Author: Tom Bartel

  • Ok, Maybe not Sabathia for Santana


    How’d you like to see this coming at you?

    If last night was any indication, either I’ve severely overestimated C.C. Sabathia or Eric Wedge way overused him during the season. Over 240 innings in a year is a lot these days. (Santana pitched 219 this year.)

    Last night (and in game one of the Boston series) he just wasn’t sharp at all. Zellar opined that it was because he was just tired…and he’s not in very good shape to start with. Over 290 pounds is a lot of weight to move around. About 90 pounds more than Johan has to heft with each pitch.

    Sabathia did go 4-1 against the Twins this year, though, while Santana was 0-5 against the Indians.

    I’d still take Grady Sizemore for Mauer in a heartbeat though.

     

  • What I Saw on My Summer Vacation

    In celebration of thirty years of my wife’s profound ability to tolerate me, we went to France for ten days last month. We did the things we usually do when we go to interesting places. We got a very small and inexpensive hotel room (under the theory that we’re never there anyway) and spent all day walking from museum to café to art gallery to bar.

    Paris last month had much of the aspect of a boom town. The Rugby World Cup was in play, along with thousands of mostly well behaved supporters. The plaza in front of Paris City Hall was partially covered with artificial turf. An enormous high-definition screen covered the façade of the Hôtel de Ville, broadcasting the equivalent of French ESPN’s interminable updates on the condition of every team and player. Further evidence of the importance of the World Cup to the city could be inferred from the price of beer. Anywhere that fans were likely to congregate was charging about fourteen dollars for half a liter. Of course, the price could have just seemed high to Americans, whose currency is only slightly more valuable than that of Zimbabwe.

    We Americans quickly learned to embrace the spiritual refreshment offered by a glass of vin rouge, which was delicious, and cost only the equivalent of five dollars—two bucks less than one pays in most Minneapolis wine bars—and the tip is included.

    The French could have been in a good mood just because of the full hotels and restaurants supplied by the tourist influx, but they seemed genuinely hospitable to anyone who had bothered to learn enough French to at least start a conversation. In general, if you made an effort, they were happy to switch to English when you ran out of French, especially if that event didn’t follow immediately after bonjour.

    Their attitude extended to the tourists in the Louvre. Although the museum is peppered with signs prohibiting flash photography, the guards actually don’t seem to mind. That is perhaps because the Mona Lisa is now behind its own glass enclosure, and ropes keep the mob from getting close enough to admire the painting except through viewfinders set on maximum zoom. In fact, that seems to be how many find their way through museums: behind a digital camera. Someday someone will explain to me why, instead of stopping to look at a painting while you are three feet from it, you’d prefer to review a pale reproduction two weeks later on a home computer screen.

    Normandy, two hours northwest of Paris by train, was also thick with tourists. Some stop in Bayeux to see the famous tapestry that narrates the story of the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. But most are there for the cemetery at Omaha Beach. None of the boisterous revelry of Paris here; the European and American tourists are all struck silent by the manicured green field that stretches over the rolling plateau above the Channel. There are nine thousand marble-white crosses and Stars of David, but no physical signs of the battle. Like the panels of the Bayeux tapestry down the road, the visitor center’s tableaux offer explanatory vignettes of the Normandy invasion of 1944. But at Bayeux there were no choked-back sobs of the pilgrim who came upon the etched name of a young man he knew.

    Up the road six kilometers is Pointe du Hoc, where the detritus of battle is everywhere. The craters from the D-Day bombardment still pock the cliff-top site of the German shore batteries. Barbed wire rusts at edge of the precipice. The shattered walls of the pillboxes jut up at irregular angles from the overgrown meadow. Steel reinforcing bars sprout from the wrecked concrete, twisted by the heat and concussion of the explosions into grasping shapes that mock the men who reached up their hands that day to heaven for help that didn’t come.

    Unlike at the Paris museums, no horde pushes you along here. You can stand in one spot as long as you like and imagine every detail of the tumult that colored this landscape.

    Tom Bartel now blogs at Travel Past 50.

  • Why I Like the Clevelands

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    I was in the ticket sales office for the new Twins ballpark a few weeks ago. Actually, it must have been more than a few weeks ago because the Twins hadn’t yet given up and fallen off the pennant chase earth.

    On their big screen TV was a replay of the previous night’s game with Cleveland and Grady Sizemore was batting. I have a soft spot for Grady Sizemore for a couple of reasons. I was visiting a friend in Cleveland a few years ago and we went to Jacobs Field (a lovely park) and I happened to be there when Sizemore played his first game for the Indians. He got a couple of hits, I recall, and made a nice play in the outfield. Reason two: he’s a hell of a player.

    I mentioned to the Twins receptionist that I sure wish the Twins had someone like Sizemore instead of Joe Mauer. It was all I could do to keep her from throwing me down the elevator shaft.

    But, as they say in baseball, “You can look it up.” Sizemore is at least twice as productive…and he plays every day.

    I say we offer both Mauer and Cuddyer to Cleveland for Sizemore. I’m sure the response we’d get from the Clevelands would be quite amusing…along the lines of “What are you smoking, and where can I get some?” But who knows, maybe they’ll be smoking something and agree to the deal.

    Oh yeah, did I mention that I’d also trade Santana for C.C. Sabathia?

     

  • Your Own Radio Station

    With pandora.com, you can tell them what you like, and they’ll program a radio station for you to listen to.

  • Apologies

    In my comment of yesterday, I accused the Strib of sending a photographer to illustrate the top of the front page story on the news that the airport was going to lower the dividers in some of the men’s room stalls.

    As many astute readers pointed out, it was an AP photo. I don’t recall seeing the AP photo credit on yesterday’s Strib web version of the story, but it’s there today.

