Author: rakemag

  • Ravello Ristorante

    If you’re willing to drive until I-394 turns into a small-town cross street, you’ll be greatly rewarded. Ravello lives in an unassuming brown strip mall in the center of Long Lake, just west of the metropolitan area. On the outside, it looks like nothing special. But upon opening the doors, you’ll find a welcoming trattoria with terra-cotta walls and a cozy bar. Gourmands from the western suburban know this place as a secret location to dine on fine food like truffle-infused baked Brie, Guinness-braised short ribs, and the succulent Chicken Ravello with confit potatoes and cremini mushrooms in a sprightly anise glaze. For all this, you’ll be glad to splurge on a couple gallons of gas. 1935 Wayzata Blvd., Long Lake; 952-473-7373

  • Die Fledermaus

    A prince throws a lavish masquerade ball that’s the talk of Vienna–but what goes on there is hardly festive or light-hearted. Try deceit, lusty serenades, and a diabolical plan for revenge instead. (Meow!) The story of Die Fledermaus (“The Bat”) is dark, sexy, and sinful–and we have renewed faith in North Star’s seduction skills, ever since last year’s Jacques Brel cabaret. But Johann Strauss Jr.’s music consists mainly of pretty, danceable polkas and the composer’s famous waltz of deception. True to form, North Star will perform Die Fledermaus in English. 312 N. Hamline Ave., St. Paul; 651-209-6689; www.northstaropera.org

  • Wild Oats

    James McLure has taken the classic English farce by the same name and replanted it in the wild, wild West. That doesn’t mean it’s a shoot-’em-up with manners, though. Instead, the cast of slightly tweaked characters includes a hero who can stop a speeding train with one hand, a damsel in distress, and a confused cavalry led by a goofy colonel and his trusty sidekick. In the hands of the ever-capable Theatre in the Round, this play, making its Twin Cities premiere, should provide the most laughs we’ve seen in a Western since the fart jokes of Blazing Saddles. 245 Cedar Ave. S., Minneapolis; 612-333-3010; www.theatreintheround.org

  • Letters to the Editor

    LETTER OF THE MONTH

    The Rake expresses surprise [The Broken Clock, May] that for the last
    forty-seven years, Playboy Magazine has neglected to include “best Jazz
    Musician” in its music poll. Yet I’m sure I’m not the only reader old
    enough to remember when the Playboy music poll was exclusively a jazz
    poll. Jim Hall battled with Kenny Burrell for best guitarist, Sonny
    Rollins went head-to-head with John Coltrane and Pharoah Sanders on
    tenor sax, and pianists as diverse stylistically as Bill Evans,
    Thelonious Monk, and McCoy Tyner vied for top honors. I can well
    remember my disappointment and discomfiture when the Ginger Bakers and
    Eric Claptons of this world began to make their mark in the poll, to
    the extent that eventually Playboy changed the name from the Jazz Poll
    to the Jazz & Pop Poll. Having Bob Dylan and John Lennon alongside
    Duke Ellington and Charlie Parker in the “Playboy Jazz Hall of Fame”
    made no sense musically, however. Bitches Brew was a definite
    watershed, making it clear to all jazz musicians that they needed to
    take up funk fusion or risk marginalizing themselves—that is to say,
    losing out on the big bucks associated with the youth market. Well,
    jazz has not been a mainstream art form since the 50s. Yet it not only
    survives, but develops. Jason Moran is one of those “experimental”
    artists who can be thrilling in a club, even if their recordings tend
    to be moody, jangling, and perversely difficult. A nice artist to
    feature in your magazine.

    John Toren,
    Minneapolis

    CLOSE CALLS

    First, my compliments on the article about Moussaoui’s would-be flight
    training [“The Grounded Man,” May], it was fascinating. Next, major
    props to Brad Zeller’s adroitly written, hilarious article about
    buffets [Discomfort Food, May]. If he will pardon my expression, I
    laughed so hard I nearly “lost my cookies.” Keep up the mix of serious,
    ridiculous, and sublime.

    Cameron De Smidt
    Murrieta, CA

    “A” STANDS FOR ANONYMOUS

    I was dismayed to see Dean Staley break an AA member’s anonymity in his
    story [“The Grounded Man,” May]. According to AA guidelines, we must
    protect the anonymity of all AA members particularly at the level of
    press, radio, and TV. The fact that Clancy is a recovering alcoholic is
    up to him to disclose- his membership in AA is a different matter.
    Principles of the twelve-step program are promoted over personalities.

