Category: Twins

  • Rockin' The Teflon Dump

    The guy who pumps the music through the Metrodome speakers during Twins games is a fellow by the name of Kevin Dutcher. I have no idea how much attention people pay to that sort of thing during baseball games, but I started noticing a few years ago that the selection of tunes at the Dome…

  • Lord Have Mercy

    I’m not even going to bother to try to reconstruct the haywire play-by-play from the last four games. I was intending to go back over the game logs at some point tonight, but the prospect is frankly just too exhausting at the moment. All I know for sure is that I saw more variations of…

  • That Hauntingly Familiar Ugly Math

    –Ralph’s Barber Shop, Okmulgee, Oklahoma –Bateman Park, Okmulgee, OK —On the tube in Ralph’s Barber Shop, Okmulgee, OK: Twins clinch 2004 Central Division title It shouldn’t be possible for nine hits, seven walks, and a hit batter to add up to four runs. That’s the sort of line the Twins regularly threw up last year…

  • Yackety Yack…

    Have you noticed over the last several seasons how every time a Central Division foe has tried to talk trash about the Twins in the media it’s seemed to result in an immediate upsurge in the quality of play from Ron Gardenhire’s charges? Granted, what qualifies as bulletin-board grade trash-talking in baseball is generally pretty…

  • Variety Meat Platter, With A Side Of Tobacco Juice

    Last night’s terrific 5-4 comeback victory against the Tigers had no shortage of dramatic plot lines, from the return of Joe Mays and his $17 million arm to Shannon Stewart’s walk-off game-winner off the Rheumatoid Terminator, Troy Percival. Almost lost in all the hullabaloo was rookie Jason Bartlett’s first major league homerun, for which he…

  • The Return Of Jittery Joe Mays

    To really appreciate what an amazing accomplishment it is for Joe Mays to be making his first start in a year-and-a-half you almost have to have spent some time around the guy. I honestly have no idea what to expect, but I will say that I seriously never thought he’d make it back. Mays is…