    So, they only sent a reporter to cover the bathroom, not a photographer, too. So, they aren’t quite as lame as I thought. Almost, but not quite.

    Is no one willing to jump to their defense for putting the story at the top of the front page? How about for editorializing about it (and running the photo yet again, although not on the website) today? Any takers?

  • Please Can I Cancel my Subscription Now?


    They not only wrote the story, they actually ran an AP photo of the men’s room, just in case you ladies don’t know what one looks like. (This cutline corrected from original.)

    We’ve been having a debate around my house for several months now…since about the time Par (Mr. Ethics) Ridder took over at the Strib…about whether or not we should cancel our subscription to The Newspaper of the Very Local Twin Cities.

    I’ve been saying yes, mostly because, bridge coverage aside, the paper is very weak tea indeed. Every day it seems less like the residual pride of the journalists left there is able to bubble through the crust of the utterly venal management to come through with a story that I care about.

    The last straw was Saturday, though. The top of the front page was covered with this story. In case you failed to get your undies in a bunch about anonymous gay sex at the airport, the problem is going to be solved. Yup, the most important story in the Twin Cities on Saturday was that the airport will be lowering the dividers of the mens’ room stalls at the airport. Too late for Larry Craig, of course, but the fears of Twin Citians who are concerned that sex (yes, sex!) happens between consenting adults have now been allayed.

    I’ll sleep better knowing that stuff I couldn’t possibly care less about is being assiduously covered by the Strib. I thought that was the job of Channel 5.

  • Morning Migration

    Things are getting back to normal now. The collapse of the bridge was two months ago, and except for the families of the dead and injured, we Minnesotans have moved on. The Legislature had its special session and funds were approved for southeastern Minnesota flood relief, but the gas tax is where it was before the bridge fell, and the roads continue to deteriorate.

    It’s difficult to be optimistic in Minnesota in October. The days shorten and get colder. The daily walk around the lake with the dog starts to chap the lips. If you do it after work, it’s dark by the time you get home. If you do it in the morning, it’s dark when you start. The entire traverse begins to remind you that winter is coming and the days of dry macadam stretching ahead of your easy gait are numbered. In fact, the newly installed blacktop path is itself a reminder of your government making yet another wrong move by paving over the soft wood-chip surface the walkers and runners preferred.

    Still, the walk is worth the effort. Pounds begin to fall away. Familiarity with the more obscure entries in your music collection increases, courtesy of the one hour of iPod shuffle. Horowitz piano concertos follow Willie Dixon’s “I Ain’t Superstitious.” The Gipsy Kings singing “My Way” in Spanish into your earphones drowns out the tires humming up Franklin Avenue toward downtown.

    The earnest industry of Minnesotans often comes to mind as you watch the drivers who have avoided the freeway and nudge their way to their parking stalls via the neighborhood streets. Up the lake roads they come, only a few stop signs and occasional dog walkers crossing the street interrupting the resolute journey to the office. On a recent day, Lake of the Isles Parkway stacked up ten cars at the perfunctory north end stop sign while a father on a bike guided his three young charges on their bikes, each with streamers on its handlebar grips, across Franklin toward the neighborhood school. Further down the west side of the lake, a family parade of ducks briefly stopped a few walkers in their tracks. As soon as the babies are better fliers, they’ll be leaving. Soon after that, Sun Country flights to Florida will begin to fill up as well.

    Surely many of the runners you see every day beating the narrow dirt path next to the asphalt are training for this month’s marathon. They run on the dirt because the blacktop is too hard on the ankles, knees and shins. They miss the wood chips more than you do. You see different people depending on the time of day you pass. The earlier you go, the faster the runners. Between six and seven are the most determined. If you are sleepy and don’t get out until near eight, the real runners are done—replaced by the middle-aged women walking and talking in pairs and the overweight joggers with terrible running form, but still with more ambition than you, who maintains the leisurely eighteen-minute-mile pace.

    The dog’s daily routine is even more constant than yours. He urinates within two blocks of the house, and defecates soon after. You smile every time you think of the odd symmetry of using the bag that wrapped that morning’s Star Tribune to pick up after him.

    The dog and the music are your companions. You make eye contact with surprisingly few oncoming fellow travelers. Some eyes brighten, but many ignore or even glare at your proffered smile. They’re focused on their walk, their music, or their dog tugging at his leash to make friends with your dog. Can’t have that. Your dog doesn’t care to make friends anyway. There’s only one jogger who regularly interrupts his private revelry long enough to fish a small Milk Bone out of his belly pouch for your dog and a few words about the weather for you.

    That’s the break you need, though, from the fretting that, as soon as the walk is done, you’ll be showering, dressing, and joining the cars on their way past your house to downtown. The one hour daily vacation isn’t long enough. You need at least ten days in a country where you can’t speak the language.

  • The Saddest Story of the Day

    Last month, seven U.S. soldiers wrote an op-ed piece for the NY Times which gave lie to the sunny sunshine glowing the past two days from General David Petraeus’s ass.

    Today, we read in the Times that two of those men have been killed in Iraq…in a truck accident.

    Senseless.

  • Lost in Translation

    He didn’t exactly fall on his sword, but you gotta like Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for resigning because his popularity had fallen to Bush-like levels.

    The NY Times put it like this: “Mr. Abe, deeply unpopular, had already been written off by Japan’s political establishment and news media, his political future measured in months.”

    And, according to the Times, a Japanese political science professor put it like this: “the way Abe resigned suggests he lacked the qualifications to be prime minister in the first place.”

    Why can’t the United States have a leader with self knowledge like that?

  • A Tip of the Hat

    I just wanted to point out what might be one of the best blog headlines ever over at clothesline blog.

    “Gonzales may have resigned — says he can’t recall”

    To say anything else would be gilding the lily.