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  • Another Day, E…T…C…

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    Her, she could make an angel out of any ghost.

    He didn’t have that gift, unfortunately.

    He wished to somehow praise the light, but his night vision was so much keener, the details and sharp fragments of truth emerging from the darkness with perfect clarity.

    The smallest breathing thing will take but an instant to understand captivity from every angle. This he understood. Even so, he felt like he was trying to run up an escalator while balancing a tray full of drinks, his mind one of those sloshing glasses. Acceptance would make a bed in him, but wouldn’t stay in it, and would be up and down all night long, wandering from room to room, asking questions.

    You might be surprised; people do get up in the middle of the night and call their banks.

    In the morning he would walk the streets of the city, looking for anyone with some approximation of his blood running like bulls through their heart. And still, and always, he was left with his one true and hopeless ambition: to discover an entirely new country.

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  • The Divine Cocktail Show and Supper Club

    I do not know much about The Divine Cocktail Lounge Show and Supper Club, but I do know that it’s emceed by an all-around great guy named Henry Allen, a writer/musician/performer who did duty with Theatre de la Jeune Lune back in the days when I worked there. In any case, tonight’s episode of this recurring lounge show promises to be a collection of performance, visual art, and indie pop. And besides, any show that’s embedded with the term “supper club” deserves our patronage, right? The shebang’s free, in any case. Check the MySpace page for details.

  • Out Of The Dust And Into The Fire, Into The Stars

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    I had plenty of occasion, believe me, to wonder what the hell I was doing with my life. How was is that I found myself living in a garbage scow of an apartment building (crammed with shitheels) that had the nerve to call itself Christ Is Risen Estates? How had I acquired so much confusion?

    I, who abhorred complication more than anything, had nonetheless allowed complication and chaos to overrun the quiet, orderly routines that I’d always believed would keep me sane. I was being ruled almost entirely by irrationality, and I could no longer sort out what I wanted or trust my urges. One minute I would believe anything was possible, the next it would all seem utterly impossible.

    I more or less forgot how to feed myself, and would go days without eating. I routinely got lost in my own neighborhood, and any attempt to venture out into the city was an unpleasant and unpredictable adventure in disorientation. In the middle of the afternoon on a gorgeous summer day I would find myself looking at revolvers in a gun shop in someplace called Coon Rapids.

    I don’t know. My mind was always elsewhere. It always is. Don’t ask me where, specifically, or even generally, it is, but it’s decidedly elsewhere. I’d say I was having a breakdown –that I was, in fact, brokedown– if the whole thing didn’t strike me as such a fascinating adventure, if I wasn’t so keenly aware of the oddness of it all.

    Sometimes it almost struck me as magical, as if I’d slipped free of the material world. Some nights I would laugh myself hoarse at the absolute wonder of it all.

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  • Love's Hangover

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    I have a good buddy who we’ll call “Roy”. He’s a total foodiphile and routinely calls me from the market on weekend mornings to give the good report on what he’s finding. Before he owned his own business, he was a pro server at some of the best fine dining establishments in town. Roy is going through a rough divorce.

    His soon-to-be ex, who we’ll call “The Grinch”, has removed nearly everything from his house, down to the last can of Who-Hash. This is a man who cooks, and cooks well. But no man can cook when he’s left with only a turkey baster and a foosball table.

    I’m thinking of throwing him a Divorce Shower/Sake Binge once the thing finally goes through. If I had to restock from scratch, these would be my firsts and favorites:

    Bowls, of the stainless steel variety. Clean up in a flash and they’ll never break.

    Tongs, even if you have managed to culture asbestos fingers. Get the most basic, too much frippery only hampers the tool.

    Forget the regular oven mit, they don’t call this one The Dragon for nothin’, baby. With the 100% Kevlar protection up to 1000 degrees, feel free to reach in the oven and just manhandle that turkey!

    Rubber Spatulas need to be heat proof, yes. But more importantly, they shouldn’t break off into your batter.

    Half-Sheet Pan, sometimes known as Jelly Roll Pan. Use it as a tray to set up prep items, throw down some parchment paper to bake cookies, roast a chicken, whatever.

