Author: Stephanie March

  • The Sausage Life

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    Fluorescent cube life getting you down? Do you dream of being your own boss, making your own way, calling the shots? Do you like sausage?

    A different life beckons Cherie Peterson and Merry Barry. Having created some of the best boutique sausages to ever grace a bun, The Sausage Sisters are moving on and selling their business.

    Their energy and vivacity while manning a market booth was as trademark as their black fedoras. If you have culinary passion, a quick wit, and a longing for challenge, this might be your chance to grab the brass link. Check them out at the State Fair if you want a glimpse of the chaotic fun and a sample of the brilliant Uffda brat.

    I really hope someone steps up. The potential to develop this company and market the brand is big. Plus I want my Texas Two Step and Porketta Marie avialable when I want them, thank you very much.

    Contact the sisters 612-986-8817 for more information … but maybe wait until after the Fair.

  • Fair Index

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    hey, you got some grass?

    Saturday’s Fair Index
    (with apologies to Harpers)

    Number of Lark-bound old ladies that got stuck in the fergaliscious crowd in front of KDWB: 2
    Chances that someone sucking down a shake by the dairy barn would step in dung: 1 in 4
    Ratio of fanny-packs to tube tops at noon: 5:2
    Ratio of fanny-packs to tube tops at 6pm: 2:7
    Chances that a 4-H kid got a fat man to fall for the dollar-on-a-string gag: 9 in 10
    In inches, the average overflow stack on area garbage cans: 15.6
    Percentage of people eating a turkey leg that also carried a pitcher of beer as their beverage: 22%
    Amount of time after horking down a soft pretzel that I was seduced by French crepes: 3 seconds
    Amount of time that I spent looking for a SPAM burger before giving up: 2 hours
    Percentage of my family that wanted to go see the Butter Heads with me: 0%
    Percentage of certainty that I will go again before Labor Day: 100%

    Tuesday is the REAL food day at the fair…Check out Carousel Park tomorrow for all the Minnesota Cooks action: chefs, food personalities, local politicians, and moi. I’ll be on the tasting panel at 11am tomorrow, sampling the work of JP and Tracy Singelton, and clanking forks with the revolutionaries of Axdahl Farms. Then maybe someone will go see the Butter Heads with me.

    Come on down now, ya hear?

  • Hotdish, Rehabbed

    Seasonally, the time is right for hotdish. The weather is turning cooler, the oven has waited patiently while the grill has had its many days of glory. People are coming off their summer buzz and organizing, whether to boost a local sports team or join a church choir. And in this neck of the woods, anything that involves organizing usually also involves a potluck. Hotdish, of course, is part of the holy trinity of potluck, along with Jell-O salad and bars (that is, calorie-rich baked desserts, not drinking establishments).

    Newcomers to this area—that includes second-generation residents—tend to look at a hotdish and say “oh, casserole.” But here hotdish (single word, no article necessary) is not casserole, and we’re just as sure of that as we are of our favorite childhood circle game, Duck-Duck-Gray Duck.

    While hotdish and casserole may share the same culinary history, they’ve split in evolution. Both are a one-dish meal served directly from that dish, yet where casseroles have been accepted by the hoi polloi, hotdish has been relegated to nostalgic reminiscences about mom-cooking and church basements. Blame it on the cream of mushroom soup.

    Put simply, hotdish is a meat, a veg, a starch, a binder, and cheese thrown together into a Dutch oven or baking dish. The binder is often that cream of mushroom soup (otherwise known as Lutheran binder). If you use a red sauce as a binder, go ahead and call your creation goulash, but if you use beaten eggs, it’s no longer hotdish, it’s an eggbake. I don’t make the rules.
    At any rate, the timing may be right for a hotdish renaissance. The food mood has turned slightly nostalgic and cunningly comfortable:

    Witness the up-scaling of burgers, meatloaf, roast pork, and mashed potatoes at local restaurants. Why not hotdish? Tater Tot hotdish, arguably the crowning achievement of this food family, could be tweaked and improved on. Tuna-noodle hotdish could sing in the hands of a masterful cook.

