my decision to stay at home as a mother, and to then begin spending more time looking at issues, and in particular my experience with Central America.”
    In the mid-’80s, “Central America” was shorthand for the turmoil of socialist/populist revolutions against long-entrenched dictatorial governments, most of which had cozy, supportive relations with large American and European corporations. In Nicaragua, the Sandinistas had finally grabbed control after a twenty-year struggle against the American-backed Somoza family. The Reagan administration responded by funneling military aid to right-wing rebels seeking to undercut the Sandinistas.
    Meanwhile in Minneapolis, stay-at-home-mom Katherine Kersten was attending parties at the well-appointed Lake of the Isles home of a former law-firm colleague.
    “We were invited, regularly, to Sandinista events. Events where there’d be a Sandinista priest or a Sandinista politician speaking. And often these events were held at these lovely homes, where there would be bread-and-soup suppers, and people would come in proper revolutionary dress, with the right head scarf and the right peasant skirt.
    “I had really known very little about [this kind of culture], and I got pretty interested— especially because I’d raise my hand at the end of one of these speeches by these Sandinista apologists, and I’d ask a skeptical question. And there’d be this shudder that would go around the room. People would whisper, ‘You can’t say that,’ ‘How can you say that?’
    “I realized pretty quickly there was something else going on here. There was a deeply emotional need being met.”
    Her voice registers excitement as she recalls Minnesota college campuses shipping faculty members and students off to Nicaragua on field trips where “they were all filled with this righteous indignation. And often these people were accountants: they were lawyers. They were kind of in their mid-forties. They had gone to college in the ’60s, and, I don’t know, maybe thought they’d sold out. But now they were pretty well heeled. But to them, there was nothing more exciting than to see [Sandinista leader] Daniel Ortega in his bandolier and his camouflage. To them, he was, you know, an authentic revolutionary. A reeeal man.
    “And I had seen this over and over at these Lake of the Isles parties.”
    It was at this point, Kersten says, that she refashioned herself as a lonely champion for rectitude—a mom-style Joan of Arc, leading an often-solitary crusade for clarity in true democratic principles. Like so many conservatives, she asserted that “there was literally no one out there” countering the argument of Sandinista sympathizers. (No one, of course, other than the Reagan administration.)
    Borrowing a page from the Republican handbook of “issue framing”, Kersten formed The Midwest Coalition for Democracy in Central America. Soon, her notoriety and singularity as a countering argument to liberal orthodoxy began earning her an audience every time a school or radio program needed to “balance” a forum.
    Tireless and reliably on point, her newspaper op-ed pieces caught the attention of Mitch Pearlstein, who at the time was handling reader mail for the St. Paul Pioneer Press’s editorial page. Pearlstein encouraged her to write more, and soon, after he founded the conservative Center of the American Experiment think tank in the early ’90s, Kersten was brought on as a fellow.
    By the mid-’90s, she was well enough established as a go-to conservative thinker to become a regular presence from 1995 to 2003 on the Star Tribune’s editorial page, where she began serving up regular assaults on precious liberal sensibilities. “It was not a particularly comfortable fit for me,” she says. “The editorial page has a very decided slant.”
    Some see Kersten’s unvarying perspective as her primary weakness. “Maybe the biggest struggle in being a columnist is trying to avoid being labeled,” said Star Tribune columnist Nick Coleman one late fall afternoon, as he carved his way through lunch at Kramarczuk’s Deli. “A big part of the game is surprising the reader from time to time, showing some latitude in your thinking and staying out of the box people try to put you in.”