    Speaking of which, check out this deal on parchment paper. Set for life!

    Pans, you have to go All-Clad. Except for one favorite.

    Maybe one more gift to help embrace bachelorhood (that is, if The Grinch didn’t make off with the frigidaire).

    Help me out: What are the kitchen things you couldn’t live without?

  • Some sort of panorama

    Short-n-sweet: the University of Minnesota has invited local puppet and object theater master Michael Sommers onboard its showboat to perform Old Four Eyes: A Mississippi Panorama, a new play by Kevin Kling. I highly recommend Sommers’ work for reasons that I can’t push through this morning’s fog of coffee- and sleep-deprivation. The first performance is today but the show goes on through August 23.

  • Far Away, And Soon

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    I don’t suppose you’ll get this letter before I shove off, Phil, but I wanted to leave you with a few words all the same.

    You’ve probably known me longer than just about anyone, and you know that I’ve always been a dreamer. You probably recall that I used to dream about being an astronaut. I had that plastic helmet, the shiny silver spacesuit, and the bright green moon boots –the whole nine yards– and I think I spent one entire summer going around the neighborhood in that get-up.

    My old man sent me that outfit from Florida, where he was living with his new wife. I kept the card he sent along with the spacesuit for a long time, but somewhere it got lost in the shuffle. I’d long since memorized the words he wrote on that postcard of a spaceship, though: “They’re shooting rockets at the moon. Soon you’ll be free to go.”

    Those words puzzled and thrilled me for many years, and I suppose many of my frustrations and disappointments in life have been directly related to that card and its message. I never wanted anything so bad as I wanted to be free to go, and that fierce desire made it awful difficult for me to live any kind of normal life.

    Imagine working at the Woolworth’s when you’ve had your heart set on outer space ever since you were a little boy.

    It was impossible, to be honest with you, but I muddled along the best I could.

    I finally decided it’s time, though, Phil. It just occurred to me the other morning that there’s really not a thing in this world stopping me.

    I’m free to go, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

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  • Stories from the Great War for Civilization

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    Road To Guantanamo, 2006. Directed by Michael Winterbottom and Mat Whitecross. Starring Riz Ahmed, Farhad Harun, Waqar Siddiqui, Afran Usman, Shahid Iqbal, and the actual Tipton Three, who give us their story in interviews: Ruhel Ahmed, Asif Iqbal, and Shafiq Rasul.

    Since June 29, my wife and I have been enjoying a visit with friends in Saudi Arabia. It is interesting to note that there are no movie theaters here in Saudi Arabia, ostensibly due to the fact that too much would have to be edited out from every picture: there can be no cleavage, no hugging, no drinking, no drugs, etc. But what is most concering to the Saudi government, according to most of the people I’ve spoken to, is any criticism of their government or the U.S. policy, which skip along hand in hand. Even if there were theaters in Saudi, you can bet that Road To Guantanamo would not be around to rile up a public whose collective anger is simmering at a low boil.

    Here in the Arabian Peninsula, cultures are in collision, from the Westerners working for the oil industry to the guest workers in for little pay to clean the houses of the wealthy, to the Saudis themselves, all of whom are too complex to try and shoehorn into a category. Here, you meet people like Fearful Sam, a resident of Aramco, the Saudi/American oil company. Sam is a man who, when asked if he likes it in Saudi, says that he loves it and proceeds to relate, for twenty nonstop minutes, how he never leaves the city-sized compound because ‘they’ hate people like him and want to cut his head off.

    We Americans all feel this way, I think, to a degree: the weeks and months prior to departure were filled with concerned friends, family and strangers–liberals and conservatives–expressing sober concern for my life and safety on this trip. I, too, had trepidations. But after barely a week in the Middle East, these concerns have become secondary. My utter ignorance of the world is what concerns me today.

    You won’t get a taste of the Middle East by watching a film. I saw Road to Guantanamo a few weeks ago and was outraged, went home, and by the end of the day it’s lessons were simply another bon-bon in the box of my intellectual chocolate sampler. I consider myself learned, read Harpers, visit the Guthrie, the museums, and don’t know squat about the Middle East. To this dilettante, this awful subject quickly gets boring, it never ends.

