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  • Kieran's: The Path To Enlightenment

    How is it that you firsted respond to Herman Hesse’s book, Siddhartha? For me, I was in about my sophomore or junior year of college when I read the thing, and I found it absolutely riveting. And so I took my color-coded highlighters to it as a Pentecostal would her bible. In particular, I remember underlining some passage in the beginning about Siddhartha’s as of yet meandering and unsuccessful quest for enlightenment. I very much identified with this.

    Looking back upon it now, this was probably the perfect time for me to read that book. I’d taken the requisite eastern religious studies courses, that’s for sure. And my mind was still open to the possibility of mysticism… But reading Siddhartha today would be akin to something my sister did a while back: Having not read Catcher In The Rye when she was fourteen (like the rest of us did), she became interested in it after reading a magazine article about how all those serial killer-types are inspired by it. And then she saw The Silence of the Lambs. She read the book in her late twenties… Hello?

    In any case, I’m glad as all get out that the Lit 6 Project will be having some fun with Siddhartha tonight, and probably at the book’s expense, as part of The Rake’s very cool Raking Through Books party!

  • Got Me A Movie, I Want You To Know: The Best Songs About Movies and the People Who Make Movies

    A bee got into my bonnet the other day, and I started thinking about my favorite songs about the movie industry. Not songs from movies–those are a different beast altogether. And then there’s the songs that were used in movies that are now joined at the hip: “In Dreams” by Roy Orbison will forever be remembered as the point in which Blue Velvet really falls down the rabbit hole.

    No, I want songs that celebrate or lament Hollywood, tributes to the stars or reminiscences of some actor’s tragic demise. Here’s my half-assed list–it is by no means exhaustive. I’m sending out the clarion call: if you can think of others, please send them in. Please spare me Candle in the Wind–that song sucks.

    By the way, these are in no particular order:

    Debaser, The Pixies. A tribute to Bunuel.

    Take, Take, Take and The Union Forever, The White Stripes. The first about an obsession with Rita Hayworth; the second about an obsession with Citizen Kane.

    Lon Chaney, Chickasaw Mudd Puppies. Great song that you’ll never find–these guys (a guitarist and a guy in a big rocking chair, singing and keeping the beat with his boots) are long gone. All about the “Man of a Thousand Faces”. Nearly indecipherable lyrics, most of which are references to his many films.

    The Right Profile, The Clash. And…
    Monty Got A Raw Deal, R.E.M. A pair of songs about the tragic life of Montgomery Clift.

    Act Naturally, Buck Owens (and later sung by Ringo on Help!). “They’re going to put me in the movies…”

    David Duchovny, Bree Sharp. She’s probably regretting not going with Gillian Anderson on this one.

    King of the Mountain, Southern Culture on the Skids. Fab song about a back-woods pornographer.

    Martin Scorsese, King Missile.

    “He makes the best f–king films
    He makes the best f–king films
    If I ever meet him I’m gonna grab his f–kin’ neck and just shake him
    And say thank you thank you for makin’ such excellent f–kin’ movies!”

    That’s a short list, I know, but it’s a Monday morning, and I still haven’t had enough coffee. Send in your suggestions when you’re clear-headed.

  • Why we listen to poets

    I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention today’s five-year anniversary of the September 11 catastrophe. There are, of course, all kinds of memorial concerts going on this evening–at Landmark Center and at the Harriet Bandshell, to name just a couple. But Emigrant Theater is commemorating the event in an interesting way; they’re doing a series of play readings, by local writers, that are inspired by the events of that day. The lineup includes Alan Berks’s Blue Skies Forever and Matt Di Cintio’s Lady Liberty Gets Put Back Together. Cost is just ten bucks, with proceeds benefiting the Minnesota Fire Service Foundation. Showtime: 7:30 p.m., Mixed Blood.

  • Kick-Off

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    This is pretty. I didn’t bake this, no sir.

    This weekend, the weather was perfect for eating. It was chilly enough to inspire a stoking of the stove and grey enough to keep me happily inside without guilt.

    Seriously, I cooked all weekend.

    Saturday the kids and I spent most of the day conspiring how to get the apples off the top-most branches of the tree. Let’s just say that a bevy of ladders, ropes, and long handled saws came into play. After a modest early harvest, and a thrilling game of apple-ball using the wormy ones, it was into-the-kitchen-we-go.

