Author: rakemag

  • Artists in Trouble

    Certainly, the Varsity has come a long way since 2 Live Crew took the stage in the early 1990s to belt out “Me So Horny.” Now managed by the steady hand of Jason McLean, the man behind the nearby Loring Pasta Bar and the Kitty Cat Klub, the long-ailing Dinkytown landmark has been restored to its original Deco glory and then some. Part cafe, part theater, part art space, the stunning new Varsity this month hosts the rock ‘n’ roll musical comedy, “Artists in Trouble,” a Half Cast Production starring Heidi Arneson, Lawrence Huters, Matt Panschar, and Charlie Braden. These actors/artists-in-trouble might not be quite as horny as 2 Live Crew, but, depending on their troubles, could be just as likely to get arrested. 1308 Fourth Street S.E., Minneapolis; 612-604-0222; www.varsitytheater.org

  • Jonathan Safran Foer

    When it comes to artistic fallout from the attacks on the Twin Towers, what we’ve seen so far has been, for the most part, a boatload of opportunistic crap. (Yeah, Toby Keith, that includes you.) Foer’s second novel looks like a brilliant exception, however. In “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close,” nine-year-old Oskar Schell attempts to understand why his father died in the World Trade Center on September 11–and also what he was doing with a key labeled “Black,” and what would it be like if everyone’s heartbeats were synchronized, or if they could train their anuses to talk, and what if New York had a sixth borough, and a thousand other mysteries of universes both grown-up and imagined. The precocious boy even consults astrophysicist Stephen Hawking and a host of other characters for answers, but, not surprisingly, only uncovers more basic and heartbreaking questions, including the big one: How can we keep the ones we love safe in a world that’s gone mad? Oskar’s rapid-fire stream-of-consciousness is supplemented with photos, drawings, and clever typographical games that remind us that Foer is probably one of only novelists under thirty worth reading.

  • Desert Island Duffle

    Danny Buraczeski is trading in his dancing shoes for a pair of comfy house slippers. After twenty-five years of rat-tat-tatting in Minnesota, he’s closing down Jazzdance, the clearinghouse of kineticism, spectacle, and imagination he gave birth to. The company is cooking up a finale inspired by everyone and everything from Duke Ellington and Judy Garland to African-American spirituals. There’s even a piece that sprang from the work of James Baldwin, Buraczeski’s favorite writer. After this final retrospective, Buraczeski looks forward to a simpler life of teaching and freelance choreography–and, perhaps, a lengthy sojourn on The Rake’s desert isle. Here’s what heÕd take along:

    1. My new iPod, filled with every song composed by Duke Ellington and Billy Strayhorn; every song sung by Mahalia Jackson; every song sung and composed by Rufus Wainwright; every piece of music played by violinist Gidon Kremer and the Kremerata Baltica; plus a few thousand other favorites. IÕd also have a portable solar charger, of course.

    2. A case of Ketel One Citron Vodka–need one ask?

    3. The Price of the Ticket, the collected essays of James Baldwin, whose mantra, “Say yes to life,” would be indispensable on an island.

    4. A large box of unbreakable reading glasses.

    5. Lots of paper, pens, and pencils to stay in touch with people I love. I could use the empty Ketel One bottles for sending messages.

    A Life in Dance plays at the Southern Theater April 15 and 16; 612-340-1725; www.southerntheater.org

  • Straight Talk

    After a year of observing the construction at Walker Art Center as artistic spectacle–the slow-dancing crane, the scaffolding-as-sculpture, the huge, billowing plastic tarps–we’re as excited as the next guy to finally revisit the museum proper. Of course, the expansion, designed by Herzog & de Meuron, promises to be spectacular in its own right (see The Rakish Angle, page 19), boosting the glamour quotient of an already impressive institution. But we’re also eager to say hello to old friends from the Walker’s permanent collection, and to see a host of new wonders, now that the museum has doubled its gallery space. Richard Flood, the Walker’s deputy director and chief curator, and Philippe Vergne, its senior curator (pictured with Walker colleagues), tell us what we can look forward to.

    THE RAKE: We’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “conversation” when it comes to the Walker expansion. What do you mean by that word?

    Richard Flood: In the [original] Larabee Barnes building, there was no place to talk other than the cafe. Now the museum is modeled on the town square, and it has circulation patterns that end up in lounges, where you can sit and have conversation. There are tables where you can bring your computer, or go through Walker catalogs. There are discreet spaces where you can sit and listen to music that’s been commissioned by the performing arts department. There’s a lot of space for community engagement.

