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  • Timmy on Taxes

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    Ready. Aim…

    A big whoop engendered yesterday by the Growth and Justice gang’s ad in the Strib yesterday indicating the willingness of 200 upper income Minnesotans to pay more tax to fund education, transportation and health care got the expected response from Tim “I answer only to David Strom” Pawlenty: “If those people want to send their checks to the state, I’ll pose with them for a photo.”

    I can’t figure why I’d want a picture of me with Pawlenty, other than for target practice. (I once used a picture of the actress Lily Taylor that I picked up at a Walker screening for a target at the range, so why not? It’s just paper.)

    I should disclose that I was one of the signers of the ad, although I’ve long since stopped being a higher income Minnesotan. I did it not because I want my taxes raised, but because, since taxes have been lowered here, things have begun to go to hell. We need only look at the idiotic attempt to get contractors to bid on the remake of the Crosstown Highway-35W interchange–and finance it themselves–to see where Pawlenty’s tax cuts have left us.

    If you want further evidence, you could of course look at property tax increases of 10-12 percent per year in Minneapolis–a regressive tax if there ever was one–that comes about as a feeble attempt to make up for the state aid the city used to get.

    Since we got Timmy Taxcut, we’ve got fewer police, (and surprise! more crime.) We’ve got Minneapolis libraries that are only open 3 days per week, and we’ve got a transportation system that is costing us millions in lost productivity and fuel waste. But at least we can take the time we’re sitting dead on the freeways to count our tax savings.

    If everyone on that list of people who signed that ad would do as Timmy says and send in their check, the math tells us that would amount to $1.2 million. (200 earners of $300,000 each sending in 2 percent.) Indeed that entire amount is about 12 percent of what Minneapolis needs just to restore library service to what it was before the state cut off the funds.

    Of course, I’m willing to bet that group puts its money where its mouth is in other ways. I’m fairly familiar with the Minneapolis Library’s situation and there are a lot of those names on the big donor wall in the new library–among and right along side of the taxpayers of Minneapolis who voted to raise their own taxes to build the thing.

    My next contribution, though, is going to be to whoever can beat Pawlenty in November. We need a leader here, and he just doesn’t have anything deeper than the sound bite mentality of his childish response.

  • From Arbus to Zero for Conduct

    For those of you who cherish your brain cells, the moguls in Hollywood have chosen to cut us a break this weekend, leaving the big-budget extravaganzas alone, and giving us… well, virtually nothing. There’s a lot of movies around town, but I think your best bet’s at the Walker Art Center. If it were me, I’d take my honey out to my favorite restaurant, go for a stroll through the sculpture gardens (just to check out the approaching sunset and have some good conversation time), and then go for a major wig-out with the Diane Arbus exhibit. Arbus is perhaps my favorite photographer. Our own DeSmith had an intriguing observation about Arbus–I can’t wait to come up with my own.

    It’ll also be a trip down memory lane. When I was an impressionable youth, I used to pore over a book of Arbus’ photos that my Pop had. They freaked me out to no end, and gave a sad kid with freashly split folks a sense that maybe being f’d up kept you in good–if not interesting–company. In fact, I used to try to look like a so-called freak in the mirror, hoping that I would somehow appear just weird enough for an Arbus to photograph. A lack of sleep helped with the bags under the eyes and a woeful countenance. Nowadays I can achieve the effect with too much gin and an early morning.

    Anyway, after that, I’d probably haul my girl to see Zero For Conduct, playing every hour on the hour in the Walker’s Auditorium. Zero is the harrowing story of a rebellion in a boy’s school in France, directed by Jean Vigo. Vigo only lived long enough to make this and L’Atalante, one of my all time favorites. Like Arbus, Vigo had an eye for the beautiful and the grotesque–just look at Michel Simon and his barbarous sailor, and Dita Parlo is at turns ravishing and disturbing. I expect no less of Zero and all its angry children.

    Life has kept me from making my way in to see Zero, but I will this weekend, the last time before I head to the deserts of Saudi Arabia. If you’re desperate for my reviews (which would make me worried about your mental health), I’ll have a few coming while I’m gone, from Superduperman Reruns to A Scanner Darkly, the former god-awful, the latter pretty good. But go see Diane and go see Zero; you deserve to treat yourself to something truly amazing for a change.

