Former City Pages editor Steve Perry has something up his sleeve.
Author: Cristina Córdova
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Eat with Your Hands
BOOZE AND EATS
Celebrate the Cold One
Not every night is made for elegance. This just might be a Juicy Lucy night, a brat night, or mmmm, a beer and wings night. Normally, I wouldn’t expect a lot of partying on a Tuesday, but tonight is the second Groveland Tap Summit Summer Celebration. What does the mean exactly? Well, cheap beer, for one — $1 pints of Summit, music from 8 to 10 p.m., a raffle and prizes, and of course, cheap food — $2 brats and $ .25 wings. 6 p.m., Groveland Tap, 1834 St Clair Ave, St Paul; 651-699-5058.
BOOKS, ART & EATS
Schmooze with a Burger and a BeerJoin the book arts community for some scintillating backyard B.S. — take it however you like, bullshit or book social; it’s your call. (Let’s face it; it’s probably a little bit of both.) Socialize, hob-nob, and engage in your own show-and-tell on the back patio at Grumpy’s, just down the street from the Minnesota Center for Book Arts.
7 p.m., Grumpy’s Bar & Grill, 1111 Washington Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-340-9738, (MN Center for Book Arts) 612-215-2520.
MUSIC
You’re Due for a Simple Rock Show
A night made for burgers and beer should be rounded out with a rock show — nothing out of the ordinary, just some solid rock-n-roll. And the 400 Bar has just the thing, a lineup of several different bands — my fellow Brooklyn-ites, Pela; The New Constitution; The Sexy Bang; and local punksters Small Kitchen Appliances (whom who can catch tomorrow night at the Varsity as well).8 p.m., 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis, 612-332-2903; $8.
THEATER & PERFORMANCE
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day
“It’s 7 a.m. You wake up with a nasty wad of gum in your hair. Trip on your skateboard. Drop your sweater in a sinkful of water. And your brothers express interest in trading you for some roller blades. And now it’s only 7:15 a.m.! As bad days go, it’s tough to top Alexander’s. He’s the funniest fed-up kid ever, and this is one of the coolest musicals ever.” What more does one have to say? It’s about the best kids book ever — maybe even the best book ever — and it’s being performed by our fabulous Children’s Theater Company. It opens today and runs through October. Don’t miss it. 7 p.m., The Children’s Theater Company, 2400 3rd Ave. S., Minneapolis; $15.
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Would-Be Novelists Would Like to Know
Online novels are big business in China these days. There are no borders in cyberspace; maybe your only obstacle to success is the language.
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Disney's Dirty Secret
Winnie the Pooh and The Jungle Book may have more in common than you’d think. Disney may be cutting some corners to save on animation costs. Check out these still frames and see for yourself.
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Pissy Day at Work
Avenge yourself with a little wasted time, while you let off some steam and some laughter. Disgruntled Workforce offers a lovely collection of obscene letter rants to employers and videos of office destruction.
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A Match Made In Hell
January 18th, 1972, CBS Evening News report, on the Re-elect Nixon Campaign — with a short clip of Karl Rove as the GOP college director of the Republican National Committee.
Another Karl Rove tidbit: I can only imagine this is a joke, but who knows. Maybe Karl Rove’s father really was an avid fan of genital piercing.
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Bus Tales
Mediation, another great source of local secrets, turns us on to BusTales.com — What happened to you on the bus?
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Live Blogging a Birth
Salon published a story on our very own Paul Saarinen, known to many of us as TaulPaul: “Liveblogging” your child’s birth — taking Twitter too far? Too cool!
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Indian Thriller Video
See the Indian version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video.