Category: Food and Drink

  • Sweetness and Lime

    There are three golden things that never perish: gold, honey, and the sun. An archaeologist friend of mine once put this to the test. She was excavating at the Bronze Age citadel built at Mycenae during the Greek Civil War when her team came across a large jar full of honey. They agreed it would be a pity to let the honey go to the museum, so each morning they had some for breakfast. It was delicious, but it took them most of the season to get to the bottom of the pithos. When they did, they rather regretted their self-indulgence. For what they found at the bottom was an offering to the chthonic gods: the well-preserved bones of a small child. It was quite some time before my friend could be induced to eat honey again.

    For Greeks and Romans, bees and honey were special. Honey, they thought, came from heaven, like dew. (“Pour upon us the continual dew of thy blessing,” says The Prayer Book of 1662.) And bees had a perfect polity, everyone with a place and everyone in her proper place (even the gentlemen of the Drones Club), all ruled equitably by their king. No one tumbled to the sex of the queen bee till the 1670s, when a Dutchman, rejoicing in the name of Jan Swammerdam, peered down an early microscope to dissect and draw a queen bee’s ovary, which, so he calculated, contained more than five thousand eggs.

    I learned early to respect the political judgment of bees. The tyrannical headmaster of the boarding school where I spent the years seven to thirteen kept several hives, and one afternoon as he was pumping smoke into them the bees turned on him in their thousands. He became an apian pin-cushion and had to be whisked off to the hospital and dosed with antihistamines. In the long run it did nothing to improve his temper, or temper his countenance, which was the color of port wine (yohoho, his nose doth show how oft the black jack to his lips doth go). But it put the old brute out of circulation for an appreciable stretch, so preventing him from caning us.

    The sweetness and light our ancestors had from bees was, of course, not all metaphorical. Beeswax made candles and much else, and honey was the principal sweetener of food until the eighteenth century, when imports of cane sugar from the West Indies began arriving in bulk. It is amazing how thoroughly sugar corrupted eighteenth-century taste. The sugar basin of a Georgian tea set is huge, out of all proportion to the teapot or the fat-lipped cream jug; the tea Jane Austen sipped was a syrup. After dinner, eighteenth-century men drank Madeira and port, but they also drank mountain, a super-sticky dessert wine from Málaga in southern Spain, and Marsala, a ditto from Sicily. The Royal Navy ran on rum.

    With corruption of taste went corruption of language. Sweetness came to mean simply the presence of sucrose. An earlier age was subtler. When Horatio says, “Good night, sweet prince,” to Hamlet’s corpse, he is not inferring that his royal friend had a high concentration of C12 H22 011; it was more a matter of the air that breathes upon a bank of violets, stealing and giving odor.

    All of this came to mind as I was trying to describe the nose and initial taste of an excellent 2001 Chardonnay, Broquel from Argentina (around $15 locally). Others I consulted named fruits. The word that came to my mind was “honeyed.” Not sweet like the sugar-water that oozes from the nozzles protruding from the trepanned plastic bears you buy in supermarkets. But fragrant like lime flowers or thyme—the stuff, in fact, which bees collect and pack so neatly in the pouches on their little thighs. (Even Virgil knew about those, but for the full story, try A Hive of Bees by an apiarist called John Crompton.)

    There is nothing flimsy about this wine, which makes it quite unlike the penny-plain Chardonnays you often meet at dull parties. The color is that of wheat straw. There is a faintly smoky aroma and a firm grip on your tonsils as you swallow; then suddenly you are left with freshness. I found it strong enough to stand up to chicken thighs roasted with salt and fresh limes. It would be equally fine with green salad or sharp cheese. In Mendoza, where it originates, it is now late in the southern spring; no doubt there are flowers on the foothills of the Andes. This is a wine which will clear the indoor indulgences of a cold and cloying yuletide. Look on to April and his showers sweet.

  • Profiles in Chocolate

    You need to kick-start your life, no? Aren’t you searching for that mystical buzz of inspiration that comes with seeing others achieve their dreams? Well, cheer up, Charlie. For a lucky few in our Twin Cities, and far more in places across the country, the dream of a creative and self-determined life has been found in chocolate. Job growth for chocolatiers is due, in large part, to the ever-growing fascination with food—and there’s plenty to explore when it comes to this ancient, mysterious treat. Once an earthy, spicy aphrodisiacal drink for Mexican royalty, chocolate has been transformed over the centuries into a common delight, made sweet and milky to suit the masses. The early nineties kicked off a chocolate renaissance, now in full flower, that has many erstwhile Hershey’s eaters discovering—and creating—the world of superior-quality, artisanal chocolate. For those who get hooked, it’s an obsession as wide-ranging and complex as wine connoisseurship.

    Dark chocolate never really went out of favor, at least not with us true chocoholics, who could be found gnawing on the “baking chocolate” behind closed drapes. But our day has come. We can now saunter into fine chocolate boutiques that are popping up all over and not only select dark chocolate with confidence, but revel in the choices among premium, extra-bitter, and extreme darks. Traditionally, cocoa beans from around the world have been commingled to balance the strong and mellow flavors, but the new desire for “single plantation” cocoa has allowed the intense, heady flavors of the Venezuelan bean to be celebrated alongside the subtler, fruitier Indonesian variety. Even some of the milk chocolates are made with extra cocoa solids (the combination of cocoa and cocoa butter that makes chocolate, well, chocolate) that deepen its flavor.

    Given the varying percentages of cocoa solids, myriad handcrafted processes, and a host of herbs and other unique flavorings, there’s no shortage of opportunities for a chocolate experience that can verge on the religious. As we’ve seen with the cheese, wine, and coffee industries, piquing the interest of the Foodie Generation has become quite lucrative for the boutique producer. Whether it’s a need for something unique, something different from what they had as kids, or an ever-evolving palate that desires to be challenged at every turn, or simply a search for an increasingly incredible chocolate high, there are salivating legions opening their wallets for the next big chocolate thing.

    With his national Fancy Food Show Award and spots on the Food Network, Brian McElrath is one of the luminaries among the local chefs, visionaries, and Wonka wannabees who are creating a sweet life for themselves as chocolatiers. McElrath and his wife and partner Christine Walthour-McElrath began crafting innovative chocolates eight years ago. It is a success story that began with a frustrated chef who climbed the culinary ladder as far as it could go, and found himself unsatisfied with (and unchallenged by) the day-to-day of running a restaurant. Craving more creativity and self-control, McElrath threw his life into chocolate. A rough first year in business, including a family illness, proved no match for the drive and passion the husband and wife team feels for this sweet trade.

