Category: Blog Post

  • Internationalism threatens America

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    Julie Quist wants to save your children from the horrors of knowledge about other countries.

    A story in the Strib today mentioned growing opposition in some quarters (such as the sixth district Republican ones that nominated Michele Bachmann for Congress) to the growing trend in Minnesota school districts to adopt the International Baccalaureate method of teaching.

    According to the opponents cited in the Strib, the IB is “un-American” because it “teaches global citizenship as a priority over American citizenship,” according to Julie Quist, VP of EdWatch, a conservative advocacy group.

    You may remember Julie as the wife of Allen Quist, the leader of the radical conservative attempt to take over the Minnesota Republican Party, and the Republican endorsed governor candidate who, thank God, lost the primary to Arne Carlson in 1994. (If you want to remember what that was about, look here.)

    If you want our state to be the international subject of ridicule, like the cretins in Kansas who wanted to teach creationism, look no further than the cretins at EdWatch. They are out there and want inform all education by the jingoist and radical Christian agenda they’re pushing. Now didn’t we just get all upset when the Saudis were doing the same thing?

  • Sit down for this

    I don’t go out nearly as often as these posts might have you believe. And as I grow older, I find myself becoming more and more of a “coach potato,” sprawled out leg-long, eating chili-cheese chips, and watching second-rate DVDs some nights, when I’m not out trolling for stories or reviewing theater productions. So, while the Goldstein Museum’s just-opened 125 Years of Sitting exhibition isn’t exactly exciting to the movers and shakers of the world, pursuers of the art of sitting, such as myself, should find it interesting–situated as it is in the city that houses famous chair-designer Bill Stumpf.

    Yaaaawn.

  • Social rank demerits

    Man do I want tickets to Saturday night’s Symphony Ball! Mostly because it’s the closest thing Minneapolis has to the Costume Institute Gala, and the Strib folks always end-up doing some sort of fashion run-down after the fact. I wonder which over-embellished, designer dresses have been plucked off the Oval Room eighty percent-off rack in anticipation? But alas, I am not young-n-pretty or old-n-rich enough to afford tickets. I’m stuck at that strange, in-between phase–no longer an ingenue, not yet a dame. Sigh.

    I’ll make do with these other goings-on: Petrified Forest at Gremlin Theatre (another freelance stint) (also, sorry not to link, but the Gremlin website appears to be down), Pine Eyes at the Walker, and, hopefully, drinking copious quantities of grand margarita in my friend’s backyard.

    The wish list: West Bank Story at Bedlam Theatre–I’ll see it some other weekend, and Ralph Stanley and the Clinch Mountain Boys at the Cedar.

  • Of Witches and Ice Cream

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    It’s hard enough to find a good Ice Cream Social anymore, let alone an Ice Cream Social associated with a beautifully enigmatic water tower.

    The familiar icon of the Prospect Park/East River Road neighborhood is locally referred to as The Witch’s Hat and Friday is its day of days.

    One day a year the tower opens and admits the curious. We get just one chance to see the blooming cities from under the black peak. And in celebration there’s ice cream! And brats, and popcorn, and more ice cream! Don’t even get me started on the good luck of finding a Cupcake Walk among the games and festivities.

    Once you’ve climbed the tower and milled around with neighborhood residents, seek out another gem of the area, Signature Cafe, and hold down a perfect patio table while plotting your own neighborhood Ice Cream Social.

  • pockets of the city

    One of my favorite scenic runs is along the stone arch bridge/west bank/mill ruins corridor–mostly because I so love seeing the Mill City Museum from this vantage. Same goes for the new Guthrie. But it’s truer of Mill City, or at least it has been for the past several years. The building is especially beautiful!

    Today there are two opportunities to give mad love to Mill City–other than running. First, the, ahem, Hopefuls are throwing a concert in the ruins courtyard… again. (Nevermind my cynicism. These concerts have been quite lovely.) Two, for the more wonky types, Thomas Meyer, the architectural mastermind of MS&R, the firm responsible for the Mill City Museum development, will be in-conversation with another architecture Tom–Thomas Fischer, dean of U of M college of architecture, at the Walker Art Center.