    Coleman (full disclosure: he is a longtime friend of mine) has been a Twin Cities columnist for more than thirty years. He, and nearly all of the other Star Tribune staffers with whom I spoke, have no objection to adding new voices to the paper—even an unabashed conservative voice. His problem is placing Kersten on the metro pages in an attempt to create a “balance” and respond to the regular accusations of liberal bias hurled at him and fellow columnist Doug Grow. “You find the last time some Democratic politician or liberal blogger referred to me as, ‘our good friend, Nick Coleman.’ It’s never happened. They all hate my guts, and that’s the way it’s supposed to be.”
    In fact, there is no end of Star Tribune readers who agree with the description of Grow and Coleman as “liberals.” And there’s a long history of big-city newspaper columnists with “liberal” sensibilities. You think of writers like Mike Royko, Pete Hamill, Jimmy Breslin, and so on—journalists who built legendary careers, and a large readership, by covering the stories of underdogs bucking city hall and big business. Columnists like these savored an emotional kinship with a hard-living underclass—people with little more to offer the community at large than their colorful and amusing stories. But today’s hyper-cautious newspaper managers, more peripatetic bureaucrats than journalists, consign that kind of novelistic storytelling to the trash heap of journalistic days gone by.
    Coleman and a number of other Star Tribune reporters (who preferred not to go on record) see the Kersten “experiment” as essentially this: In hopes of appeasing a rancorous minority, the paper has taken a straightforward, arch-conservative opinion-page writer with no traditional newspaper reporting experience—no time spent covering society’s random violence and injustice and the street-level impact of “big ideas”—and allowed her to do on-the-job training as a metro columnist.
    There is something to the complaint. While even her critics concede Kersten “is getting better,” her columns, particularly those on her signature topics of gay marriage, schools, and Keith Ellison, read more like guest editorials with quotes than traditional metro columns.
    For his part, Doug Grow thinks Gyllenhaal may have missed the true reason for reader alienation from the Star Tribune. “When a newspaper starts chasing specific demographic groups, I think you’re asking for trouble. Once you start tailoring yourself to appeal to narrow demographic targets, you risk becoming as irrelevant [journalistically] as the ten o’clock news.
    “But our reputation out in Anoka County and other exurbs is not good,” adds Grow, an entirely affable guy who says he genuinely likes Kersten (and whom Kersten, in turn, thanks for being “so gracious and welcoming”).
    “People out [in the northern suburbs] rightly perceive that we don’t talk to them,” Grow says. “So my sense was that what we really needed was a columnist who actually lived in the exurbs. You know? Someone who rides ATVs on the weekend and goes deer hunting.
    “Personally, I didn’t think an ideologue was the answer, but rather someone who lived that kind of red-state lifestyle.”
    In response to the idea of a blaze-orange, locked-and-loaded, ATV-revving columnist at the Star Tribune, Kersten replies, “But those people can’t write [newspaper columns],” which may—or may not be—true. But it is obvious the paper didn’t look beyond politically active conservatives when considering how best to address its “balance problem.” When there was a choice between a moderate and a hard-liner, it took the latter.
    In a notoriously gossipy industry, in which news of anyone under consideration for a plum job is traded like a hot stock tip, only two names ever emerged from the Star Tribune’s so-called “nationwide search.” Kersten and Republican lobbyist Sarah Janecek were the putative finalists. Both live in the paper’s backyard, and neither boasts about her skill field-gutting a twelve-point buck. Janecek is regularly derided by militant bloggers as a RINO (Republican in Name Only), while Kersten appeals to the most socially conservative wing.
    Few individuals embody the conservative siege engine trained on the Star Tribune better than the three attorneys who operate Powerlineblog.com, the renowned website that Time magazine called “Blog of the Year” for 2004. Power Line has been catapulting vats of molten lead at the Star Tribune ever since it went live in 2002.