    For some reason, I have this impression that artisanal chocolatiers should be dark and brooding, like Ecuadorian cocoa, but Brian is an ebullient redhead. He is duly intense, but also firmly rooted in the belief that chocolate should be fun. Like a true visionary, he is continually seeking to deliver singular experiences for the palate. Zinfandel, kaffir lime, cayenne pepper, passion fruit, and lavender are just a few of the ingredients in his cutting-edge confections. While a box of B.T. McElrath truffles usually makes it to my dinner table at the end of a good meal (minus the zinfandel-balsamic ones, which never make it out of the market parking lot), it is their ridiculously dense, all-butter toffee that I keep stashed away from undeserving guests and kids’ sticky fingers.

    Then there’s Mary Leonard, an erstwhile marketing executive. She found herself at a career crossroads when she had to build a fictitious business to test some software. Making use of her degree in food science, she used a chocolate company as her model. Leonard grew so excited about her fabricated company, much more so than about the software, that she decided to turn it into a reality. Now Chocolat Céleste is working through its fourth holiday season, and Leonard has found her calling. Her fresh cream truffles are silky, rich, and handmade every day on University Avenue. Seasonal favorites include the zippy Red Chili Pepper, Pumpkin Spice, and Cranberry Nut truffles.

    But the most distinctive thing about Chocolat Céleste is Leonard’s natural desire to teach. She holds chocolate tastings in her gorgeously turned-out factory/store (she bartered truffle-making lessons for architectural services), showing people the differences among chocolate varietals. She’s also become known for her classes on wine and chocolate pairings, given in-store or privately. Call it the business end of a chocolate bar. Leonard understands the power of knowledge, and knows that her product isn’t for the Chunky Bar bunch. By welcoming people to her chocolaterie and allowing them to smell the toasty aromas and understand the nuances of the bean, she is both creating a craving and meeting the demand from a new generation of educated consumers, who will find it difficult to turn back to a waxy Hershey’s bar.

    It was a tractor accident that became a defining moment for Deirdre Davis and Allen Whitney, one that slowed their hectic culinary careers (she was a restaurant manager, he a chef). They decided it was time to create something that would make them, and others, smile. River Chocolate Company was born with a true-hearted mission: to create world-class traditional chocolate with local and organic resources. If you can catch her at the St. Paul Farmers’ Winter Market, Deirdre will tell you all about the rich, local creams and butters they use. Or the organic fruits and fair-trade flavorings like Madagascar vanilla and Vietnamese cinnamon, which make a difference both to the chocolatiers and their recipes. River Chocolate seeks out single-plantation cocoa beans, which rewards small-scale producers while delivering a more intense, uniquely flavored chocolate. Although their truffles and brownies are beyond killer, it’s their amazingly luscious chocolate sauce tinged with zingy flavors including Moroccan orange, cinnamon, and dark-roasted Kenyan coffee. Sure, you could heat up this stuff and pour it over ice cream, or maybe spread it on shortbread, but in my house the most popular accompaniment is, simply, a spoon.

  • Anyone for Dominoes?

    Other countries’ politics are always a mystery. Of course, it helps to know some history. Then you can at least ask how they got here from there, rather than merely measure how different they are from us, how they fail to meet our highest standards of democracy, feminism, etc.

    But even disinterested interest is sometimes thrown for a loop. Take the recent debate in the Turkish Parliament about making adultery a criminal offense. Most English-language coverage of this unlikely proposal considered its impact on Turkey’s application to join the European Union. A rationale was suggested by a brisk reflection on honor in the villages as described in the novels of Yashar Kemal–and yet there was clearly still more to the politics of this proposal.

    American politics can be just as mystifying for foreigners–even for helots who have lived here for decades. Some years ago the London Times published a piece explaining President Carter’s reasons for not attending the funeral of President Tito of Yugoslavia: “Mr. Carter believes in the sanctity of motherhood and therefore sent his mother to the funeral. The affection he feels for her is not universally shared in the United States and is not widely understood abroad.” Quite so.

    Maybe it is incomprehension on this level that is behind poll results recently released by the BBC World Service. The BBC reasoned that the Rest of the World were the consumers of American foreign policy and so asked its listeners whom they would vote for as president of the U.S. If the Rest of the World had votes, the result would not be encouraging for Current Resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. N.W.

    My guess is that the Rest of the World simply does not see the point of recent U.S. foreign policy. It’s decisive, of course; in Iraq it has decided the fates of between ten thousand and twenty thousand people of several nationalities. But its apologists explain it in circular terms, with a persistent resistance to facts that might only serve to “confuse” the issue. It’s as if history was, or ought to be, a series of self-fulfilling prophecies.

    Some of us in the Rest of the World actually feel as if we have been here before. There was just this sort of circularity about the Domino Theory. You remember–nothing to do with pizza, but the Cold War notion that the Reds would pick off adjacent countries one by one and that the West was fated to try to stop them. The trouble is, Russians play chess, not dominoes.

    Wine talk, too, can often seem circular when it gets separated from confusing facts like what the liquid in your glass actually tastes and smells of. It is easy for those not paying attention to what they are drinking to think that they are tasting what they have been told they ought to be tasting. Which is why I mention a pleasant surprise I had the other night: a single-variety cabernet sauvignon I really liked. Often, the pure cabernets of California seem overpowering, like a new friend from the West Coast who is trying to tell you too much all at once. The great winemakers of Bordeaux don’t use pure cabernet; they blend it with the blander merlot, so tempering the angular character of the cabernet.

    What I was expecting, then, after reading the label, was something with an edge. Instead, I encountered Taft Street Cabernet Sauvignon, a rich, round red (well, almost purple, actually) from the Russian River Valley–the limit of Russian expansion down the California coast from Alaska in the nineteenth century. The soft edges of the taste have a charm that does not weaken the central strength of flavor characteristic of cabernet. If one were not operating a motor vehicle (or a foreign policy), one could drink quite a lot of this, with pork or beef or cheese, even with turkey (no, Jessica, the Rest of the World does not have Thanksgiving). And it’s priced so that many can afford to do so.

    The name Taft Street comes from the road in Oakland where the company was founded. President Taft was a Republican; he was also the incumbent president who received the fewest electoral college votes when he stood for reelection (eight to be precise–Utah and Vermont). What the Rest of the World does not understand about the electoral college could be measured by the imperial gallon. One might be happier not thinking too hard about it, but rather getting into bed gratefully with a bottle of this pleasant red. Oblomov rules, OK?

