Author: Stephanie March

  • Chowgirls

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    Let’s eat y’all!

    I don’t think it’s cheating to call in some girlfriends to help with Thanksgiving. Just because those girlfriends happen to be professional caterers is neither here, nor there.

    The Chowgirls are a sassy couple of caterers who succeed at kicky, yummy food while caring about local farms and ingredients. They have a little place in the Dinkydale mall that is open to the public for lunch: croque monsieur, sausage and goat cheese lasagna, organic spinach salad, cuban medianoche, YES PLEASE!

    More importantly, they can quell your T-day fears by offering a sweet selection of sides. Imagine checking these off your list: potato-fennel gratin with gruyere, beet salad with balsamic and gingered pecans, gravy with sparkling cider and shallots, even a half pint of herbed Hope Creamery butter. But hop to it, you have to order by this Sunday.

    Because I will simply be a guest this year, the bourbon-lovin’ Derby Pie will be gracing my sister-in-law’s table. I just have to figure a way to sneak in the beet salad as well.

  • NYC Recap

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    So….the New York trip was fun. The marathon was super cool, basically it was a mass of humanity moving in one direction.

    Telepan was by far the best service, our server was invisible yet attentive. He helped us pair the best flavors for our tasting menu choices, but never over-asserted himself. Top bite was a poached egg over frisee with lardons and a light mustard dressing.

    Cafe Cluny was homey and tightly packed and dimly lit and we loved it. I had some scallops on a cauliflower puree that was simple elegance.

    Morimoto…food was innovative and fun, and the sushi quality was amazing, but. The room was FREEZING and it seemed like none of the staff wanted to be there. Our server was completely bored and ineffective. When I ordered the appetizers, he kept pushing a couple of orders of the Kobe carpaccio for $50 a pop. And our empty cocktail glasses collected on our table until we finally pushed them into a large grouping in the middle of the table. It was like a pretty, dirty centerpiece.

    Big finds: Doughnut Plant on the LES. Hello pumpkin doughnuts, Vahlrona doughnuts, fluffy glazed Krispy-Kremes-are-rocks morsels of love.

    We ducked into Tisserie for a coffee and a snack. They had cases packed with portable yummies like Nutella tartlets and chocolate filled blobs of dough called tiger eyes. Nice surprise.

    Chocolate by The Bald Man: Max Brenner is a Wonka wonderland shop/restaurant of amazing chocolate. Huge slices of double chocolate pizza, vats of fondue, a chocolate filled syringe for the quick blast, chocolate spread on chocolate bread … I think I’m in love with this man.

  • Low Five

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    juggling, juggling, juggling …

    Did you hear the news about Five Restaurant?

    Chef Stuart Woodman, the one who was recently named a Best New Chef by Food & Wine, was asked to leave his restaurant by his partners. This was supposed to be the best new restaurant in the state, an epiphany of foodie dining. What happened?

    There have been rumors, I have to admit. Woodman is an old-school chef, and his temper is not a secret. Were pots thrown? Were guests asked to leave the restaurant just for sending back tepid soup? I can’t confirm, I wasn’t there, I do not know.

    I do know that, not long ago, they sent out a discount promotion, so much off on Tuesdays or a certain percentage off here or there. For an upscale restaurant, that’s a red flag.

    I guess it’s the classic Fhima question: Is being a great cook enough to run a successful restaurant?

  • NYC Eatathon

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    the first order of business in nyc…

    I’m headed to New York this weekend for the marathon. No, not running, cheerleading. One of my Girls and her future sister-in-law will be huffin’and puffin’ while I, and the rest of the gang, stuff our faces with lox and try to find them in the crowd.

    It’s been interesting trying to figure out our eating patterns. We have to consider the size of our group (eight), the times we want to eat, the pre-marathon food, carbo/protein intake, and the fact that I need to eat at places that are worth the ticket and hotel cost.

    Dinner Friday is at Telepan, the new Upper West Side joint by Bill Telepan who used to cook at the JUdson Grille. His menu is simple but fresh and has a very reasonably priced tasting menu.

    Saturday is the harder day. I wanted to go “no reservations” at a couple of tapas bars: Boqueria or Tia Pol. But since it’s pre-race, I think the runners might want to eat early and turn in early, so I booked a couple of tables at the brand-spanking-new Cafe Cluny (much chit-chat in the food world about this one…). If the rest of us get hungry later, we’ll head to Momofuku Ssam Bar where they put out an innovative tasting menu after 10:30pm.

