Publisher Kristin Henning: x-ray vision Chief Operating Officer Matt Bartel: [No response yet, but here’s a guess from the editor.] Advertising Director A.J. Kiefer: short shorts Chief Editor Cristina Córdova: Self-righteous indignation!A&E Editor Kate Iverson: Carrot Juice (only sometimes with vodka) Contributing WritersChris Birt: [No response yet, but here’s a guess from the editor.]Rich Goldsmith: … Read more
Publisher Kristin Henning: Hang Up and Drive. Chief Operating Officer Matt Bartel: Editor Cristina Córdova: Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out. Calendar Editor Jennifer Havrish: Baby Jesus cries every time you don’t use your turn signal. Advertising Director A.J. Kiefer: In case of rapture… I have dibs on your … Read more
Editor Julie Caniglia Apparently I ask rhetorical questions unrhetorically.Senior Editor Brad Zellar You tell me and we’ll both know.Assistant Editor Christy DeSmith I don’t dress my age.Online Editor Cristina Córdova Oya wima wima, Yansa wima wima oko to bembe aseni.Art Director Evangeline Johnson I sing silly made-up songs—poorly.Production Manager Lisa Pahl I think I’m smart. … Read more
Editor Julie Caniglia Household dustSenior Editor Brad Zellar ProsthesesAssistant Editor Christy DeSmith Anti-frizz styling productsOnline Editor Cristina Córdova Half-finished stories and random video footageArt Director Evangeline Johnson Vacation brochuresProduction Manager Lisa Pahl Bits of Prescription drugs ContributorsAnn Bauer ExperienceJeremy Iggers EurosColleen Kruse Cat hairStephanie March Vintage cookbooksOliver Nicholson Brownie pointsBritt Robson Braying pro-war quotes, 2003–05Peter … Read more
Editor Julie Caniglia HingieSenior Editor Brad Zellar GarfongAssistant Editor Christy DeSmith NoneyaOnline Editor Cristina Córdova The Gooch (see Jackass the Movie) Art Director Evangeline Johnson Ickers Production Manager Lisa Pahl Obsane Interim Production Savior Ryan Tungseth Booch ContributorsAnn Bauer SpinkyJeremy Iggers FreatingColleen Kruse Chill-axingStephanie March Shyah (as in “shyah right!”)Oliver Nicholson A tisser (one of … Read more
Editor Julie Caniglia The Nintendo stockSenior Editor Brad Zellar Monkey mindAssistant Editor Christy DeSmith Snoring (not my own)Online Editor Cristina Córdova My empireArt Director Evangeline Johnson Restless leg syndromeProduction Manager Amy L. Filipiak The bedbug Assistant Art Director Kristin Harper Night owl tendencies ContributorsAnn Bauer The 17-year-old who isn’t homeJeremy Iggers My prostateColleen Kruse Amphetamines … Read more
Editor Julie Caniglia The one in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari Senior Editor Brad Zellar Iggy Pop Assistant Editor Christy DeSmith Donatella Versace Online Editor Cristina Córdova Henry Kissinger Art Director Evangeline Johnson The Bride of Frankenstein Production Manager Amy L. Filipiak Jerry Dandrige Assistant Art Director Kristin Harper Gordon Ramsey Contributors Ann Bauer … Read more