  • Filberts Are Hazelnuts Are Filberts

    Europe changes you. No one can deny that. You may go the first time with a young, cynical it-can’t-be-that-big-of-a-deal complex. They have churches. So what. You’ve seen churches. Stuff is really old, you get that, but what does Europe have that we don’t in the U.S.? And then it sinks in. Maybe while drinking your first liter of true German beer, or walking down a street that existed before people knew the Earth was round, you begin to understand your place in the world. Paintings, books, and, yes, churches glow with enhanced meaning and substance. Upon your return to the New World, in order to enlighten the poor bastards who stayed behind, you stop by the local market and buy a treat for your friends, a piece of this singularly amazing and eye-opening event. You buy them Nutella.

    Chocolate for breakfast? Give me a break and keep your Cocoa Krispies. Once again, the Euros have bested us. Try a warm, crusty slice of bread slathered with silky, melty Nutella first thing in the morning and tell me your day doesn’t go better. But it’s not about the cocoa—this is no gooey Hershey’s syrup kind of moment–it’s about the hazelnuts. As the “original hazelnut spread,” Nutella has served as a daily fix for generations of Europeans who have long known what Americans are just discovering. Complex and distinctive, the hazelnut that deserves a higher spot on the flavor chain.

    There’s no doubt that Europeans have a more intense love affair with the hazelnut because it’s been growing in their neighborhood for thousands of years. The moist air of the Mediterranean region is perfect for the cultivation of the hazel. And the nut’s flavor and beautiful aroma, which was first unlocked by the roast-happy Romans, gave it a cultish status. Soon the wood from the hazelnut bush was being used for witching rods to find valuable minerals and rich soils. Supposedly possessing mystic powers, the nuts were burned to enhance clairvoyance and used in marriage ceremonies as a charm for fertility.

    There’s another mystery to the nut, which is how it became known as a filbert. Its Latin name, Corylus, comes from the Greek korys (helmet), which led to the enduring “hazel” from the Anglo haesil (headdress), all of which allude to the husk that shelters the nuts, between one and four of them, as they grow. Some think “filbert” comes from the German word vollbart (full beard). More popular is the theory that the nut is named in honor of St. Philibert, a canonized King of Normandy, whose feast day is August 22, just the time the nuts ripen for harvest. Believe what you will. Perhaps the bigger question is how anyone can believe that the filbert is an acceptable garnish to a vodka gimlet.

    Turkey produces most of the world’s crop, followed by Italy…and then our own Oregon! (Wild hazelnuts used to be common in many parts of the U.S., until a blight wiped out most of the strains.) Hazels, which grow within their husks on a shrubbish sort of tree, thrive in these areas because of to the moist air and temperate climates. Each region produces its own variation of the original species, with different flavor profiles. Turkish nuts tend to be smaller and more intense, while Oregon crops are bigger, meatier, and have a milder flavor.

    The folks at Badgersett Farm, a private research farm in southern Minnesota, believe that hazelnuts are our salvation. Because standard agriculture involves tillage and harms the best soil, they believe that woody agriculture,” which causes less erosion, is superior. Supported by the Minnesota Institute for Sustainable Agriculture, the farm has successfully planted European and wild American hybrid hazelnut bushes; while their methods aren’t totally organic, they encourage birds, insects, and frogs to help the plants survive without the use of herbicides and pesticides. If you’d like to get your hands on some, check the farm’s website, www.badgersett.com, for updates about availability.

    Call it a filbert or a hazelnut–just don’t define it by the cloyingly sweet stuff shot into your latte. Versatile and spunky, the nut can be used in all areas of cooking. Toasting is the best way to heighten its essential oils, bringing out its distinctive flavor and aroma. All you need is a 350-degree oven and about five minutes. Post-toasting, remove the papery skins by slipping the nuts into a dish towel, letting them cool for a minute, and rolling them around in the towel. Then toss the toasted treasures into a butternut squash soup with a hint of cinnamon. Or use them instead of croutons in a hearty salad featuring winter greens and a hazelnut oil vinaigrette. Crushed with dried ginger, they make a delicious coating for a roasted pork loin. Pulverize with a little oil, some garlic, and fresh parsley, and you’ve got a rich pesto for pasta with dried cranberries.

    If you’re sticking to your new Euro-trash image, you’ll take your hazelnuts with an edge of sweetness. That means dipping biscotti into a latte spiked with a hazelnut liqueur, like Frangelico (not Torani syrup). Toasted hazels can be paired with raspberries, chocolate, dried fruits, chocolate, Turkish delight, and chocolate. Let’s face it, Nutella isn’t just for breakfast anymore.

    Hazelnut Spread
    (A Nutella Upgrade)

    3 oz. chopped dark chocolate
    1/2 c. heavy cream
    1/2 c. hazelnuts, toasted and ground
    1 T. vanilla extract
    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spread hazelnuts on a baking sheet and toast in oven for up to six minutes, till nicely browned. Remove from the oven, wrap them in a dish towel, allow to cool for a few minutes, then roll them on a countertop inside the towel. Place the skinned nuts in a food processor and pulse until completely ground.

    Set aside.

    Chop chocolate, place in bowl, and set aside. Over medium heat in small sauce pan, bring cream to a gentle boil. Remove from heat and pour over chocolate, stirring lightly to ensure complete melting. Let stand for at least one minute, and then whisk until smooth. Blend in ground hazelnuts and vanilla.

    Cover and refrigerate for about an hour, or until mixture is of spreading consistency. Toast bread, slather with spread, bite off of chunk, groan with pleasure.

  • The Taste of Place

    There is a Gresham’s Law in music; bad tunes drive out good. On Sunday you hear a competent choir render a subtle and melodious anthem by Herbert Howells. You are then obliged to join in a repetitive praise chorus of the sort whose words and tune suggest that the righteous are those who have enjoyed a double lobotomy. Guess which piece you are still humming come Wednesday.

    Of all the world’s annoying tunes, even worse than the song that never ends (it goes on and on, my friend), the ditty that annoys this noisy oyster most is the one about this land being my land. It’s not just the uninventive tune and bumpy rhythm, it is also the grotesquely all-embracing claim made by the words. They are as vapid as the line of Schiller made famous by being belted out at every performance of Beethoven’s Choral Symphony, Diesen Küss der ganzen Welt—This Kiss to the Whole World. How could anyone, even a tenor going all out and backed by the full faith and credit of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, possibly offer osculatory satisfaction to the entire population of the planet at a single instant? I ask you.