    Staurday clearly called for a roasted chicken, no? Rubbed with butter, crammed with a lemon and some freshly chopped rosemary, it made the house smell like we were trying to sell it. While it was cooking I made some butter-beer-batter bread, in which I impulsively threw the rest of the chopped rosemary. Potatoes were requested, so my daughter and I sliced some thin and covered them with cream in a buttered baking dish. Our green consisted of market green beans with portobellos and fresh thyme. For dessert I took the apples from our tree and sliced around the icky parts. The remaining chunks were carmelized in brown sugar and butter, then poured over squares of puff pastry.

    I knew Sunday was a soup day the minute I woke up. Potato leek soup is always a good remedy for a drizzly, chilled day. I usually like to throw in some lemon thyme if I have it, but I didn’t grow any this year. I did have some lemon basil I bought at the market, which turned out to be a nice substitute. Everyone knows that the best accompaniment to soup is crusty bread, but I’m a little bored with baguettes. I decided to bake some pretzels to go with the soup, but truth be told, it was more for the reason that I had a yummy, buttery one at the fair last week and I can’t seem to stop thinking about it.

    They were ridculously easy to make:

    1 pkg (2 1/4 tsp) dry active yeast
    1 cup warm water
    1 tsp sugar

    Pour together in a bowl and let stand for five minutes, until a littel foamy. Add

    1/2 tsp salt
    2 1/2 cups all purpose flour

    Mix well, get in there with your hands if you have to. Should be a sticky dough. Cover tightly with plastic wrap and let stand for 30 minutes. Pre-heat oven to 500 degrees.

    Turn dough onto lightly greased pan and divide into eight pieces, let rest for about five minutes. Combine

    1 cup warm water
    3 T baking soda

    in a separate bowl. Stir to evenly disperse, there shouldn’t be any chunks. Roll dough chunks between your plams to form long ropes. Twist and form pretzels into whatever shape you like. Dip formed dough into the baking soda wash, covering all sides. Let excess drip off, then place pretzel on parchment lined baking tray. Sprinkle with coarse sea salt or herbs or whatever you’d like. Let them sit for at least five minutes.

    Bake in oven for about eight minutes, switching trays half-way through. Immediately after pulling from the oven, brush with melted butter, lots and lots of melted butter.

    Eat them while they’re warm and lick your fingers.

  • Deep, Deep, Deep; Deeper And Deeper We Creep

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    –Image copyright Karel Cudlin

    What am I? What shall I do? What can I believe and hope for? Everything in philosophy can be reduced to this.

    –Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms

    As long and as far as they can stare into their magic spyglasses they strive to glimpse ever deeper into the star clutter, those little men with their frightening focus and faraway eyes. Lab-coated pygmies dreaming into the darkness, looking for further evidence of their –and our– insignificance. Let’s face it: they already have in their possession too many useless secrets while the rest of us are still five years old and paralyzed, wonder-stunned in the presence of what are essentially variants on the old Alka-Seltzer rocket, the spider web, and the firefly.

    The world can do whatever it wants with you. Don’t hesitate. It can all go so quickly, everything, and then you’ll be left alone in the dark with a television, trying to either forget or remember your dreams, depending on how far along you are in the process of evaporating.

  • Tasty Gossip

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    Two Things I Love

    1. The nasty, grungy, dank, gossipy side of the restaurant industry. (Remember, while the rest of the world plays, we work. Then, while the rest of the world sleeps, we drink a lot and smoke a lot and dish.)

    2. A crack in the facade of a food icon.

  • So funny I forgot to relax…

    It’s all laughs all the time this weekend, or at least it should be that way until Sunday. And I’ll need it after last night’s trip to The Guthrie, where I saw The Real Thing. Now, don’t get me wrong; it’s a good play and all… and a very talky play with a certain amount of hollering going on at that. But it’s all, or mostly, about infidelity, you know, and so I found myself biting my nails and pulling apart my cuticles until there was a mangled mess–nervous habits. Infidelity frightens me.

    In any case, tonight: The Left, The Right, and The Ugly (wherein The Brave New Workshop makes fun of my–and their–beloved lefties.)

    Saturday: Funny Business: A Standup Musical with a Punch Line. (Saving comment… I’ll report back on this one.)