    “The [Star Tribune] is a paragon of political correctness and a national laughingstock,” says Scott Johnson, one of the trio. “That paper is a lost cause, and I say that looking at it through the job they did on the Fifth [Congressional] District race” between Alan Fine and Keith Ellison. During that race, Power Line and Kersten engaged in a symbiotic dance of predation, attacking DFL nominee Keith Ellison for everything short of selling crack to preschoolers. Follow Power Line regularly and you can’t help but be struck by how often Johnson plugs the next day’s Kersten column, usually as soon as it appears on the Star Tribune website. Johnson and Kersten have been friends for twenty years, and he usually refers to her as “Kathy” or “our good friend, Kathy.” Nor can you miss how often Kersten’s column echoes something recently posted on Power Line.
    Conservative “pillow talk” is rampant. By my unofficial count as of early December 2006, Kersten had written approximately 135 columns and Power Line had lauded seventy-five of them. There has been no criticism. This coziness of both choice of topic and point of view lends itself to suspicion of a kind of mentor-pupil relationship—a notion that prompts a playful question from Johnson: “And so, which is which?” He goes on to say that “it is true that Kathy has written a number of columns off things she has read on Power Line. But no, there is no ‘mentor-pupil’ relationship. I don’t direct her. I mention her column as often as I do only because I believe what she has written is of interest to a national audience.”
    All Fall, Power Line and Kersten pressed their assault on Keith Ellison and “The Flying Imams” (referring to the nationally-reported story of six Muslim clerics being taken off a USAir flight from Minneapolis), hammering, one after another, like the two blacksmiths on the same Scandinavian weather vane.
    Not that Johnson is pleased with the result of his effort. “I never worked harder to less effect,” he says, “in trying to embarrass the Star Tribune to do its job in [the Ellison] race.”
    Gyllenhaal dismisses Johnson and Power Line as “a group that has been virulently critical of the paper,” adding with a tone of exasperation, “The criticisms they made, on the Ellison coverage, were just totally without merit.” He declines comment on any symbiosis between Power Line and Kersten, claiming to be unaware of any similarities.
    The Kersten column, as Gyllenhaal explains it, is not a matter of blowing up the old paradigms of journalism. Rather, it is simply an acknowledgement that the world has changed, and that readers look to newspapers for a wider variety of voices, not all of which have been nurtured for years in a newsroom environment. And he concedes the paper did not adequately serve the Twin Cities’ “conservative audience.”
    Gyllenhaal sees Kersten as far less predictable than her critics claim, and says he’s entirely pleased with both the “stories” she’s telling and the craft with which she tells them.
    There was only a tip-toe mention of conservatism in the original description of the job Kersten won. “As with all columnists,” said the job description, “the emphasis would be on deeply reported columns, story telling off the news, pieces that can best be told with a columnist’s leeway. This columnist would have the added goal of bringing a conservative perspective to the paper in story topics, circles traveled and views explored.” Introducing her May 22, 2005, in a fifteen-paragraph editor’s column touting her career, but making no direct reference to her signature political ideology, Gyllenhaal mentioned, far down in the column, that, “As the staff looks ahead to the future of newspapers, we think it’s vital to expand the reach of the paper for a wide base of readers, young and old, urban and suburban, conservative, liberal and independent.”
    So during the hiring process, was it ever explicitly put to Kersten that the paper wanted a conservative voice? After a pause, she says, “I’m trying to think how that was put. I don’t recall that that word was used. It was pretty clear what they wanted, though. They wanted somebody who would balance the generally liberal perspective of the editorial page and the columnists who are there, which would be a conservative.
    “But, of course,” she adds, “you could describe ‘conservative’ in a number of ways.”