    Sunday morning, I think we’ll drop the runners off and breakfast at Balthazar with good strong coffee, good strong bread, and maybe a soft-boiled egg? After the run, I know the Girls will be craving a wide slice of which ever pizza is closest (I probably should indulge for the sake of commaraderie). Dinner will be at Morimoto in celebration of sake and sushi and girls who will be barely able to walk in heels.

  • Meat and Fish

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    Sausage

    Sausage Sisters! I know how you love them at the Mpls Farmers Market, with their cute little hats and funky sausage treats. Well, now that the market is over you can still get your sistah fix. First of all, they’re having a Sausage Garage Sale (which sounds kinda funkish, but they are professionals) on November 4th from 11am-2pm at Sister Cherie’s house in Bryn Mawr (229 Upton Ave S, 612-986-7298). Secondly, they deliver in the metro and as far a-field as Buffalo, for cryin’ in the barn! And lastly, don’t forget to check out their gift boxes…I’m thinking the Poppa Joe Breakfast Box (sausages, Sturdiwheat pancake mix, pure maple syrup for under $30) ia an appropriate delivery for Christmas morning.

    Fish

    Apparently, eating fish isn’t the only way to make you smarter. Through The Oceanaire Seafood Room’s website, you can learn about different species of fish, what their flavor profiles are like and where in the world they swim. Bigger bonus, the checkmarks on the menu page are updated to reflect the fresh fish that are actually in the restaurant. So if you are a Coho Salmon lover or, like me, often dream of Opah you can check the page and head on down. I hope they soon do the same for oysters (mmmmmm…Malpeque).

  • Edible 80's

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    My 16-year-old daughter has a new interest in The Ramones and The Clash. She also has a huge Ferris Bueller poster in her room.

    It’s odd when the things of your past become the fascination of a new generation. I’m just glad she can’t get a hold of most of the food I ate in the 80’s.

    Magic Shell Ice Cream Coating
    Chocolate sauce that hardens into a shell on your ice cream. Tasted and looked like plastic.
    McDonals’s McDLT
    Strange attempt at a freshburger. They came in an odd styrofoam container that separated the meat from the lettuce and tomato to keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold.
    California Coolers/Bartle & Jaymes
    Wine coolers. Yes, in 2 litre bottles. Yes, with a fake id.
    Astro-Pop
    Cone shaped lollipop with three layers of flavor.
    Five-Alive Juice
    Mixed from concentrate, a five juice blend. It tasted like fruit punch.
    King Vitamin
    I was never allowed sugar cereals, even this one that was supposed to be “good for you” so I ate this at my friend Lori’s house.
    New York Seltzer
    We thought we were so healthy, so cool drinking seltzer with a hint of flavor. It was basically clear pop.
    Fruzen Gladje
    I think it was like frozen yoghurt or something. I just liked the name.
    Giggles Cookies
    Remember the Oreo-like cookies with the laughing faces? We used to pull them apart and stick them to the walls.
    Hostess Puddin’ Pies
    Where are those puddin’ pies now, I could really go for one.
    SizzleLean
    “Move over bacon, now there’s something leaner!”
    Steak-Ums
    Flat, frozen meat-sheets in a box. I never really liked these, but I think my sister did.
    Pop Shoppe, Rondo, and Shasta (I want a thrill, I want wow, I want it all, I want it now! I want a pop…I want a ….Shasta!)
    Wrapples
    I forced these on my own kids one year. It’s the sheet of caramel that you wrap over an apple, jam a popsicle stick in the top, and bake in the oven for easy caramel-apples. Chewy, eeewwy, and lame.

  • Local Chew

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    just a few bites of info…

    Did you see our local pals from the Oceanaire Seafood Room mentioned in the New York Times article about the sudden proliferation of $40 entrees? The star of the article is a 1 3/4 ounce lobster dish from The Modern in NYC. It is priced at $42. When you compare the high-lighted Oceanaire dish (the Arctic Char, a whole fish for $38.50) it hardly seems comparable. My favorite quote from the piece … “Forty is the new 30”.