    Nor, in our quest to update a classic, need we remain dependent on a gelatinous blob of canned soup, just because our mothers were. A roux is a fine binder, and making one is a skill easily mastered. We can use fresh herbs; we can use cheese that comes right off the farm. In short, it is within our power to evolve the hotdish and spread its warm love beyond the Midwest! I have a vision of millions of Lutheran ladies, Le Creuset crocks cradled in their oven mitts, marching forth in a campaign for the new hotdish.

    Some will argue that we should leave well enough alone, that a good hotdish is one well remembered, not updated into some upstart version of itself. My response? You can embrace tradition and still advance. I say make the hotdish of your youth when your heart calls for it. But create your own version, too—after all, the next generation will need to remember you.

    Chicken and Orzo Hotdish
    2 1/2 cups chicken stock
    1 1/2 lbs. skinless boneless chicken breasts
    3 Tbsp. butter
    3 Tbsp. all-purpose flour
    3/4 cup heavy cream
    1/2 tsp. salt
    1/2 tsp. black pepper
    1/2 cup freshly chopped sage
    1/2 cup chopped shallots
    1/2 cup crème fraîche
    1/2 cup chopped prosciutto
    1 cup freshly chopped spinach
    1 cup orzo pasta
    1 cup panko bread crumbs
    1/2 cup grated parmesan

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a 4-quart pot, bring stock to a slight boil. Add chicken and simmer, turning once, for about 6 minutes. Remove from heat and cover pot, letting chicken stand until just cooked through, about 15 minutes. Remove chicken to bowl to cool, but keep stock in covered pot.

    Over low heat, melt butter in 2- to 3-quart saucepan. Add flour and stir for 3 minutes, making a roux. Add warm stock while whisking, and simmer gently for 10 minutes, whisking occasionally. Whisk in cream and simmer for 5 minutes, whisking occasionally. Remove from heat, transfer to large bowl and stir in salt, pepper, sage, and shallots.

    Remove 1/2 cup of sauce to separate bowl and stir in crème fraîche. Chop chicken into 1-inch pieces and stir into remaining sauce.

    Cook orzo in boiling water until just al dente, then drain. Stir into chicken mixture along with spinach and prosciutto. Transfer the mix to casserole dish, spreading evenly. Spread crème fraîche topping evenly.

    Toss bread crumbs with parmesan and sprinkle over surface. Cover with foil and bake in the middle of the oven till bubbly (about 25 minutes), then uncover and turn on the broiler for 5 minutes to brown the top. Remove from oven and transport to your community function with care and pride.

  • TC Dream Team

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    Casey’s too cute to chop onions…

    Here’s the Big Lesson for the kids on Top Chef: Don’t Believe Your Own Press.

    The Dream Team of CJ, Tre, Brian and Casey sputtered out last night on the second version of the Restaurant Wars episode. You can’t even say they went down in flames, there wasn’t even that much heat.

    They were self-selected, the top of the pot, not like the other team which was made up of dodge-ball leftovers. But guess what…Leftovers never forget that there is something to prove. This is a competition and no matter what, no matter how many wins you’ve garnered, anyone can go home.

    It may be shocking that Tre is no longer in the competition (many pegged him to be a finalist), but it is more shocking that he couldn’t bring his team together to kick some ass. Sara did, and she did it with Howie sulking and shuffling around behind her.

    The Dream Team wasn’t concerned with putting out the best product, they were simply putting out a product that they thought could beat the Leftovers. They assumed this would be such an easy task that overcooked monkfish, salmon and cheese, and dry bread pudding could still rock the judges in comparison. Why bother tasting your food, when you know how good you are. Go ahead and send out crap to the diners, you’re going to Italy man!

    I liked Tre and I thought he was a real cook. He always acted with grace and poise and I’m sure he’ll be successful. But in the end, you’re judged by the eaters and the simple truth is: you get what you give. I hope this was a wake-up call to all the chefs, to stop resting on their laurels, thinking about their future Discovery Channel deals, and actually prove that they’re more than tv fluff.

    P.S. … What was the deal with having snotty, condescending Madonna’s brother as design guru? He must have a show in the works…

  • Genius-on-a-Stick

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    It’s that time of year when finding cutting edge eats means turning your back on the hoi-polloi and shaking hands with the common man. Forget your foams and chuck your sous vide, it’s all about the stick.

