Author: Stephanie March

  • Puff Pastry?

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    This isn’t your average bake sale. You probably won’t find suburban moms in their J.Jill capris sweetly smiling over bundt cake. That’s because it’s …

    The Big Gay Bake Sale!

    This Saturday from 6-10pm, Patrick’s Cabaret is hosting The Big Gay Bake Sale as a fundraiser for the Flaming Film Festival. Beyond bakery items, they promise a live date auction, queer kissing booth, drag show, raffle, music by Central Standard, plus a kicky apron contest!

    Do you think there will be bread baked into naughty shapes? I can’t wait to see the fabulous cupcakes…

    Patrick’s Cabaret
    3010 Minehaha Ave S
    Mpls.MN 55406

  • Motivation

    I was on eGullet the other day and I found this site where you could make motivational posters, like the kind with cheesy moonscapes and sailboat pics above “inspirational” and “pithy” sayings.

    I’ve created these for you:

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    Check out the others from eGullet food crew.

  • Edible Weekend

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    Corn With The Wind by Mark Hess

    I feel a tasty weekend coming on….

    Do you know what’s great about Irish Fair? It’s the names of the food vendors. FatHead Brennan’s Pie Shop will stuff you with cheese and onion pie. Tussie’s Tea & Sweets will settle you with a dense scone. The Ancient Order of Hiberians are not as frightening as they sound, and they sell lemonade for gosh and bi’garn. Don’t forget to tip back some Finnegan’s Irish Amber and contribute to society while you’re doing it.

    Pizza Luce is seriously a pizza pioneer in the Twin Cities, I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that. I still remember my first post-Danceteria slice from the Luce on Fourth St., it might have been the first time I realized that artichoke hearts had a place in this world. This weekend, celebrate the good life at the Pizza Luce Block Party in Uptown. Live bands, frosty beer, beautiful ‘za.

    August and September are the best times to go to weekend markets, people. It’s the harvest remember? This Saturday, the Mill City market is hosting a spectacular, spectacular Trout Fest. Local giants Tim McKee (La Belle Vie), Lenny Russo (Heartland/Cue), Jack Riebel (Dakota) and Jim Kyndberg (Bayport Cookery) will whip Star Prairie Farms trout into all sorts of crazy dishes. And you can pick up some freshly harvested veg to round out your plate.

    On Sunday, my little hometown burg will throw it’s umpteenth Corn Days festival. When I was a kid, I used to bike up to the church and help shuck barrels and barrels of corn the night before the shindig. My sister was a Corn Princess in the 80’s and nothing will top the year I won $50 at bingo, and spent it all on snow cones and mini-donuts. Sunday I’ll drag my kids to my old neighbor’s yard to watch the parade, be pelted by candy, and giggle when the horses poop on the road. Then it’s an afternoon of beer and fresh sweet corn, $1.50 for all you can eat.

  • Sneaky Cheese

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    are you sick of hearing about my obsession with humboldt fog?

    I got a sneak peek at the new Premier Cheese Market on 50th/France in Edina.

    What can I say?

    Lund’s: You’d better step it up.

    France 44: I don’t know how to help you.

    The gang at Premier is serious about cheese. The cheesemongers have been around and worked the local cheese scene, so they already know the cheeses we’ve grown tired of (drunken goat, herbed roule, blah, blah, blah). Their cases are stacked with beautiful blocks and wedges from France, Italy, Spain, California, Wisconsin and other exotic realms. More importantly, these blocks are cut to order. Fresh cheese, not plastic-wrapped chunks that have been sitting for who knows how long.(I spied a leaf-wrapped Robiola which I might have lunged for, had my daughter not been with me…)

    Yes. All right. I am a cheese whore. But I am a giddy cheese whore. I’m not even going the first week because they said the really delicate, ethereal cheeses won’t be in until the following week. Tra la la

  • Saucy

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    what are you REALLY thinking about?

    Have you ever eaten with foodie friends who make a ridiculous spectacle of themselves when they taste something amazing? You know, a la Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally?

    I don’t think I do that. I’m hoping and praying I don’t do that, but my friend Terri sent me this slideshow, and now I wonder if that was a hint.

    The only truly orgasmic meal I’ve ever had was a black truffle and foie gras ravioli in a brown butter sauce. One tiny small square, the perfect bite, at Ca L’Isidre in Barcelona.

  • Snack-a-licious

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    Am I the last one to discover these?

    Apparently, they’re at Target so I’m hoping that you’ve all snagged a bag on your way to the dryer-sheet aisle.

    If not, do so.

    Because now that I’ve found them, these Sahale Snacks, these little bags of flavorful nut blends, I am not letting go. In fact, I have three of the five versions in my purse right now.

    Sing Buri is a Thai inspired blend of cashews, peanuts and dried pineapple with lemongrass, Chinese chili, and sesame seeds. They’re little sticky clusters of sweet-salty-spicy.