    On a completely different bend, the Minnesota Department of Agriculture has created a new directory of organic farms. The list provides information on 208 of the state’s certified organic farms. It was created mainly for food professionals and chefs, but that doesn’t mean that we all shouldn’t get to know the names and products of our organic friends.

  • Eatin' Good

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    Can we, just for a second, try to understand what Tyler Florence is doing with Applebee’s?

    He’s created four dishes that they’ve themed “Huge Flavor” by Tyler Florence.

    On the website they show him shopping at a market and chopping tomatoes (with an Applebee’s embossed knife) before he gently slices through the fresh mozzarella that he’s putting in your dish. All the quotes say things like “I quickly sear …” or “I flatten the chicken…”

    Are there people who really believe that he’s cooking for them? Is there anyone who even believes that he’s coached the cooks who are making these dishes? Or that any of the food product comes from anything resembling a fresh market?

    I had to see what was being delivered. I went to an Applebees and tried the herb-crusted chicken: “I coat a whole chicken breast in a light Panko crust and Italian seasonings and top it off with a baby arugula salad mixed with grape tomatoes and fresh mozzarella.”

    The plate was pretty enough, better looking than the dead yelow-green Caesar salad my friend had. But the Panko crust was both greasy and burned on one edge. The actual chicken itself was thin and dry. There was plenty of arugula and tomatoes, but only a few pieces of fresh mozz.

    Not that I expected more. When I asked the server what Panko was, she said bread-crumbs. When I joked, why don’t they just call them bread crumbs, she replied “They’re from France or something.” Huh.

    I’m glad that people who wouldn’t normally recognize a chef’s name are being exposed to arugula and Panko. But without training and sincerity, all you’re doing is patting yourself on the back.

    And what about your name, Mr. Florence? Or is the exposure and cross-promotion of your latest book worth an assignation of low-quality? Don’t worry, they’re not really your restaurants are they, you can shrug off culpability as soon as you move to your next project or tv show.

    Learn from the mistakes of Rocco DiSpirito: You reap what you sow.

  • My Gingerbread Essence

    When the A & J Gem Café of Uptown closed, I was despondent. During the hazy days of postcollegiate life, comfort food had a different meaning. What comforted me was anything but mom’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes, which haunted my youth. After college, what comforted me was food that was something I could call my own—something that I chose as a definition. I am a fried-rice girl. I am all about puff pastry. With the closing of the A & J, I was losing another part of my identity—the “I’m a gingerbread-pancake girl” part.

    In college, gingerbread pancakes were a steamy stack of late-morning warmth after a cold, confusing night. My accomplices would gather after the previous night’s adventures and kidnap a table at the A & J Gem. We murmured about who did what while scraping the vestiges of mascara from under our eyes. The conspiratorial tone of the all-night revelry was magnified by the seemingly adult decisions that continued to confront us. Except instead of beer or Jägermeister, we had to choose between treading the safe route between buttermilk and silver dollar or rushing headlong into gingerbread with espresso whipped cream. The terrible memory of all the Bisquick ’cakes of my past dwindled as quickly as the incipient hangover.

    Of all victuals that can be termed comfort food, pancakes are among the top seven. They are one of those meals that transcend class and generational boundaries. Is there any more clichéd image than that of snooty Ms. Fancy Pants waiting for Jeeves to accomplish a perfect flambé on the crêpes suzette? And yet I remember when money was tight enough that pancakes for dinner was a common occurrence. Check out any pancake house; you’re just as likely to see empty nesters there as newlyweds. But perhaps a more telling reason that the pancake fits comfortably into the fabric of culture is that nary a world cuisine is without its particular version of the pancake. Call them hotcakes, flapjacks, griddle cakes, or whatever you like; as long as batter is dropped on a hot surface, then flipped, it’s a pancake.

    Locals of Danish heritage know the golf ball-shaped aebleskiver cakes well. Batter is poured into a special pan with round divots; once the cake begins to set and crisp around the bottom, a knitting needle (or other handy skewer) is used to pierce and flip the little cake. Whether stuffed with tart apples or dusted with cinnamon and powdered sugar, these delicacies are best eaten in July, during the annual Aebleskiver Days festival in Tyler, Minnesota.

    Dutch pancakes, sometimes called Dutch babies, are serious enough to have spawned a restaurant chain. The batter is cooked in a special pan that causes the pannekoeken to rise and roll around the edges. In the eponymous restaurant, servers follow the Dutch tradition of running the pancake to the table the minute it’s out of the oven to show generous hospitality to their guests.