  • Tasty Reads

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    By the way, that’s not me, that’s my Tummy-Double.

    Yes, I read cookbooks from cover to cover, like a novel. Truly, I snuggle down into the couch with a big glass of wine and read them, skimming the recipes while conjuring events and parties that might support my new creations.

    Now that June is upon us, I can justify purchasing a large quantity of books: It’s my summer reading/entertaining stockpile. Clearly I’ll be too busy poolside with my Pimm’s Cup to make it to the bookstore before people just start showing up and demanding food. So I hunt and gather.

    It helps that the New York Times Sunday Book Review last week was their food issue. Tra la la!

    I’ve pretty much read this one already while standing in Barnes & Noble. Hungry Planet: What the World Eats is magnetic. With pictures of global families surrounded by the food they eat, it draws you in and hooks your stomach to someone else’s half-way around the world.

    I’ve also paged through The New American Cooking. I love how it shows the beautiful diversity of our culinary landscape.

    I am so excited to read The Omnivore’s Dilemma. I truly think one of the most vexing questions in the universe is “What should we have for dinner?” This looks to be an insightful and interesting discussion of what we eat and why we eat it.

    The Nasty Bits by Bourdain promises to be good. I like his writing more often than his television, but appreciate the raw attitude always.

    The Reach of a Chef: Beyond the Kitchen. Filling out his chef-trilogy (Making of a Chef, Soul of a Chef) Ruhlman always manages to nail the fish to the table.

    I Love Crab Cakes! because I love Tom Douglas!

    I met this firecracker of a Japanese woman this past winter and now I can’t wait to swim through her book, Harumi’s Japanese Cooking.

    I can’t take my eyes off it, I’m a complete rubber-necker for the world of competitive eating. So is Ryan Nerz as displayed with Eat This Book (not the Tyler “tough-chef-walking” Florence book).

    A History of the World in 6 Glasses. Because everyone needs a signature drink, dahling.

    The Brewmasters Table is on my list because sometimes there’s nothing that will cure a summer day like a Trappist Ale. But what to eat? Some may bemoan the lack of recipes, but I’m keen on taking his food/beer pairings and creating my own dishes.

  • And at its Center, A Confused Man

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    The Third Man, 1949. Directed by Carol Reed, written by Graham Greene (with uncredited help from Alexander Korda and Orson Welles). Starring Joseph Cotten, Alida Valli, Trevor Howard, Bernard Lee, Paul Horbiger, Ernst Deutsch, Siegfried Breuer, Erich Ponto, Wilfrid Hyde-White, Hedwig Bleibtreu, and Orson Welles.

    With the person of Holly Martins, Graham Greene created a character I can relate to more than anyone else on the silver screen. Holly is:

    Lonely,
    Confused, and
    In Over His Head.

    Just like I am on most days. That’s one of the reasons why I love The Third Man more than any other movie.

    Just look at Joseph Cotten as Holly Martins. His loping gait, sour mug, his desire to come to the bottom of a mystery while at the same time failing to realize he will never get to the bottom of any mystery, ever. Look at him drinking, trying to bully those people who will not be bullied by the likes of him. Holly Martins: a fellow lost in his dime store novels who can’t do the right thing if was written on a bank note, locked into a safe and rolled over on him. Holly Martins: split into a million pieces, loyal to a friend he barely knows, just as easily in love with a woman he’s just met, ready to turn the world upside-down for a secret he doesn’t even come close to knowing.

    Holly came to Vienna to get hooked up with a job. Vienna is a lovely wreck, quartered in the wake of the Second World War, run by the Americans, Brits, French and Russians. It’s a city of great secrets, a city desperately trying to keep its head above water. Holly doesn’t know any of this, nor does he care. His old pal from school–Harry Lime, you know, the guy who could get away with anything–wants old Holly, the dime store novelist, to write propaganda for his medical organization. There goes Holly, full of spit ‘n’ vinegar, fresh off the train, walking under ladders, and then, whoops, dumbfounded when he hears his pal is dead, struck down by a car and carried to the side of the road by two men.