    Philippe Vergne: Also, for the first time, the museum is totally open to the city, so there is a real conversation between the urban landscape and the museum. The other conversation that is happening is that art is conversing with art. Several exhibitions we curated from the permanent collection show a very interesting conversation between works, between artists, and between disciplines.

    THE RAKE: Will people see new parts of the permanent collection?

    RF: Yes. The core of the Barnes galleries is given over to a chronology that begins in the 1950s and covers American abstract expressionism and the wonderful paintings we have from that period. As you proceed through the galleries, you begin to see a larger international dialogue about painting, becoming a conversation that also includes notions about the third dimension. You see paintings literally turning into sculpture as European art is introduced. There’s a gallery called American Standard, where you have a discussion about pop art, but it also shows the power of pop to influence other expressions in art. And then you have a room of 1980s paintings, because we thought it was very interesting to have a moment where you go from everybody’s understanding of postwar painting to where you see that idea being reformatted for a new century.

    THE RAKE: What do you think characterizes the art of the early twenty-first century?

    RF: For me, the early 2000s remind me of the mid-to-late 1980s, when everyone became aware of AIDS, and there was a sense of crisis in art. All of a sudden, drawing became incredibly important. People were working incredibly fast and economically to make their work and get it out. Now we’re back at a moment when you’re seeing drawing becoming dominant again. You’re seeing art that reflects a state of emergency.

    PV: I think when you go through the studios of every young artist, there is a level of consciousness, and flexibility, and a position that their work can make a difference. It’s not unlike the mid-to-late sixties movements that were socially and politically involved. There are questions about our time that are being raised in the work of young artists now. Most visitors are unfamiliar with the work that curators do.

    THE RAKE: What made you pursue curatorial work, as opposed to making art yourselves? Or are you also artists?

    RF: No! Thank God. We’re not distracted by that. For a certain personality, there’s nothing more exciting than looking at art, thinking about art, and attempting to create situations in which the art tells a larger story about the time we live in. Curators look at each work as a messenger of the larger culture, and you can see worlds form around you when working with these individual pieces.

    PV: It’s a profession that has the luxury of being almost self-defined. It’s animated by passion. And also, there are models that many of us look to, like Harald Szeemann, who just passed away. He had been working since the late 1960s and really helped define what “curator” means today.

    RF: He was a giant. He opened up what previously had been a field where curators were essentially specialists, in really limited and defined areas. And he said, “That’s not the point.” He was a generalist, and his exhibitions were visual essays that always had at their center larger issues.

    THE RAKE: What do you two want to be known for as curators?

    RF: For that!

    PV: Exactly.

  • Soundtrack to Mary

    In the world of relationship “deal breakers,” money matters, drug issues, and infidelity tend to overshadow what I consider to be the real compatibility issues. Starting with a biggie: ultimate control over the thermostat. If, like me, you are a fresh-air fiend and need windows cracked in subzero weather, you’d best pair up with someone of the same body temperature. While he’s running for a sweater in July, are you the type who will eat cereal or takeout rather than light the oven in September? If you’re both under sixty-five and the expression “Are we paying to heat the outdoors?” comes up, it’s best to re-examine things and start planning your escape route. Another deal breaker is footwear. A coworker posed this quandary: What if you were dating Johnny Depp, and he knew how much you loathed hippie accessories, so he got rid of his sandals–would you still dump him? As I see it, if Depp at one time bought Jerusalem cruisers, chances are he tried them on, admired the many useless straps in the shin-height mirror at the Horde Fest shoe tent, and bought ’em. Case closed. He probably also has a hacky sack stashed somewhere, and really, how could I get past that? Breaker number three: Have you ever had a really smart boyfriend who tried to defend the “sexiness” of some celebrity skank ho? When your otherwise enlightened man starts pointing out the long list of “positives” in Tara Reid, question everything you ever thought you knew about him. Other things to consider: Will he watch Project Runway and AmericaÕs Next Top Model with you without irony? Does he pretend to not like one of your cats, but youÕve secretly caught him using the “Does kitty want a treat?” voice when he thought you weren’t in the room? Got a keeper. I guess the upshot of this should be that, despite all of these things, you’re still in love and accepting of who he is. And that’s what real love is. But this isn’t Redbook and I’m far too shallow to say something like that.

    Email Mary at popularcreeps@yahoo.com

  • Get on the Can!