  • A Power Hitter Needs A Proper Name

    Justin doesn’t cut it.

    Every high school football and soccer team in America has a half dozen Justins on its roster, and the name reeks of suburban privilege. It’s a boy-band name, and I’d love to see Justin Morneau go in a different direction.

    Granted, the big Canuck seems to be doing just fine right now, but he does have other options in the name department. He was, after all, born Justin Ernest George Morneau, and either of the lad’s two middle names would be preferable to his current handle.

    George Morneau is decent, certainly, if a bit flat-faced and bland. And Ernest Morneau would be a solid name for a Canadian novelist or outdoor columnist, but is perhaps a little too stolid for a modern day slugger.

    Ernie, though, Ernie Morneau; there’s a good baseball name. It has a nice throwback ring to it, and would be perfectly suitable for a heavyweight boxer, a barroom brawler, or a Major League masher.

    I’m guessing Ernie Morneau would hit ten to fifteen more homeruns a year than Justin Morneau.

    Easily.

  • Pink in the face

    Since I don’t often plug charity events, and am starting to feel as though I’ve got a hardened, black heart, I thought I’d pass along this info about an event happening tonight at the grandest she-palace in all the Twin Cities, Alfred’s Grand Petit Magasin.

    Before I get into the event: This magnificent store, in Edina, is sort of fashioned after Barney’s or Fred Segal, although it’s infused with a little more Parisian flare. I guess you could say it’s the last ridiculously high-end outpost on the prairie, catering to the sorts of local ladies who might travel to the coast, or even abroad, to form fall wardrobes or decorate their homes for the season. The place is decked out with a cafe, a stationery section, housewares, furniture, jewelry, a clothing section (my fave-or-ite!, except that it looks to be a little heavy on the over-embellished as of late, and I’m trying to stay away from that stuff), and even a basement filled with vintage goodies.

    If you haven’t already guessed, Alfred’s is not the sort of place to bring your thoroughly masculine friends.

    In any case, the event, called Pink Party, is a fundraiser for Hope Chest for Breast Cancer and, let’s see, it’s in the shape of a champagne and dessert party. Do not be fooled if your boyfriend or husband has a sweet tooth or likes swilling bubbly. This ain’t for him.

  • Glad And Sorry

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    When he came up through the tunnel, the darkness had not yet lifted and the cicada were still in full damp rattle.

    The heat had broken in the night, and the coolness was stirring up an apparational moving fog, heavy, moist. The street lights were dropping fuzzed cones of grainy and ineffectual light straight down into the fog.

    Across the street he could see the smeared neon in the windows of the slaughterhouse bars and diners. A laugh broke like a whip and set off a dog somewhere out in the neighborhood beyond. From the stockyards he could hear the sleepy and pleasant idling of freight trains, readying to move out across the plains and into the mountains.

    At the mouth of the tunnel there were two children huddled in rain slickers, shaking little UNICEF cans. There was nothing in his pockets but blood. His pants and socks and boots felt sodden.

    He couldn’t stand to change and shower in that filthy locker room with all those bellowing and exhausted men. Every morning he liked to be the first one up the tunnel, the first one home in bed next to his wife as daylight made its appearance at the windows.

    He would be drifting off to sleep as his wife dressed quietly for mass and kissed him goodbye.

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  • Sometimes Children Thrive in Darkness

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    Pinocchio, 1940. Directed by Hamilton Luske and Ben Sharpsteen, written by Aurelius Battaglia, William Cottrell, Otto Englander, Bill Peet, Erdman Penner, Joseph Sabo, Ted Sears and Webb Smith (all that for an 88 minute film!). Featuring the originally uncredited voices of Cliff Edwards, Dickie Jones, Christian Rub, Walter Catlett, Charles Judels, Evelyn Venable, Frankie Darro, and Mel Blanc.

    I’m a jerk: this title isn’t even available on DVD. You can rent it on video at any major chain or check it out at your public libraries.

    What do we give children today to help them keep in touch with their melancholy nature? They can’t go to movies anymore, not with such sunny fare as Cars and Over the Hedge. They can’t read new books, as they’re now penned by the likes of Madonna, a woman trying desperately to recapture a childhood she likely never had. Maybe children go to the museums to ponder life and death, their own frustrations, to cringe at the intense sunlight and lonliness in a van Gogh, as a three-year-old friend of mine once did.