    The Porter of Lime’s apartment, informing Martins of Harry’s death: “He is,” says the Porter, pointing up, “how do you say, in hell?” Pointing down. “In heaven?”

    That’s bad. Holly has no money, no prospects, and since he dropped everything to come to Vienna, why, now what’s he going to do? Look at him, right there, standing at the funeral service, eyebrows furrowed, looking like the lovely dimwit that he is. Who can’t feel for this noble dope? He sees Lime’s girl Anna for the first time, falls in love with her in an instant. Major Calloway of the British forces is also at the funeral, feels sorry for the poor Holly, and asks him along for a ride to town and a free drink.

    Holly will drink all right. And then, when Major Calloway informs him that it’s probably to the world’s benefit that a rogue like Harry Lime is dead, Holly tries to punch the captain. And fails. In fact, Holly gets punched, shot at, chased, and bitten by a parrot. Worst of all, he falls as deeply in love as he is capable. All the while he can’t protect himself, can’t do anything but shadow box. And lose.

    Amidst the ruins of this once-great city, Holly bumbles around trying to get to the bottom of his friend’s death, which he believes was a murder. Government officials and evil henchmen in rabbit-fur coats and bow ties ignore him for the most part, both suggesting he should leave, but both realizing he probably won’t amount to much whatever his choice. Holly can stay or leave for all they care.

    He’s a hack writer who’s so oblivious he’s unable even to lecture a group of bookworms about “The Crisis of Faith”, even though that title sums up his situation perfectly.

    Like a hero from the cheap Westerns he’s moderately famous for, Holly goes in search of Lime’s murderer without bothering to consider who might get hurt or even destroyed. The more involved he becomes, the more trouble Anna gets into (for the fake passport Lime created for her). It takes hours of discussion and piles of evidence to convince Holly that Harry Lime was a monster, selling diluted penicillin for an outrageous price, a practice which maims or kills the young children to whom it is administered. When he’s convinced, he’s fully convinced… until the next day. Holly’s a weathervane, unable to see Vienna, unable to see Anna, unable to grasp anything. Look at him stumbling through the ruins of Vienna, her wet cobblestone streets filled with abandoned cars, half her buildings blasted apart. Notice the bent old woman straining to push an abandoned Merry-Go-Round for her child, who sits atop the plastic horse looking bored. The old man selling balloons–to whom? We see this and are moved; Holly can’t see past the end of his nose. And yet we’re still moved.

    Look at Holly there, leaning against a fence at the train station. He can’t save his girl from the forces of evil, from the lugubrious forces of bureaucracy, from the whims of her damned heart. “I could stand on my head and make all sorts of comic faces, and I wouldn’t stand a chance, would I?” he asks Anna. Of course not. For that’s Holly all over–a collection of parlor tricks, and when the shit hits the fan he’s bewildered and helpless. She loves an evil man, why can’t she love him? But Holly isn’t a good man or an evil man. Nothing he does in this film on his own works out; nothing he’s prompted to do does either. He gets his man, but at what cost? The reality is that Holly doesn’t even know himself.

    In the end, virtually no one was saved. In the final shot, Alida Valli marches toward the camera with a melancholy determination, right past Cotten, as the leaves tumble slowly around her. The black market still operates, children will live and die, Anna will grieve forever, and Holly’s work is as meaningful as those dead leaves. Holly just watches her go, and does nothing. After all, there’s nothing he can do.

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  • Pine Eyes

    I’ve reserved a special place in my heart for the St. Paul-based Zeitgeist new music ensemble, probably because cultivating new classical and chamber music seems like such a long row to hoe. Have I mentioned how I hate the term ‘classical music,’ by the way? Probably. The folks at Zeitgeist prefer “new music” or alternately, “the music of our time” (get the name Zeitgeist). But popular music listeners hear new music all the time, of course. It’s just not as often that we hear it performed by a woodwind, piano, and two-percussionist quartet.