  • Mick Jagger as You’ve Never Seen Him

    As a relative newcomer to the Rake family, I was reassured and gratified by fresh research asserting that you, the average Rake reader, are not much of a couch potato. Or if you are, your eyeballs are fixed to a book or magazine rather than a TV screen. The numbers say twenty-six percent of you are more likely to have “no exposure to TV on an average weekday” than the tubers next door.
    This is good for you and me.
    After fifteen years of neuron-shriveling exposure, covering what passes for prime time entertainment television for the St. Paul Pioneer Press, I can tell you I’m dangerously close to a cumulative toxic meltdown. I can’t take much more contact with the sprawling, roiling, highly profitable, knucklehead media universe around us. Like you, apparently, I would just as soon spend my media time absorbing what’s valuable—even, I dare say, artful and edifying—and ignoring the latest cross-pollinated fodder for the high-profile, lowbrow, Paris-and-Britney-go-prancing-with-the-stars, eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old target demo.
    When I do pull myself away from the work-related computer screen long enough to watch television, it no longer occurs to me to spend a half-hour with a sitcom. I mean, come on. There’s a playoff game on ESPN, an airliner crashing on National Geographic’s Seconds from Disaster, and a bunch of embalmed white guys sneering about Nancy Pelosi on Fox News. This stuff is real, I’ve decided, and to some extent unpredictable. (OK, not Fox News, but you catch my drift.)
    Unfortunately, I have a hard time maintaining aesthetic purity. I thought Borat was genius. I’ll lose a half-hour watching some part of Dumb and Dumber every time it pops up on TBS, which is about three times a week. And I believe the Cohen brothers deserve a lifetime achievement award for The Big Lebowski alone.
    Likewise, I have a thing for a certain kind of sitcom. The problem is the kinds of sitcoms I like never seem to last long. They get good reviews, and then, a few weeks later, a pink slip. WTF? Well, one reason is that people like me—and you—have lost the habit, probably forever, of making appointments with entertainment television.
    Take for example The Knights of Prosperity, a new sitcom on ABC. It only caught my attention because I saw that David Letterman’s company, Worldwide Pants, was producing it, along with Mick Jagger, who also has a small, recurring role. “David Letterman,” I thought. “And Mick Jagger. How stupid could this be?”
    Turns out it wasn’t stupid. In fact, it was pretty funny. The shtick here has actor Donal Logue, your classic fleshy, compulsively amusing Irishman, and his band of multi-cultural minimum-wage warriors deciding to make their grab for the brass ring by ripping off Jagger’s fifty-two-million-dollar Manhattan apartment.
    The show worked. Or, I should say, the pilot worked, since I haven’t seen episode number two. Someone at Worldwide Pants obviously enjoyed the time he spent researching dialogue in blue-collar bars, and left feeling something for all the impossible, implausible dreams submerged there. I get Mick Jagger pimping himself and much lesser celebrities. I like the idea of sitcom characters that look and sound like the streets of New York.
    But Knights of Prosperity is doomed, and here’s why: Because you and I, dear highbrow, literary-loving Rake reader, are the show’s best audience. The thing is toast because you’ve never heard of it, and I’ll probably never watch it again.
    My theory is that uncommon sitcoms, sitcoms with some sense of artistic risk, daring, or refusal to conform to stale norms, appeal best to people—you and me—who have for the most part blocked sitcoms from our cultural radar. The only thing our experience with crap like According to Jim, Two and a Half Men, and King of Queens ever validated was that sitcom watching was a waste of time, time better spent shouting back at Bill O’Reilly, breaking down defenses with John Madden, or listening to some C-SPAN policy wonk explain the roots of the Sunni-Shia schism.

  • Amen to That

    “Truth be told, that’s one of the reasons I left. I couldn’t stand covering random assaults and vandalism, stories that had no impact on the average viewers. TV news does violence because it’s fast, easy, requires no frame of reference or special reporting skills.”
    – Heather McMichael, a former Kansas City Fox 4 Reporter….comments to the Kansas City Star

  • Good News for Video Blogs

    I’m a big fan of Robert Wright. His book, “Nonzero: The Logic of Human Destiny”, is one of the most sophisticated perspectives on human conflict — including radical religiosity — I’ve ever come across.

    His various web-sites are now consolidating, including bloggingheads.tv.

    There are entirely understandable reasons why commercial television stations, (hell, PUBLIC TV), haven’t dared try something like this — a regular, good-natured conversation/debate between broadly-informed thinkers, (not just politicians and government officials protecting a narrow partisan turf). The best reason? Once they inhale this stuff, there’s no way viewers will accept the latest drug killing, car wreck or house-fire as the most important thing going on in their world.

    Bloggingheads.tv is another preview of the edifying potential of the internet-TV marriage. It may never counterbalance an unlimited-on-your-42″ LCD-in-your-living-room connection to ArgentineSluts.com, but it’ll help.

  • I'll Believe Bill Gates on This One.

    Even though the organizers of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland politely asked the likes of Sharon Stone and Angelina Jolie to stay home this year, the summit of big hitters is making news.

    This Reuters report on Bill Gates’ statement that the full marriage of television and internet is less than five years away … (I’ll bet three, if anyone wants to start a pool) … is worth noting.

    If what Gates believes actually comes to pass, and a fully-functioning internet, assisted by Hi-Def production values, (and fiber optic, for those of us lucky enough to have access to it), blows past commercial-(heavy) television, we will obviously be falling into a whole new rabbit hole. Note what he says about elections. Former Virginia Senator George Allen’s “macaca” moment will be remembered as the only the first incident of guerrilla election coverage.

    It can’t come soon enough. Imagine, also, local TV newscasts with actual news.