    Fact is, I don’t have a clue–recently visiting children weren’t interested in reading E. B. White or Saint-Exupery, and mother warned that Pinocchio is too scary. Too scary? When I was young, the menace and the emotional reaction were just what I needed to help me grasp the perils of real life.

    Pinocchio opens with Cliff Edwards’ rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star”, a jolly tune that is here pensive and not the upbeat crap you hear at Disney’s themeparks. We see Jiminy Cricket, a depression-era grasshopper, with holes in his gloves, his shoes coming apart, looking for a place to crash for the night. He ends up in Geppetto’s toy and clock shop, a dark place, where strange faces loom in the shadows, everything lit by the dying embers of a fire. It is at once warm and mysterious–it is the perfect hideaway for children.

    We all know the story: poor old Geppetto and his silly cat, Figaro, and sexy fish, Cleo, live by themselves in the toy store. Geppetto makes a little wooden boy, a puppet he names Pinocchio. As he readies for bed, he wishes on a star that Pinocchio would become a real boy, and, of course, in the night the Blue Fairy descends and makes the wooden boy come alive. There’s a bonus: he can become a real boy if he proves himself Brave, Truthful and Unselfish. Thus begins Pinocchio’s adventures with Jiminy Cricket, who has been given a new suit of duds and has been designated his Conscience.

    The film is episodic and really bizarre, with horrible climaxes building and building on one another. Pinocchio tries to go to school, but is intercepted By Honest John and Giddy, a fox and cat who are nothing more than petty criminals looking to score some quick dough. Singing “An Actor’s Life For Me!” the pair convinces Pinocchio, the innocent, to go with them, where they sell the boy for a pittance to a horrible, bellowing man named Stromboli.

    This whole time, the sun seems barely to have broken through the clouds in Pinocchio’s world. His Conscience, Jiminy, is a man of vanity, yearning for a gold badge that states he’s the conscience, and a bug who ogles after the girl puppets in his charge’s show–a sexually charged scene that includes can-can girls, cute milkmaids, and svelte Russian ladies who wiggle their behinds and coo “I’d cut my strings for you!”

    All this captured with probably the finest animation in history, backgrounds fraught with detail, the steps of buildings sweating in the humidity, faces everywhere, the grain and scratches on wood surfaces reflecting the dim light. And children have probably never been given a main character whose clumsiness is as touching as Pinocchio’s–you can see the boy discovering the limitations of his physical body, and his utter confusion in trying to figure out the path between right and wrong.

    But what makes me believe that Pinocchio is the greatest film for children is its underlying message: that evil cannot be defeated, that it lurks everywhere, and that only through the love of friends and family can it be endured. The stakes only get higher and higher for our poor hero–from the goofballs Honest John and Giddy, to the bullying Stromboli, to the Coachman whose goal is to harvest children, hauling them off to Pleasure Island. With its giant pugilists and solemn-faced wooden indians hurling cigars at the kids, Pleasure Island is not just a playground for truant children, but a taste of the adult world as well–and I suppose you could argue that when the kids get turned into donkeys, for sale to the salt mines, it’s a metaphor for the life of toil that faces the uneducated.

    The film culminates in a vision of biblical evil, with Pinocchio fighting a giant whale named Monstro, who has somehow swallowed Geppetto and his fishing boat. The underwater scenes are mind-boggling, but even more, they’re scary–the film is relentless in what it puts its young audience through. Eventually, Pinocchio saves his father, but not before we’re treated to an image of the boy face down in a tidepool, dead.

    I will grant you that Pinocchio has its odd moments, its weak parts–as usual, Disney doesn’t trust women, giving us only the virginal Blue Fairy and the whorish puppets who are stand ins for actresses in general. Mothers are never present in old Walt’s films, for whatever reason, but then again, Geppetto is a strong case for the power of single parentage.

    But Pinocchio has always haunted me, through my formative years and even into adulthood, this cartoon of shadows. It scared me when I was a kid, and it scared me a bit last night when I watched it again. I think about it when I’m worried about the world; I think of it when I’m worried about children. And I think of it when I see adults who act like children, who seem to want to retreat to Disneyworld and forget that there’s a world out there–perhaps that’s their own little Pleasure Island.

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  • How's it growing?