    Sunday matinee: Foxfire at Theatre In The Round (think Blue Ridge Mountains and a hectoring fellow named Hector–actually a ghost… Good way to cap the weekend?)

  • Hollywood Will Devour Its Children

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    Hollywoodland, 2006. Directed by Allen Coulter, written by Paul Bernbaum. Starring Adrien Brody, Diane Lane, Ben Affleck, Bob Hoskins, Robin Tunney, Jeffrey DeMunn, Joe Spano, Molly Parker, Dash Mihok (what a name!), and Lois Smith.

    Now showing in select theaters around town.

    There is a point in the near-great Hollywoodland where Ben Affleck, playing the tragic George Reeves, is gently chided by his agent, Arthur (the underused Jeffrey DeMunn), to stop smoking in public. Superman doesn’t smoke, Arthur laughs, it sets a bad example. George finishes his puff, and his betrays only the slightest hint of panic. A group of crazy boy scouts is pounding on the glass of the restaurant they’re eating in, in order to get Superman’s attention. George knows deep down that with every episode as the caped crusader, he’s burying himself deeper and deeper. He is not the man in the red cape. But he is also not possessed of any discernable talent outside of being the Man of Steel. Hollywood, like a boa constrictor, is slowly devouring George Reeves’ soul.

    Did Ben Affleck stare deep down into himself and think, I’ve got to play it straight for once in my life? As he ages, Affleck has got to know that his time as a star is as limited as George Reeves’–only Affleck hasn’t got a syndicated television show to fall back on. His performance in Hollywoodland is a rarity, a moving and subtle portrayal of a man coming to the end of his rope. Avoiding histrionics, and never losing his sense of humor, Affleck wanders through this film like the dreamers who flock to Southern California’s sunshine in the hopes they’ll live forever, only to discover the when the movie’s over, the lights go out, and the darkness comes crashing down.

    Hollywoodland is a strange film, a movie that veers between perfection and mind-boggling inanity. At times it seems like Sunset Blvd. meets Mulholland Dr. meets Altman’s Long Goodbye, with a touch of Chinatown thrown in for good measure. If that seems like quite a brew, it’s to the film’s considerable credit that it manages to hold all these influences together and be thoroughly original, falling apart only when the screenplay veers from these rich sources. It is a film with two stories: that of George Reeves and his suicide/murder. And that of gumshoe Louis Simo (Adrien Brody), investigating this death. The first is a masterpiece; the other (mostly) a misstep.

    The facts: One evening, while entertaining a few friends, actor George Reeves bids his guests good night, shuffles upstairs to his bedroom, undresses and then shoots himself in the head. The LAPD rules it an ‘indicated suicide’, and pretty much closes the case. Enter Louis Simo. He’s a private dick with so few clients and resources he’s running his shop out of a dingy, backwater L.A. hotel. One day, he runs into an associate at a detective firm he used to work with, who hands him this tidbit: Reeves’ mother doesn’t believe her son would kill himself, and wants someone to dig up clues that point to murder. Simo ingratiates himself with the bitchy old woman (Lois Smith, who doesn’t seem capable of any other type of performance), and tries to get to the bottom of this mystery.

    Interspersed within this story is the downfall of Reeves. We see him trying to claw his way up Hollywood’s golden ladder, shining with confidence. We first notice him hanging out in Ciro’s, elbowing his way close to Rita Hayworth just to get his picture in the papers. Any publicity is good publicity, he reasons, with his broad grin. In the process he meets Toni Mannix (Diane Lane), who turns out to be the wife of MGM Studio head Eddie Mannix (Bob Hoskins). They have an affair in broad daylight–the married couple has an agreement, whereby each gets their own lover on the side, without complaint, going so far as to dine together as a foursome. Toni loves Reeves because he makes her feel young in her waning years; he truly cares for her, enjoys the lavish presents (including a house), and hopes that she’ll get him some meaty roles at MGM. Instead, he’s cast as Superman, a role that will weigh him down for the rest of his life.

    The director, Allen Coulter, manages to create a world that is a sepia-toned, sun-drenched wasteland of ruined lawns and big, empty mansions, too much space and far too much despair. Even better, he has a steady hand and an unobtrusive camera that drinks in some of the finest performances by small, relatively unknown actors who are magnificent without exception. You’ve got to hand something to a director that has elicited one of the finest performances of the year from Ben Affleck, but that he’s matched scene-for-scene by Diane Lane, by Bob Hoskins, by Robin Tunney as his shrewish fiance and Jeffrey DeMunn makes it all the more impressive.