    Love of land, like kissing, has to be specific. “Breathes there the man with soul so dead/Who never to himself hath said/This is my own, my native land!” Not that it has to be one’s native land. Generations of northern Europeans have loved the Mediterranean; for every Browning that prefers British buttercups (“the little children’s dower”) to the gaudy melon-flower, there is a Goethe with an ache for the land where bloom the lemon trees (though not all anatomize their Sehnsucht with the same cloying attentiveness).

    Love of specific places, like all love, can lead to anguish. Think of Derry’s walls. Or consider the pain (for all concerned) of Serbian attachment to Kosovo, scene of their tragic defeat by the Turks in 1389. You have only to see Behind Enemy Lines (or read a decent newspaper) to know about the horrors of Srbrenica; there are websites maintained by professional Byzantine scholars that catalog the devastation recently wrought upon medieval Serbian art and architecture.

    Any human love can be distorted. But in a pure form, the essence of a place appreciated for itself, without emulation or rancor, is a thing of beauty. Wine folk have a word (French, naturally) for the unique quality of a particular place that alone can produce a specific complexity of flavor. It is terroir, the character of a particular piece of terrain, its soil and geology, its climate and micro-climates, the entire physical condition of the place.

    Nowhere is terroir more celebrated than in Burgundy, that celebrated swath of eastern France, which produces some of the most expensive wines in the world. The geology here is Jurassic limestone (the Jurassic Era was not invented by Mr. Spielberg but is named after the nearby Jura Mountains), but there are fine gradations of soil chemistry and chalkiness, not only from north to south but also up and down the broad, vine-clad hillsides.

    Generations of agricultural ingenuity, beginning with the monks of medieval Cluny and Citeaux, have married the Pinot Noir grape to this complex landscape. In more recent times the vineyards have belonged to a maze of small proprietors, a complexity reflected in the system by which their wines are named, each “grand cru” having its own characteristic terroir and taste. I shall never forget the concatenation of complexity and power issuing from a glass of Corton Les Marechauudes 1964.

    Alas, such experiences, at least for the likes of you and me, are rare. If you have not heard of a grand cru Burgundy, you cannot afford it. But there is red Burgundy of a more generic character that can also give great pleasure, especially with cheese or meat. The good and the best are not enemies. It is quite possible to enjoy a Burgundy Passetoutgrains, like the excellent example from Robert Chevillon available locally for less than $15, without insisting that place does not matter and thereby declaring war on terroir.

    Nor does it involve assenting to the old saw that “good wine needs no bush.” Burgundy Passe-toutgrains is made mostly of the Pinot Noir grape, though it is permitted to add some Gamay, the lighter-flavored grape characteristic of the Beaujolais region. Buy some, you’ll like it. Well-made wines, unlike cheap music (“extraordinary how potent cheap music is”) and bumptious politicians, do permit variety.

  • Back to the Future

    When you take stock of your life, you often start to appreciate the things you’ve taken for granted. At thirteen thousand feet above sea level, I had a moment like that. Walking over Dead Woman’s Pass on the Inca Trail, heading to Machu Picchu, I began to feel really lucky to have had such a great tomato soup for lunch. And I felt grateful for good shoes, butter, duct tape, and thick, juicy, oxygen-drenched air. Usually such moments of deep appreciation are followed quickly by profound sorrow for those who cannot enjoy the things I love, like people who are compelled to buy fat-free cheese or those who shun the WB. I often feel bad for people who can’t (gluten issues) or won’t (carbo-phobia) enjoy a tasty hunk of bread, and I find myself wishing they could have been up on that Peruvian mountain pass with me—not just so that I could playfully dangle them off a precipice, but so they could see that the answer to their happiness lay at my feet.

    Quinoa is the next big thing. Beyond being fun to say (KEEN-wah), this diminutive, disc-shaped grain has restaurant industry insiders and foodies all atwitter. Remember when everyone was gushing over heirloom tomatoes, and then later it was Meyer lemon this and Meyer lemon that? Quinoa is on the cusp of becoming the next “it” ingredient. (Charlie Trotter? Already a fan.) What’s funny is how this newcomer to the American food scene is not new at all. In fact, the renaissance of quinoa will be rooted in growing traditions that date back seven thousand years to pre-Incan villages high in the Andes.

    In Quechua, the Incan language that is still spoken today, quinoa is known as chisiya mama, or “mother grain.” Incan emperors planted the first quinoa seeds of each season with a ceremonial golden spade, and the solstice was marked with offerings to Inti (the Sun) of golden chalices overflowing with quinoa.

    In fact, the very sacredness of this nourishing, vital, and versatile plant, capable of growing wild in adverse conditions, may explain why it was “lost” for hundreds of years. When Pizarro and the Spanish overtook the Incan civilization, they found not only treasures of gold, but also the riches of a structured agricultural system centered on three staples: corn, potatoes, and quinoa. Spanish rule required the suppression of much local culture, and historians speculate that marginalizing the mother grain was a political tactic to dishearten the Incas. While the Spanish moved much of the food production to the lower valleys, where European livestock could flourish along with the more popular corn and potato crops, the production of quinoa was left to the remote villages and peasants at high altitudes. Like many peasant foods, the grain came to have a social stigma that it is only just beginning to shed.

    Quinoa is not a true cereal grain like wheat, but rather a fruit in the chenopodium family. The plant is an annual herb that can grow from three to six feet in height, with its seeds clustered at the end of the stalk. Although the leaves are edible, the nutritional profile and versatility of the seeds make them the “superfood,” one that supplies nearly all life-sustaining nutrients. Quinoa is much higher in protein than other grains, offering roughly twice the amount found in barley, corn, rice, and some forms of wheat. And it’s high-quality protein, with an essential amino acid balance close to the ideal. High in fiber; rich in iron and calcium, vitamins and phosphorus; tolerated by most who are allergic to cereal grains—this is the little grain that could. Its carbohydrates even fall into the “good” (low glycemic-index) camp.

    Equally important as the nutritional benefits is the survivalist nature of this plant. Unlike most food crops, quinoa thrives on low rainfall, high altitudes, thin, cold air, hot sun, subfreezing temperatures, and even sandy, alkaline soil. In fact, in 1983 a drought in Bolivia caused a widespread loss in potato and barley crops, but there was nary a blip in quinoa production. Some areas even produced record yields. Quinoa also produces its own pesticide: saponin, a bitter-tasting resin coating the grains, which must be thoroughly washed off before eating. Some say this laborious process has hindered the marketing and acceptance of quinoa, but others argue that saponin effectively repels birds and insects and is far preferable to insecticides.