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    I’ve been to the Mill City Farmers Market over the last two weekends. I’m very happy with the blue sheep’s cheese from Shepherd’s Way Farms and the great-for-ice-cream milk from Cedar Summit Farms. I was going to give it one more weekend and blog about my planned yak’s meat purchase, but now there’s Gertrude.

    I bought an heirloom tomato plant, and because I can’t remember what kind it was I’ve dubbed her Gertrude. I know I’m late to the planting game. I can’t seem to get my act together this year, even for the ultimate reward of fresh tomatoes. But there she sits in a giant terra cotta pot on my patio, sunning herself far away from the greedy, evil bambies and bunnies. And now I worry.

    Is she getting enough sun or too much? How many times a day should I be watering and if it rains what does that do to the watering schedule? Maybe it’s because I have this one and only plant that I’m obsessing. Maybe it’s because I feel that as a food person, I should be able to bring forth food from the earth with aplomb and grace.

    In an effort to find out Gertrude’s lineage, I began scouring the websites of the vendors for the market. Maybe I’d recognize a name, a farm logo, something to jog my caffeine addled brain.

    That’s how I found Gardens of Eagan and their farmer blogs. I’m riveted by Atina Diffley’s passionate race to save organic fields from the pipeline. But I’m nearly addicted to Laura Ferich’s telling of the second year on her Loon Organics farm. Her love of eating what she’s growing, the guarded excitement over the purchase of farm equipment, concern for bugs and all that needs to be done in a scant 18 hour day has me hooked.

    Most people don’t know about the toil that goes into farming, even now that small farms and organics are becoming chic. It’s like the chef thing: the splashy media doesn’t really want to talk about time spent cleaning squid.

    The more I read about all they do to make a life out of organic farming, the more I feel that Gertrude’s going to be just fine….

  • Juked For Joy

    Several months back, I managed to straddle the divide between the good and bad, young and old concert-going experience in just one evening. It’s no coincidence, of course, that I was still 29-years-old back then–well on my way to becoming the “Snack Wells and Cat Lady” I would be at the stroke of thirty. In any case, the evening started at the Nomad–not a bad place to hear music, mind you. I do have fond memories of catching ska concerts there back when it was called Five Corners.

    I can’t recall which band was playing this night, but I do remember them being so loud as to cripple the conversation I was trying to have with a hot’un 25-year-old at the bar. (I first spotted him on MySpace and then worked the courage. Last time I’d ever try that one.)

    The deafening decibels got old after so long, even while ogling the mop-haired cutie didn’t. I eventually went for a stroll, ending up at the The Viking Bar (1829 Riverside Ave.) a few blocks over, where a trio of gray hairs were plucking swing and bebop at reasonable, acoustic levels. As I’m sure you can imagine, the evening turned on its head just then and improved ten-fold, despite the fact that, by then, I was in the company of a pity-partying, forty-something divorcee. But I was able to ignore him, mostly, because the music was so good. And while I didn’t exactly get out of my seat and dance that night, I did bounce around quite a lot.

    I bring this all up to plug The Viking Bar’s Wednesday night Jackson’s Juke Joint concerts–yet another series of grown-up music events. Tonight brings the First Annual Rock & Roll Polka Fest with Daddy Squeeze’s Polka Pals plus the Tin Star Sisters. It all starts at a very reasonable 7 p.m.

  • So You Were Saying

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    This is mine.

    This. This word. These words. They are mine. They belong to me.

    Increasingly they may be the only things I can claim with any certainty. They come from me, from the mysteries of my blood, from the contents of my brain, welded together by the sparks traveling in my nerves and up and down my spine.

    They are things that happen to me, and more and more now they move unbidden from my lips and fingers. I don’t know anymore what I’m thinking until I see what I say or write.

    I need to breath to keep producing words, need to keep getting up and sitting up, need to keep taking a pen in my cramped fingers and confronting blank pages.

    The words serve no real purpose other than to remind me that life is still happening in my head, that my brain is still seeing something that it accepts as the world, and that it is still wobbling through that world along the margins of consciousness.

    It is helpless to do otherwise.

    This, and only this, is all mine. That sliver of moon belongs to the thing my brain accepts as the world, as do those branches moving in the breeze and those planes dropping from the sky. And all of these other things with which I am surrounded –the books, records, photographs, and clothing– will someday belong to someone else.

    But these words, they will always be mine. Only mine.

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