    The pioneers of fry-technology and stuffing-science are in high demand as we ponder what’s in store for 2007. How do they get that hotdish to stay on the stick? Is there anyone mad enough to attempt to engineer a Sloppy Joe for Stick Gastronomy? Hell yeah. Last year’s innovators succeeded and seem willing to push the envelope one more time in a that risky courtship of fanny-packers and the stroller mafia.

    New Food for 2007
    Axel’s: Sloppy Joes OAS (on-a-stick)
    Blue Moon Dine-In Theater: Peanut-butter hot dog
    Bridgeman’s: kickin’ it old-school with old fashioned ice cream sodas
    Coasters: Deep fried crumb coated apple fries
    Famous Fave’s: Pork knuckle sandwich and Kool-Aid pickles (I’m glad they changed from last year’s pickles which tasted like greasy relish)
    French Meadow Bakery: Rocky road scones OAS
    Fried Fruit: a newbie stand, offering batter dipped fried fruit
    Mike’s Hamburgers: Deep fried hot dog wrap OAS (yawn)
    O’Garas: Deep fried corned beef and cabbage OAS (pass me a Harp)
    Old English Fish and Chips: calamari (doused with malt vinegar, brilliant!)
    Potato Skins: Buffalo chips and cheese
    Rajun Cajun: Breakfast bread bowls and jambalaya
    Sausage Sister and Me: Introducing the Uffda Brat…Norske sausage wrapped in lefse (yah sure, you betcha)
    Scotch Eggs: Butterscotch cake OAS
    SPAM Burgers: SPAM burgers and fried SPAM curds (this one will garner all the buzz from the media foodiphiles)
    Tejas: BLP (bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo) quesadilla
    Ultimate Confections: S’mores OAS
    West Indies Soul Cafe: Fried plantains

  • Stink Fest

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    Garlic is often referred to as the Stinking Rose. Maybe that’s why this Saturday’s Minnesota Garlic Festival is being held waaaaaay out at the Wright County Fairgrounds. I imagine the westerly winds will soften the pungent aromas as they waft toward the Cities, so that on Saturday evening you will be struck by the odd craving for Italian food.

    But me, I’m going in full bore. I like my garlic raw and plentiful and I can’t wait to see what a day of garlic festing brings. I know I’ll be in good company, their line-up of chefs is top notch: Lucia Watson, Mike Phillips of Craftsman, Alex Roberts of Restaurant Alma and Brasa, Philip Becht of The Modern Cafe, Tracy Singleton of Birchwood, and Russell Klein (formerly of WA Frost). Sponsored by the Sustainable Farming Association of Minnesota, would you expect anything less?

    Think of it as your pre-season to next week’s extravaganza….

  • Finish Line Fries

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    I don’t love running like I love fried chicken, but I really can’t have one without the other. This summer, my daughter and I have been training for Jack’s Run, a race named for a little friend we know and love.

    But running is hard. And when it’s hot and humid and lazy and beach weather, running is very very hard. So I need a prize, and my prize is fries.

    Seriously, I could sit and eat Culver’s squishy salty fries dipped in vanilla custard every night of the week … but I don’t. Now that I’m logging some heavy road-time in my sneakers, I feel more able to succumb to my fried potato needs.

    And yet, if I’m going to indulge, I want it to be worth the miles. Clearly, I’m a big fan of Chino Latino’s Popocatepe which are like nacho-fries: loaded with guac, sour cream, black beans, pico, chile de arbol, yada yada. But I truly crave my own version of Buffalo-fries: tossed in wing sauce and drizzled with bleu cheese dressing and bleu cheese chunks. Not that good can’t be simple. Give me a hot, crispy cup of frites and a bottle of malt vinegar and I’m set.

    Sunday will be my first visit to Harry’s Food and Cocktails , so I’ll be on the lookout for the much-anticipated poutine. I hope it’s worth my Saturday morning.

  • Sibling Revelry

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    Soooooo my sister is coming to town.