    Recent projects have helped to bring quinoa and the families that grow it back from the brink. In central Ecuador, the Heirloom Quinoa project is working to produce indigenous varieties with a superior flavor, like the quinoa of the ancient Incas. Inca Organics is the Chicago-based importer that has helped to reawaken the spirit of quinoa and revitalize communities and families that take part in preserving their traditions. Inca Organics’ whole-grain and flour products are available locally at Lunds and Byerly’s, under the Bob’s Red Mill label.

    Now that you’re happily on the quinoa trail, where can it take you? Sure, quinoa is nutritious and hardy—but the true beauty of this little grain is its adaptability. As a flour, quinoa brings a tender, moist crumb to most baked goods and can be substituted for nearly any grain in most every recipe. A bag of whole-grain quinoa is just the ticket to further spark your creativity. It can be prepared like risotto with stock, yielding a soft and un-gummy dish. You can eat it sweet (like a rice pudding) or savory (as tabbouleh with herbs).

    The soft, slightly nutty flavor of this grain finds companions in many dishes and ingredients. For a prime example, check out the lobster and quinoa entrée offered at Cosmos, in which the supergrain gently supports the flavorful butter-poached lobster, giving the dish a sense of both the earthy and the ethereal. It’s only a matter of time before you see quinoa popping up on other fashionable menus. And once people start preaching the quinoa ethos, you will calmly nod in agreement, as your Incan spirit has already been well-nourished.

    Basic Quinoa
    • 1 cup quinoa (whole grains)
    • 2 cups water
    If you’re using Bob’s Red Mill quinoa, you are good to go. With other brands, be sure to thoroughly rinse the grains to remove the bitter saponin. Bring quinoa and water to boil in a saucepan. Reduce to
    a simmer, cover, and cook until all water is absorbed (10-15 minutes). The grains will “uncoil” and turn translucent.
    Tips:
    • For a nuttier taste, toast the quinoa in a hot, dry pan before cooking.
    • For an earthier taste, use mushroom stock instead of water.
    • Prepare basic recipe, then sauté with leeks and garlic in olive oil over medium heat.
    • For baking, stir in cream, press the mixture into a baking dish, top with pesto and Parmigiano Reggiano. Bake at 350º for 20 minutes.

  • Gourmet a Go-Go

    What price a good meal? The question posed in the preface of The American Home Cookbook of 1932 is readily answered by its publishers: “Barring the obvious cost of materials, there is that priceless ingredient—interest.” Oh, those sage prophets of cookery books replete with gems like deviled sardines and jellied venison. They had no idea how “interest” (to put it mildly) in a good meal would come to be a defining characteristic of the latter half of their century. The simple idea of paying attention to one’s food, seemingly radical for that generation, was destined to evolve into a burning curiosity—even an outright obsession—that would fuel a number of industries, usher in the era of the celebrity chef, set off a paradigm shift in farming, and ignite an American food revolution. And it was all started by a sassy, 6’2″ coed who used to sneak into speakeasies.

    Julia Child, who passed away this August, is clearly the mother of the revolution. For every morsel of foie gras, every slice of flourless chocolate torte, we owe her. During a time when the American cuisine meant hot dogs, frozen dinners, and Velveeta, Julia coaxed us to embrace the leek and demand it from our grocer. For those whose nonna didn’t teach them how to cook, she was a comforting mother figure to count on in a weekly timeslot. She not only demystified the process of cooking, but with her easy, convivial ways she educated a generation in the art of good eating. It’s not about slapping a protein, a starch, and a veg on the plate and eating in front of the TV. It’s about appreciating what every ingredient has to contribute, about the joy of the perfect bite in which a host of flavors commingle symphonically, about the complex passion of creativity and the simple delight of sharing meals with others.

    As the interest in fresh and exciting food developed, the focus turned from eating in to dining out. The eighties’ money glut, which spawned the desire for luxury versions and designer brands of everything, caused a surge in high-end restaurants. More people had more cash and they wanted a slice of the good life accompanied with good food. Dining became an event in itself and chic eateries tried to outdo each other with extravagant wine lists, daring menus, and funky concepts that would lead to the sometimes scary world of “eatertainment.” Well-heeled investors threw money into restaurants that they could show off to their friends. The Young Turks in the kitchen began stacking food into elaborate towers, melding French creations with Asian dishes in a flurry of fusion, debuting exotic ingredients flown in from all corners of the globe (enoki mushrooms, huitlacoche, eel skin). All of a sudden, food had a pedigree, and so did those who prepared it.

    Much credit for chefs’ elevation to celebrity status has to go to a short Austrian cook who became one of the most recognizable names in America. It helps that Wolfgang Puck rose to fame in Los Angeles, the locus for the cult of personality, where he turned the idea of fine dining on its ear by opening Spago. The glitterati expected a typically elitist, uptight gourmet restaurant; he gave them patio furniture, familiar but ultra-fresh ingredients, and, most shocking, an open kitchen that allowed diners to experience the sights and smells of the food being prepared. He gave them what they didn’t know they wanted, which is clearly one way to become an icon.

    With the rise of other chefs—Charlie Trotter in Chicago, Daniel Boulud in New York, Todd English in Boston—people began to define food and cooking not by country of origin but by vision of chef. No longer held as chain-smoking misanthropes with scowling demeanors to be hidden behind the line, chefs have risen to the station of “artist.” This transition is easily understood when you consider that theirs is an accessible art. Few people have money to spend on fine art, and many wouldn’t know what to buy if they did. Sculpting or composing music is not a daily activity for most of us. We do regularly eat and cook, though, and virtually anyone can get a reservation at Babbo in New York and sample Mario Batali’s silky, vibrant puttanesca, which is cause for a moment of reverence—a work of art in its own right. It’s this unique intimacy and accessibility that makes us keenly appreciative of those who can turn out culinary creations beyond our own capabilities.

    For true food zealots, the chef is a shaman, a guide on the path to finding the divine in the daily details of life. On a more worldly level, we want the food to bestow upon us not only flavor, but sophistication and the superior sense of being in-the-know. Stylish food and smart restaurants carry a pedigree that reflects on us; name-dropping (“this is a Jamie Oliver recipe”) wins you kudos and credibility. In the era of the Food Network, what you eat says as much about you as your clothes or your car.

    We like to think that our children’s pop stars are disposable, and that our allegiance to a celebrity chef is as unwavering as his line of frozen soups. But is it? The world of food now produces a steady stream of media sensations. Last October, the venerable Gourmet notoriously posed a quintet of chefs as rock stars on its cover—and then offered a feature story not on their expertise but on the photo shoot. Julia’s humble public television show has evolved into the Food Network, an essential element in creating buzz and cultivating “foodies.” Emeril, the network’s early poster boy, now plugs Crest toothpaste. There are book deals, cookware lines, movie cameos, talk show appearances, and other amazing opportunities for the chefs-of-the-moment. As long as they don’t mind spending much less time in the kitchen.