    Soledad Blend has Mediterranean flair with almonds, dates, and flax seeds dressed in balsamic vinegar and a touch of cayenne. You need more dates and flax in your life.

    Ksar Blend combines pistachios, pepitas and sesame seeds with sweet figs and peppery Moroccan harissa.

    If you’re not into the spicy kick, the Valdosta Blend pairs pecans and cranberries with a little orange zest and a touch of black pepper. It’s like a sweet southern pie.

    I didn’t get to try the Socorro Blend with macadamia, hazelnuts, mango, and papaya kissed with chipotle, cumin and cilantro. The hub ate the whole bag before I could get a nibble.

    Oh and also, these are made by the good guys. All natural, healthy, made with mostly organic ingredients by two guys from Seattle.

  • Cool

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    Enough about the heat.

    But first.

    It’s hard to write about food when you have no appetite. Heat, humidity and the lot drive away my desires to eat. A perfect hell. I had a salad for dinner last night, and even the dressing seemed too thick and heavy. Maybe it’s all the water I’m guzzling, sloshing around in my stomach, leaving no room for food.

    Years back, in my first apartment, we had a heat wave like this one. Four roomies, no AC, no money for big fans. I went to a lot of movies and slept in the living room where the stuffy air was at least moving around. I used to survive on the fried rice at Kinhdo, but even that seemed too much in the heat.

    For some reason, I thought I was being brave and adult with my refusals to run back to the suburban, air-conditioned home of my Mother. But she understood, and instead came into the city and took me to El Meson. It was a gift of a meal, it was gazpacho. Cool and fresh, light and spicy, rejuvenation of the soul. A bowl of the chilled, tomatoey soup seems to extinguish any hint of heat-induced crankiness and self-importance.

    As always, the key is uber-fresh ingredients and the foresight that in 6 months you’ll be praying for warmth as you bitch about the cold.

  • New Pleasure from Old Recipes

    I had a German grandmother who could cook, but she lived in Michigan. During our summer and holiday visits, this silly American girl didn’t know how to appreciate her cooking. I thought meat wrapped in pancake was weird and wondered why the potato salad was pink. When I finally realized what I could have learned, it was too late. I have a copy of the Baltisches Kochbuch from which many of her recipes came, but it isn’t her original copy, the one with her scrawlings in the margins. My grandfather didn’t think anyone was interested, so he gave it away.

    Not long after my grandmother’s death, I began to search antique stores and musty old bookshops for copies of the book. Part of me thinks I will find her copy someday. In the meantime, I have found a diversion: collecting vintage cookbooks.

    My first was The Modern Priscilla Cook Book: One Thousand Home Tested Recipes, published in 1928. The crackled cover and yellowing pages caught my eye. Inside were recipes for dishes I could barely imagine: Wild Rose Mousse, Shrimp Wiggle, Chicken Timbales, Grand-mother’s Piccalilli. I was hooked immediately. Although many recipes, such as Pork Cake, Hot Lettuce Sandwiches, and Fried Calves’ Brains will never come out of my kitchen, Ada’s Famous Gingerbread, Eggs Baked in Whole Tomatoes, Tosca Sauce, and Zephyr Potato Squares have inspired me to work through the terse, sometimes vague directions to bring forth an arcane taste of the past.

    I am not alone in this odd hobby. In 1999, the Wall Street Journal called the antique cookbook sector the hottest in the rare book field. Collectors range from food historians and book lovers to beginning cooks and professional chefs. Probably the most rare collectible would be American Cookery by Amelia Simmons, which was published in 1796, and is known to be the first American cookbook. Collectible cookbooks are hard to find in good condition. A first edition of The Sun Also Rises might have been read once and then stacked on a shelf for years, but you can bet The Modern Priscilla was consulted daily, splattered with buttermilk, and used as a coaster. For rare book dealers and hardcore collectors, this detracts from the value of the book. For me, it only adds to it.

    There was something else, besides the recipes, that enchanted me about my Modern Priscilla. It was Miss Myrtle Finden McIntosh, presumabley the original owner of the book. On the inside cover she inscribed her name, followed by “Should this book take a notion to wander, box its ears and send it home.” Her graceful handwriting can be found throughout the book, reminding herself to add one cup of sour milk to the sugar cookies, checking off and rating the good dishes (“yes sir!”), and re-naming the oatmeal cookies “rocks.” Once-blank pages are covered with hand-written recipes for versions of Overland Banana Pie, Scalloped Oysters, Honey Pumpkin Pie, even a “Hands-Off” recipe for soap. And then there’s the phone number for Dr. Chowning, the addresses of friends, and the small, seemingly quick notation that Marie died on the 6th of February in 1935. Miss Myrtle Finden McIntosh not only used this book, she loved this book. And now, so do I.

