One More Reason To Be Grateful You're Living In Twins Territory, Part Two

Well, if you’re in a lucky seat,
you’ll win a Hormel hot dog treat.
Great for lunch, great for dinner,
You could be a wiener winner,
in the Hormel…Row…of…Fame!

ALSO: GREAT NAMES IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY, PART ONE

Astyanax Douglass
Drungo Hazewood
Ezra “Saltrock” Midkiff
Moxie Hengle
Tub Welch
Rivington Bisland
Ollie Welf
Spurgeon Ferdinand “Spud” Chandler
Pid Purdy
Beals Becker
Fatty Briody
Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot
Pickles Dillhoefer
Alamazoo Jennings
Urbane Pickering
Pussy Tebeau
Possum Whitted
Chicken Wolf
Yats Wuestling
Hanson Horsey
Firpo Marberry
Mellie Wolfgang