    Depending on how much snow we get in March, the year’s snowiest month, April can be one of the ugliest seasons. The yard is too soft to clean up, so the grimy leavings of winter are everywhere to be seen. On the upside, this is one of our favorite times of the year, because the woods are naked. Before the world remembers to bloom again, and after the drifts have melted, we like to look for ancient junk piles along country roads.

    Collecting old beer cans is a peculiar hobby, but not really that odd, when you consider it as a form of low-rent treasure hunting. Yes, one person’s worthless garbage is another’s extra special garbage, and we enjoy having an excuse to get out and fiddle around in the woods even before the first hepatica and bloodroot bloom. Minnesota is actually a fine place for “canning,” and there is at least one chapter of collectors here that specialize in “rustlings”—more or less worthless cans that have value only in the eyes of the dirty-kneed treasure hunter, and bear no real relationship to the mint-condition cans that others discover in attics and garages, well away from the elements.

    At the time when beer was first canned, in the 1930s, Minnesota had a brewery in nearly every city. Today, if you find a Kato beer can, or a Kiewel’s, or a Red Wing—among the Schmidt’s, Grain Belts, and Blatz—you’ve found something quite special.

    These old cans are becoming rarer, of course, because they are disintegrating in the forest, helped along in their return to dust by the two hundred thousand tons of salt that are spread on Minnesota roads each winter. There is something pleasing and reassuring about these old tin cans in the woods, precisely because of their slow decay—ashes to ashes, rust to rust. They underscore the ugliness of plastic and aluminum, which appear to last forever, until someone literally removes them. Ten-year-old bleach bottles and diet Coke cans have not yet found a market among collectors.

    Thankfully, aluminum is relatively rare in the woods, for one simple reason: Aluminum is the single biggest success story in the short history of recycling. Today, more than one in every two aluminum cans is recycled. Smelting recycled aluminum cans uses ninety-five percent less energy than smelting raw aluminum ore. This year, nearly two trillion pounds of aluminum will be recycled. The turnaround on a recycled aluminum can—from store shelf to thirsty consumer to smelter and back to store shelf—is less than sixty days.

    Due to the high value of aluminum, the national addiction to canned beverages facilitates a special kind of sub-economy. It’s not exactly the safety net we should rely on for the indigent and the homeless and the disaffected, but it’s a start, and a balm in this new gilded age. For some reason, Minnesota has been a holdout in beverage-container deposits. We think the state could put an exclamation point on its reputation for general cleanliness and order by instituting one, as they have in New York, California, Iowa, Maine, Oregon, Vermont, and Michigan (where it’s a whopping ten cents per can or bottle). Even the most recalcitrant conservative can see that this is a private program for the public weal, a point-of-purchase fee willingly paid to insure that more aluminum stays in the recycling loop and out of the ditch, while benefiting some of the most self-reliant participants in off-the-radar sub-economies.

    It is interesting to see Budweiser and other brewers trotting out antique designs for their packaging. Locally, Stite Beer has developed an aluminum bottle, which is more forward-looking than backward-looking (whoever remakes the cone-top can will make a mint), but we like what it means. If you can bring yourself to develop a taste for beverages in cans instead of plastic or glass bottles, you’ll be left with the sweet aftertaste known as enlightened self-interest.

  • The Right and Life

    We’ve been on vacation in Florida this week and for us news junkies it’s been a pleasure to partake of the St. Petersburg Times, and ignore the usual suspects. In consequence, we’ve been able to read the local, rather than national, coverage of the Terri Schiavo case, and get the perspective of the people who have been covering the story since way before DeLay and Frist decided to play God.

    One story today noted the outrage of Florida Republicans at DeLay referring to Florida judge George Greer as a murderer and terrorist. It happens that Judge Greer is himself a Republican, and has a lot of Republican friends who have rallied to his defense. The irony of the Republican Congress violating its own oft repeated mantra of states’ rights to interfere in a Florida matter is not lost on the people down here. Say what you want about Florida (and we are certainly guilty of calling them names ourselves on many occasions,) but the folks here, even many right-to-lifers, don’t care much for DeLay’s cynical grandstanding.

    Also today, an editorial pointed out that President Bush’s pronouncement that he should “err on the side of life” rings a bit hollow when one takes a look at the executions he approved while governor of Texas, including that of Gary Graham, the last American to be executed for a crime committed while a juvenile. As the Times points out, Graham was almost certainly innocent, and yet Bush rationalized his execution by asserting that he was guilty of other crimes. Actually the Times didn’t equivocate at all on the topic of Bush’s pronouncement: “That is a contemptible hypocrisy,” is the exact language they used.