    There are a number of scenes that have lingered on since seeing this film: of DeMunn reminiscing about Reeves career to Adrien Brody; of Hoskins comforting Lane after Reeves’ death, their relationship twisted but charged with respect; Tunney admitting she’s lonely to Brody over the phone–every character igiven their due thanks to Coulter’s loving camera, which doesn’t force sentiment with blaring music or intrusive shots. And he get’s the mood just right, the sets a playground for these performances: Brody’s dingy hotel is a nod to Altman’s Long Goodbye, with its dirty pool and tanned old man, eternally lifting weights to stave off his inevitable death. The old have no place in Hollywood.

    Unfortunately, these great scenes only make the other quarter of this film an exercise in deep frustration. Coulter and screenwriter Paul Bernbaum haven’t learned Lesson Number One from Chinatown and any other hard-boiled film: rid yourself of back-story. There’s a reason Gittes and Marlowe and the Continental Op are single fellows, without families. The reason is that no one cares. The mystery they’re after is all that matters, and that’s only the device that puts its characters under duress. But in Hollywoodland, Brody, who at times makes a very effective simpleton, a hack shamus who can’t see past his prodigious nose, is bogged down with scenes about his family and his girlfriend. When we’re caught up in Reeves’ life, in Brody’s trying to uncover something, anything, to keep this story in the papers, the last thing you want is to leave this world of ruined dreams for the domestic squabbles between ex-husband and ex-wife. The film grinds to a halt in these moments. Then there’s a silly subplot involving one of Brody’s other cases, which only serves to show us he’s clueless–which the main plot does quite well, thank you.

    A great movie might still exist in Hollywoodland–you could hack out these scenes and leave a short and devastating film behind, a 90 minute noir classic about the evils of this wicked industry. Brody’s detective will never get to the bottom of things, he’s just an insect skimming the surface of a stagnant pond. The rest are just waiting to die, failures all, except for the studio head who has sold his soul ages ago.

    You begin to realize that Reeves suffered from three of Hollywood’s great cancers: of the disease of the studio system and its sinister bosses; the sickness of those hangers-on who only want the stars to get money or near fame; and that quiet menace that haunts every actor’s dreams, that you’re not good enough and never will be. All three could have killed Reeves and in Hollywoodland, we never to get to the bottom of the mystery. In the end, does it really matter?

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  • Tortured Logic

    “You mean the Post tortured that guy before we did? That must be how they get their info ahead of the CIA.”

    As the New Republic points out today, Bush’s speech yesterday justifying torture was another in a long series of lies.

    According to Bush, “[After being tortured] Zubaydah identified one of KSM’s accomplices in the 9/11 attacks–a terrorist named Ramzi bin al Shibh.”

    Turns out, Zubaydah could have avoided the thumb screws if Bush could just be persuaded to read the newspaper. The Washington Post, between 9/11 and the time Zubaydah was captured, had mentioned Ramzi bin al Shibh 26 times.

    The other howler, of course, in Bush’s statement was this one: “The Department of Justice reviewed the authorized methods extensively and determined them to be lawful.” For those keeping score, that’s the same Justice Deparment currently being run by Alberto Gonzales. You may remember him as the guy who wrote the legal justification for torture when he was White House counsel. He’s also the guy who thinks its ok to spy on Americans without a warrant.

    All I can say is, when I get in trouble, I want Gonzo for my lawyer, because I won’t have to worry about whether or not I did the crime. He’ll just declare whatever I did not to be a crime.

  • Soapy Flicks on an Autumn Night

    Briefly: tonight marks the inauguration of Take-Up Productions and The Soap Factory’s “You Were Never Here” film series. How cool is this: grab a lawn chair, some grub and gulp, and sit outside by the Stone Arch bridge and watch movies. You can even buy popcorn and beer from the concession stand (although it’s sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon–Frank’s favorite beer, but there are better choices in this world).

    Tonight, Being John Malkovich at 8:30 in the pm (but get there early). While not my favorite film (first half–brilliant; second half–not so much) I’d see this for the scene where Malkovich enters his own head, and the fact that I’m sitting outside by the mighty Mississip on a sweet autumn evening.