    With all this exposure, chef has become a dream job, right up there with NBA superstar, although seemingly much more attainable. Countless cooking schools have opened across the country, and competition to get into the most venerable institution, the Culinary Institute of America, has reached Ivy League levels. As accountants and teachers chuck their former lives to follow their “passion” for food, many find that the actual work—hours on their feet peeling dozens of shrimp and chopping hundreds of onions—is far more grueling than throwing a dinner party; as a result the dropout rate for culinary schools is also higher than ever.

    The “Almost-Famous Chef Competition” is simply the next logical step in this conflation of media and celebrity and food. Lucky finalists from various national cooking schools are sent to celebrity-chef boot camp, where they spend a weekend with renowned chefs and media wranglers who offer culinary newbies valuable advice on creating buzz, working it for the camera, and dealing with agents. Students are also judged on their success in creating a stunning dish in record time—but it’s the chef’s “star potential” that is worth twenty percent of the total evaluation.

    It’s only fitting that the competition is held in Las Vegas, which, in its most recent reincarnation has styled itself as a paradise for gourmands, built on the foundation of celebrity chefs. Wooed by hotels like the Bellagio, big names throughout the country have opened outposts in Sin City. With Tom Collichio down the corridor from Todd English and across the street from Jean-Georges Vongerichten, it’s like a chef’s shopping mall. While some have flourished in the desert heat, others, like Charlie Trotter’s, have already closed. Critics have described the trend as a bait-and-switch deal: Once the restaurant is open, the renowned chef jets back to his landmark establishment, abandoning the Vegas joint to management by support staff and using it as a cash cow to fund other ventures. Is this where the food revolution is headed? Is its future in the hands of media darlings who believe their own press and feel free to slap their names on any old burger to keep the masses on the hook?

    There are, of course, larger lurking questions: Who is really
    cooking your food? Bobby Flay is ubiquitous on the Food Network and Iron Chef, but can you ever glimpse him in his kitchen at Mesa Grill? Are those paying top dollar for the name of a celebrity chef getting their money’s worth? Those questions are especially germane right now with regard to the buzz surrounding Thomas Keller. As head of the French Laundry in Napa Valley, Keller became known for controlling the entire experience of his restaurant, from the linens to the lingonberries, and creating a cult-like following among patrons and employees alike. One critic even deemed the French Laundry the Best Restaurant in the World. Then Keller opened Per Se last spring in the vaunted Time Warner complex in Manhattan, leaving his Bay Area following befuddled: How could he adjust the garnish on their truffled duck confit from three thousand miles away? It’s more than a certain bitterness in having to share their signature Keller salmon cones with New Yorkers—there’s a fear that the artist has sold out to fame and fortune and that his art will suffer. But the best chefs know that strong leadership and inspiration are the keys to running a great kitchen, whether they are present or not. Keller, and others like him, can flourish in multiple locations as long as people believe more in the food on the plate than the name behind the line.

    As always, a true revolution is rooted with the people. While the splashy side gets played out on TV and in top-dollar restaurants, the real change comes from millions of eaters buying the books, watching the shows, and upgrading their kitchens at Williams-Sonoma. A generation of latchkey kids with working mothers who didn’t have time to cook makes for a beautifully blank slate, eager to try new foods and cuisines. Leaders like Alice Waters and Tom Douglas have promoted the values of organic, locally produced ingredients, and the information age has furthered our interest in food beyond its flavors and textures. We want to know its nutritional value, where and how it was grown, which farming methods were used, for whom it was named, and what role it played in history. So another question may be: Are we consuming or are we being consumed?

    The local version of this national drama includes small-scale but nationally recognized artisans, such as B.T. McElrath Chocolates, and processed-food legends like Pillsbury. Some chefs find stardom here—Tim McKee of Solera is one of Food & Wine’s “Rising Stars,” and it’s looking like David Fhima is almost our own Rocco DiSpirito—and yet we allowed the cutting-edge Aquavit to close. The Oceanaire Seafood Room, Campiello, Caribou Coffee, and Buca di Beppo, now recognized across the country, started right here at home. In the recent documentary Eat This New York, two Minnesota boys go through the hell of opening their own little bistro in New York. In a way, they embody the ever-striving, hard-working Minnesota ethos that has helped shape our food scene. We are always dreaming of being a part of the big time, but it’s often the smaller starts that shine brightest.

    The key to living the good life, however, comes back to a lesson Julia taught us: All things in moderation. Man cannot live on béarnaise sauce alone; burritos and M&M’s still have a rightful place in many a food lover’s diet. But for those who happily claim to be clinically food-obsessed, there is no better time than now. The term “new American” refers not to T.G.I. Friday’s, but to restaurants that are turning out fearless food with remarkable flavors that challenge the eater’s expectations. Our cuisine is ever-evolving, much like our obsession with fame, new and shinier icons, and the search for the best of everything. Who knows what’s next, celebrity auto mechanics?

    Stephanie March is The Rake’s food columnist.

  • Mellow Pinot

    The late summer evenings take my mind back thirty years to a leafy lane on the Devon-Dorset border, the western edge of the countryside familiar to readers of Thomas Hardy’s novels. We had spent the day otter-hunting, the finest of all forms of venery, requiring intimate understanding of the habits of the otter, but offering little threat to the animal’s life. The sport, alas, was on its last legs. A combination of the pesticide DDT (causing sterility all the way up the food chain) and the escape of American mink from fur farms (causing loss of habitat) had reduced English otter numbers to a condition from which they have taken a whole generation to recover. Nevertheless, we had enjoyed a grand day not merely looking at nature but being part of it.

    Now we stood in a grassy, gritty lane as the last of the sunlight filtered sideways through the elms (there were still elms then), waiting for the rickety old red van, filled with straw, which would take the hounds home. The pure-bred otterhounds, large, lop-eared friendly beasts with Afro-curly coats, nuzzled our thighs, hoping we still had some of our lunchtime sandwiches left. The Master of the Hounds, a genial man with an outdoor face and the finest note on a hunting horn I have ever heard, had fallen into conversation with an older man who had come upon us in the lane.