    But here, in Saudi, you get the world in your face every day, moment after moment: children play soccer and cricket while Saudi jets fly over; the war in Israel over the captured soldier is in every breath, nearly as prevalent and soul-sickening for the locals as 9/11 was for us; the attacks on the U.S., Spain and Britain were simply more devastation in a now half-century skirmish, The Great War for Civilization, as Robert Fisk calls it.

    The Road to Guantanamo is a harrowing film at times, a damning account of three innocents who were swallowed alive by the machinery of our “war” against terrorism. From a purely aesthetic perspective, Road is a good movie, but nonetheless a film with a trio of actors at its center playing the Tipton Three with very little emotional range. I don’t doubt director Michael Winterbottom’s intentions aren’t anything but noble, but all he’s done is take the story and recreate it onscreen with as much verisimilitude as he can. The result is an oddly distant movie, whose scenes of torture are strangely unaffecting at times, and, worse, confusing and at times veering out of context. The film has been criticized for not making any attempt at understanding some of the American guards at Guantanamo, but my chief complaint is that we really don’t come to understand the three poor kids whose lives were stolen for two long years.

    The facts: Just a week after September 11, 2001, young Asif, all of nineteen years old, travels from Tipton, England to Pakistan to meet with a girl his mother has deemed worthy of him to marry. Asif asks his friend Ruhel to come and be his best man. Ruhel agrees, and brings along some other pals, Shafiq and Monir. These are three typical teenage goofballs–eager to eat, to talk, and share their passionate ideas with one another. While praying at a mosque, an Imam there suggests that all good Muslims should go to Afghanistan to give aid to the people whose lives have been disrupted by the war there. Along with a cousin, Zahid, they travel to Afghanistan to help.

    From there, a series of horrific events meet them: they are stuck in a village, helping no one and getting deathly ill; being whisked supposedly back to Pakistan but instead right into the heart of Taliban territory; their group is split up, and Monir vanishes, forever.

    Worst of all, however, and the crux of the story: the three boys from England are captured by Northern Alliance troops, detained, beaten, questioned, and finally sent to Guantanamo Bay for two years.

    The Road to Guantanamo has no plot to speak of, really: as I said, it’s simply an often confusing exact reenactment of what the Tipton Three tell us. Like United 93, this is an outstanding account of events that we can only imagine–and, like that movie, I ask, to what end? Is it, like the Coney Island Hurrican Recreations, simply to ‘take us there!’? Well, that’s an impossibility. We’ll be squeamish for two hours, then go home and hope and pray for an end to the Bush Administration or send our checks to Amnesty International at most. Don’t ask me what I want instead, because I don’t know the answer. As far as the film is concerned, The Road To Guantanamo would have been more powerful with up close interviews with the them, and let my imagination roam–it is still more potent than Winterbottom’s recreations.

    You could do no wrong in bookending a depressing day with viewings of both United 93 and Road to Guantanamo–these stories tell us how different people are affected by our so-called war on terror. In the interviews with the Tipton Three, you see that their experience as they relate it do not reflect on their faces–in fact, there’s a certain peace to them, a resignation of fate, a sad acceptance that, in the words of one of the men, “the world’s not a nice place”. Ruhel Ahmed, Asif Iqbal, and Shafiq Rasul all stare straight at the camera, as if trying to see something in us that will help them to understand their ordeal, and it’s wrenching. Has their faith helped them heal? Has it helped them to forgive? Or will they carry an anger with them for the rest of their lives?

    It is striking to drive down the manic streets of Dammam and Khubar and suddenly hear the call to prayer resonate from a mosque, and then another, off by a few seconds, from another, and then more, until the skies are filled. Then the stores shuttering, the people praying. Spirited discussions erupt in the cafes and foule shops for any westerner eager to listen. There is anger here, no doubt, but there is also a sense of calm, of trying to get to the bottom of generations of conflict, of a hunger for peace, and not necessarily a peace through conquest as one might expect. The Tipton Three have been through a wringer so distant from our own experiences that nothing can compare. When I saw The Road to Guantanamo, I knew about this tragedy from a distance nearly equal to this planet and the dark side of Mars. Now that I’m in Saudi, trying to figure out my place in the politicial firmament, this is what amazes me: these three young men’s capacity for forgiveness, relief, resignation to their God’s will.