    I was quite pleased last summer, when I first learned that Walker Art Center would be co-presenting a new Zeitgeist-mastered piece. Happy to see our hometown players reprezent on the largely international Walker stage. Trend Alert: This is going to be another one of those “evening-length, multimedia” pieces that the Zeitgeist troupe is so fond of, with something for the eyes, something for the ears. Full sensory immersion. Nothing gets bored–except, perhaps, for the sniffer. (And I’ll decline to note which theaterhouses smell…. But you know who you are!)

    Whatever the intentions of Zeitgeist, the evening-length, multimedia pieces I’ve seen have been nothing short of fabulous. Mary Ellen Child’s Dream House and Zeitgeist’s own Shape Shifting come to mind. This newest one, Pine Eyes, is based on Pinocchio, and it features music composed by Martin Bresnick and video by Puppetsweat. Zeitgeist, of course, plays the tunes. There’s a behind-the-scenes look called “The Making of Pine Eyes” that’s happening tonight at the Zeitgeist home studio in lowertown, Studio Z. Northwestern Building – 275 E. 4th Street, St. Paul; five bucks; 651-755-1600.

    Pine Eyes then plays June 3.

  • No, Truly, It Breaks Your Heart

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    Never quite the bottom, and still rising. That old mystery: buoyancy. The body’s ability to float, the mind similarly gifted.

    Emerging in a green world, seemingly intent on growing ever greener. The clear, bright splendor of other blooming and glistening things. The furtive kingdom, underworld, underfoot, moving in the shadows at midnight, creeping in the wet grass.

    How much around us is ignorant of all the stuff that hardly matters? What do you care? How much? Show me, please. Catalog your cares. Defend your carelessness.

    When the sun goes missing, gets overrun, falls, sinks –what becomes of your heart? Can you see in the dark, sense the things still moving, growing, settling, quietly disappearing? How would you characterize your retreat?

    Go ahead, keep it to yourself, hold it all close. You’ll be carried along nonetheless; you’ll go somewhere whether you like it or not.

    Older, you start to recognize the obvious and unavoidable things that have been there in you all along. You aren’t what you once were. The seasons startle you like never before. You can’t sleep through the sun.

    And every morning you open the closet and confront your stories. Your old shoes –there seem to be more of them by the year– are your most reliable historians, prompts, the scrapbook of who and where you’ve been and what you’ve allowed yourself to love.

    And the thing is, it doesn’t make you sad at all anymore, or barely.

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  • A Miscellany After a Busy Weekend

    A long weekend and I’m still tired. Guests on the horizon–four adults, two children, and a pair of eight-month old twins–and I haven’t yet mowed the lawn, cleaned the house, or etc. Had the movies I sat through this weekend warranted discussion, you’d have a pair of reviews. However, they stank, so I’ll spare you the titles, and the details.

    What I have for you is a few links to other sites that have actually done their work lately:

    WellesNet, the Orson Welles web resource. Frankly, the guy who runs this amazes me–how he manages to post something new about the big boy (my favorite filmmaker in case you hadn’t guessed) nearly every day is baffling. Yet he does. Today’s entry is OW’s wonderful speech for receiving the American Film Institute’s Lifetime Achievement Award. The guy was eloquent, you have to admit.

    From one of my addictions, the New York Times Obits: Paul Gleason (Paul Xavier Gleason, to be exact) died, famed for playing Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club; as did Ted Berkman, who wrote Ronald Reagan’s fabulous Bedtime for Bonzo.

    In July I’ll be reviewing two of Preston Sturges’ great films, Sullivan’s Travels and The Lady Eve, which the Walker will screen in Loring Park this July. Check out the Sturges website in the mean time.

    That’s all for today. Over and out.