    It was the older man who caught and held my eye. He was tall and dignified, dressed in the English country manner: cloth cap, good tweed coat, corduroy or cavalry twill trousers (I can’t remember which). They talked of the usual country things—the harvest, the weather, the local fox hounds—though not, I noticed, of their families. A cloud of reserve seemed to hang over their kindly courtesies, as each spoke with studied care. Eventually the older man resumed his walk and the Master turned to us. “That was Colonel Dugdale,” he said softly. “He did everything for those girls.”

    Everything promptly fell into place. The newspapers had been full of one Bridget Rose Dugdale, who in the course of getting a degree from Oxford and a doctorate from London University, had got the idea that her life should be spent supporting the cause of the Irish Republican Army. At the time the IRA was short of cash; no doubt the Irish bars in certain American cities were not taking enough in and Colonel Qadhafi of Libya was feeling parsimonious. Anyway, Dr. Dugdale burgled her father’s country house and stole the family treasures. Later she was one of a gang that broke into a big house near Dublin and made off with some really good pictures, including a Vermeer. The thing about Vermeers is that there are not very many of them—perhaps thirty-six. The old Dutchman painted them to give mankind joy, not to provide collateral for the purchase of armaments.

    I am not clever enough to debate the ins and outs of the Irish Question. What lingers in the mind is the immense sadness which surrounded the father. No wonder he was reticent, even by English standards. More than anything it was his hopes, it seemed to me, that had been stolen from him.

    To have your hope taken away is not natural. It is not an everyday tragedy, the sort of sadness that Hardy, more than most poets, perceived beneath the decencies of country life. Losing hope is like losing the companionship of your shadow. This seemed to me a tragedy caused by an idea. The Turks have a saying, balik bashdan koka— “the fish begins stinking from the head.” There’s nothing harmless about ideas.

    Good then to commend to you a wine that goes straight to the heart. It is a Pinot Noir from California, but drunk blind you would think you were in the presence of a burgundy as elegant as Proust’s Madame de Guermantes. The pellucid red, pale around the edges, is the color of good burgundy; it makes the polish on your glass shine brighter, not like the oily integument of port, still less the limpid trout-stream blue of gin. There is a whiff of oak, a slight and pleasing sweetness, and a lingering wininess which rises right through the sinuses as though you were Caruso or Gigli projecting a top “D” from between your eyebrows (any tenor will tell you what I mean). This nectar is the 1998 vintage from Seven Peaks (no, not Twin Peaks), a winery in the Central Coast region of California. It would go well with any mellow cheese, say Stilton, Gorgonzola, or Brie. May you mellow well with it into autumn.

  • The Upper Crust

    Just about everyone can name someone they know who hates meatloaf. Or yogurt, I bet you can find someone in your circle who categorically hates yogurt. But I dare you to locate someone who hates pizza. Sure, you can find a friend with tomato issues or one of those poor, lactose-intolerant freaks who cries if cheese is even in the room with them, but that’s not the same, is it? When you’re a kid and you get all A’s: pizza party! When you’re sheet-rocking your buddy’s cabin: pizza break! When you’re an agoraphobic, what keeps you alive: pizza delivery! Is it the delectable complexity of combinations or is it the mind-blowing simplicity of bread with toppings? Whatever it is, pizza is the 24/7 chow that has conquered the world.

    Even though you can find pizzerias from Bangkok to Biloxi, pizzas are generally thought to be Italian in origin, which is generally true. Throughout antiquity, especially in the Mediterranean region, people used flat bread as a plate, and the Egyptians were believed to celebrate the birthdays of their pharaohs with flat breads seasoned with herbs and spices. The pita, an obvious relation, had been eaten for thousands of years all over the world before it was brought to Italy by soldiers from abroad.

    Though there’s no Big Bang theory that applies to the invention of pizza, the style we know today came together in Naples, which is commonly acknowledged to be the pizza capital of the planet.

    In the 18th century, it was known in tradesmen’s circles that the poorest sections of Napoli had the best food (a tradition that endures in many large cities). The flat pies were sold as street food by young boys who ran around with tin stoves on their heads. In 1830, Antica Pizzeria Port’Alba became the first pizzeria. They used a large round brick oven to fire their instantly famous pies—which they are still churning out today. Some people believe that it is this wood-fired cooking method that make Neapolitan pizzas the world standard. Others attribute the San Marzano tomatoes that grow in the volcanic soil of nearby Mt. Vesuvius, lending them a soft lusciousness. Still more swear by the pure buffalo mozzarella and its tanginess that makes any cow’s-milk imitation taste like wallpaper paste.

    Here in the Land of Opportunity, Lombardi’s opened on Spring Street in New York City in 1905 with its very own brick oven. Of course, New Yorkers like to claim they’re responsible for giving pizza to America, but credit should again be given to the Italians. Stationed in Italy, World War II GI’s took advantage of the local fare and brought back a hunger for the easy meal. It wasn’t long after the war (1958, to be precise) before two young brothers, still enrolled at Wichita State University, came up with a winner of an idea we’ll call Pizza Hut. Two years later, two Wisconsin brothers came up with a little brand we’ll call Tombstone.

    Pizza innovations have since proliferated, with deep-dish, stuffed crusts, dessert versions, BBQ style, “gourmet” white pizza, and all manner of other gussied-up folderol. Truth be told, the version that you can get delivered to your door in thirty minutes or less has almost nothing to do with the original idea of pizza, and I’m not just talking about the aberration that is Canadian Bacon and Pineapple. What was once a healthy, fresh repast is now helping to pad your ass. The gang at the Center for Science in the Public Interest (they were the ones who made you scared of movie popcorn) notes that just one slice of the Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s pie packs the fat of an entire McDonald’s Quarter Pounder. And I bet you don’t pick up a second QP like you pick up a second slice. Not one to mince words, Jayne Hurley, who headed the pizza study at CSPI, says, “You need cheese stuffed into a pizza crust like you need reverse liposuction to force more fat under your skin.”

    Provoked by this obscene permutation of their national treasure, the Italians formed the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana. A governmental DOC (denominazione d’origine controllata) organization like the ones that protect the names “Chianti” and “Parmigianno Reggiano,” the VPN sees its mission as one of preserving simplicity and authenticity. The dough must be shaped by hand, without a rolling pin. The pizza must be baked in a wood-fired oven, without a pan and should be “soft, well cooked, fragrant and enclosed in a high, soft edge of crust.” Graciously, they allow that “all types of pizza are agreeable to basil leaves.” To be able to call yourself a true Neapolitan pizza joint, you must become a certified member of the VPN with a trained pizzaioli (pizza maker) on staff.