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  • Lovin' Summer

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    This is the first real weekend of summer.

    No holidays to plan for, kids are tied up with “other plans” that don’t include family or summer sporting events, friends have had enough of me over the Fourth and it’s going to be hot.

    FRIDAY
    I’m simply craving sushi, maybe to help cleanse my body of all the hot dogs I ate this week. Dinner at Yumi’s in Excelsior, a great summer town. Maybe we’ll catch a movie at the Dock then go to Biella for late night dessert at a patio table.

    SATURDAY
    Hit the Mill City Farmers Market with the three year old. Then we’re going New School with lunch at Level Five in the new Guthrie, followed by Old School with Oreo’s on top of the Foshay Tower. Hit the beach, read my book, take a nap. If I remember to stop at Coastal, we might just have mussels with crusty bread for dinner.

    SUNDAY
    Maybe we’ll check out dim sum at Jun Bo in Richfield, maybe we’ll make chocolate chip pancakes, who knows. There will definitely be World Cup action, whether I’m drinking French beer or Italian beer, I haven’t decided yet. There’s one thing of which I am sure: since it’s been at least a full week since I’ve had a decent cheeseburger, LT for dinner.

  • Fry Day. Ouch.

    The, uh, preferred weekend agenda:

    Tomorrow night at the Turf Club, they’re offering a crash-course for geeks like me who’ve fallen out of touch with the local indie music scene. The band Diplomacy, whose music is described as rather peppy and yet restrained, will celebrate the release of another new CD. “Try If You Like” Low and Death Cab for Cutie, they say. My dear friends at 2024 Records have even provided this link, which gives a taste of the new disc’s sound: www.2024records.com/preview/

    Two interesting theater happenings that came in after the July deadline: Torch Theater, the new-ish theater troupe belonging to local stage vet (and one helluva Blanche DuBois in a recent production of Streetcar), Stacia Rice, will open Cat on a Hot Tin Roof–and hopefully Rice will be continuing her streak with Tennessee Williams.

    Another interesting theater happening (that I, admittedly, know very little about, other than the fact that I’m intrigued but won’t have time to actually go): Ode To Walt Whitman, something that’s been dubbed as “a puppetry performance that uncovers an unspoken dialogue between Whitman’s Leaves of Grass poems and Federico Garcia Lorca’s poem, Ode to Walt Whitman.” See what I mean?

    I could go on and on. A Night of Short Films and Dadaist Vaudeville With Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls. A costume design retrospective, featuring the work of Theatre de la Jeune Lune resident designer Sonya Berlovitz. The Midwest Bookhunters Bookfair. The Minnesota Orchestra’s free outdoor concert on the waterfront of the quaint, rather summer-like town of Hudson, Wisconsin. Yes sir, I love the summertime. Too bad it’s about half over.

  • I'd bend a rim for the Bicycle Film Festival

    There’s no way the Bicycle Film Fest will get by unnoticed by the likes of me. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m even been contemplating, over my oatmeal this morning, whether I should ride to work–this being something I haven’t done as often as I’d like to this year. I’d like to honor the occasion.

    OK, OK, I’ll admit that, in my case, the Saturday night screening of Peewee’s Big Adventure is probably the biggest draw. Hate to say it folks, but I can probably recite the entire movie by heart, having watched it over and over again, with my kid-brother, during our formative years back in Circle Pines. Second best BFF draw (once again, I’m showing my C.P. roots here): Joe Kid on a Stingray – The History of BMX. Growing up, there was an indoor BMX course right next door, in Lino Lakes. Kids in the C.P. loved this stuff. Too bad the BFF curators didn’t go the route of the 1986 BMX flick Rad, which yielded the hit-song Send Me An Angel and was probably the most inspiring bit of bike culture for me and my freestyling clan.

    In any case, the BFF starts tonight and lasts through the all-day Bike Block Party on Saturday.