    Donna,
    Olympia, WA

    NO EXCUSE

    Clancy Prevost and the local FBI office acted fast during the critical
    weeks preceding 9/11. Meanwhile, urgent requests to FBI headquarters
    for a special warrant to search Moussaoui’s computer languished- even
    though local agents provided evidence that Moussaoui was connected to
    al-Qaida. The bureaucratic bumbling is even more inexcusable in light
    of the harvest of information obtained from one of the original World
    Trade Center bombers. In addition to the spotlight on Bin Laden, FBI
    headquarters had additional warnings in the memo from the Phoenix
    office concerning the potential danger posed by foreign students taking
    flying lessons in the area. It was nothing less than a tragic betrayal
    of the resources and trust placed with the FBI.

    Steve Dietrich,
    Lompoc, CA

    FIGHTIN’ WORDS

    Clinton Collins’ column [April] would have been more credible if he had
    announced his intentions plainly in the first line. Something like,
    “I’m a supporter of Natalie Johnson Lee and this column is my
    contribution to her campaign.” Instead he proceeded to do a hatchet job
    on Don Samuels while shamelessly extolling the virtues of his- sorry, I
    mean the other- candidate. I can see no other rationale for him taking
    Don Samuels’ comments and twisting them so out of context that noble
    words become self-indicting smears. That takes real journalistic moxie.
    But what is even more disturbing is to see him give so much comfort to
    all the white racists out there. They know full well how to keep the
    voices of the black community from being taken seriously—get them
    fighting each other. Mr. Collins column is so rife with race-baiting
    remarks (of his own invention) as to supply ample ammunition for
    anyone, black or white,
    who would like to see this campaign fought not over the issues but over
    “who is the one legitimate black leader,” as if blacks don’t deserve
    diversity of personalities and perspectives serving them. The real
    racism in this campaign, which Collins give scant space to is why, when
    we finally get two black leaders, are they put in the position of
    having to bump each other off? The only reason I can see for him to
    cast aside his journalistic pride and take such a low road, torturing
    the truth, distorting the facts, and ignoring context to support his
    obvious bias, is that Mr. Collins too would like to be a political
    player on the North side. Well, I’m sure his column has ensured him a
    place at the table of Natalie Johnson Lee and company. But Mr. Collins
    should be careful. In the game of race politics in which he has chosen
    to participate, the casualties are heavy—especially for those who are
    deemed not “black enough.” Mr. Collins had better be sure of his own
    credentials.

    Jonathan Odell,
    Minneapolis

    COMING TO TERMS

    While I applaud any publicity for wind energy (given that I work in the
    renewable energy industry), I have two comments [on “Buffalo Ridge,”
    April]. First, the picture shows Dan Juhl holding up a light bulb using
    a contorted hand gesture to hide the wiring, making a unique picture.
    Unfortunately, the bulb is a one- to-two percent efficient incandescent
    bulb with technology circa the late 1800s. Wind energy means nothing
    without energy efficiency. A compact fluorescent light bulb lasts ten
    times as long and is ten times as efficient. Wind energy growth must
    exceed forty percent over the next twenty years just to keep pace with
    predicted electricity demand increases. Americans are truly gluttons
    for energy (Minnesota consumes more gasoline than India). Second, the
    phrase “Saudi Arabia of wind energy” is entirely overused, similar to
    the way we use the term “foreign oil dependency.” I often wonder if we
    mean to include the “despotic monarchy” part as much as the “rich in
    oil” part of the Saudi Arabia metaphor, given our current political
    direction.

    Mike Taylor,
    Saint Paul

  • Man Handled!

    If there’s one thing the mainstream media loves more than creating its own celebrities, it’s a good old-
    fashioned rags-to-riches story. So much the better if that classic American journey involves flesh peddling at one end and a prominent masthead title at the other. That’s why there’s no hotter commodity in local journalism these days than Donny Highrise, the former meatpacker and male escort who’s parlayed his colorful past into a six-figure book deal with Regnery Press—and an editor’s gig at the house organ of the Twin Cities zeitgeist, “Jeepers” magazine. Look for Donny’s memoir, “Nude Beneath the Chaps: Packing Meat, Throwing Heat, and Grinding Sausage,” early in 2006.

  • Najaf, Iraq

    Sami Rasouli in Najaf, Iraq.