    The French, of course, have an intimate relationship with their crêpe. Created with more eggs and lacking a rising agent like baking powder, the crêpe is a thin, flat vehicle for both the savory and the sweet. On the high end, you have the fantastically flammable crêpes suzette, set aflame with brandy and liqueurs in the finest fashion. More commonly, you have the street crêpe. Paris wouldn’t be Paris without the many crêperie trucks selling their warm wares, oozing with Nutella or simple butter and sugar.

    Hotcakes don’t need to be sweet; many countries consider them a savory item. The Japanese okonomiyaki is a griddle cake made with grated yam in the batter and topped with treats like nori, fish flakes, and ginger. In much the same way, Ethiopian injera is used as a plate or vehicle for the main meal. Indian dosas, Russian blini, Mexican tortillas, even Middle Eastern pitas can all really be considered pancakes.

    The closest rival to our own affection for pancakes may be the Brits’. Celebrating Pancake Day is a long-held tradition in the U.K. On Shrove Tuesday (Mardi Gras) people were encouraged to use up the last of their rich food, to clear their cupboards before the Lenten season. Pancakes came to be the traditional way of doing this. On what has become known as Pancake Day, many towns across the Isles hold grand feasts and festivals—but none so grand as that of the village of Olney. Legend has it that an old village woman was busy flipping her cakes when she heard the church bells calling her to worship. Still sporting her apron, still flipping her pancakes, she ran to church. Her pious act is recreated every year as hundreds of locals race through town, with pan in hand.

    It has always surprised me that the International House of Pancakes is anything but international. What a blown opportunity. The American pancake preference, to which the chain caters almost exclusively, is fluffier and thicker than most others. The same cakes in Britain are referred to as drop scones. We also tend to like them sweeter; it’s quintessentially American to stack them high and drench them in maple syrup.

    The gingerbread pancakes of my youth were an eye-opening experience. That something so elemental and ordinary could become so irreverent and different, while still delivering that relaxed-slump-in-the-booth feeling, was remarkable. When I make them now, in my somewhat more settled life, I often wonder if there is another person somewhere across the planet, teetering between comfort and chaos and tucking into a stack of pure, culturally defined yet sumptuous individuality.

    Gingerbread Pancakes

    3 cups flour
    1 cup brown sugar
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon cinnamon
    2 teaspoons ginger
    1 teaspoon nutmeg
    1/4 teaspoon clove powder
    1 cup strong black coffee
    4 eggs
    1 stick melted and cooled butter

    Combine all dry ingredients in large bowl; set aside. Combine all wet ingredients in separate bowl. Slowly add wet ingredients to dry, stirring gently until just combined. Lumps are fine; don’t overmix. Let batter rest for five minutes.

    Spray skillet or griddle with nonstick cooking spray or brush with clarified butter and preheat. Test small scoop of batter; flip when edges begin to dry and bubbles appear on the surface. Do not press down on pancake. Serve with sweetened cream. Yields twelve thick cakes.

  • Philly Cheesesteak

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    It’s a beautiful thing that, in this country, everyone can have an opinon. Want to see freedom of speech exercised? Just ask a few people in Philly who has the best cheesesteak.

    As far as the media is concerned, it comes down to Pat’s or Geno’s. As far as the construction workers, the students, the hairstylists, the office workers, the park rangers and dog walkers are concerned, there are no crowned kings.

    There are deli shops and steak shops and sandwich stands and hot trucks all over the city and most of them offer their own version of the city’s favorite icon. Maybe it has to do with which stand is closest to your work, or maybe it’s your personal feeling about the kind of cheese used, but everyone has a definitive preference.

    I have to say that I’ve had some good hot truck sandwiches, and that the Pat’s, Geno’s, Rick’s, Jim’s debate is sound and possibly never-ending. But the best steak I had was brought to me by a friend from D’Alessandro’s in Roxborough. The beef was tender, the roll was fresh and chewy and didn’t sog-out. Sometimes the cheese overpowers, but not with this one. And the onions didn’t taste like grill oil, they were sharp with an inch of sweetness.

    I must admit, on the journey I did stray and fall in love with the other sandwich of the city: the roasted pork sandwich…particularly at Chubbies (5826 Henry Ave).