Category: Twins

  • Umm…Excuse Me?

    I love Baseball Prospectus as much as the next guy, and since Bill James’ regrettable vanishing act it’s probably the single most reliable annual. That said, these guys do occasionally spout some real nonsense. I don’t know, for instance, who wrote this year’s entry for the Twins, but this item on Matthew LeCroy got me…

  • The Twin Most Likely To Be Sidelined With Leprosy And Gout

    Either Western Canada’s a harsh breeding ground for all manner of ailments and afflictions –a sort of jerkwater petri dish blooming with pestilence– or the Twins need to find out what the hell Justin Morneau’s putting in his body and/or what he’s done to offend Zeus. Because Morneau’s rapidly becoming the Molehill Job, a man…

  • A Modest Proposal

    I don’t know why there isn’t more talk of moving Lew Ford into the leadoff spot. At this stage of his career Shannon Stewart is no longer a prototypical leadoff guy; he’s pretty clearly lost his wheels and isn’t much of a threat to steal a base or beat out a groundball, both areas where…

  • Ain't That A Damn Fine Idea?

    A genius to me is somebody who does something wonderful I can’t begin to comprehend, and with his latest virtuous and ambitious enterprise John Bonnes (a.k.a. Twins Geek) fits the bill. If you’ve been reading John’s blog over the last few seasons you know that he’s among the more balanced and rational of the baseball…

  • One More Reason To Be Grateful You're Living In Twins Territory, Part Two

    Well, if you’re in a lucky seat, you’ll win a Hormel hot dog treat. Great for lunch, great for dinner, You could be a wiener winner, in the Hormel…Row…of…Fame! ALSO: GREAT NAMES IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY, PART ONE Astyanax Douglass Drungo Hazewood Ezra “Saltrock” Midkiff Moxie Hengle Tub Welch Rivington Bisland Ollie Welf Spurgeon Ferdinand…

  • One More Reason To Be Grateful You're Living In Twins Territory, Part One

    I have every reason to believe our lads are steroid-free (seventeen reasons, in fact –that being the number of seasons since a member of the local nine has hit thirty homeruns), and I wouldn’t expect to hear of any dirty piss tests emanating from the Twins’ clubhouse any time soon. The truth is that the…