    I began hunting down the tattered and worn old cookbooks. I wanted only books that had lived in a kitchen. I came across a Text-Book of Cooking by Carlotta Greer, published in 1915, which instructs the reader not only in the preparation of food, but in its scientific composition. A discussion of starches and carbohydrates is followed by a number of practical experiments and a recipe for Cream of Wheat. Mary Tretter dutifully penciled notes throughout, checking off the questions she’d been assigned, working through a chart of one-hundred-calorie portions of food, and doodling a caricature of, I assume, her instructor. On October 25, 1921, she mastered French Toast.

    My copy of The Household Searchlight Recipe Book, published in 1935, has only one or two handwritten notations, including a name I can barely read as Mrs. A.J. Slemin. The recipes are interesting, but it was the four four-leaf clovers pressed in separate parts of the book that really attracted me. Did she think it was a safe hold for her good luck? Was it the singular site she could call entirely her own, where no one else would look?

    I started out searching for a grandmotherly figure in old cookbooks, the kind of figure many famous cooks claim as their inspiration. But I never found her. Instead I found a collection of women who were closer to my own age, doing what I am doing, cooking and learning. Without glossy photos or guidance from celebrity chefs, they invented, adapted, and grew confident. Their cookbooks were as significant to them as any diary, marking their successes and failures, giving them a place to record daily life. I feel tied to these women when I cook something that fails, and then turn to Priscilla for an easy molasses cookie recipe that I know will work and bolster my bruised ego. Most of my recipes are stored on my computer and I am guilty of countless glossy cookbook purchases, but, if I ever find a four-leaf clover, I’ll press it between the pages of Priscilla, right next to my favorite Miss Myrtle notation: “Abra-ca-dab-ra, one two three, magic magic, come to me.”

    Eggs Baked in Whole Tomatoes

    adapted from The Modern Priscilla

    3 medium-large tomatoes

    3 eggs

    salt and pepper

    3 T toasted bread crumbs

    1 t chopped rosemary

    1/2 t garlic salt

    3 slices prosciutto, diced

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Slice off top of tomatoes and carefully scoop out centers. Break one egg into each tomato, sprinkle with salt and pepper. Set in shallow baking dish. In separate bowl, mix bread crumbs with rosemary and garlic salt. Cover each tomato with some of the bread crumb mixture and top with pieces of prosciutto. Bake for 30 minutes. If prosciutto isn’t crisp enough, place under hot broiler for less than a minute.

  • Apple Dreams

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    I have an apple tree in my yard.

    This astonishing discovery came only a short while ago. We’ve lived here for six years.

    This tree sits in the back corner of the yard and has never been pretty or fragrant or useful in any way. Too low for a good climb, too spindly for a rope swing, too close to the swamp for a good sit.

    Last fall, I spied a round greenish bauble hanging on a low branch. At first it didn’t even register that it was an apple. Close inspection revealed a pink glow beginning of the back side. Glee. I quickly searched the whole tree and found only one other apple, near the top branches. That was it. Two apples.

    Despite their rough appearance, a brown spot here and a worm hole there, the bites I took were tart, sweet and crisp, not at all mealy or bitter.

    And I thought that was it. The tree was old and having one more fling with two apples. It always seemed weak and frail anyway.

    As luck would have it, we built a shed last year. Because the dimensions of the shed grew beyond what we originally planned, we had to cut off one of the limbs of the apple tree. I had already plucked my two apples, I thought it wouldn’t kill the whole tree.

    To the contrary. As of this week, my tree is draped with promising green orbs. Branch after branch, little apples peek out from under leaves. I’m not an idiot, I understand the principles of pruning, I just thought there was no hope after years and years of nothing.

    Now, in this heat that makes stove cooking unbearable, I’m dreaming of apple pie and apple muffins. I can almost smell the crisp autumn air dappled with cinnamon. Brats with apple-onion relish, pork roast with mashed apple sauce, baked apples with cream, all the things I couldn’t bear to eat in this heat are living in the back of my mind, patiently.

    But I see even further, to the harvest after this one. Because now that she’s given me the sign, I can figure out how to best prune her and protect her from worms. Feverishly, I’m online trying to find the best organic means of helping her thrive. And I don’t even know her name.

    We bought this house from the original owners, the people who built it over 30 years ago. How long was she neglected? How long did her apples go unpicked? Years of nothing, waiting.

    Waiting for me.

  • My Name is Tomato

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    Heirloom Tomato Names That I Fancy

    Green Zebra

    Hillbilly

    Mortgage Lifter

    Mr. Stripey

    Cosmonaut Volkov

    Isis Candy

    Jaune Flamme

    Ivory Egg

    Stump of the World

    Tappy’s Finest

    Wapsipinicon Peach

    Blondkopchen

    Bloody Butcher

    Dingwall Scotty

    Hank

    Purple Calabash