    Count yourself among the lucky, because Punch is a local outfit that is one of a handful of American members of the VPN. Not only do they turn out a dough that is soft and well cooked, but they proudly import the San Marzano tomatoes and authentic mozzarella di bufala which make their pies undeniably the best in the city. Pizza Nea is also turning out great wood-fired pies with astonishing toppings and innovative combinations. If you love a pizza not for the crust but for the sauce, then the Savoy Inn in St. Paul has the fresh, spice-laden stuff of dreams. Fat Lorenzo’s in Minneapolis comes in a close second. All these places will give you something the big chains can’t: texture and flavor that aren’t suffocated by heavy swaths of bland cheese.

    If you’re under house arrest, you too can have flavorful pizza without delivery or DiGiorno. Pizza dough is the essence of simplicity: flour, water, yeast. If you have the cash, you could invest in a miraculous, top-of-the-line Mugnaini oven direct from Italy (their national distributor happens to be right here in town). Otherwise, you should definitely pop for a pizza stone. These flat round stones heat up in your oven before you place the pizza on top, simulating the bottom of a brick oven. While it can’t cook your pizza in ninety seconds like the Mugnaini, it will help to elevate the crust to near-VPN standards, bringing you that much closer to true pizza perfection.

    ~Neapolitan Pizza Dough~

    Makes four nine- to ten-inch pizzas

    It’s best to use a blend of cake flour and all-purpose flour to achieve a Neapolitan-style crust. This tender dough stretches more easily and has less of a tendency to spring back onto itself, making it easier to wield and shape.

    1 teaspoon active dry yeast
    1-1?4 cups warm water (105ºF)
    1 cup cake flour (not self-rising)
    2-1?2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
    2 teaspoons salt
    Olive oil, to grease the bowl

    Sprinkle the yeast over the warm water in a measuring cup. Let stand one minute or until the yeast is creamy. Stir until the yeast dissolves.
    In a large bowl, combine the cake flour, 2-1?2 cups of the all-purpose flour, and the salt.

    Add the yeast mixture and stir until a soft dough forms. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead, adding
    more flour if necessary. Work until smooth and elastic, about ten minutes.

    Lightly coat a large bowl with olive oil. Place the dough in the bowl, turning it to oil the top. Cover with plastic wrap and set in a warm, draft-free spot and let rise until doubled in bulk, about 1-1?2 hours.

    Punch down the dough with your fists (quite gratifying). Cut it into two to four pieces and shape into balls. Dust the tops with flour.
    Place the balls on a floured work surface and cover each with plastic wrap allowing room for expansion. Let rise sixty to ninety minutes, or until doubled.

    While patiently waiting for dough to rise, place a pizza stone with dusting of cornmeal in oven on the lowest rack. Heat the oven to its maximum temperature.
    Shape dough on pizza paddle (officially called a “peel”) dusted with cornmeal, and add toppings. Gently slide pizza onto stone in oven. Bake each for six to seven minutes.

  • Olympic Spirit

    You can find the best-looking man in Minnesota, my female colleagues tell me, at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. He is well over six feet tall, poses naked, and has a relaxed, arrogant look about him—there’s that jutty chin that women find irresistible. I am led to believe (by the same authorities) that the view from the rear is particularly gratifying—this baby got back, as my daughter’s favorite rapster once said.

    And perfect proportions. In fact, mathematically exact proportions; every one of his measurements is a planned and precise multiple of one of his knuckles (or digital phalanges, as they call them in the trade). Man is the measure of all things, as Protagoras said. Nothing illustrates more elegantly than this muscular specimen the ancient Greek conviction that the basis of beauty, indeed of all reality, is actually mathematical.

    Before you ask, we will never know how many digital phalanges were allotted to the part of him which was most masculine; it must have broken off some time in the last couple of thousand years. The plow-gash on his left thigh looks pretty painful as well.

    This is not one of your modern males, with an intense and sensitive inner life. It is impossible to discern what he is thinking, beyond perhaps that he feels relaxed and confident. A knee and an elbow are bent, the latter to hold a no-longer-extant spear (hence his name, the Doryphoros or Spear-Bearer). Despite the severed tree stump behind him, he does not seem as dim as Paul Bunyan. One imagines him as frozen poetry in motion, like an Olympic athlete: elegant in action but inarticulate when faced with a gabbling journalist.

    Beauty here is only skin deep. But what a skin—smooth white Pentelic marble (a Greek marble, though he is a Roman copy of a long-lost Greek original). You may think marble is merely parboiled limestone, of no more interest than potatoes. For Greeks and Romans it was a pleasure to be savored like wine. They looked at the green marble of Thessaly and saw in its white and yellow flecks the flowers and pasture on the spring hillsides from which it was cut. The more decadent emperors enjoyed building baths faced with the creamy stone quarried from the island of Skyros, with its distinctive gold and maroon veins, the colors of the Golden Gophers. (Could that be why Skyrian marble was used for the staircases in the Minnesota State Capitol?)

    A plainer creamy marble came from the island of Paros. Its noble simplicity and calm grandeur belies the wild life enjoyed by its ancient inhabitants. Lesbos might be famous for luxury and the poetess Sappho, but for the real strong stuff one turns to Archilochus, the poet of Paros. Too bad his works survive only in fragments. But you will get the idea from the title of a lecture about one of his recently rediscovered poems: “Last Tango on Paros.”

    Nowadays Paros is also home to wine marketed by Boutari, the best-known of all Greek wine makers. (Mr. Boutari is known also as a campaigner against dancing bears, but that is another story.) Unusually, this wine is red and robust, not white or resinated (retsina is surely one of those pleasures that are best enjoyed in the land of their origin); it is made from the distinctive Greek grape Xinómavro (“acid black”), with a strong, consistent flavor and a slightly brandified twang at the end.

    Its taste, indeed, is monochromatic enough to allow one to mix it with water in the ancient manner, in a krater or mixing bowl. (Just as “crater,” as in volcano, comes from krater because they are the same shape, so “acetabulum”—for the hip-socket —comes from the ancient name for little bowls that Greeks and Romans put vinegar in). Only barbarians drank their wine neat. Do you think the drinkers and thinkers at Plato’s Symposium could have been half so witty if they were in a condition that would have rendered them incapable of operating a motor chariot?

    So sit back, add a little water if you wish, and watch the marbly patterns swirl around your glass (or red-figured skyphos). You can do this while you watch the Olympics if you like. For myself, I would rather be among the cypress trees on a Hellenic hillside, balancing the aromas of pine and sunshine, of crushed thyme underfoot, and a whole lamb spitted and roasting succulently to celebrate the Greek festival of the Dormition of the Mother of God.