    Finally, columnist Howard Troxler asked today why DeLay and Frist waited during a legal procedure that has been going on for years before they acted “to say our [Florida’s] law does not count.” He recounts the story of Thomas More, albeit the fictionalized one of A Man for All Seasons. You may remember Thomas More as a genuinely religious man who gave his life for his principles when he refused to approve the divorce of Henry VIII. Troxler notes that the government of Henry was willing to trample its own laws for its political ends.

    No matter what you think of whether Terri Schiavo should be kept alive or allowed to die, it is clear that the Florida judiciary did not take the matter lightly. The litigation has been going on for years. All sides have had their day in court, and the Florida legislature has had ample opportunity to make its wishes known.

    In that context, the self righteous Thomas DeLay stands out in sharp contrast to the righteous Thomas More. One can only hope the Christian voters in Florida remember the difference the next time they get a chance to make their opinion known as to which sort of religion they prefer.

  • Headed toward bankruptcy

    Well, the credit card companies didn’t waste any time. Emboldened by the Senate’s passage of the new bankruptcy bill last week (also known as the “Buy the Government Now and Pay Later” Bill,) my credit card company today sent me “IMPORTANT AMENDMENTS TO YOUR COMMERCIAL CREDIT AGREEMENT.”

    The first amendment is that they can immediately report late payments to the credit bureaus. I take this to mean, “We used to give you a little grace period and try to work things out with you, but now we’ll do our best to start causing you grief right away.”

    The second amendment was even better. The old agreement on foreign currency transactions, for which they could charge you the actual wholesale rate for those currencies (which is what banks, i.e. credit card companies, get it for,) is now out the window. The new agreement is that they can charge you whatever they want to charge as an exchange rate, and then add up to three percent on top of that.

    Just when you thought the credit card issuers couldn’t get any greedier, they fool you again.

  • Bush Leaguers in Congress

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    Good field, no hit. But, he did have to face Steve Carlton

    Every little boy I grew up with wanted to be a Major League baseball player. When you are young, you think you can do anything, and you give no thought to being a teacher, or fireman, or, for god’s sake, a journalist. Nobody I know wanted to be a Congressman, that’s for sure.

    But, there are only 750 Major League ballplayers at any one time. Any good sized town in Florida has more than 750 kids playing Little League each season, so you figure the chances. So a lot of us end up doing those other things, and some, like Tom Davis, Republican of Virginia, end up as Congressional committee chairmen.

    Davis chairs the Government Reform Committee of the U.S. House of Representatives, where he has the discretion to order hearings on almost anything he wants…or not.

    This week, his committee will be taking on steroids in baseball. We’re not sure what that has to do with Government Reform, but what the hell. From all reports, Davis is a big baseball fan. We infer that he played as a kid and wanted his time in the big leagues just like the rest of us. But, Davis is now a member of an even more exclusive club (there are only 535 members of Congress–although, if anything is certain these days, it requires no particular talent other than mean spiritedness to get there.)

    So, Davis now gets to call people like Jose Canseco, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi and Mark McGwire to do his bidding. (For some odd reason, he gave a free pass to Barry Bonds.) And since everyone over the age of T-ball knows that ball players have been using steroids for the last several years with impunity, Davis has really set himself up to take a really big cut at what amounts to a batting practice fast ball.

    But as anyone who has actually played the game knows, the good hitters can hit the real hard stuff–the 90 plus fastball, the slider and the splitter. That’s what separates real big leaguers from the rest of us.

    Now if there were an equivalent pitch repetoire in Congress, it might include having the Government Reform committee look into intelligence failures regarding Iraq, who leaked the name of Valerie Plame to Robert Novak, or why our government sends prisoners to Syria to be tortured. That would be hitting one out of the park if Davis got to the bottom of some of those messes.

    Unfortunately, none of those matters rated a turn at bat before his committee. We think Davis maybe ought to give Balco a call himself and see if they have any magic creams that would give him some integrity–artificial or otherwise.

    Right now, in that regard, Davis is a bit below the “Mendoza line.”

  • The Scarlet Letter

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    The first author of The Scarlet Letter

    In one of the last words before the “Buy Congress Now and Pay Later” bankruptcy bill passes the Senate today, here’s Paul Krugman.

    All that remains now is for the DeLay controlled House to add the part about poor people having to wear a scarlet “D” (for Debtor) on their chests, and it will be off to the President for his signature.

    All I can hope is that next time you vote, you remember that since the last time Congress raised the minimum wage seven years ago to about $10,700 per year, they’ve voted themselves raises of over $28,000. I think they get health insurance on top of that, too.