    Sami Rasouli

  • Maubisse, East Timor

    Mary and Steve write:

    We are dedicated and regular readers of The Rake — and to prove it,
    here is a picture of us reading The Rake in Maubisse, East Timor. (8
    degrees South latitude, 125 East Longtitude — we flew to Tokyo, then
    Bali, Indodesian, then into Dili the capital of East Timor — 500 km NW
    of Darwin Australia. East Timor was a Portuguese colony until 1975, and
    then was invaded by Indonesian. Finally in 1999, after 24 years of
    oppression and genocide by the Indonesian military, a UN sanctioned
    vote for independence led to the newest nation on Earth — indepence
    day was May 20, 2002.)

    We traveled there to attend the wedding of our son to Milena Da Silva (pictured with us), whose mother lives in East Timor.

    Here is a little Blurb from the email we sent after our trip to
    Maubisse: “…Wednesday I rented a pickup truck with a cab for four —

    and off we went to Maubisse. The distance on the narrow winding road up
    into the mountains was only 70 km, but it took us over four hours to
    get there. We stopped in the village of Aileu on the way, and of course
    a crowd gathered to greet us — many knew Jon from the Bibi Bulak tour
    through the area. From Dili at sea level we climbed to about 1500
    meters (4500 feet) above sea level — and stayed overnight at the
    Pousada Maubisse — a Portuguese built villa in the most magnificent
    setting — a hilltop overlooking the village of Maubisse, and the whole
    area surrounded by mountains on all sides (the highest peaks are 9600
    feet) — spectacular panoramic views — the “cloud city” — huts
    dotting the distant hillside and wisps of smoke from the cooking fires
    — men wearing colorful outfits riding donkeys into the village —
    rumbles of thunder in the distant hills. At the villa itself, we were
    treated to a gourmet meal in the most elegant of dinning rooms, with
    Tais tableclothes….”

    Send along your Rakish travel shots, if we publish yours in the magazine, we’ll send you a non-thermal, non-extreme Rake T-shirt and a $25 gift certificate from West Photo (21 University Ave. N.E., Minneapolis).

    If we publish yours on our website, then we’ll send you nothing, but
    you will be considered Rakish and that alone is well worth it.

    Keep the submissions coming!

    Steve and Mary York

  • Seattle, Washington

    John writes:

    The spaceships have landed and I am going to try and seduce them with a Rake Magazine. Really though, just one week in Seattle and one week back in the T.C. I bring a Rake
    Mag with me whenever I fly. It’s great reading material in the
    air/airport. Plus, when I get to my destination I’ll pass it on to
    someone from somewhere else to read! P.S. Yes, it was raining…and
    there should be a “Rake Magazine” for Seattle.

    Send along your Rakish travel shots, if we publish yours in the magazine, we’ll send you a non-thermal, non-extreme Rake T-shirt and a $25 gift certificate from West Photo (21 University Ave. N.E., Minneapolis).

    If we publish yours on our website, then we’ll send you nothing,
    but you will be considered Rakish and that alone is well worth it.

    Keep the submissions coming!

    John Schoeben

  • Chateau Golan Winery, Israel

    Stefan writes:

    Sharon, Liam and I just returned from two weeks in Israel.

    We carried a copy of the Rake with us to the Golan Heights and gave into the pull of pop culture and took a few shots with the Rake!
    The shot of us is in front of the Chateau Golan Winery at a Moshav just
    a few clicks from the Syrian border.

    Send along your Rakish travel shots, if we publish yours in the
    magazine, we’ll send you a non-thermal, non-extreme Rake T-shirt and a
    $25 gift certificate from West Photo (21 University Ave. N.E.,
    Minneapolis).

    If we publish yours on our website, then we’ll send you
    nothing, but you will be considered Rakish and that alone is well worth
    it.

    Keep the submissions coming!

    Stefan Plambeck

  • Nicaraguan Border

    Mark writes:

    I had the opportunity to catch up on the latest edition of the Rake
    while waiting in line to cross into Nicaragua from Costa Rica on
    vacation… and there was plenty of time to catch up. There were a
    total of three stops crossing the border where we had to pay both
    coming and going, but the best part was the fumigation tunnel – kind of
    like a car wash in the US, but instead of water they apply some unknown
    chemicals.

    Send along your Rakish travel shots, if we publish yours in the
    magazine, we’ll send you a non-thermal, non-extreme Rake T-shirt and a
    $25 gift certificate from West Photo (21 University Ave. N.E., Minneapolis).

    If we publish yours on our website, then we’ll send you nothing, but
    you will be considered Rakish and that alone is well worth it.

    Keep the submissions coming!

    Mark Themig