    With my natural hospitality tinged by a pinch of sibling rivalry, it means that I need to bring my A-game … without it seeming like I’m bringing my A-game.

    I have to pull off flavorful and different, while exuding simplicity and ease.

    Spain may be the key. I’ve already started a big vat of Sangria for the weekend, so I might as well carry through. While many cutting edge gastronauts are Spanish, there really are so many accessible and yummy Spanish eats that won’t freak out the average eater.

    Nothing is cleaner, fresher and more disarmingly simple than a true gazpacho: a real garden-to-kitchen creation that allows for personal interpretation.

    If you’ve had a lackluster paella, then you probably poo-poo the dish. But don’t punish your gut, punish the cook. Great paella just takes focus and seriously fresh ingredients.

    Keeping a couple tins of ventresca on hand always pays off. When people arrive and we start milling around, filling glasses and making introductions, I can just slip a little on a plate with some roasted red peppers, capers, cornichons, crusty toasted bread, serrano ham, idiazabal and voila: instant tapas.

    Score one for the fat sister.

    Sangria, roughly.
    Here’s what I do: take a 3L jug of cheap dry red wine. Pour it all out into a non-reactive bowl (plastic or glass). I throw in about 1 cup of sugar, 1/2 cup Cointreau, and 1 cup of brandy. Then I slice all manner of fruit: oranges (squeeze them in), granny smith apples, carambola, grapes, plums, apricots,a peach maybe. Throw them in and stir everything about so that the sugar is dissolved. Stick it in the fridge for at least 4 hours, better if you can leave it overnight.

    If you’ve done it on the short, you can leave the fruit. If you’ve let it sit for 8 or more hours, scrap the old fruit and add a few fresh new slices. For pretty pretty: cut blood oranges, halved grapes and slices carambola.

    Serve over ice.

  • Gin and Cobbler

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    lucky boozers…

    Am I becoming disenchanted with my favorite show?

    I’m ok with cross-marketing when it highlights chefs and their restaurants, or maybe a high quality name brand ingredient or sweet blender or something. But I’m a little worried when Cold Stone asks the kids to come up with a Mix-In for ice cream as a challenge. No wonder Hung went all freaky with the cauliflower foam, isn’t this supposed to be high-level sutff? And worse yet, before they cut to commercial, they highlighted Dale’s wining peach cobbler recipe and tagged it “which is a perfect pairing with Bombay Sapphire Gin” and a big ol’ graphic of the blue genie bottle. Yeah, because when I’m indulging in creamy-peachy-fruity all I’m looking for is sharp and piney to wash it down. It was a disgusting plug for their Perfect Pairings promotion, which OOOPS has been canceled for 2007.

    But maybe that was the theme this episode, drunk consumption.

    I liked the fact that they had to cook for clubbers from a hot-truck. That they thought they were going out to party and had to work instead, well that actually happens in the real restaurant world quite a bit. When a cook walks off the line in the middle of a Saturday night, it doesn’t matter if you have tickets to the moon, somebody’s gotta cook.

    The chick factor bugged me. Sara wore the heels to dance in, but she can’t grocery shop in them? Suck it up sister, there isn’t a grrrrl cook in the world who hasn’t come home from the club with a gaggle of hungry drunks that demand sustenance. I can picture a particular New Year’s with my husband flipping hashbrowns dangerously low to the floor while I made sure my earrings didn’t fall into the eggs. Way it goes.

    As for my boy Brian, did he put on a show or what? I’m still a little whipped over CJ (you know I like ’em tall), but Brian knows how to work a crowd and I think he should have won the challenge. Tre’s food looked really good, but Brian threw the party and kept the eaters hooked. When you think about what it takes to run a restaurant, to read what the guest wants and deliver it, that’s a Top Chef.

    And what about Govind? Was he the most boring guest judge yet? All I could think about was poor Dale, dinner conversation might have been the tougher challenge. Unless it was sponsored by Bombay.

  • Office Food

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    your boss made this, so icksnay on the retching noises.

    While doing some research for next month’s recipe, I stumbled upon The Company Cookbook … a very James Lileks homage to the wonderful food people are willing to share with their co-workers.

    Potluck anyone?